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Hookers For Hire Indulge a Guy’s Peanut Butter Fetish

hookers for hireHookers for hire do anything for money, including indulging a client’s peanut butter fetish. Did you know November is National Peanut Butter Lovers’ Month? Neither did I. I have dealt with a lot of fetishes in my line of work. Both as a hooker and phone whore, but I have never come across a peanut butter lover. That all changed on Thanksgiving. After our family meal, we had to go meet a guy who is a friend of my husband. He hired us for a kinky and sticky session. Now, normally, I do not make my slutkins work on holidays or birthdays, but this was a favor to daddy. Plus, the guy was paying triple our normal rate because it was a holiday. My husband told me he likes peanut butter. I thought it was a weird thing to just blurt out, but never in a million years would I have guessed that the man had a fetish for peanut butter. I did not know anyone had a fetish for peanut butter. Nor, did I know the entire month of November is dedicated to peanut butter lovers. My family of hookers for hire, however, will do anything for money. That includes acting like we love nothing more than fucking while covered in sticky, peanut butter.

hookers for hireWhen we arrived, our client had his cock covered in peanut butter. I almost asked him if he was a furry friend lover. I was trying to understand where this obscure fetish originated. My eldest daughter just told me to forget about it and act like I love peanut butter more than life. She was right. Hookers should just shut their mouths and focus on the money. My daughters sucked his peanut butter coated dick clean. They were sticky, but I do not think they minded at all. I mean who does not like peanut butter? We like to eat peanut butter, but we have never fucked lathered in it before. That was interesting, but it is what we did. He lathered us each head to toe in peanut butter, then he took his time licking it off our bodies. Good thing we all have bald cunts, because peanut butter would be hard to get out of a hairy pussy even with soap and water, LOL. Our client really was a peanut butter lover. My hookers for hire were a brown sticky mess when we were done. Thankfully, he let us shower before heading home. My guess is no one would think the brown sticky stuff matted in our hair was peanut butter. I guess nothing is surprising coming from a trailer park whore and her slutkins. What is your fetish?

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Trailer Trash Whore Left The Trailer Park, But the Park Did Not Leave Me

trailer trash whoreI am a trailer trash whore. I no longer live in a trailer park, but you can take the whore out of the trailer park, you just can never remove the trailer park from the whore. I will always think like a trailer park whore. Once upon a time, I lived in an old camper in the back of my parents’ trailer in rural West Virginia. Most of my life was spent tied to a dirty mattress like a caged animal. No love. I was their cash cow. They pimped me out and eventually sold me to my husband. The joke is on them though because now I am thriving. I am the trashy milf madam of a home brothel, but my girls see a higher class of men than I did.  They are treated far better than I was too. They get most of their hard-earned money. They have nice rooms in the house. They attend school. They have friends and all the modern gadgets. They have lives as whores. I had no life but the whore life. My life began when my husband bought me. He had to wait a couple years to marry me legally, but I started birthing him sweet angels. We have made a pretty penny using my parents’ model for prostitution but classing it up a lot. The clientele at truck stops in West Virginia is much different than the clientele in Los Angeles my husband works with. My sons and daughter have a great life. Now, I do too thanks to my husband. 

We had a special Thanksgiving dinner last night. A huge spread for our top clients. They got to eat a family style meal with their rent a brats. And my young, sexy prostitutes got to spoil their rent a daddies. There is no charge for this. It is just us paying it forward and letting our top spenders know how much we appreciate their business. My girls, and even my youngest son got their holes stuffed a little early with man gravy.  My parents could have made enough money to move out of the trailer park if they had been wiser in their prostitution ring. I am not the kind of woman who lets bad experiences define her. I took what I learned from being a whore and made the best and most profitable home brothel around.

