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Hooker phone sex with Mr. Sexy
Furry Friends Phone Sex Gangbang Whore Beverly
My daughter and I hung out at the pool today. We were guzzling Colt 45s, snorting coke and talking about the nastiest things we have done for money. I have no limits. When it comes to money, there isn’t anything I won’t do for the right price. I told her about this one time when I was not even her age yet. I was still in school and some older boys I knew were going to Tijuana for Spring Break. The rumor was you could bring back pain pills and all sorts of good shit to party on or sell. I ended up spending all my money on booze and drugs the first day.
I met this guy who told me a hot young blonde like me could make good money doing farm entertainment. I’m talking total ass shows if you know what I mean. I had seen the size of the cocks on some farm friends. Not going to lie, I was intrigued. I was no virgin. I was a gangbang whore school girl. But I wanted to try something really supersized in my fuck holes. He told me I could make $500 cash a night doing live sex shows with some rather large farm boys. “Where do I sign up,” I asked? That night I had my first jackass. He was hung like a horse! I actually entertained several big four legged boys. Have you ever seen that kind of show? I was split wide open. Their cocks were slimy and smelled awful. Huge balls bruised my ass. Razor sharp cock hit my cervix and beyond. I swallowed a ton of farm funk. I was covered in chunky nasty spunk. I had to lick up the farm stud cum off the floor that poured out my ass and cunt . My body looked like a crime scene with all the jizz blasted on my face and body.
There was even some blood. I had not yet birthed any brats or had big black cocks yet, so my ass and cunt were relatively tight. Not after day four of my He Haw entertainment shows though. My cunt could swallow a watermelon I was so stretched out. Guys got really hot watching a teen girl be strapped down and fucked in her ass and cunt by Eeyore and his pals. My friends thought I was a nasty freak for doing what I did for money, but they sure has hell enjoyed the partying we did on my He Haw show money!
My daughter high fived me. Told me she was proud to have a nasty ass skank for a momma. She also asked me to take her down to Tijuana. What’s the nastiest thing you would have me do for money? I love a dirty challenge.
Live Phone Sex in the Hooker House
I’m not ashamed that I sell my body for money and booze – live phone sex is the tamest thing I do. The whole neighborhood is a piece of work, so I’m not the only one out there selling myself. There’s even a “No Hooking” sign down the road, but of course, it’s ignored completely. I’ll do anything for cash, anything.
I had a blind guy come over the other day, and he was escorted by, yup, you guessed it, a mangy four-legged friend. He said he’d pay me a goodly amount of money, but I had to fuck Buck first. I don’t know why, since in theory, the john couldn’t see anything, but he said he’d enjoy it nonetheless. He said Buck had been humping his leg a lot lately and needed a ladyfriend like there was no tomorrow.

So I served as ladyfriend for Buck while sucking the john’s cock. It wasn’t the first time I’d served to do something like this, and it won’t be the last, but it was the most recent. The reason I mention it? The john wasn’t blind! At the end, he ripped off his glasses and told me he very much enjoyed watching his Buck fuck me from behind, and that I was the most amusing hooker he’d ever had the fortune to be with.
The stinking son of a bitch. But he did pay, so what do I care? It’s all for the money, and I’ll do whatever you ask. That’s why hooking on this street will never die.
I Can’t Believe I Did This
Woo Hoo PB&J
Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and
began to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was. He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.
“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”
I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my
belly and helped him to mount into me. I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.














