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Cum Filled Cunt is Something I Love

cum filled cuntIt is no secret that I love a cum filled cunt. It is usually my cunt that is full of creamy goodness. Not last night. I was bar hopping and met this drunk coed. Very cute. Had the girl next door vibe. She was white girl wasted. She let some guys gang bang her in the bathroom. Honestly, I was a little worried for her safety. I called an Uber and took her home. My plan was to let her sleep it off in a safe environment then take her home today. We were in the back of the Uber car, and she started kissing me. She was more cognizant than I had assumed earlier. I think she is just like me. A dirty trailer trash whore. Just a much younger version than me. She is 21. She had been at the bar with her boyfriend who broke up with her and left her at the bar. Sad, lonely and vulnerable. I told her that loser was not worth her time. She just wanted to fuck him off her mind. I got it. I’ve been there. I think all women have been there. The Uber driver did not seem to mind us getting nasty in the back of his car if he could watch and drive. I made her forget the guy who dumped her with my oral skills. I licked her pussy dry. Sucked out all the cum left by the random bar flies. I was there to get cock. But this girl could have been my daughter. I could take advantage of her inebriated state much better and safer than random bar dudes. They would have left her passed out on the bathroom floor in that dive bar. At least with me, she got her cunt cleaned up by a creampie slut and a warm bed to sleep off her stupor.  We finger banged and snowballed cum in the back of the Uber car, but by the time I got her home, she had passed out on the couch. When she woke up this morning, I took her home, but not before I ate the young cunt again. I miss the taste of a young pussy. Nothing like it, especially when it is full of cum.

Bored Housewife Drunk Phone sex

Drunk phone sex

Libations have made me into a sloppy mess. Read and jerk off to my drunk phone sex raunchy tale. When my husband is at the Gentlemen’s Club EXPO or scouting new talent, I find myself becoming a bored housewife. Not a good look for me at all. So I start with a wine bottle or two and that only makes me horny. I find myself watching old videos of me taking massive amounts of cock. I have a new agenda for helping the young whores become like me. I also have to keep my cuckold husband happy with his whore wife. It happens to all aging whores, although I’m still quite young, I have fucked hundreds of men. I haven’t retired, I just have the longings of being creampied and left in some skanky motel. But the wine helps, and I remember that time Valde shoved a champagne bottle up my ass and laughed as I screamed. My cunt aches to be that young whore scared out of her mind again. The panties slip off and The bottle feels cool against my pussy.  I lift the neck up and pour the rest of the wine down my folds. The kitchen chair is replaced by a bar stool in memory of mine as I push the bottom of the wine bottle into my hole. I’m drunk and all I know is in my mind I’m back in a nasty biker bar and Joe is pushing his fist inside of me. A $50 dollar bet for 20-year-old me. The wine bottle goes inside me and I begin to fuck my Sloppy wet pussy. I think for a minute I should film myself but I’m much to drunk and I have a glass wine bottle fucking my cunt. 

Dirty Phone Sex Stories Are Plentiful with an Old Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex stories are plentiful with me. I am a dirty old whore. I was at some dive bar last night. Only kind I go to. It was a mix of guys. Working class bar. Black men, white men, old and young. Mostly guys in the trade craft world. Plumbers, electricians and folks like that. I was not looking for cock. I figured I was too old for men my age. I was wrong. Just about every man in the bar bought me a drink. I can hold my coke. I do better than the average woman, but a working-class Joe who kicks back a few beers an hour. Yeah, I was out of my league, but that did not stop me from trying. I was too drunk to drive. Hell, I was too drunk to find my car. A few guys my age drove me home. I invited them in for a drink. They were gentlemen. I am not used to that. I was thinking they could turn me into an anal cum dumpster in the dive bar bathroom and leave me until I woke up in a pool of my own puke. Instead, I had to convince them to fuck me. I told them I am not their wives. I am a whore. A dirty old whore. I shared some Mary Jane with them. Then, I did what I do best. I pulled out their cocks and blew them dry. They came easily for old men. A lot of cum too. I did not point out the obvious to them. But I knew their wives were worthless. The did some lines of coke with me and that brought those old cocks back to life quickly. I got to be a cum dumpster for my peers. I cannot remember the last time I fucked a guy in his 50s. It is usually the younger men who want this old whore. Well, now at least three old plumbers in my city want to fuck this old broad. They are skipping the bar tonight and partying at my place.

