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Pissing sex is so hot. It is actually perfect on a warm summer day to cool you down when you over heat. I was hanging at the pool all day yesterday, showing off my hot body when this stud walked right over to me while I was sunning myself on a lounge chair and started pissing on my face. “What the fuck,” I started to yell, then I saw the size of his cock. I leaped off the chair, fell to my knees, opened my mouth wide and begged him to give me a champagne cocktail down my throat.
“You looked like you need cooling off,” he said with a smirk as he pissed down my throat before skull fucking me. I swallowed his piss and his cum like it was Cristal. There were other folks around, but I didn’t care. I love an audience. I pulled my bikini top down, exposing my big tits so he could piss on them too. He did just that. His hot golden pee cascaded all over my big knockers. I lifted my boobs up to my mouth to taste his golden nectar while onlookers gawked.
He laid down on the lounge chair with his hard cock pointing to the blue sky. I can take a hint. I pulled my bikini bottoms to the side, straddled that cock and fucked him in front of the other pool guests. My big tits bounced in my own face as I slid up and down his shaft like a stripper on a pole. I could feel him pissing up in my snatch as he pounded my cunt. Golden showers sex poolside with an audience because, yes, I am that trashy of a whore.
My daughter and I hung out at the pool today. We were guzzling Colt 45s, snorting coke and talking about the nastiest things we have done for money. I have no limits. When it comes to money, there isn’t anything I won’t do for the right price. I told her about this one time when I was not even her age yet. I was still in school and some older boys I knew were going to Tijuana for Spring Break. The rumor was you could bring back pain pills and all sorts of good shit to party on or sell. I ended up spending all my money on booze and drugs the first day.
I met this guy who told me a hot young blonde like me could make good money doing farm entertainment. I’m talking total ass shows if you know what I mean. I had seen the size of the cocks on some farm friends. Not going to lie, I was intrigued. I was no virgin. I was a gangbang whore school girl. But I wanted to try something really supersized in my fuck holes. He told me I could make $500 cash a night doing live sex shows with some rather large farm boys. “Where do I sign up,” I asked? That night I had my first jackass. He was hung like a horse! I actually entertained several big four legged boys. Have you ever seen that kind of show? I was split wide open. Their cocks were slimy and smelled awful. Huge balls bruised my ass. Razor sharp cock hit my cervix and beyond. I swallowed a ton of farm funk. I was covered in chunky nasty spunk. I had to lick up the farm stud cum off the floor that poured out my ass and cunt . My body looked like a crime scene with all the jizz blasted on my face and body.
There was even some blood. I had not yet birthed any brats or had big black cocks yet, so my ass and cunt were relatively tight. Not after day four of my He Haw entertainment shows though. My cunt could swallow a watermelon I was so stretched out. Guys got really hot watching a teen girl be strapped down and fucked in her ass and cunt by Eeyore and his pals. My friends thought I was a nasty freak for doing what I did for money, but they sure has hell enjoyed the partying we did on my He Haw show money!
My daughter high fived me. Told me she was proud to have a nasty ass skank for a momma. She also asked me to take her down to Tijuana. What’s the nastiest thing you would have me do for money? I love a dirty challenge.
We had a killer wild Memorial Day celebration in the trailer park, gangbang whore style! It’s still going on. Been celebrating our soldiers who lost their lives fighting for our freedom with booze and cock. Every Memorial Day weekend I get my brood together and we drink beer, cookout and play corn hole. This weekend the whole trailer park came. It started off as a drunk fest, ended up an orgy. That tends to happen when I break out the wicked party favors. Crystal meth and coke were being passed around like beer and pussy.
When a couple soldiers showed up asking if they could crash the shindig, of course I said yes. This weekend is all about them anyway. They were hot as could be too. My daughter was eyeballing one and I had my eye on the other. Not sure how it happened, but my daughter and I started blowing the soldiers in the backyard, soon everyone had their clothes off and were fucking. My daughter fucked her boy while one of her friends poured beer on her pussy. She was creaming all over him as that booze cascaded over her clit.
I of course was fucking my guy in a lawn chair while a few party guests stroked their cocks and rubbed their clits. I love an audience so it was pretty hot having the trailer park egging me on, oh and giving me jizz bombs to the face. We all fucked for hours . I fucked every guy at the party, so did my daughter. We had cunts and asses filled with rivers of cum. In fact, we were pushing cum out our fuck holes into the mouths of some of the other girls at the party. We shared those soldiers cum in honor of all the brave men and women who died for our country.
Just cuz we have fuck holes filled with Memorial Day cum didn’t mean the party was over. It is not a holiday cookout without a game of corn hole played the white trash way. My baby girl got up on the kitchen table, crammed an ear of corn in her cunt and pushed it out into my mouth, where I then shoved it into another girl’s ass and she pushed it out into someone else’s mouth. You get the picture. That’s how you play corn hole in the trailer park.
I woke up this morning hung over with a trailer full of naked people still horny. I did a bump, went and woke up my hung soldier by licking his ass, hopped on his pee hard on and fucked him until he pissed in my cunt and shot another load of cum up my ass. When I checked on my daughter, she was passed out covered in jizz with a corn cob lodged in her ass. Yeah we know how to through a Memorial Day bash.
