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Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutSaturday nights I have a routine. I am a cum guzzling slut down at the Love’s Truck Stop. It was chilly last night for Florida, but those big dicks warmed me up.  I normally just suck cock for free, but I need new tires on my car. I didn’t really know any of the truckers there. It was not the usual suspects. I was not sure if it was the cold keeping them away or the fact that it was not my usual lot lizard day. These truckers had heard of me. They were happy to pay me for some of the best head in the state. I love sucking big dicks but getting paid to drain balls was just bonus. My mom and I were hookers for hire in the 70s and 80s, but I discovered I just loved fucking so much I did it for free. But sex always sells. Men will pay for it when there is no one around giving it away. I swallowed load after load in the cold last night and made more than enough to buy new tires for my car. Three truckers were buddies and offered me $500 to fuck. I am a three hole whore, so I took their money and let them play musical holes with my pussy, ass and mouth in the back of a cab. I was just happy to be out of the cold and making enough money to buy a big bag of coke too.

My Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line rings off the hook regardless if I am working or not. That is because men love a dirty old whore. Men love talking to an unencumbered woman with dirty stories and no limits. I don’t know how to be anything else. Seriously, why do women or men limit themselves. I raised my son and daughter to be limitless just like me. Both my son and daughter were over last night for a family threesome. I had a new bag of coke. My daughter and I did lines off her brother’s dick. He loves that. Coke makes me a nastier freak. We tossed his salad before we played with his cock. He loves a rim job. Do you? Never met an ass I wouldn’t tongue! My daughter bounced on his dick first. While she did that, I sucked on her pretty asshole and rubbed her clit. She was squirting on her brother’s cock and all over my face. She had a sloppy wet pussy once he came inside her, but I am a creampie whore. I just licked my son’s cum out of my daughter’s twat. He was hard again by the time I had her wet pussy cleaned out. I was next. I love fucking my son when his cock is still dripping with my daughter’s cunt juice. We had a family mini orgy last night. I miss having them live with me. They grow up too fast!

Cum Dumpster for Life

cum dumpsterI am a cum dumpster. There is no shame in that either. Most women won’t swallow, let alone let a gang of men bukkake on her face. I love cum. That means I will eat it and wear it. Cum is the hallmark of a dirty whore. Last night, I partied with a bunch of teen boys. We were drunk and high which equals horny. The party was at my house because I am the party destination for teen boys on the weekends. Teen boys have more fun with an old milf than young girls. That is because we do the shit they don’t. I was letting all those boys spray their jizz all over my face and tits. They lambasted me too. I was happy for the jet streams of cum all over my body. Cum is my anti-aging cream. A few good douses a week and I stay looking great. Those boys emptied their tanks a few times on me too. Young schoolgirls won’t party with them, this trashy milf will! Any smart older woman knows teen boys have the stiffest cocks and the most cum in their balls.

A Trashy MILF Knows How to Get Shit Done

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A sexy trashy milf knows how to get shit done. I had a flat tire when I came out of Walmart this morning. I looked around for the biggest guy and worked my charm. I went right up to him and explained what happened. I pulled my shirt down to show off more of my cleavage. My big tits get results. I asked him if he had a jack I could borrow, knowing full well he would change my tire for me. I watched him change my tire. I gave him lots of praise for being a big strong man. The truth is I can change a tire, but why would I when I can get a stud to do it for me? I prefer to save my nails and my strength for fucking. After he was done, I offered to buy him a drink. I mean I wanted to fuck him. A strong handsome stud like him had to have a big dick too. I saw the wedding ring on his finger, but that never stops me. We went back to my place for a beer and a fuck. I think he took two sips of beer before his cock was out of his pants. I didn’t care about the beer. I only cared about his cock. I showed off my cum guzzling slut skills and thanked him with a hard swallow of his yummy jizz.

A Cum Guzzling Slut is the Life of the Party

cum guzzling slutA cum guzzling slut will always be the most in demand woman in the place. I was at this boring ass party over the weekend. I was told it was a party, but it was a snooze fest. I had to liven things up. I always have party favors on me, plus I am a party. I got the hostess high. She had no clue what a party was and that was obvious. Her guests were just standing around chatting about climate control and the next election. How fucking boring, right? No one was drinking anything but beer or wine. A party needs coke, hard liquor and a trashy milf! I started doing lines with guys. I served up some Tennessee whiskey and then I started sucking cock. Once I was sucking dick, the other women at the party followed my lead. Now it was a party. Fuck politics. House parties should be fun and void of the bullshit going on in the world. Right? The women at this party all got blow banged by the men at the party. I showed them some of my cock sucking skills too. Every woman was swallowing load after load of jizz. Guys were getting their second wind thanks to my party favors, so the women got fucked too. You need to liven up a party? Invite me. I know how to party.

Big Dick Sucker Beverly

big dick suckerWhen people think of a big dick sucker, they often think the dicks being sucked are black. I am a black cock whore, however, I suck all sorts of cocks. Big and small, young and old, and black and white. My son has a decent sized cock. He is not black but his dad was 9-inches. You know what they say too. If the son has a big cock, likely daddy does too. My son is my favorite white cock to suck and fuck. Him and several of his friends came over to party last night. They brought a keg of beer and a bag of coke. Plus, they brought cum filled balls. These boys are in their sexual prime. They need to fuck a cougar, a trashy milf who can keep up with them. It was me and 5 boys. They struggled to keep up with me. I out fucked 5 young studs. Part of that was coke, but most of it was just being a seasoned old whore. I was titty fucked.  I was ass fucked. I was pussy fucked. They even joked that they were breeding me with their white boy seed. That was hot. I wish I could still get pregnant. But I let them think I was fertile so they would fill me up with more cum. Cum this morning, I was the last one standing.