 

This Big dick sucker gets what she wants

Big dick suckerAs a big dick sucker, cocks against my face are a great feeling. Hot dick against my ass, one rubbing away against my cunt slit, pressuring dick with my boobs and even stepping on some depraved dealers in need of touch but with nowhere left for me to give it. That was my morning, and holy shit was it fun. I love a good one woman orgy, where I’m a toy to too many people to keep track. The goal is to put myself into good positions to be used as a toy and not a lover. I don’t want some guy to mount me, intertwined our fingers and pin my hands by my head while he gently rocks into me and takes my lips slowly and sensually. As an anal cum dumpster I’m into a real rough routine that has at least three to four guys, and that takes work, practice, a sense of precision. If I’m on my stomach, it needs to be on top of a guy and in the perfect position for another to get into my ass. See, there’s a problem though, then the guy I’m titfucking has his balls swaying in the guy under me’s face, so I need to twist a little, and if I’m already twisting myself I need a place for my hands to rest for balance. It turns out, gripping two big dicks and jerking them off makes a great balance, so that’s five guys. The sixth is where things get really hard and complicated – pun hella intended. I need it, I really need it, so my normal routine at that point is to turn my head and open my mouth and hope someone else can figure it out. Even if they can’t, I at least expect someone to jerk off so they can spray all over my face through the confusion. What’s the point of being used by a group of horny guys if no one leaves this cum guzzling slut covered in stinky spunk!

Anal sex whore Spring Blooms

anal sex whoreAnal sex whore spring blooms are what I expect this season. As the earth warms and men start cumming out of winter hibernation they need a hot whore. A hot ass slut who can handle man meat that hasn’t gotten enough use this past winter. I assure you I will put that neglected man meat to good use.

My round ass is ready, willing, and waiting for a pretty prolapse at your expense.  Just look at how succulent my hole looks as Im waiting to put a pre-slobbered cock in my ass hole. Get me drunk Ill scream like hell!   I would never let you go without a good throat fuck before ass fuck! 

I will use my expert Big dick sucker skills to get you the hardest before you fuck my brown eye. Hell, Im not ashamed to say ill clean that cock off after you’re done with my ass hole. I even like when you go ass to mouth all night long. Drunk or stoned, consider me your Anal cum dumpster that loves spring ass blooms!

Drunk girl fucking her daddy

drunk girl fucking

You know, I got so drunk one day that I accidentally fucked my dad. I know it sds so foul, but honestly, it makes me so horny to be such a fuck slut foformy pops. WowI was so wwastedddy has always had a pervy , and I was so happy to learn all about those nasty ways. All it took was a couple of shot of fireball, and I was so drunk, but I am always aware of what I do when I am drunk. The thing Is, ,iIam easily manipulated. Daddy saw the oppopportunity fuck me and took it.

I had a creampie from some of the other guys at the party an,d he ate it out he. Hed no shame. Of course, I ,was a little heshesitant,t I let him do whatever he deemed necessary. once daddy shoved his cock in me I was so ready to be his drunk girly.

A drunk girl fucking her daddy was the perfect porn scene for what was happening and clearly, daddy had plenty of experience watching daddy’s-daughter porn fun.

Fuck My Drunk Pussy Raw

Drunk phone sex

 

Don’t you love it when I’m drunk and horny? I don’t have many inhibitions or insecurities when I’m drunk. When I am under the influence, I am more likely to engage in reckless behavior and take unnecessary risks. This time, I want you to fuck me raw. Put down the condom and come over here so I can feel every inch of your cock in my pussy and your precum dripping into my pussy, your cum filling up my sweet cunt so much that it drips down my leg. I need your creampie and you need to take advantage of me now before I become sober and boring. Cum inside me, breed me and make me yours. I want to be your cum dumpster tonight, squirting your juices inside of my pussy and ass all night. Then you can watch the cum trickle down my ass to my pussy and not have a worry in the world.  Getting drunk lets us have more fun.

