Do you like dirty phone sex? I live to make dirty stories to share with my callers. This weekend I had a hot random encounter at the lake. My husband has a few boats so I was at the lake doing some cleaning of one of them for an upcoming party. Sometimes we host sex parties on our boats. Lake water is not protected, however, ocean water is, so anything goes on the boats. I was enjoying the sunny day in my bikini when this young girl asked me if I needed any help. She didn’t want money; she didn’t even want drugs. She just wanted to hang on a boat. Cute little jail bait girl. I knew what I wanted in exchange, but it wasn’t a maid.
The moment she came onboard, I suggested she take off her bikini and get comfy. I offered her some champagne. “Are you trying to seduce me,” she inquired coyly. I was not subtle. I don’t need to be. She sat on one of the seats spread her bald pussy and invited me in. I poured some champagne over her bald slit giving her a sloppy wet pussy. I started lapping up the bubbly as I finger fucked her snatch. She tasted extremely sweet. Young pussy has the best smell and taste. I hooked my fingers into her pink cunnie while I flicked my tongue on her clit. She wrapped her long lean legs around my back pushing me into her wet hole.
Before long we were in the 69 position. She was eating my ass as I ate her cunt. In a moment of passion, I grabbed the champagne bottle and fucked her with the long neck until she was squirting. She moaned so loudly that I thought fish would hear her. She squirted a warm mix of girl juice, piss and champagne all over my face. I just basked in it. I’m such a trailer trash whore. After we spent hours fucking, I invited her to our boat party the next day. I know a virgin pussy when I eat one. I can get good money for her sweet bald snatch.
Do you like watching teen sluts fucking? I sure do. Last night, I was supposed to be out on a special date arranged by my husband. I arrived at the client’s hotel to find out his wife paid him an unexpected visit from out of town. The “date” got cancelled of course. I was all dressed up too. I felt so elegant. When I arrived home, I heard loud moans, even some screams from upstairs. My brats were all home. My oldest daughter can hold down the fort for a few hours. I figured someone was fucking. I was correct; but instead of it being my eldest daughter with some boy of the day, it was my youngest daughter and my middle son. My youngest daughter is no virgin. We auctioned off her cherry last year, but since then she has only fucked her daddy. Well, that is what I thought at least. Turns out for months they have been fucking behind our backs. They were concerned that I would be mad. I was only disappointed. Disappointed that I was denied months of watching my daughter and my son fuck. What trashy MILF would not want to see that? Hell, I bet as a daddy you would like to see that too. Even just a horny P man would like to see a young boy fuck and even younger girl. I told them to go back to fucking because mommy wanted a show. I played with my wet pussy as my son drilled his baby sister’s bald little cunt. It was a hot show indeed. My pussy was squirting down my legs and all over my daughter’s lime green chair where I was sitting. Once my son came in my daughter, I was all over her pussy cleaning up her young bald cum filled cunt. My son loved it so much, he got hard again and fucked me from behind while I ate some jail bait creampie. Jealous?
I’m such a trashy MILF. I attended this fancy fundraiser with my husband last night. It is for a dirty charity we started to give us access to very young ones. We are funding a home for pregnant teen girls. Runaways, castaways, delinquents…..the kind of girls who need money and no one will miss. I’m not talking snuff. I only snuff girls on fantasy calls. In real life, however, I am not above whoring out mommy and brat. I have no virgins anymore. All my offspring are well fucked and school age. Men pay top dollar for some pregnant pussy, mother and daughter tag teams, extremely young cunnie and virgin fuck holes. A home for wayward girls is a brilliant idea. It will look legitimate, but really be a front for hookers for hire. When the girls deliver, they have the option of raising their son or daughter, or adopting him or her out to a P man or couple looking for a young sex slave. We love profiting off jail bait pussy, however, we are somewhat benevolent too. The girls can keep most the money they earn through pimping out or selling their fuck trophy. Money motives girls from the wrong side of the tracks. I should know. I was born in a trailer park as my parent’s little hooker. If I could have kept some of that money, I may have been loyal to them. Instead, I left and married one of their clients. My hubby and I raised the money we needed to break foundation on the building. My husband has lots of P men for clients who were more than happy to contribute to our foundation fund. Contributors of $20,000 or more, will have access, for free, to 1 virgin of their choice within the first year of operation. I am so excited for our new endeavor.
