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Extreme Phone Sex Fun: Why Use a Vibrator When you Have a House Full of Objects?

extreme phone sexExtreme phone sex is what you get when you call me. I was doing a really hot call last night. One too hot not to play with my pussy. When guys call me with their really young rape fantasies involving my little ones I get super horny. No age is too young to fuck one of my brats. My daughters are fond of my traditional sex toys, so when I opened my goody drawer for a vibrator none were to be found. I had to get creative. I grabbed my son’s little league baseball bat and fucked myself with it on my call. As my caller and I discussed how he would abuse my little Lolita’s fuck holes, I fucked my cunt with my son’s bat. Not the first time I have used everyday objects as sexy toys. Won’t be the last either. Anything can be used to get this trashy whore off. I have used kitchen utensils, the electric toothbrush, candles, garden vegetables, shoes, dog bones, tools… Anything can fit up this dirty old whore’s pussy, even my own fist. Trust me, if it is not nailed to the wall, I have likely tried to fuck it. I even use my brat’s toys. I shoved a Ken doll up my ass last week while rubbing my bald puss up and down my daughter’s carnival sized stuffed teddy bear. It is live phone sex, so you never know what I may be masturbating with on a call, but it is rarely my own fingers. That is just so boring. I am anything but boring. Plus, I like to get creative with getting off. I taught my sons how to make a simulated pussy with warm pasta noodles and a mason jar. Fill the jar with warm noodles, shove your dick in and it is like a flesh light. Bonus: you can serve your cum coated pasta to your sister or your mother.

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Anal Sex Whore Family

anal sex whoreI’m an anal sex whore. I am raising my girls to be ass slaves too. Uncle Bobby paid us a visit this morning. He came over to have some fun with my ass. My little angels are such good mommy’s helpers too. They slurped on his nice 11 inch cock to get it hard for mommy’s butt hole. They love saying butt hole. I call it an ass though. A dirty old well fucked ass. Their drool was still dripping from his fun stick when he rammed it up my ass. The saliva of my little girls was the only lube used. My angels gathered around me to rub my clit and play with my nipples as Uncle Bobby ass fucked their mommy into oblivion. When I have a nice thick dick in my ass with my babies around me, this dirty mommy gets off extra hard. I was creaming all down my thighs, which my angels were so nice to lick up for me. They think my pussy juice tastes like cotton candy. Of course, I put Sweet Tarts and other sugary candy up my snatch as a tasty surprise for my babies. After Uncle Booby shot his load of yummy spunk up my ass, I shit it out into the mouths of my angels like a mama bird feeding her young. I drizzled some ass cum into each girl’s mouth. They took turns tonguing my asshole to make sure they cleaned me up well. I also had them clean Uncle Bobby’s dick which was glistening with my ass juice. The mere touch of a sweet young whore’s mouth on your cock, would make you hard again too, even if you had just cum. This time, I let Uncle Bobby pick his hole. He went with my youngest girl’s asshole. Now she is an anal cum dumpster like her mommy. Don’t worry. If you want to fuck a tight young ass, I have many daughters I am training. I bet I have the perfect anal fuck doll for you.

Mommy’s Cum Filled Cunt

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You know what my little girls love? A cum filled cunt. We have a night time ritual in our home. Some mothers give their babies a glass of warm milk to help them sleep. I am not like most mommies. I fuck my sons to sleep. Let them drop a load of boy milk up my wet mommy pussy, then I feed it to my baby girls to drink before bed. It is a win win situation all around.  My boys sleep well because they came good and hard. My girls sleep well because they have bellies full of boy milk. And I sleep well because I cum several times.  My brats are well trained on how to make mommy’s pussy squirt all over their cocks and faces. Sometimes daddy joins in because he likes to deposit  a night time load in his baby girls’ pussies. Sometimes I even get his load. You should see my little girls guzzle daddy’s sperm from my snatch. Daddy and I both love a cum guzzling slut. Do you? I have three very young girls who need all the practice they can get sucking cock and swallowing cum. I believe there is no such thing as too much cum.

GangBang Whore in Training: Sapphic Strap-on Fun

gangbang whoreI’m a gangbang whore. In my life I have had a lot of cocks in me at once. Last night however I was a lesbian gangbang whore. I wanted to show my middle daughter how to be one too. I’m still training her on cock. She is no virgin, even at her young age, but she is not exactly a gangbang whore either. So my oldest daughter, a hot teen slut, invited some of her school friends over and we had a party. My middle girl watched her big sister fuck me with a 10 inch strap on while her friends lined up to fuck me too. I am a dirty mommy, but I play equally with my sons and my daughters, so I guess that makes me bisexual. I was teaching my daughter’s friends the joy of Sapphic strap on play. Personally, sometimes I am not in the mood for a cock, at least not a hairy average looking one that can’t stay hard for hours. A strap on never gets tired. It never goes soft. So those teen whores fucked me all night long. Women can come and come again with no problem, so I kept their dildos well lubed I guess you could say. My middle daughter begged to join in on the fun, so I donned a strap on just for her tiny fuck holes. She handled 10 strap ons like a seasoned porn star. She was beaming with excitement over my constant praising. Her sister informed her too what a good little slut she was becoming. Afterwards, she laid in the bed with me while her big sister and I soothed her swollen pussy and ass with our tongues. “Did I do good mommy,” she asked? I kissed her forehead with her cunnie juices on my lips and replied, “You did so good baby girl.  Can’t wait to do it with cocks.”