Big Dick Sucker Beverly Loves to Party and Fuck Like a Rock Star

big dick suckerBig dick sucker is what I am. White, brown or black, I love a big cock. My son does not have a big black cock, but he has a nice white dick. I am not sure if my ex-husband is his sperm donor or not. My ex only had 5 inches. My son is almost twice his size. My son is so different from his father in every way. My ex could rarely get an erection. He drank too much. He was always angry too. My son has a big dick. He is always horny and hard. And I have never seen him mean, angry or hateful like his daddy. When my son came over last night, he was in a great mood despite having a bad day. He just wanted to kick back and smoke some weed and fuck his trashy milf mother. I was down for that. Sure, I had plans to go score some big black cock and coke down at the truck stop, but my son cums first in my life. He takes good care of his mama. And according to him, no one takes care of his erection better than his mommy. I was sucking on his rod, when a few of his friends showed up. He asked me if I minded that he invited a few friends over. Me mind a few extra young studs in my trailer? Hell, no I did not mind. In fact, I loved the idea of my son’s friends and him gang banging me One of the boys had some coke. The rest had weed and booze. We had ourselves a party. Anytime I get to be a gangbang whore for my son and his friends, I take it. All night long, I entertained young cock and partied like a rock star with weed, booze and coke. I do not even need to leave my trailer to have a good time.

Druggy Porn Star Beverly Cannot Hold Her Liquor

druggy pornI am a druggy porn star. In my head at least. What can I say? When it comes to coke, pot and pills, I party like a rock star and keep my dignity. Not that I have much dignity to begin with, LOL. I just mean that I do not get sloppy when high. Drinking is my weakness, however. I can hold my liquor better than most women, but I am a sloppy drunk, nonetheless. Last night I crashed a party. One of the girls at the party challenged me to a drinking contest. I think she wanted to shame me. I was 3 times her age, but the guys at the party turned their focus to me not her when I crashed the party. They were more interested in the trashy milf than her, and I think she just got jealous. She wanted to see me falling down drunk, praying to the porcelain gods. I knew it was a possibility because liquor not my drug of choice. Challenge accepted and challenged failed.  She handed me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I guzzled it like I was Janis Joplin on stage. In between guzzles, I took some hits off my pipe and a couple lines of devil’s dust too. Soon, I looked like the girl from the Exorcist. I was puking after I drank most of the bottle of Jack. So was the girl who challenged me. We both lost the challenge and we both lost our dignity, LOL. The guys at the party did not care that we were sloppy drunk though. Their dicks were hard for the two drunk girls. I had puke breath. So did she, but again, I think the guys at the party preferred drunk girls fucking. I can be high as a kite and remember everything. A bottle of Jack Daniels and I am a puking, fucking, hot mess. My pussy was full of cum the next morning. Hell, I had cum matted in my hair too. If those guys did not mind fucking me, I did not mind them fucking me. Do you like a drunk girl fucking?

Trailer trash whore shows daddy what a good Anal cum dumpster she is

Trailer trash whore

Since daddy hasn’t visited me, I have been lonely. I went out and got a ball to party with. I went to a few bars bending over and taking cock at each one, after all I am a Trailer trash whore.  I took a shot after every load of thick cum I swallowed at the bar. By the last bar I was in which was close to home I made so much money and I was so drunk. When I got there to my surprise it was daddy waiting for me. He had a gift of blow for his druggy whore and more money I had made that night. My cunt got wet right away because I knew daddy would abuse me and fuck my ass hard after I tell him what I have done. I told him about all the loads of Jizz I swallowed until my tummy was full. He was stroking his hard daddy meat in my face and lips as I told him how hard my throat got fucked and I did the blow daddy brought me. My cunt was on fire ready to be pounded. I started fingering my cunt and daddy just lifted my legs and rammed his cock in my ass. Daddy didn’t stop until finally filling my ass with the last load of the night I was going to take. I am daddies’ Anal cum dumpster.