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Live phone sex with this super slut is always sure to be a great time, but if you want to get some great cheap phone chat all ya gotta do is catch me when I go out to the bar. The other night I went out and the guy were having me go beer for beer. There was nothing better. I can handle a lot of beer, and I give zero fucks how cheap it is, that is what makes me the perfect low budget date! I was so drunk that I was spilling beer all over myself! That is okay, hops make the perfect for a phone sex line slut like me! I am not really sure who’s house it was that I wound up at that night. All I remember is pretending I was the duff girl, my shirt was soaked in booze and my pierced nipples showed right through. Larry wound up telling me I had to call it a night, apparently it is frowned upon to pour my own beers. Whatever, a sexy cunt like me is the perfect thing that bar needs. Anyway, I wound up in some weird house the next morning, I had three guys and their fur friend around me.I knew that I must have had one wild ass gangbang! I grabbed my clothes and stood up trying to pull a coyote ugly. That is when I realized that I still had a massive anal plug shoved deep into my ass. The sudden sting made me whimper, I covered my mouth trying now to wake the sleeping strangers. Although I did not know them I guess they were now that strange. I had jizz in my hair and someones urine all over me. HaHa. I made sure to raid their wallets before exiting finally. Made out with a couple hundred. Deuces suckers!
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A LIVE PHONE SEX PARTY CAUSE A PHONE SEX PARTY DON’T STOP! That is what me and the White Girl Twerk Team chanted during out drugged out wild and crazy fucking party. There was glitter and cocaine flying all over the place. Has to cost to get into a party this fucking sexy! 100 bucks gets ya in the door and 10 minuets with one of these whores! You do not know a good time till you get a coked out trailer trash slut to slob on your knob! I got picked by one guy, he gave me five HUNDRED dollars! For that I will do anything you want. What am I saying, I will do anything for twenty! Anyway he said he wanted to have more then some phone sex line fun and called a few guys into the room. The three of the coated me in loads of sparkly glitter! I looked like a fucking xxx trashy fairy! I sniffed a line of coke up my nose and the three of them went at it, stuffing every hole I had! My blonde ass hole was stretched wide when the two of them who were DPin’ me decided to both stuff my rear cavity together. The came inside me filling me up! Cum dripped out of my ass and onto the floor. That shit looked like some thick ass glitter glue! I licked it up off the ground, no fucking questions asked! It came in handy when I shit glitter poop on this guys chest a few days later! WOO HOO!
I do not know what it is about drugs but I love them. I love the feelings they give me. I love the way that they make my cunt start to soak itself down. It is a rush, drugs. It does not matter if you smoke them, pop them, snort them, inhale them or inject them I want them all. My favorite is always pot. There is nothing more fun then getting high as fuck to have some live phone sex fun with an official trailer trash, drugged up slut. Chicks like me do it better. Like my ass hole for example, you can shove anything in there if you let me get a line first. I love it too! The feeling of my ass hole being ripped open by objects that should not be up there. I am a dirty phone line slut too, i like all kinds of things vanilla bitches think are gross. I like Fur friend play most off all. The way my four legged friends pink rocket goes up my cunt makes me cum all over him. I guess when you are a nasty slut like I am nothing is ever going to be too much! Get me high and I am down for anything you consider a good time. I am always high when I work the phones too, already down for your good time!
Me and all of my phone sex line friends are the nastiest, the skankiest, and the dirtiest. We like it that way. We like being the ones who are on all kinds of white trash lovin minds. If you are looking for live phone sex chat girls who want loads and loads of cock than this is the right place. We are a load of gangbang whores who want to satisfy your every need, our price ain’t bad either. Like for example, I had a guy wanting to stick his cock in me the other day. Had a furry friend fantasy he wanted to watch too.
Normal girls would not think twice to tell him no. I on the other had love any kind of cock you can throw at me. He had a twenty bucks and a bag of blow. I snorted it up my nose, gave my little four legged fuck toy and beer and had at his cock in my mouth. Dude took his dick straight to my ass tellin me it was one of the hottest things he had ever fuckin seen. I told him he could follow me an all my nasty little friends on the twitter, then he could take a look at the slut buffet. We both knew he would! That is okay though cause I had a blast and got me some blow for the WHOLE night!
I am not really that good with technology. Everything that i ever need is either in front of me or from here to the bar. All i really need is cock. That is what i thought though. I was telling one of the girls in the white girl twerk team that i really wanted to become the official gangbang whore. She said that she was going to tweet that. I had no idea what she was even talking about. She told me that all she has to do is put some live phone sex tweets up and that all of the guys retweet and message her. She said it is the easiest way to set up all kinds of gangbangs. She helped me set one up with all of the white girl twerk team sluts. I was excited that i was going to be able to put all kinds of nasty tweets out there for our fans. We got lots of followers too. I have had a ton of offers for some white trash fucking. I can not wait to have a giant ass house party and get get trashed and fuck all of my tweeters, twitters, what the fuck ever lol.
Damn, what do you know? Little Miss Cindy got herself into some trouble with the law. Coke habits tend to attack unwanted attention which is why I am going back to being a drunk and only a drunk. No worries though loves, this phone sex line slut got away with a little bit of community service thank to the judge asking me to his chambers.