No Taboo Phone Sex Fun

no taboo phone sexNo taboo phone sex is all I offer. I am not a vanilla soccer mom. Hell, I am no soccer mom. I’m just a dirty P mommy whore.  I was feeling extra dominant the other day so I called this company that I know that specializes in really young models.  Really it is just a front for Lolita prostitution. They are sex slave girls, runaways, poor girls from bad neighborhoods who come to your place with a chaperone who could care less about what you do to the girl as long as she gets paid. These girls aren’t models, they are whores. Young whores, the best kind of whores. When my cute little white barely teen girl arrived in her baby doll, I had her twirl around so I could see just what I purchased. I gave the money to her handler, and I ogled my goods. Budding breasts, peach fuzz barely noticeable on her pussy, lean, tight body. Any man’s wet teen dream. That night, however, she was mine. I made her worship my cum filled cunt for hours. Pretty sure if I had not let her up for air, I could have drowned her in my pussy juice. I also made her tongue my well fucked asshole too. If she didn’t like the taste of cum before, she certainly did now. Once the feel of dehydration waffled over me, I switched gears. I put on my strap on so I could fuck her young tight holes. I have my own small army of fuck toys, but none of them are virgins anymore. Daddy and I took care of popping those cherries when they were younger than this teen whore. I requested a virgin. From the cherry tinged girl juice on my dildo and the cries of pain, I would say they granted my request.  Money really can buy you happiness. I love taking a young girl’s virginity. Do you?

Trashy MILF P Pool Fun

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF, especially during a holiday time. My husband and I both enjoy incest sex and little ones not belonging to us. So anytime we have a BBQ or pool party we advertise them as family friendly so that our friends will bring their little ones. We had a cookout and pool party yesterday so I could have fun with the little ones. My husband and I are an excellent team. He supplies the parents with party supplies so I can lure their little ones off for a little private play time. Some of our friends are P parents too, it is just that they prefer to be with us if we molest their little angel. Sometimes I am selfish and want a sweet young thing all to myself like yesterday. Little Emma was such a tease in her little pink bikini. She got camel toe when her suit got wet. She has baby fat on her still. No real breasts yet, just fleshy mounds. No body hair, not even peach fuzz. Chunky arms and thighs, little bubble butt.  Essentially the perfect little girl for me. If I had a type, she would be it. I laid her on my bed and told her it was our secret. Little ones love secrets. I peeled her suit off to the side and rubbed her little clitty with my finger until she giggled. I put my small vibe inside her honey cunnie and flicked her clit with my tongue. She really enjoyed that. Not sure she was capable of a full on orgasm yet, but she was wet. She did wiggle around purring like a cat, so I know she enjoyed the sensation. We went back to the pool. No one had missed us. I entertained the guests while my husband picked out a little playmate for himself. We are such a perfect couple.

This Trashy MILF Loves Porn

trashy MILFThis trashy MILF has a porn addiction. I love watching porn. When I was young, we didn’t have the Internet. In fact, it wasn’t invented yet. All I wanted to know about sex, I was taught by my parents or through my dad’s Hustler and Penthouse magazines. My brats have Internet porn to back up their life experiences. My littlest girl asked me the other day why I never see girls her age in porn. I had to explain the silly laws that say you must be 18 or over to make pornography. She suggested we make our own private porn just for us to watch. She even said she could say she was 18 if that helped. I love her so much. I got daddy to help. He loves indulging his brats’ creativity. I got to be the cameraman. She even entitled the film, “Daughter Does Daddy,” after the famed “Debbie Does Dallas,” classic porn. I could watch porn 24/7, but as a P mommy, I never see the kind of porn I really like, so my daughter was right. Why not make it? It was so hot filming her sucking daddy’s big dick. Her tiny hands wrapped around his cock struggled to keep his dick steady for her mouth. His cock didn’t fit all the way in her tiny mouth but she was patient. She worked his shaft in inch by inch. She is no virgin to daddy’s dick, but at her young age it is like fucking a virgin every time because she is so tight. I watched and filmed as Daddy put his P cock into his baby girl’s little slit. She cried at first because she thought that’s what P men would like to hear. Nice touch. She even begged for daddy to fuck her little butthole.  When my husband pushed his big cock in her tiny pink rosebud, I had a squirting pussy. I dropped the camera and joined in on the fun.  I can never get through more than 5 minutes of porn anyway. Can you? I have 6 brats if you want to help me make some homemade porn.

