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Cum Dumpster at a Party

 

cum dumpsterA cum dumpster will always be the life of the party. I have a girlfriend from the right side of the tracks. She married well. Growing up we were from the same side of the bad tracks. We were thick as thieves. She and I shared many a cock over the years for money. We used to tell older men we met at the mall we were sisters. We were both blonde and blue eyed and buxom for our age. Guys gladly shelled out money to get head or hand jobs from two teen sisters. She married a wealthy businessman and moved on up like the Jefferson’s. She never forgot her trailer trash whore roots and friend, however. I am invited to every party she throws. The one this weekend was a classy one. I stuck out like a sore thumb in hot pants and a tube top. She doesn’t care. She invites me because some of her male friends need a good ball draining and their stuck-up trophy wives need a wake-up call. I am the kind of woman who does what your wife won’t do. All the guys were glued to me. I was glued to the bar. Guys were pouring me drinks and chatting me up. My friend kept the wives away with a tour of the house. Suddenly, it was just me and 10 married men whose balls had not been drained since Regan was president.  It didn’t take long to blow them because when your dick has not been sucked in forever, the first touch of a tongue makes you ooze. I am sure you know what I am talking about. My tube top came off and these classy men were shooting their loads of cum all over me. I managed to clean myself up and have a few more drinks before my friend even came back from the house tour with the wives. Honestly, I bet those wives wouldn’t even be upset that I blew their husbands. I just saved them obligatory head for another decade. I am a cum guzzling slut. I love the taste of cum. I am happy to blow any man, even you.

Punished by My Mistress

No taboo phone sexYou came by today for your appointment. I have been parting a little hard and did not realize that I was booked with you. Normally I make sure to have eaten plenty of fiber the day before so that I can produce my scrumptious creamy chocolate pudding for you. Unfortunately, I was not able to today and you were so mad!

You called my mistress and told her that you pay good money for your sessions with me and you expect me to be able to preform. Whether you wanted a golden shower, scat, or for me to just suck your cock dry I should be ready and willing. Not the hung over hot mess that I was today. She assured you that it would never happen again.

She called me into the torture chamber and told me to strip. She told me that she expects her whores to deliver the best customer service always. Then she tied me up to her saw horse and started spanking my ass. I was screaming and crying before she stopped. Little did I know she was just getting started. She pulled out a vibrator and put it on my cunt. She punished my cunt with her vibrator and strap-on until my cunt was fucked raw. Then she just left me there all tied up and told me she would be back for round two!

Scrumptious Marble Shit Cake

Scat phone sexYou and I had the dirtiest kinkiest time last night. It was your birthday but by the time we got around to the cake, I had consumed too much alcohol and was just a little tipsy. I accidently dropped your cake right on your lap. You being you just started laughing and smearing that cake with red icing all over my naked body. We were smearing it all over our naked bodies and then we started licking it off of each other. As I was sucking all of that butter cream icing off of your big hard cock. You had a wicked little laugh and said you know what would make this cake better. If I took a great big shit all over your chest then we could mix it in with this vanilla cake and make one hell of a scrumptious marble shit cake. We smeared my shit along with your cake all over each other and made sure to lick every last drop off of each other. I sucked your hard throbbing shit cake covered cock until you busted a nut and cum washed it all down.

Freaky Phone Sex Whore Loves Pervs

I’m a freaky phone sex kinda slut and I want your most perverse fantasies to turn my tramp cunt wet. I like to lick sweaty assholes and slam my strap-on cock in them while I get pounded by another BBC. I’m a fan of being tag teamed and double penetrated while I am guzzling a hot cum load from some sort of furry friend. The list of dirty things I am willing to partake in is really endless and I am open to trying something new even.

Freaky Phone Sex

The other afternoon I was approached by a group of pervert as I left the strip club I was whoring at and they wanted a little cum fest in my mouth, right there in the alleyway and I was totally down for it. What would you do with a slut like me?