My daughter asked me today how I got the nickname cum dumpster cougar. A few years ago I got really trashed. I mean fall down puking couldn’t remember where I lived drunk. I somehow ended up at a local frat house. I was doing what I do best. Swallowing cock and taking loads of cum to the face. I was being a jizz junkie whore. One of the frat boys called me a cum dump because jizz was running out my fuck holes and matted in my hair. I was even burping cum bubbles. Another frat boy tried to get my address to get me home, but I was so blitzed I said I lived on cum dump lane.
When I puked up a river of cum on the frat house floor, a couple of the boys threw me in the back of a pickup truck like garbage and took me to the city dump. “She is nothing but a cum receptacle. She belongs with the trash,” and they tossed me in a pile of garbage. I woke up the next morning to fresh trash being dumped on me. When I started to move, the land waste guys realized I was in the pile of garbage. Instead of helping me, they treated me like a gangbang whore. Forced fucked my holes and coated me with even more cum. I fucked in a mountain of smelly garbage. I was just laying there like garbage getting fucked in every hole.
I had cum dried on my skin, crusted over in my hair and dripping out my ass and puss. Plus, I reeked of day old sex and fresh garbage. I tried to catch a cab, but every driver thought I was a strung out hooker and would not help me home. I had to hitch a ride to get home, so of course I had to blow more cock and take more cum. When I got home, I swear I was 20 lbs heavier in cum. The neighbors saw me slithering home at 7 in the morning looking like a bukkake slut and gave me my nickname.
My dirty whore of a daughter actually looked appalled at my story. To shock and disgust her was a feat. I can and have taken a gallon of cum and more. I am not just a live phone sex whore. I am a total gutter cum slut waiting to be treated like the trash I am.
I was winding down from a wild party weekend by attempting to be a domesticated goddess. I have some skills outside the bedroom, but I am more Linda Lovelace than Betty Crocker. I was taking my cherry pie out of the oven when someone knocked on my door. My new neighbor Henrietta wanted to introduce herself to me, and complain about my party this weekend. Not the way I like to meet people, but if she was complaining about the noise of my party in a trailer park, I knew I threw one hell of a bash.
I wasn’t sorry; I like to have a good time. Sue me. But, in the spirit of community, I apologized, said it doesn’t happen often and invited her in for pie. Something about Henrietta excited me. Within minutes of talking to her, my panties were wet and I was about to go get my strap on and suggest we get better acquainted in my bedroom. Normally, I need to be drunk or high before I get my dyke on, but she was hot in a domme sort of way and well, I was still horny as fuck from my weekend.
I’m never one to hold her tongue so I was blunt with Henrietta. “Wanna fuck? I have a nice double sided dildo I’ve been itching to use.” She gave me a smile, stood up, and said, “Oh, we won’t need that honey.” She pulled her panties down, and I got the surprise of my life. My sexy new neighbor was a dude. I guess the politically correct term is shemale or tranny. No wonder I was wet when I met her. She was packing some serious heat in her pretty little panties. My new neighbor was a chick with a dick, a BIG dick at that.
The big dick sucker I am, fell to my knees and worshiped that cock. He was getting a slice of my pie and much more! I slurped, gulped and gagged until every inch of his hard dick was down the back of my throat. “You like my tranny dick don’t you slut,” Henrietta asked. I made nothing but garbled noises as I had way more than a mouthful. Soon, I was bent over my kitchen island getting fucked in my cunt and ass by my neighbor. Nothing says nice to meet ya in a trailer park like a load of spunk up both your fuck holes.
Henrietta and I got acquainted all day long.I gave her cherry pie, she gave me cream pie! I think I’m gonna like my new neighbor ALOT. She’s a he; the best of both worlds.
Today was the last day of the local schools, so my trailer park community held a block party for the little ones. There were all sorts of activities and food for the local brats. Of course, being the dirty soccer mom I am, I made an appearance to check out all the fresh young meat that will be home alone all summer while their folks are at work! I brought a little Spanish Fly straight from Mexico to spice up the Kool-Aid. I knew once those little ones got hopped up on that shit I could have my way with them. This was a block party in a trailer park, so most of the parents were high or drunk or both and back doing their own thing while I chaperoned the school brats.
It was a flesh smorgasbord for a dirty cougar like me. I love young cock, even young cunt. I invited all the brats, about 20 in all, back to my place to watch movies, eat junk food and relax. I knew the Spanish Fly would kick in by then. I was going to have myself a trailer park orgy with a bunch of school boys and girls. I could see the drug taking effect as they started peeling their clothes off. My pussy was drenched seeing all those little naked and hairless bodies. I took off my clothes and started helping myself to the goodies. I fondled little dicks and balls, fingered little cunts and asses, even encouraged them to touch each other. I sat in a big comfy chair while some of the little ones lined up to lick Sweet Tarts out of my cunt.
I was squirting all over their little faces. The more I squirted, the more they seemed to want to play. That Spanish Fly turned these little brats into sex machines. I had a full out orgy in my trailer. I started sucking peckers and guiding them into tiny cunnies. I managed to get quite a few peckers in my cougar cum holes too. I even let the little boys piss in my ass and pussy. I like the feel of hot piss filling me up, especially when mixed with a gallon of boy seed. I felt so dirty! But I loved it. My first school block orgy. I’m gonna love summer in my trailer park with all this young meat around to play with and parents too high to give a shit.