My phone sex line is a dirty one. I’m the whore you call when you need to discuss those extremely nasty fantasies you harbor in the dark crevices of your mind. I have had a whore’s life. I’m not ashamed of my trailer park past because it helped shaped me into the nasty freak I am today. I am truly no taboos. You will be hard pressed to find anything that shocks me, or anything I have not done or would not consider doing. I have no limits because I am the kind of whore that when you say I can’t or shouldn’t do something, I take it as a challenge. Tell me I can’t swallow 100 loads of cum, well I will put an ad out for a blow bang or I will go to the local frat house and he get 200 loads. Tell me furry ones with 4 legs are not something I should fuck; I say take me to the pound or barnyard. Tell me I should not insert that in my ass or pussy because it may stretch me too much; I ask for two of whatever thing you think I shouldn’t fuck. Tell me my daughter or son is too young to fuck, I offer you money to fuck them. You get the picture. I don’t operate under rules or limits. I live my life like the dirty phone sex whore I am. Trust me. You cannot shock me. You cannot even give me pause. Whatever nasty thoughts you have, I bet mine are nastier. Cum, shit, piss, incest, blood, 4 legged friends, extreme age play, snuff, forced scenarios…. Aren’t off limits to me. In fact, with the exception of snuff, all things I have experienced in real life. What are your extreme phone sex fantasies?
Freaky phone sex gets me wet. Does it you? I had a caller last night. He was high as a kite, but so was I. We were just discussing freaky shit we have both done in our lives. I’ve done some nasty, crazy things, but he out did me on a few things. We decided to play a little game or what can you shove up your fuck hole. I am at an advantage having an ass and a cunt. I can double stuff my holes. I was walking through my house gathering objects for the game. I had a wine bottle, my son’s baseball bat, a rather larger and lumpy zucchini, a fire poker, my black dildo and some kitchen utensils. He had pretty much the same, but instead of a garden vegetable he had a flashlight. I am an anal sex whore, so I had no problem inserting anything up my ass, not even my son’s baseball bat. We took turns snorting coke and putting an object in a hole. Now, I was impressed. The only hole he was shoving things up was his asshole. I didn’t want to be out done, so I got a big jar of Vaseline to lube up that wooden bat. I sat on it as it slowing penetrated my tight pink puckered hole. OMG. I struggled with getting the head of the bat even inside me. Once I did, however, it was smooth sailing. I let out a shrill scream as the head fully entered my shit box. My caller was already bouncing up and down his bat while stroking his other bat, when I began enjoying the anal sex fun. We would do a line and bounce. My advantage was being able to put something up my cunt too. It’s live phone sex guys; anything can happen if your high and game.
Live phone sex is just what it sounds like. You get to speak to me at home. When you call my number, it is a direct dial into my home. I am not a robot. I am not a dispatcher. I am a phone sex MILF who enjoys sharing and creating taboo fun. Last night my teen slut daughter brought home a handsome young black guy. She was fooling herself if she thought she was keeping that chocolate drop all to herself. She is a cheerleader and he is on the basketball team. They have been dating, but she finally brought him home to meet her trashy MILF momma. I was practically drooling over him. Young, hung and full of cum is the saying. When he met me in my see through nightie, it was like my daughter didn’t exist. I had jungle fever; he had MILF fever. I love the attention, but I love my daughter too. I suggested a threesome in mommy’s bed. They followed me in taking their clothes off as they walked into my bedroom. Jermaine sat on the edge of my bed. My daughter was on her knees next to him so I could finger her wet little beaver. I finger fucked her hard as I worked my mouth up and down Jermaine’s anaconda. I pulled my soaking wet fingers out of my girl’s muff and fed them to her boyfriend. He then guided his fingers into her warm pussy. The soft sexy noises she made as he brought her to a hard cum, made me wetter than sucking on his huge cock. I guided my daughter onto his big black shaft. Cupping my hands under her sweet ass checks, I bounced her up and down a perfect cock. My tongue explored her ass as they fucked. She kept squirting on his cock until he blew his load in her womb with such force she came again. I am a cum guzzling MILF too, so my lips were on her cunt in less than ten seconds to lick up the cream pie. I told Jermaine, “Welcum to the family.”
No taboo phone sex stories are what I love to create for my callers. Do you see my friend in this photo with me? I was at a friend of my husband’s stable over the weekend. He owns a few show ponies. He has a lot of money. Do you know what that means? When you are filthy rich you can buy anything; you can pay whores like me to give you shows that you have only heard about in seedy little Mexican towns. I was high as a kite. It was my first show of that type. My first barnyard gang bang. The pay was so ridiculous you would have done it too. My daughter was with me. A hot teen slut and a trashy MILF walk into a barn….. Sounds like a hot story, right? The cock on that beast was amazing. Now I get why Catherine the Great died like she did. If gonna go out, go out big, well at least with something big in you! My daughter measured his cock at 19 inches. When we grabbed it, but it felt slimy, different from normal cock. It pulsated in our hands. We giggled as we sucked our first barnyard beast. It was not easy to do either. I looked over at Pablo. He was watching in amazement with his rock hard cock in his hand. My daughter and I just channeled our inner porn stars and blew that show stud. My daughter wanted to fuck him. I was trying to figure out the best position. I mean she weighs 110 and our four legged companion weighed about 800 lbs. I’m creative when it comes to making money. I got a work bench, she tilted her pelvis up and I helped guide that slimy monster cock in her tight twat. Lucky for her, Sea Biscuit didn’t last long. He just about blew a hole in her body though with his cum load. Pablo was cumming a bucket load of his own. I am such a dirty creampie slut. I gobbled up all the beast’s cum and snowballed it with her. It was a hot taboo experience that netted me some serious cash. My daughter wants to travel the world now doing special shows to wealthy men. She may be on to something.