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Cum Filled Cunt with Boy Jizz

cum filled cuntI have been playing with my cum filled cunt all morning. I was a naughty whore last night. All the local school boys who fuck me on the way to the bus stop during the school year paid me a surprise visit last night. They had been coordinating a sneak out for days. When school is in session, getting that school boy dick isn’t hard. The boys just make me part of their morning routine. Their mommas are either at work or passed out asleep from work at the strip club to notice that their boys left for school. They stop by on the way to school for a ball draining and on the way home for another one. In the summer, it is harder to sneak off to get some trashy milf cunt and ass. They made it happen last night. They waited until their parents passed out and met in my back yard. I was about to call the police, when one of the boys I fuck made himself known to me. I thought I had an intruder. They couldn’t stay long in case their mothers woke up and noticed them gone, but they don’t need much time to fill me up with boy batter. They are what we use to call minute men or 3 pump chumps. They are quick cummers, but so were you at that age. These school boys need me to teach them stamina. I need them to give me cum. Every boy dropped a load of boy batter inside my old cunt. They waited until everyone had a ride in this old pussy. It’s been hours since they left, but my pussy is still filled with boy seed. I can’t stop scooping out creamy balls of cum and eating it. I am such an old cum whore.

Got milk?

cum dumpsterI get high and I act irrational. I have a good friend who is the same way. A little liqour and some coke we become the greatest duo ever. We have been at it since our party hard college days. We have no shame in showing off our pussies and being known as the the towns sluts. We look good and we both have had more threesomes than anyone on earth. I can attest to that. We both love being cum dumpsters together. We are a dynamic duo and will make any man weak in their knees. I like nothing more than to give you a nice tongue bath with my best friend. Two filthy sluts slobbing on your knob. Yummy! You can’t resist it can you? Look how your toes curl and you begin to pulsate your cock. Feeling us tease you and playing with those balls has you going crazy. When you dispense that cum we eat it up clean like two pro sluts. Give us that creamy milk.

My turn

Phone sex line There is never a dull day on the phone sex line. I had a guy singing me show tunes the other day. He was sweet and a nice change from the normal. His intentions weren’t for me to make him cum though. He wanted to make me cum. I was kind of shocked but I was so high I thought ok. So I rolled a fat joint put him on mute so I could do a line of coke and started listening to him. He was very detailed in his description of how he would spread my pussy lips with his tongue. Start sucking gently on my clit then harder, slipping a finger deep inside right before I cum.  This makes me squirt my cum everywhere. I wasn’t prepared for that. Hope he calls again.

A Cum Filled Cunt is Yummy

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Nothing is prettier than a cum filled cunt. That is what Chuck told me last night as he was eating my cream pie pussy. We met at this local watering hole. We both got drunk and wanted to fuck. Chuck was bold. He asked me if I was the kind of girl who would mind him cleaning up his cum from my cunt. He had no clue what a nasty freak I am. I told him I was an old cum whore. I love it when a man shares his cum with me. We got nasty last night. He came three times in my pussy. I squatted over his face, pushed a little jizz out into his mouth, then kissed him.  We swapped some cum before my creampie slut hookup started scooping out his jizz with his tongue. You would have thought Miller Lite was on draft between my legs with the amount of time he spent between them. He slurped on my cunt, sucking out all the jizz he left. Confession. There might have been more than just his cum in pussy. I stopped by the truck stop on my way to the bar, so I had a few loads before he made his deposits. We snowballed a lot of the cum that he licked out of me. We woke up this morning and did it all over again.

Use me like a Fleshlight

Freaky phone sexI am nothing more than a walking freaky phone sex slut with a motherfuckin pulse. Daddy uses me like i’m his own personal Fleshlight, bouncing me up and down on his throbbing monster cock. My wet ass pussy is tight and tasty He spins me around on that dick and sucks on my fat titties. Daddy has a very special surprise for me today since i’ve been such a nasty fuckin whore. He blindfolded me and told me to open my mouth as wide as I possibly could. In he shoved a huge big black cock, it barely even fit! I was gagging like a damn cunt and trying to shove it all down my throat. Daddy knows how much I enjoy munching on chocolate meat. We’re both nasty as fuck and getting to play with BBC only makes me feel even filthier. He loves having a built-in sex toy.

Bar sluts

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Carrie and I started this new job its a mens bar pretty much with some decent clients. It’s a job where we prance around in thigh highs or fishnets and show of our tits and cover our nipples with pasties. The guy’s drink do some  coke and enjoy playing a bit of pool. We often become the center of attention and put on a show. They love that I am an anal cum dumpster and Carrie is a cum eating

bitch who is willing to take anyones jizz. We are a perfect combo for all the nasty fantasies the guys have. We sure do work for the tips. We stand in front of each guy and let them do whatever they want to us. Its kind of sick that a pairs of bimbos will let you fuck suck and cum on them just for jizz and blow. We are  filthy trashy bitches ready to get an excellent high and some dick. It can even be some mediocre dick. As long as we get our dick dose for the day, we will be more than content.

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