Creampie Phone Sex is Not Just for Girls: My Son Loves Sloppy Seconds

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Do you like creampie phone sex? I always have cum in my pussy and ass. Sometimes, it is family cum. Sometimes, it belongs to my husband. And sometimes, it belongs to one of the many Johns I have fucked for money. I love a creampie, but the one in my family who loves it the most is my youngest son. He is a teenager, but he loves my messy pussy. Sloppy seconds are his thing. He is sexually submissive and pansexual. He will fuck mommy or one of his sisters, but he likes cock too. Honestly, I think he likes cock more than pussy and the reason he is always so eager to eat cum is because he is gay. I do not judge. I love all my offspring equally. I do not care if he prefers cock over pussy. He is my son and I love him. Last night, I came home late. I had a gang bang with a bunch of frat boys. It is a monthly thing, usually on Fridays, but they wanted to do it early this week because they will be on Thanksgiving break next week. I came home a cum dumpster. Cum was oozing out of my pussy and ass. No one was awake but my youngest son. He is like a bloodhound with cum. He knew my pussy was full of jizz. He told me not to take a shower yet. He wanted a special feeding. I sat on the chaise chair in the living room with my legs spread. I dipped my fingers into my cum filled pussy and pulled out a few fingers covered in jizz. I fed them too him, and he licked them clean. I pushed his head between my legs, and he lapped up all the jizz inside me. I was full too of cum. Most people assume it is the girls in my family eating the cum inside my pussy, but my son is the biggest creampie slut in the family.

Hooker Phone Sex Keeps Me and My Young Whores Busy

hooker phone sexMe and my girls had a hooker phone sex fueled weekend. We were hired by a daddy who wanted the family experience. I was happy to prepare my girls for that experience. They are natural daddy’s whores because of our own family life-style. My girls love being daddy’s girls. Now, my husband is a gentle daddy with his girls. Our rent a daddy was not very gentle with my girls. Their little holes got used up this weekend. They keep their eye on the money. Greed will motivate little whores to cope with any pain and humiliation a client may toss our way. My slutkins can take a hardcore pounding and get up for school the next day. What we ended up doing was making a hardcore orgy porn for this daddy client. I filmed it all. I was his dirty wife who wanted him to fuck our super young girls because I knew I was not young or tight anymore. Daddies need tight holes to fuck. Men will always want something younger and tighter. It is in their hunter nature to look for young meat. This daddy did not need to hunt for food. I brought him dinner. I had 5 little girls with me. And daddy fucked each of them in all their tiny holes. Yes, he was rough on their holes. He is a Greek daddy with a fat cock. He stretched their little holes and filled them with cum. But he spoiled them too with bags of cash and presents. That makes all the damage to their tiny holes worth it. When we got home late last night, mommy soothed their swollen holes. I love taking care of them. I licked the cum out of puffy pussies. I sucked the cum from their buttholes too. I gave them all baths to help the swelling of their little bald mounds. They went to school this morning walking funny and a little sore still. But my sexy prostitutes are seasoned whores. They never show pain no matter how hard you fuck them.

Cum Guzzling Slut Lilibeth Raised Cum Slut Daughters

cum guzzling slutI am a cum guzzling slut. Each of my daughters is one too. I have raised my daughters on cum. You can train girls to become cum whores. It is not hard. Some cum in their bottles or on your tits while you breast feed, and in a few years, they are guzzling it from cocks. We had a blow bang party last night. My daughters love cum as much as I do. And when they have a craving, I make sure they get a fix. I summoned daddy, and all my sons to the recreation room last night. I told them that us girls were craving cum. They pulled their cocks out and fed us. My husband did not even need a Viagra to get hard last night. Seeing his daughters and his trashy milf wife naked was all he needed to get a boner the old-fashioned way. My sons are hard at hello.

We are a family of whores, even the boys get rented out sometimes too. We do not have as much time for family fun because we often have “Johns” we are fucking. Plus, my older girls have boyfriends, and my older boys have girlfriends. It can make family orgies hard to schedule because business comes first. My husband has been talking about an economic recession on the horizon, so we have been pimping the family out more to have a nest egg in case the bottom falls out. The money part is over my head. I just get our sluts ready for the dates. My husband handles the money exchange. My point is that we have been super busy lately being hookers for hire. We have not had as much time for family fun, but we made time last night. My sons fucked their sisters and me. Daddy fucked his girls and me. And after a few hours of hardcore family fun, we all had a bunch of cream pies. Messy pussies are never a problem though. My girls and I clean everyone up because we are cum whores.

