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My Phone Sex Line is 24/7 Anything Goes

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is and always will be anything goes! I am too old for limits. Why not do anything you want? If it feels good, do it is my motto. My momma was a truck stop hooker when I was growing up. Once I was a budding teen girl, I started hooking with her. Turns out guys love mother daughter action. I have a teen daughter myself. She came to me over the weekend with a dilemma. She needed some fast cash to buy this sweet car. The guy agreed to hold it for a couple days for her, but her cock sucking skills only  bought her a few days to come up with the money. I suggested we hook as mommy and daughter for a few days. Certainly we could come up with $4,000. Actually we came up with double that amount. My son is tech savvy. He built us a web page in hours. He also placed ads on escort sites and the Back Pages for our area in Florida. He plastered our pictures all over social media. He acted as our pimp and our body guard as we entertained 13 men in two days. Who knew mommy daughter hookers for hire would bring us so much money? We raked in the dough. We had no taboos either which got us some fat tips. We let one guy piss on us for an hour. Another guys just wanted to stroke his cock while we played with each other. Most of the men wanted to fuck our asses. We had a guy want us to make him a female member of our family. That was fun. We dressed him up and taught him how to suck cock. My son lent his hard cock to the fantasy. We had whore weekend, but made lots of money. My daughter got her car, I got some blow and we gave my son some money too. He spent it on cocaine and strippers. We are one big trashy family.

This Trashy MILF Will Molest Your Boy!

trashy milfI’m such a trashy MILF! I woke up this morning with a lady boner. I was out of blow so I was cranky and horny. Best cure for that is cock. YOUNG cock too. I snuck into the trailer of this stripper who lives a few lots down. She sleeps in the day because she works the graveyard shift. She is quite prude with her son for a dirty dancer. I would see him at the pool over the summer all by himself. I blew him a few times. He is pretty young so his willy isn’t that big yet. But, guess what? Young boys with small peckers fuck you pretty darn good. They rabbit your fuck holes. Sure they pop off quickly, but they reload just as quickly. I knew it was a school holiday today, so I paid him a visit. I felt like one of those molesters that crawls into windows on crime shows and violates the lady of the  house, but I was violating the little boy of the trailer. He was still sleeping when I put my hand over his mouth and grabbed his boy dick. That woke him up. I made the universal quiet motion as I let my hand off his mouth to suck his tiny pecker. Boys that age have no pubes yet. Their dicks are so soft too. Little balls look like raisins. I was under his Captain America comforter giving him head. He was bucking his little pecker in my mouth like a cowboy. He was oozing that boy batter I love so much. I came up for air, saw the smile on his face. I tousled his hair, kissed his chubby cheeks and put his dick in my old pussy. I guided his hand on my clit so he could rub me to a hard cum on his hairless boy cock. He didn’t last long, but neither did I. I slithered back home with a cum filled cunt of boy seed feeling much better.

Cum Guzzling Slut Soccer Mom

cum guzzling slutI’m a cum guzzling slut. I love cum. Boy cum is the best. I swear my momma must have bottle fed me cum to make me like it so much. One of the little trailer park boys I fuck plays on his school’s soccer team. He invited me to come see him play. His parents are crack heads. They never pay him a lick of attention. I give him all he needs! When I saw all those young boys running around in their little shorts, I got juicy between my legs. I wanted a boy bang. I invited them over to my trailer for some Gatorade and pizza. What I really invited them over for was to make me a boy gangbang whore. Boys that age have so much energy. Plus, they love to fuck. They need to fuck. I made a soccer mom porn with 16 young studs. Most of them were virgins too, so you know I have ruined them with my cougar cunt. They ruined me too, however. OMG. The boy spunk I swallowed was the best tasting shit ever. Young boy batter taste sweet and salty. I was doused in it. A few came in my pussy and ass, but most of them just blew their wads on my face. I called up the school the next day so I could volunteer to help the team in any capacity.