Live Phone Sex Means Anything is Possible Even Furry Friends Phone Sex

live phone sexThe beauty of live phone sex is that it is unpredictable. I was on a call last night. It was a long one. Both me and my caller were doing a lot of blow, which makes me wilder and hornier than usual.  I had a house full of folks too. My family knows what I do for my honest money. My brats and my husband all think it is pretty hot that I am a phone sex whore. Often they listen in, masturbate, get some second hand thrills, especially on long calls when they feel neglected. I was in the kitchen last night because I was drinking wine and snacking. Coke gives me the munchies. So does pot, but with blow, I want chocolate. I was sprawled out on the kitchen island, sharing incest stories with my caller, when I felt someone licking my pussy. It felt pretty amazing. I was making sexy moaning noises which my caller found extra hot. He assumed I was masturbating as he was telling me about the little itty bitty cunnie he was violating nightly. Honestly, I was about to stick my hand in my panties when someone beat me to it with their tongue. I went to palm the back or his or her head, assuming it was one of my naughty slutkins. Unless one of my brats needed to shave his or her back desperately, it was not one of them. It was our four legged baby. I was so high, I failed to realize that I was sitting on a peanut butter sandwich I had made earlier. The peanut butter had spread up into my ass and cunt. My furry baby loves peanut butter treats. To her, my pussy and ass was one big wet creamy peanut butter treat. I didn’t stop her. It felt pretty amazing having her lap on my swollen clit while I got high and talked about family fucking. That is the beauty  of live adult chat. You can be having furry friends phone sex too and not even realize it!

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Trashy MILF Pissing Sex Lessons

trashy milfIn the summer time, I like to school my brats with some trashy milf lessons. They go to the best private schools in our community. I was not raised so well. But, I learned all sorts of things in my trailer park as a young school girl they just don’t teach in private school. It is important that my girls understand that men have varied fetishes and kinks. Today’s lesson was on toilet play. I explained to my daughter that some men enjoy being pissed on and some men enjoying being the Alpha dog and pissing on us. To explain this rather common fetish, I had my neighbor assist me. He has been paying me $100 a week for a few years now to piss in his mouth. That is easy money as far as I am concerned. He said he would double it if I could get my teen daughter to do it too, hence my little school lesson today. My brats are motivated by two things: pleasing their parents and money. Usually those things go hand in hand. I always share the money I get from loaning out my brats to dirty adults with them. Up until today, my bratty teen girl never realized there was any place else to piss but a bathroom. I squatted over the neighbor’s mouth and pissed directly into his mouth to demonstrate there are other places to pee. She laughed at him, called him piss boy. She didn’t hesitate to join in either. She squatted over his cock and pissed on it until he was hard. Now that is what I call a pee hard on. He was jacking his cock using my daughter’s piss as lube while gargling with my salty urine. We chugged big glasses of lemonade and covered him in our champagne for hours. She  is a total pissing sex whore now.

My Phone Sex Line is a Dirty Mommy Phone Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is a dirty mommy phone line. I have a small army of brats. I have been pushing them out since I was a teen girl living in a trailer park in the sticks. Now I live in a gated community but I am still a dirty mommy. Those little brats need to earn their keep just like I did 30 years ago. I was the only daughter so all the responsibility of keeping meth makers and truck drivers sexually satisfied fell on me. I have 6 brats so they get to share in the whore responsibilities. I have something for everyone. Last night, my client wanted young boys. I have three. When I showed him their pictures, he couldn’t decided who he wanted to fuck, so I offered him a special. Buy 2 boys get 1 free deal. He couldn’t pass that up. Could you? You may not think you like little boys, but from behind, it’s all the same at that age as little girls. I packed up the boys and we met our sugar daddy at a hotel off the Ventura Highway. My boys were nervous, so I sedated them with a Benadryl cocktail. It doesn’t knock them out. Just makes them more compliant. They don’t whine about pain as much. I collected the money, then let their benefactor for the evening have his way with my little boys. Some may think that makes me a bad mommy. I think it just makes me a smart mommy. Do you know how much a P man pays for the pleasure of young tight holes? It is win win. I provide a service, they get a service that is black market in the US and don’t get arrested either. They have something on me, I have something on them. Even the playing field and no one gets hurt. Well, maybe my little ones get hurt, but they are young. They heal quickly sitting on a bag of frozen vegetables. Boys not your thing? I got three little girls too. That is 9 fuck holes between t hem all. Who wants to play with my brats?