Anal Sex Whore Daughters are Made With the Help of a Dirty Mom

anal sex whoreI am an anal sex whore. I love ass sex. I am hired predominantly for anal sex. You would be surprised how popular ass sex is. A lot of married men prefer ass sex because they think there is less of a chance that the whore will get pregnant. I keep my ass in good shape, and I train my little whores to be anal whores too. Last night, I showed my sluts how to take a cock in their assholes. Now, my older teen girls are anal whores too. Not as seasoned as me, but not ass virgins either. My little adopted girls, however, are still ass virgins. I have auctioned off their ass cherries. As a mommy pimp, I can make mint off virgin holes. The cunt cherry I can only sell once, but the ass? It stays tight for many uses. I have taken over 1,000 cocks in my ass easily. I am still tight because I do exercises to keep a tight puckered asshole. My teen anal whore daughters do the same exercises to keep their buttholes tight too. Now, anal sex hurts the first few dozen times. I love my whores. I wanted to get their assholes a little stretched before they got the real thing and started crying. My sex machine can be used on pussies and asses. I licked my two youngest girls’ buttholes and dipped a finger in lube. Between my tongue, fingers and my sex machine, I got their assholes looser. They will not stay that way for long, but they got penetrated to get an idea of what it will feel like next week when they get ass fucked for the first time. I love training girls to be anal whores like me. Young sexy prostitutes must be anal whores too. They just need a dirty mommy like me to train them. Maybe, I can help you train your daughter to be an anal whore too.

Sloppy Wet Pussy is a Creamy Halloween Treat for My Offspring

sloppy wet pussyAfter trick or treating with my youngest little whores, we played with my sloppy wet pussy. My little slutkins love mommy’s creampie. I went walking around the neighborhood with cum in my cunt because I went straight from a gang bang to trick or treating. I had been hired for a gang bang Halloween party earlier in the day. I can be a whore and a mother. I know how to multi-task.  I went from getting stuffed full of cock to stuffing plastic pumpkins with candy. I only have a few young ones in the house. Most of my offspring are teenagers now, but they still love candy. They just love mommy’s cum filled cunt more. We came home and daddy inspected their candy. We must ration the candy for them, or they will be on a sugar high for days. When it comes to candy, my munchkins have no will power at all. They are the same way with cum. When we came back home, they were more interested in the salty treat inside my pussy than the candy in their pumpkins. Some of the cum had oozed down my legs, but there was still plenty of sperm inside my cunt to give all my little cum whore’s a treat. You raised them on cum, and soon they grow up to be good whores like my daughters. I spread my legs, put a few pieces of candy in my pussy, and let them get a cum fix. The girls lined up to lick the cum from my messy pussy. Hell, even my youngest son got in on the creampie action. He loves cum as much as his sisters. He is a male creampie slut. Can you relate?  I fed them all. I never deny one of my offspring the cum in my pussy, not even the boys. Hell, not even you.

Trashy MILF Loves Immigrants Day

trashy milfThis trashy milf celebrated National Immigrants Day with a young Mexican stud named Rico. I live in California. There are immigrants everywhere. My daughters and I go to the parade every year in hopes of picking up some beautiful brown boys with some beautiful brown cocks. Most of our staff that works for us are immigrants from Mexico. We sponsored them and they got green cards. I am always looking for a beautiful brown cock to sponsor. Rico came on to me. My daughters were eyeballing him too, but he had milf fever. He wanted nothing more than to fuck this dirty old woman. I am a trashy milf. Of course, I wanted to fuck him back. After the parade, we invited him back home with us. I found out that he is in the country on an expired school visa but wants to stay in the US. California is a sanctuary state. He would never be turned over to ICE here but being legal has many more benefits.