Trashy MILF Beverly

trashy milfI have always been a trashy MILF. I cannot see that changing any time soon. I love being THAT woman. You know, the rode hard put away wet kind of broad? My teen son got a job recently. Not a great job, not even one that pays good money, but it is a job he likes. He has this pain in the ass boss who is nothing but a bully, however. I have known the type in my life. Feels threatened by someone younger, so treats that person like shit to make him or herself feel better. My son came home a few weeks ago telling a tale of bullying by the manager. I am a protective mamma bear. Plus, if my son is distracted by work woes, he is not tending to my fuck holes like he should. I put on a slutty outfit and paid his manager a visit. I thought I could persuade him to be nicer to my boy. Guys getting blown and fucked are way nicer to others. His manager was a nerdy boy. Total dweeb. My son is handsome and popular. They were polar opposites. The young manager was likely still a virgin too. I mean he took socially awkward to new heights.  He was flustered around me and definitely hard. He was nervous as I cornered him. I think he thought I was going to beat him up. I am a lover not a fighter. I unzipped his trousers, pulled his cock out and gave him an old fashioned hand job. Clearly I was the first one to ever  touch his dick. He spewed his wad between my fingers with only a few strokes. I grabbed him by his drained balls. “Leave my son alone and we can have more fun,” I told him.  He just nodded yes speechless.  I went home, fucked my son and ever since my visit to his boss, my son has been focused on my pussy and ass. My son is a good mother fucker, so if I have to fuck a teen geek to keep it that way, I am happy to take one for the team.

Big Dick Sucker

big dick suckerI taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job.  Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?

trailer trash whoreWhen I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but  he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.

Dirty Phone Sex Whore

dirty phone sexDoes dirty phone sex turn you on? My son sure likes a dirty girl. Listen to this. Friday night we partied like wild animals. My son, a few of his friends, my daughter, a few of her friends, and myself got fucked up on some premium coke I got earlier in the day. I am great at getting the good shit because I let my dealer do whatever kinky thing he wants to me. My motto has always been why pay cash when I can fuck for something? My dealer is a nasty mother fucker too. He likes his white women on their knees doing whatever the fuck he tells them. Normally, I am not really submissive, but to score free drugs, I would let four legged beasts train me.  My dealer had something similar in mind. I was pretty fucked up on some Molly my daughter gave me when I arrived at his house. He wanted me to be a gangbang whore to his friends. Just not his friends with two legs if you know what I mean. A dick is a dick, right? He had a roving pack of beasts that needed some release.  I was on all fours being mounted one after another by my dealer’s pals with four legs. My ass got reamed and creamed. I came back home with a dirty ass and some top shelf blow. I told my son and daughter what a nasty freak I had been; I just left off the part about the folks training my ass had four legs. Well my daughter and son are cum guzzling whores. They were between my legs licking up the mess in my ass immediately. They both commented that the cum tasted not like most jizz that’s been in my ass before. I laughed, but kept my dirty little secret. I was an anal sex cougar all weekend to the 2 legged kind afterwards. What they don’t know, won’t hurt them anyway, right? Plus, they know I am a dirty whore.

My Phone Sex Line is for Nasty Phonesex

phone sex lineWhen you call my phone sex line,  you never know what you may get. I am usually high as fuck. Depending on what my poison selection of the day, I may be extra raunchy. Me super raunchy? I know hard to believe right? I had a busy phone weekend. In fact, I was on the phone for so long Sunday, I ran out of party supplies. I can’t function sober. I shouldn’t have too. Modern technology is such, however, that I am just a text or an email away from whatever I need.  I texted my drug dealer that I needed a big bag of cocaine ASAP. To sweeten the pot a bit, I told him he could listen to me talking incest with a caller who loves hearing about my dirty past with my daughter and son, as well as the P escapades I have with the school boys in my neighborhood. My dealer loves that nasty phonesex stuff. He has been over a couple times when things got pretty extreme. Instead of being embarrassed, he was turned on. My dealer listened in for a few minutes before pulling out his big black cock. He was trying to get me to suck it on my call. I mean its live phone chat; be kind of hard to pause my caller so I could give head to my dealer. My dealer then put some coke on his cock and dangled it under my nose like a carrot. My caller wouldn’t mind the sound effects I told myself. I just talked with my mouth full. Full of big black dick. My caller got to listen first hand to what a dirty whore I really am. Not sure if he realized the sounds I was making were real or not. I certainly love having a drug dealer that makes emergency house calls. Of course he was rewarded well too. He got to listen this trashy MILF talk dirty, got his cock sucked and he got to fuck me. Who says crime doesn’t pay?