Look at this picture of me? Do I look like I specialize in white trash phone sex? I look sophisticated, even classy, but I am far from either. I always say you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can never take the trailer park out of the girl. I may live high on the hog now thanks to my husband, but I am still a dirty whore. My oldest daughter is following in her mommy’s footsteps. She told me about this party she went to over the weekend. It was just her, a couple girlfriends and the football team. The girls got trained and filled with cum. That gave me an idea. She clearly is enjoying being a young gangbang whore. I arranged one for the two of us. A mommy and me gang bang. I love to share with my daughters, especially cock and cum. I used my husband’s phone to send out invites. Over a hundred men showed up to give my teen daughter and I a gang bang to remember. Men of all ages and races too. She just did a bunch of high school boys. I wanted her to experience a variety of cocks. She couldn’t believe how many guys showed up. Duh. A hot teen slut and her sexy MILF mommy? Who doesn’t want to be a part of that train? I got her coked up a bit first. I find a little white powder relaxes you so you can take even the biggest dicks up your ass. This was a nasty rough gang bang too. Hair pulling, double penetration, ass smacking, titty grabbing gang bang. Or a Friday night at my place. I am a seasoned gang bang slut, but my daughter is one in the making. She has always been a cum dumpster, but she got even more cum than she bargained for. Two days later, cum is still leaking out her twat. I’m so proud of her.
Do you like golden shower sex stories? I am a dirty whore, so no surprise I like bathroom play every now and then. I find water sports to be an effective punishment for disobedient little girls. My middle daughter had some school girls spend the night Friday. Cute little things, but spoiled brats. No manners whatsoever. The little brats were sisters. They complained that all I had was instant lemonade. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade like their mother makes. I apologized sarcastically for not being a Stepford wife. They complained about me mocking their mother. I know their mother. She hasn’t been fucked since Clinton was president. She needs a stiff dick up her cunt and two up her ass to remove the sticks. I am sure you know the type. I decided her evil spawn needed taught a lesson. I am a dominant mommy. Little girls don’t sass or disobey me without consequences. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade? I gave it to them. Sent my oldest boy to the market to get the supplies. Then, I had all the folks in the house, which was three sons, one husband, one mommy and 3 daughters piss in a pitcher. I squeezed two lemons into the piss filled pitcher, added a ton of sugar and served it to the little whores. They guzzled down a family’s piss like it was the best shit ever. I just laughed inside and smiled at their stupidity. They got sassy with me after guzzling down the special homemade lemonade. “You see it is not that hard to be a good mom,” one of them smirked. Well, I am a good mom. Just ask anyone of my little angels. A good mom doesn’t slave in the kitchen making fresh squeezed lemonade. She slaves in the bedroom sucking cock, eating pussy and teaching her little ones how to fuck her and each other. I’m more than a good mommy. I am a trashy MILF.
This trashy MILF got a rather unexpected delivery today. My daughter apparently ordered some shit from Amazon, because right as I was about to cum, the door bell rung. I was watching this hot porn gang bang. A MILF like me taking on about 30 college boys. The guy was in a UPS uniform looking fine. I’m no different from any other woman in that respect. Men in uniform are hot; even a UPS uniform. I answered the door naked with my fingers smelling like my juicy cunt. I signed for the package and then grabbed his package pulling him into the house. “You interrupted my cum, so the way I see it, you owe me one,” I said with confidence. He looked at me like a deer in the head lights. I bent over the foyer table, spread my legs and ordered him to eat my sloppy wet pussy. He didn’t speak, but he did as he was told like a good boy. He couldn’t have been more than 20. He got on his knees behind me. He spread open my ass cheeks and started to tongue my shit box. Kinky boy. He bypassed my twat. He clearly had an ass fetish. That boy was digging for gold but all he would find would be cum. I didn’t stop him. I am an anal sex whore. I don’t care what you put up my ass, I love it. I let him fuck me of course. I just made him reach around and rub my clit so I could get that cum that he interrupted earlier. I came hard; so did he. He went back on his route as I waited for my daughter to come home so she could lick the cum out of my ass. We are all cum whores in this family.
