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Piss Ice Cubes

Pissing phone sexYou know what I really fucking enjoy doing? Drinking my own piss! There are so many fun ways to incorporate my urine into things in my daily life. One of my favorite ways to drink my yummy golden goodness is to freeze them into ice cubes! I take the ice tray and squat over it to fill it up while I let the piss flow out of my sloppy wet cunt. There’s always a spare container full as well that I like to set aside so that I can refill the trays as much as I want! Once they’re nice and frozen, I insert them into my ass and let them melt in my rectum. It feels so good as they stream out of me, flowing down my legs and puddling on the floor at my feet. It smells so fucking nasty but so delicious at the same time! Eating asparagus prior to making the ice cubes really gives a nice smelly effect to them! Putting the cubes in my coffee and water makes it taste so fucking good! I fucking love drinking my own fluids, fuck, it makes me so horny! I love having pissing phone sex and telling you all about my pissing sex stories!

Sexy Prostitutes Need Punished

sexy prostitutesSexy prostitutes need punished sometimes. I love my daughters, but my oldest girl is unruly at times. She loves the money being a whore brings, but she doesn’t like to be submissive. I don’t either, honestly. However, I am a greedy bitch, so if a guy wants to slap a dog collar on me and parade me around as his pet, I am all in. I just see the green. My daughter needs to learn that when you are a whore, the client is always right. Now, on occasion, I get submissive men who want fucked in the ass by a dominant woman. I am happy to put a strap on and party with his ass. What happened the other night was a guy paid to spank a young girl. He wanted a hot teen slut to abuse. He paid extra to leave a mark. She was glad to do it when she heard what her cut would be. Midway, she switched and try to spank the client. He was gonna abuse the fuck out of her if I didn’t intervene. I decided to let him overpower her. She needed a hard lesson. He practically choked the life out of her with his right hand. He picked her up by her neck, choked the life out of her and tossed her across the room. He wanted his money back. It was about to get ugly so I gave him the money back. I made sure my daughter knew that she owed me her share. I spanked her bare bottom hard. So hard, she cried. She never cries. The next day I scheduled a gang bang for her. 50 men fucking her ass like a gangbang whore would bring me the money she fucked up with one high client. She got used up well. She is still sitting on a bag of frozen veggies to sooth her well worn asshole. Consequences have actions. A young girl needs to learn.

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phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts are the most fun to talk to because we are perverts like you. A woman doesn’t one day wake up and say, “I’m going to talk dirty for a living.” She gets into this profession because her life is too dirty to share with just anyone. Pretty much the reason why you call girls like us, right? You have experiences or desires your wife would frown upon. In this business, women don’t judge. I have a very colorful life. My young life was spent as a cash cow to my meth head parents. I was just a body they could pimp out. The men that paid for my young holes treated me better than the folks who gave me life. I never attended public school. In fact, my guess is I was a home birth and there was no record of me being born in West Virginia. I escaped my squalor existence thanks to a dirty john who bought me from my parents. He made an honest woman out of me, but he made me his baby making dirty mommy. He bred me 6 times so he could have young ones to play with daddy. My husband spoils me. I am his queen, albeit a dirty one. I am educated thanks to him. I had to go to school to polish me up for his wealthy business associates. I am a hooker for hire still, just my husband is my pimp and I am the madam to our brood. Behind the gated community and a 10 bedroom home, you will find a family of whores and lots of incest fun. If you have very taboo thoughts about young ones, think of your mother in naughty ways or like to get fucked up and have freaky sex, my sexline is for you.

Lie to me Pinocchio

I named my favorite dildo Pinocchio after a joke that my friends and I had going one day. We met this guy with a huge nose, other than that he was pretty hot. He just had a huge honker. Well my friends hooked me up with him and this man could fuck. I mean he knew all the right moves, his cock was huge and he made me cum over and over. I sat on his face while he ate my pussy and I was just playing but I kept telling him his nose was like Pinocchio and to fuck me harder with it. He rammed his snozer right into my cunt and made me cream so fucking hard. Anytime I see him nowadays I tell him whats up Pinocchio and he says yo want me to lie to you, then fuck you. It was a fun experience and my friends tease me, but they weren’t there that night and they do not know what they are missing. So yes, Pinocchio…lie to me please.I wonder if there are any other good stories that could be a catalyst for real life fuck sessions of not so good looking guys with amazing abilities to satisfy my pussy hole.