This Trashy MILF Loves High School Boys

trashy milfI am a trashy MILF. I make no apologies for that either. I refuse to be pigeon holed into something I am not: a respectable suburban housewife. Yes, I have a son and a daughter. Trust me. They prefer that I am a trashy MILF over a soccer mom too.  I was the fun mom. The party mom. The slutty mom. I fucked my daughter’s boyfriends. I ate the pussies of my son’s girlfriends and taught them how to suck his dick properly. I did coke with them and their school pals. We had keg parties with the high school crowd.  Although my son and daughter are grown up now, I am still a trashy MILF.  I picked up this young teen boy today on his way to the school bus. He looked like he needed some cougar action to put hair on his chest. I needed a tongue in my cunt, so it was a good pairing. A young teen boy like that knows nothing about pleasing a woman yet. He can barely please his own dick; however, they want to learn. Men my age think they know everything about women, yet some of them can’t find my clit with a GPS. My young stud listened to everything I said and applied it. I ended up squirting all over his face. He was so proud of himself too. Of course he has seen porn videos of women squirting, but he thought it was fake or they were just pissing.  I showed him that it is all real. I fucked him of course too. Let him fuck my ass because I am an anal sex whore. Plus, young boys are all curious about the ass. He fucked me pretty hard too. I gave me the porn star treatment. I screamed and moaned so loudly, I woke the dead. Told him to brag about me to his school friends. That way I get more high school action!

White Trash Phone Sex with a GangBang Whore

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex describes me well. I am the kind of woman with no limits or taboos. I am always the kind of woman who never says no to a good time. I get asked all the time what is the nastiest thing I have ever done before. That is so hard to answer because when you have no limits, nothing is too nasty for you. I have engaged in water sports. I have played in the barnyard. I fuck my son and his friends. I have fucked for drugs. I have pimped out my daughter. I have molested young boys. I have smeared peanut butter on my pussy for the four legged beasts. I have  let men shit on me. I have been a gangbang whore. I have drank gallons of cum in a day. Maybe the problem is that I have not yet done anything I think is that nasty. Today, I let a friend of mine fill my pussy up with cum after several of man’s best friends had done that first. I shit all the cum into a cup, snorted a line of coke then chugged on the cum. I love being a nasty freak. Maybe you can help me get even nastier?

Anal Cum Dumpster Cougar

anal cum dumpsterI’m such an anal cum dumpster this morning. Hell I was  just a cum dump period. Why? Because I partied my ass off like a dirty old broad last night. A bunch of boys and a bowl of coke is how I spent my Friday night. Is there any other way? Coke and cum is my drink of choice. I started with a few lines off of coke of the coffee table. Then I started doing lines of coke of my son’s cock. That led to more cokes, which led to chugging cum. Boy cum. It is the best. It really is all the protein I need in my diet. My son and I were playing solo at first, but as I was blowing him, he was texting his friends and putting pictures of me giving him head on Snap Chat so other boys would come over too. I love modern technology. I am not social media savvy, but I am dick savvy, so the fact that one picture can bring a bus load of boys for me to blow is amazing to me. Social media and apps bring the dick to me. They use to say a picture was worth a 1,000 words. Now, thanks to Snap Chat, a picture is worth a 1,000 loads of cum. I’m so grateful that the younger generation appreciates a cum dumpster cougar.