My phone sex line is always no limits and no taboos. I am not the kind of lady that says no. In fact, I am not a lady at all. I am a dirty whore. This morning, I was a blasphemous whore. Last week, a group of ladies from the local church decided they needed to stop by and save my soul. In the process, they thought it would be acceptable behavior to shame my lifestyle. They told me I was lacking the sort of moral code a parent should posses when raising little ones. They don’t know the half of it either. Well, I do not take too kindly to strangers coming into my home attempting to judge me. So this morning, I took my oldest daughter to church with me under the false premise that we were there to atone for our sins. My husband makes enough money to bail me out of trouble, so I push the envelope whenever the need arises.
Midway through worship, I stood up and let my coat fall to the ground so that I was in nothing but thigh highs and high heels in front of a shocked uppity congregation. I started singing blasphemous songs and fucking my cunt with a cross. I laid down on a church pew in front of the pulpit so my teen daughter could eat my twat. Some of the men began jacking off, much to the chagrin of their morally upright bitch wives. A few of the husbands of the very same women who pretty much told me I was going to hell gathered around my daughter and I so they could cum on our faces. The preacher was speechless. I tore pages from the Bible wiped my dripping wet cunt and tossed them in the coffers. My daughter tossed the prude club the cross that had been up my cunt and told them to remove the stick out of their asses and mind their own fucking business. Don’t think they will be coming around my house again anytime soon.
I have a naughty confession. I am a fisting whore. I love it when a man puts his entire fist and forearm up my pussy, even my ass. My teen daughter said she wants to be a fisting slut too, just like her mother. So, today I decided to show her how to train her fuck holes to take a first. I explained that the pussy and ass muscles are very elastic which means there is no such thing as too big for either hole. With the proper training anything will fit in a tight cunt or ass. I demonstrated by working a very large dildo in my ass. Not only was it long, but wide. Double wide actually. Enough lube and patience and it fits every time. My daughter’s eyes got wide as the sky as she watched me work it in my ass. She gawked at me for a bit, then begged for her turn. I decided to start with her cunt. I got out this pretty sizable ball with little spikes for extra pleasure and doused it in KY jelly. I slowly worked it in her tight teen cunt. She grimaced at first, but I told her to relax. It works better when relaxed. I gave her a few hits off my joint and it worked in much easier. After about 30 minutes of pushing it in and out of her cunnie, she was willing to try it on her own. She was so proud when she could push it out with no hands. I was gushing watching her. My baby girl is a nasty freak like her mommy. She is no virgin, but she is not the fisting phone sex slut I am. Not yet at least. We spent the morning inserting big wide objects into our fuck holes and getting high. What would you like to see us ram up our cunts and asses? Besides your big hard cock that is!
Pissing sex is pretty hot. I’ve been into bathroom play for a long time. I potty trained my boys by having them piss on mommy’s clit as I sat on the toilet. I made them pretend it was like one of those carnival games where you squirt the water gone on a target and win a prize. If they could keep a steady stream on mommy’s clit, they got some candy. Amazing how quick they get potty trained like that. Now they are pretty obsessed with watching me pee they still like to pee on my pussy while I am on the throne too. Little boy piss is so hot on my body. At their young age, they can’t quite cum a jet stream yet, but they certainly can piss one.
We have a home gym, so I was working out this morning. The boys were off from school for a parent teacher conference day. I let them sleep in, but I guess their little morning hard ons woke them up. They ran into the workout room naked, little dicks as hard as could be. We call those morning hard dicks pee hard ons. They wanted to pee on mommy, so I got a vase from the book shelf, pulled the hood of my clit open exposing my pee hole and pissed right in the vase with the boys. Their hard ons didn’t go anywhere after a good morning piss either. My youngest son asked if my pee hole was a fuck hole like my ass and pussy. “To some people it is honey,” I replied. I saw the look in his eye. I stretched my legs as far as they would go, widened my urethra and invited him into my tiniest, tightest fuck hole. Even his little dick hurt inside there, but I don’t mind a little pain. His brother watched in shock and arousal stroking himself. My son pissed and came in my 4th fuck hole. Made me cum so hard too.