 

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Trashy Milf Bangs the Homeroom Teacher

trashy milfTrashy Milf Lilibeth might as well be my new moniker. My youngest son had an open house last night at his new school. He is changing schools since he graduated his last grade. I was trying to act like a good respectable mother, but it’s a struggle for me. I was at a school with lots of young boys. But it wasn’t a school boy who caught m eye first. It was a new teacher, who I mistook for a school boy because of his baby face. Just graduated college. This will be his first year teaching and he will be my son’s homeroom teacher. I caught his attention too. I joked that I had underwear older than him. “I’d like to see those,” he retorted with a smile. My son is not even failing school yet and I was banging his baby faced teacher in a supply closet. Usually, I wait untill a brat is in academic trouble before I fuck the teacher. My ass and pussy are how I make sure my babies don’t get held back. I thought to myself as he was ramming his cock up my ass that I could always blackmail him if push came to shove. My youngest son is smarter than the rest of us combined, so likely it was safe to bang the teacher before school even started. We weren’t gone long, but I emerged out of the supply closet a hot mess. My son knew the look. “Good thing I am smart, mom,” he joked with me. I think I am the teacher’s pet. I sure hope so. What hot milf doesn’t want to fuck a 22 year old hung boy. I love fucking my youngest boy, but his dick is a fraction the size of my son. When we got home, my son busted me to my husband, but he loves that I am mommy whore.

Shitty Piss Fuck

I need to take a bath. I just had a trucker piss and shit on me while fucking my ass and cunt so hard I bled. I thought it was going to be a normal hook job. I was ready and got up into the truck. I asked him what he wanted and I started to undress a sI normally would. I stated it was gonna cost him fifty bucks to fuck my pussy and sixty bucks if he wanted my ass hole. I told him it was an extra fifteen if he wanted me to suck his cock.

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He threw a hundred and fifty dollars at me and told me to bend the fuck over, he rammed his cock in my ass, puled out and shoved his entire hand into my asshole scaping shit out. He pissed on my face and in my hair. Fucked the shit out of me and made me suck my own scat off his throbbing hard cock.

Masturbating Is Fun, When Waiting For Cock

Phone sex slutsYesterday I needed cock so fucking bad and there was none around to fuck. So I grabbed my dildo and started pounding at my cunt as hard and as fast as I could. I was howling and moaning as my cunt was getting sloppy wet.  My cum squirting across the room.  I still was so fucking horny I could not stop from fucking myself.  I grabbed another dildo of mine and shoved it deep in my ass.  Fucking both my ass and cunt with the dildos.  Awe then I look up and I see Dave standing above me. Jerking off his rock hard cock over me.  I was so excited to see real cock.  I started to beg.  “Please oh baby please fuck me with that cock of yours.”  He was happy to comply as he bent me over the couch and started fucking my ass.  Feeling his cock deep in my ass, I shoved a dildo in my cunt fucking my cunt in sync of Dave fucking my ass.  He left my ass full of his cum and I left a sticky mess on the floor.

I might be trashy but I’m fun!

white trash phone sexI might be a trashy bitch but I sure am fun! Just ask my new neighbors, they had all these guys over there helping them move in and watching all those big strong men moving all those heavy things got me so fucking wet that I just had to meet them! I got dressed up all skanky and went over to see if I could help them with anything and one guy said yeah you could suck our dicks, but he said it in a jokey kinda way. Well joke or no joke I just sank down to my knees and opened my mouth and said who’s first? Seeing that I was serious, they started pulling their cocks out and lining up to get a turn! It was hot as fuck, I sucked all their dicks and swallowed all that cum and even got their numbers too!

Live Phone Sex with Lilibeth

live phone sexLive phone sex is the only kind of dirty talk to have if you ask me. You want a personalized experience, not a recorded message. You want someone you can share your dirty fantasies with who will encourage you to act on your P impulses. All day long, I have been suggesting that daddies molest their daughters. Girls were born to fuck. Who better to teach them about the joys of fucking than their daddy? Incest should not be taboo. It should be encouraged and explored. My husband loves fucking his daughters. I knew he was a P man when I met him, because when we first fucked, I was our youngest daughter’s age. I knew once I married him, I needed to bore him some little girls. I wanted to give him a daughter or two to fuck because I loved him. A good wife, stands by her man. She encourages and supports him. It’s a quandary for me. On one hand, I don’t understand why women don’t support their husband’s desires to fuck their daughters. On the other hand, I am glad they don’t because if all women were like me, men would not call women like me for advice on fucking their daughters. When you call this trashy MILF, rest assured, I understand your  dirty desires and I will help you get what you want.

I’m your porcelain throne

Everyone I know knows what I freak I am and how much I love getting shit on and playing with scat while I get pounded really fucking hard. But I do not know if everyone is aware that I also love getting pissed on. It is so hot when a guy uses me as a human toilet and takes his zipper down  pulls his cock out aims in my direction and starts pissing all over me. There is something I find irresistible in shit in piss that I get so horny and want to cover myself in human waste. Maybe its just because I know my place. I am on my knees with my mouth wide open like your porcelain throne, waiting for you to take a massive dump in it, piss in it or just come all over it. Do whatever you see fit. I will enjoy it. It would give me so much pleasure to swallow whatever fluid you wanted to give me, I will gladly bend over when you are done and that you take the pick of my whore holes and you can then fuck or do whatever you want to me.

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