What was even better is that all of my bitches banned with me and decided that they all would help me complete what I needed to do. White Girl Twerk Team to the rescue as always. My band of sluts decided to be live phone sex chat girls for the night to see if we could wrangle up some good ol’ fashion community service. It did not take long either.
Before we knew it we were at an adult assisted living community giving all kinds of lapies and blowies, for free! Could you think of a nicer way to express our gratitude towards the old farts who raised us? The watched us all bounce out asses up and down for them and loved every second of it. When we were done the White Girl Twerk team assembled up and every last one of them gave me hours. What would take me weeks to complete was done super-fast with no delay.
I never was a sporty bitch, but when white girl twerk team was approached for a trailer park soft ball team I knew that we would have a blast. There was one thing that I really did not anticipate. No amount of live phone sex, coke, or alcohol would be able to help us win the league. We were so awful, all the girls were all defeated that we sucked so hard. That was when I came up with an idea that would get us a trophy. I trapped our league ref, I just wanted to talk to him. Told him I had a proposal to make.
I slid the metal bat up and down in my hands. I slowly lifted the tip of it along the inside of my thigh. I watched as his eyes moved with it not leaving the direction in which it was headed. That is when I knew I had him! I started to push it around on my cunt. I moaned as mu twat started to moisten itself against the cold metal. He tried to walk away, be the bigger man, but I grabbed his ass by his collar and asked him to grab a baggy from my gym bag.
He did so hesitantly. The white powdery substance was immediately recognized by him. I could see him lick the front of his teeth. I sat back onto the bench and moaned as I kept pushing the bat further into my twat. I opened the bag and dumped some of the precut cocaine onto the handle of it. “Come on ref, be bad with me?” He leaned down snorting the coke off of my make shift dildo. Once the handle was clear he grabbed the handle and spun it around inside of me.
I moaned and moved my hand to wipe some of the residue off my bat and rub my gum with it. The high was met with cock being rammed into my face hole. He grunted as he held my head forcing it onto his cock. I groaned as I struggled for breath at the hands of his thrust. I kept fucking my stretched out pussy with the softball bat. When I was about to cum I closed my eyes and groaned against his cock. He filled the back of my throat. Needless to say White Girl Twerk Team has won a few games since then, here to a trophy!
I have been invited to tons of toy parties in my day, never once have I been to a live phone sex party that was this crazy. I think I can say though, that I am half responsible for that. When I got there it was a bunch of house moms from around the trailer park. I knew some of them were pretty wild, I had seen it myself. The demonstrator showed us what the toys looked like and we all sat around nodding our heads looking at the catalog. I took a drink of the punch and then an idea hit me. I dug into my purse and grabbed my liquid e out dropping a shit ton into the punch. Then with a half an hour of encouragement to drink from the now spiked punch everyone was having a lot more fun.
I took off my top and started to play with a neighbors tits. What was once all in good fun turned us into some gangbang whores ready for a good fucking. What better to satisfy or pretty pussies than the very sex toys we were surrounded by? I mean, they were already having a party of their own, dancing form inside of the shelf the demonstrator had them set on. We were a giant pile of hormones who were stuffing and playing with each other. The drugs made it feel even more intense as we all began to squirt and cum for the toys we had stuffed in us. What better way to test out a product you want to buy than with a trippy ass orgy!
Sometimes I swear I get too black out drunk. I got so drunk the other night that not only did I black out but I swear I entered a black hole. I was met on the other side by two wild and horny aliens that said they had hear my phone sex line and wanted to get in on some of the white trash action. They chased me and knocked me to the ground of their, well wherever the fuck I was. For tiny little guys they sure were strong. They drug me across the ground and tied me to a pole. They were nice enough to let me snort a line of coke though. When they pulled out their cocks I was shocked. Their extra-terrestrial dicks were about as big as they were. One of them teased me while the other pulled over a dirty mattress.
It was not that bad, of course being the neighborhood cum waste deposit center I was more than used to my share of gross fuck places. When they were good and ready those little live phone sex loving ass holes held me down and gangbanged the shot out of me. They made sure to stuff every hole of mine, I actually started to like it too. When one of the little cock slingers mounted me and put his dick between my tits he titty fucked the shit out of my cocked out self. They coated me in jizz and left me tied up. The next morning I woke up seriously confused. I thought the whole thing had been some tequila induced dream, which would not be the first. That was until I got up to take a shower and had some sort of green slime in my hair. Makes ya wonder huh!?!
Happy LGBT Month! I think it should be celebrated to feel open and comfortable with your sexuality all year long. White girl twerk team loves to get freaky and do all kinds of things. I mean we will get shit faced drunk and start a giant cunt licking orgy. Takes no time till we have twice as many guys double stuffin’ us and making a big happy sexual family. Chicks with dicks doin’ chicks, guys with dicks doin’ chicks. Don’t matter to a single one of us as long as everyone is happy and fuckin.
I was at a party where a guy said he was ready to see if he could suck dick as good as me. Fucker really did too, and that is saying a lot. He came out the closet a week later, but we already knew. He just had to become comfortable with himself. Ain’t nothing wrong with bein’ a member of the fudge factory? I love me chick all day any day. I specialize in grubbing pink tacos, and that ain’t nothing to be hatin’ on, know what I am sayin? So do you all my LGBT friends and let’s get drunk together!