I’m a dirty gangbang whore. By that I mean, I am more than just a slut who likes to take a ton of cock. Just entertaining a legion of dicks is boring to me. I want more than just cocks up my ass and cunt. I want to be coated in cum and piss. A sexy mature bitch like me knows where to go for raunchy sex. A frat house. College boys love a MILF gone wild. Frat boys are as raunchy as it gets, but the girls they fuck on campus want love and respect before they put out, so the boys can’t get as nasty as they want to with them. But, I don’t want to date a frat boy. I don’t need them to spend money on me. I just want to get nasty. I just want their cum and piss and whatever else they want to give me. So on Friday nights, I crash a frat party. Last Friday, it was the Sigma Chis.
They were having some mixer with some stuck up sorority house, so when this trashy MILF walked in, the coeds had to sit back and let a real woman show them how to party. I got on the dining room table naked while they boys lined up to skull fuck me and give me creamy facials. The coeds looked mortified that a woman their mother’s age would take so much cum to the face. I’ve been a cum whore since before they were born. I was rubbing that frat seed into my skin like it was a top line anti aging cream. As boys waited to cum on my face, others fucked my ass. They all know I’m a nasty freak at the Sigma Chi house, so they pissed up my ass. I have a very tight rosebud for all the big dicks I take, so I held some of the piss and exploded it all over the coeds behind me watching in disgust and jealously. For three hours those silly young girls didn’t exist. I was the only woman in the house that mattered. I took their cum and piss in all my holes and left one happy trailer park whore. Showed those coeds what those boys really want. I’m going back tonight with my daughters so they won’t grow up to be a stuck up coed.
A trashy milf like me, needs to be entertained constantly. My brood was all in school, and I was horny. Usually, I can amuse myself by talking dirty on the phone, but snow storms everywhere have affected business. My phone lines were down for a day, so I had to find entertainment somewhere. And, I did, with the neighbor boy home from school on a sick day. Our bedroom windows face each other. So, I gave him a little masturbatory show. I have no shame. I love boy cock. And 99% of boy cock loves me. What young boy doesn’t want the hot neighbor lady making him a man? Plus, I am a firm believer that cumming is a cure all for every illness. It expels the poison from your body. I watched as he started to shift in his sleep pants. I knew I was getting arise out of him.
I needed more that mutual masturbation. I needed fucked. I knew his parents were at work, so I slipped on a robe and paid him a house call. As I let the robe fall open, exposing my hot naked body, I informed him I was just checking on him; seeing if he needed anything. He was pretty much speechless, so I took matters into my own hands. I walked over to him, pulled his cock out of his Star Wars pants and started stroking his cock. His eyes rolled in the back of his head. He started moaning as I coaxed the cum out of his cock. I don’t think a woman had ever touched his dick before the way he acted. Every young boy should have a sexy MILF touch his dick. Nothing against school girls, but they just lack the skill a young boy needs to become a man. Just ask my sons. I made my neighbor boy feel a million times better with my cum letting procedure. Trust me, if you are feeling ill, the bust remedy is a good hard cum.
Live phone sex sluts are creative when it comes to keeping warm. This weekend hit a record cold for the area and my furnace broke. My husband is on the road for work, and unable to fix it. Because of the extreme unexpected cold spell, heating repair guys are booked up. I couldn’t get an instant fix to my problem until I remembered body heat. That is the best way to warm up. It was my lucky day because my oldest daughter paid me a visit. My first born is from my school girl days. Not sure of her daddy, but she is in college now, living on her own. But she still likes to pay her trashy MILF momma a visit every week.