Dirty Anal Sex Whore

anal sex whoreI’m a dirty anal sex whore. How dirty you ask? Well, today while I was taking phone calls, I got super horny. I just could not play with my fuck holes enough. I was masturbating with all sorts of things. I used the porn star of cucumbers in my ass.  An 11-inch, beer can thick garden veggie made me squirt all over my couch. It was in my ass, but I drenched the couch in cunt juice. I think the cucumber found my G-spot in my ass lol. That was just the beginning for this dirty whore. I had baseball on my brain because of the World Series. Even though my last call had ended, I was still horny. I got out my son’s old baseball bat; cleaned it up a bit and fucked my ass with it. Long hard wood was just what this trashy MILF needed up her ass after that cucumber. The cucumber was on the couch next to me. My legs were spread wide, with a baseball bat up my ass, so I took the cucumber and rammed it up my cunt.  It took me a few minutes to realize I was in front of the window. A small group of boys had gathered outside my trailer window and were watching me get home run with a baseball bat. Being watched, just made me fuck myself harder. I’m not a modest woman. I’m an exhibitionist. I love an audience. I invited them inside for a bird’s eye view of what I was doing. Because they were stroking their cocks, I decided to up my game. I took that baseball bat and rammed it up my ass all the way. I moaned so loudly, I thought I scared the boys. My fan club was just watching in awe and stroking faster. I came so hard. So did the boys. I love being watched when I am in full dirty whore mode.

Trashy MILF Got a Lyft

trashy milfA trashy milf like me can have fun in the back of a car! I was at a house party last night. I drank way too much to drive home, so I called a Lyft. The only one available was a ride share, but she was going near where I live. When the driver picked me up, I saw a cute coed in the back. She was drunk too. We got to drunk talking. Both of us were being responsible, so we decided we deserved an award. I went down on her in the back of the Lyft. I ate her bald cunt. She was loving my magic tongue so much, she had to brace herself in the back seat. Arms on the roof of the car and legs on the back of the car seats. She squirted on my face and on the leather seats. I pissed on them. Me bad. She ate my sloppy wet pussy and when I cum, sometimes I pee. That comes with getting old. I told the driver to bill my card for any clean-up. He made me an offer. Let him film two hot chicks fucking in his Lyft and call it even. That was an easy deal to make. She didn’t mind being filmed either. Her first time with an older woman she said. My guess, it was not her last because as soon as she got out of the car, she sent me a friend request. I will be eating out that girl again soon.

Live Phone Sex: I Can Fuck From Home and Talk Dirty

live phone sexLive phone sex is the best. Guys always ask me if I am a bot or if I am at home. No, I am no bot. I am a 100% natural woman and I only work from home. I would never work in a factory. It is not 1985! I am not a recording. I am not fake. I am just a dirty old whore who likes to work from home. I can get fucked and immediately take a call. How great is that?  I have been working all morning with a ton of cum in my pussy. I live alone, but I often have lovers over. Lovers of different ages and races.  Last night was black teen gangbang night. The black high school boys know I am a black cock gangbang whore. They also know I don’t care about age and that I can handle big dicks. Little white schoolgirls are not enlightened about size yet. They worry about big black cocks ruining their tight pink holes. When you get to be my age, you only want something you can feel. The local black boys just want to fuck and drink beer on the weekends, so they come to my trailer. We party together. All night long, I was doing lines and taking big black cock in my holes. I have not even slept, but that is what coke is for. Now, I am full of cum and talking dirty. I love my life.

Pissing Sex in Public

pissing sexDo you like pissing sex? I love water sports. My daughter loves bathroom play. When she was young, she would sit on the toilet while one of my lovers peed between her legs. That was how she was toilet trained. Sometimes a lover would miss the target and piss in her mouth or on her bald slit.  She grew up to love pissing games. I got my love for pissing fun seeing her pure joy from being pissed on by a grown man. She would play pissing games with her little schoolgirl friends too. One day, I caught her brother pissing on her. He is 5 years older than her, so he had a better stream than her little school friends. Now, my daughter is grown-up, but she enjoys pissing games still. She will sometimes pee through her cotton panties, especially if a grown man is watching.  We were shopping last night at the mall. The food court has a fountain in the middle where people sit to eat and toss coins in for a wish. She had a look on her face I knew all too well. She hopped in the fountain because several men were eying the sexy tight body, she was flaunting in her little jean skirt. She pulled it up exposing her bald pussy because she had no panties on. She pissed in the fountain like a drunk coed. Men were watching and growing bulges in their jeans. Nothing embarrasses me. I had bail money on me if she got arrested. Soon we had a gathering of dirty old men jacking their cocks watching my daughter piss in the fountain. I was turned on too. I lifted my dress and pissed in the fountain with her. Soon, more girls were joining us, and men were jacking off on us as we pissed. Eventually, someone called the mall cops, but we got out of there before I had to use my coke money to bail us out of jail. A few guys followed us to my car, so we took them home and enjoyed some water sports sex. It is amazing how many men love to piss on a mommy and daughter.