trashy milfHe knew why I invited him home. I mean you do not need to be a rocket scientist to know when a sexy mature woman is hitting on you, right? My daughters were happy for me, but sad for themselves. They love big brown cocks. If he had shown an interest in young teenage pussy, I would have stepped aside, but he was all about this sexy mommy. I fucked him. I fucked him for hours. He tore my pussy up too. And let me tell you how hard that is to do because I am a seasoned whore. I was brought into this world to fuck. I have had 1000s of lovers in my 42 years on this planet. But this Mexican stud was one of the best fucks of my life. His cock was a foot long. It was thick and it was hungry for some mature pussy. He told me young girls are afraid of his cock. No way a trashy milf like me would shy away from a big brown cock. He gave me a hot squirting pussy because he hit spots most men can never find.

trashy milfAfter a three-hour fuck fest with my Latino lover, I was drenched in cum and walking funny. I wanted him to not only stay in the country, but to stay in my house. I told him that I would sponsor him, give him a job and help him become legal. The catch was he had to fuck me every day. I want that brown cock as much as possible. Funny, he has no problem being my live in lover in exchange for his citizenship. I know no better way to celebrate Immigrants Day than fucking a hung brown boy and helping him become a legal citizen of this fine country of ours.

Hookers for Hire, Halloween and a Dirty MILF, Oh My

hookers for hireHookers for hire are very popular around Halloween. Men always want a trick and a treat. We had our costume party last week and we met a lot of new potential daddy clients. One of the daddies hired me and my two youngest daughters for a little monster mash. He wanted us dressed as sexy monsters. I dressed us all as sexy vampires because at least those monsters can be sexy too. I assumed he meant vampires anyway. I love it when I get to play with my little ones too. My girls are the most popular whores in the house, but many clients want a mommy accomplice. This trashy milf loves helping men fuck their baby girls on and off the phone. This new client is an older man with three ex trophy wives and 6 grown sons, no daughters. He always wanted daughters and wives like me. We could at least simulate it for him. In our sexy vampire outfits, we arrived at his mansion to spend the night. It was one of the most amazing houses I have ever seen. We had a Halloween party full of apple bobbing, and dancing. The girls even got to swing at a pinata for some candy. He catered in a great spread too. After some family fun, we had some naughty family fun. I told my “husband” I thought tonight was the night to make our girls women. He just wanted a woman’s approval and assistance in molesting his baby girls. I am the right woman for that job. My girls are not virgins, but they are great little whores. They pretended to be virgins. They played their roles perfectly. I have the best sexy prostitutes for hire. Our rent a daddy was very happy with our family experience. He tipped the little girls very well too. My angels are motivated by money, but honestly, they just love to fuck daddies too.

Trailer Trash Whore Halloweens are the Hottest

trailer trash whoreWe had a trailer trash whore Halloween party last night. We throw a party every year for our clients. They get to sample our young talent. If they bring a friend who ends up hiring one of our little Lolita hookers, they get a free fuck. We are always recruiting new clients. Since my home brothel is highly illegal, we are very careful with who we do business with. Clients who have been coming to us for ions have as much to lose, so we trust their judgment in recruiting new clients for us. My little sluts love our Halloween parties too. They get to dress up in slutty little outfits and entertain some of our clients and they get to meet some new potential daddies. My sexy prostitutes may be young, but they are skilled beyond their years. They can suck the chrome off a doorknob. They can drain cocks with their pink pussies and assholes. Seriously, these little Lolita whores can charm the pants of a snake. All my girls were looking hot too. I had a little Harley Quinn, a Wonder Woman, a sexy witch and a cute zombie girl who eats cum instead of brains, LOL. That was her idea too. All my whores are cum guzzlers, but they went above and beyond last night to make their old daddies happy and their potential new daddies happier. They know that the way we keep making money is to grow. I have adopted younger girls to keep the daddies happy, but they must recruit new daddies to keep getting spoiled. And last night, they showed me just how much they want to keep making money. My little hookers for hire roped in every new client that was there. We have paid sessions in the books, so every girl gets a new and an old daddy date this week. I have the most sought after sluts in town. Clean, cute and eager to please. Want to sample one? They are the trick and the treat.