She came bearing gifts. A brand new sexy toy for her anal sex whore mommy. We got naked in the living room and had some quality mother daughter bonding time in an effort to keep warm. Who the fuck am I kidding, I don’t need an excuse to play with my brats, especially my full grown sexy ass coed. I licked her pussy and ate her ass out for hours, until she broke the new toy out in my ass. I have to tell you, with my daughter fucking my ass, I felt hot as hell, not cold. Her hot sexy naked body has always warmed me up. She got me so worked up I squirted all over her face. My hot mommy juice is her favorite she says. She licked my sloppy wet cunt up, even tongued my asshole and cleaned up my taint. The great news is she has been staying with me as long as my heat is still out. Not sure I ever want it fixed now.
We plan on giving her half siblings one hell of a live sex show when they come home from school today. Bet you would love to be a fly on the wall for that.
Trashy MILF is what I am known as among many of the parents in my soccer mom gated community. They look down on me. Think my husband is some saint who took pity on a younger woman. They think I married him for his money. Little do they know that my wealthy church going, white collar hubby is a total freak and that is why I married him. The stuck up bitches in my neighborhood would freak the fuck out if they knew my perfect husband paid my parents good money to fuck me for years when I was just a school girl. And, that he bought them from me. Not because he wanted to keep me as some sex slave, but because they would never let me go without sizable money. I was their cash cow. My husband and I have a kinky open lifestyle, but all the community bitches see is his trashy younger wife in her too short and too tight clothing. They think I am a slut and a gold digger. Well they are half right. I am most definitely a slut.
I decided to show them that I am not only a slutty MILF, but I am a gangbang whore too, with their sons and husbands. Friday was some student teacher conference day so most of the boys in the neighborhood got off around noon. I had my sons invite a few of the boys whose mothers are the most catty and bitchy towards me. My boys know how I operate. They knew when I told them the boys to invite over what exactly I was up too. I had a house full of young teen boys. I got on the couch naked, twerked my hot MILF ass and they lined up with their stiff dicks in their hands ready to fuck their friend’s hot mom. You remember when you were a horny teen? I bet you would have died to fuck that one friend’s mom. I got several loads of boy cum in my fuck holes. Even taught those boys the joys of a good blow job. I sent them home with the scent of a woman on them and a message to their mommies: “Your husbands are next.” I’m a street wise dirty MILF. Women should know better than to fuck with me.
Dirty phone sex can mean so many things with a trashy whore like me. But, this weekend, dirty meant bloody. My middle daughter became a woman. This is a very special thing in my family because the day of a girl’s period means she can be bred. Her young ripe pussy is ready to be impregnated. We had a little family celebration. Things got messy. But, I like messy. I buried my face in her red cunt and licked that sweet flow into my mouth. We joked that we were vampires. I kissed her with my red stained lips so she could taste how sweet she was as a woman. She is at the age that I was when I first got knocked up. My parents were so happy because they could breed me; use my young body for profit. I don’t need the money like my parents did. I just think it’s hot to impregnate young girls. Bet you do too.
The entire family joined in. Her siblings and her daddy helped me play with her period blood. The first menstruation blood is special. We body painted in it; licked it off her body; collected it in vials to save like wedding cake. We did look like blood thirsty vampires, but a woman’s first period blood is sacred. All the boys in the house, three brothers and a daddy, fucked her sweet womanly bloody womb. She came so hard. A woman always cums harder on her period. Now that she is officially a woman, I will start advertising her young cunt for breeding. So many men love to knock up a young girl. I can keep the baby or sell the baby, either is fine. I just want her pregnant. Her older sister has already had two brats.
Maybe you would like to impregnate my daughter? Make me an offer.
Live phone sex is perfect on New Year’s Eve. Ring in the new year with your favorite phone sex slut. Every year I make resolutions I never seem to keep like exercising more, eating healthier, being nicer to people. I think Facebook and society in general make us feel like we have to do these silly ass cookie cutter resolutions no one ever keeps anyway. So this year, I decided I would make ones I knew I could actually keep. Wanna know what they are?
Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?
Live phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.
But, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.
My little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.
