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Trashy MILF Club Seduces Virgin Boys

trashy milfI am part of a trashy milf club. Me and a few cougar friends like to get together and seduce young men. Sometimes, we share our sons with each other. Other times, we go out on the town and pick up a cub. Friday night, Sally called me and our other friend Tori because her nephew came to town. She discovered her nephew is still a virgin. Never had a girlfriend either. But she needed our help with him. Of course, Tori and I wanted to help Sally’s nephew. That’s what friends are for, right?

I gussied myself up to look a little classier than I am.  And I went to Sally’s place to meet Kevin, her virgin nephew. Cute boy. However, he came across super nerdy. Like the kind of boy who stays inside all the time playing video games. If the boy got some pussy, he might act more confident. Plus, he might talk to girls easier. And I’ve seen this happen before too. We swarmed Kevin, buried his face between our big tits. Three blonde fucking milfs could make this boy a man in no time.

Three Blonde MILFs See How They Suck and Fuck

We asked him questions and his answers shocked us. The boy just turned 19. Never fingered a pussy and never got his cock sucked either. We wanted to change all that for him. And we did. We smothered him between three sets of big ass mommy tits. And he nursed on our boobs like a boy fresh out of the love canal. We devoured his cock too. All men deserve head. Although I may not want to fuck every cock I meet, I want to suck every cock I meet.

However, Kevin’s dick appeared big. Not the kind of cock women pass on. So hopefully we beefed up his game a bit. Three sexy blonde cougars and one teen boy? You know we put hair on his chest with some orgy phone sex. But he got to fuck us all, even his aunt. And he came in our mouths too. At the skillful hands of me and my fellow MILFs, Kevin busted four loads of cum and learned all about the birds and the bees. It is not often we get virgins anymore, so we enjoyed ourselves almost as much as Kevin.

Druggy Phone Sex Porn Stars Get Wild When High

druggy phone sexDruggy phone sex stars don’t have any limits. Even if we did, we might forget about them because of the buzz, LOL. I do my best work high. When I first took BBC as a young schoolgirl, my mom gave me a little coke to ease the pain. So, I was under the influence when I cheated on my husband for the first time with a big black cock too. When I first fucked my son, I did lines of coke. Same for the first time I ate my daughter’s young bald pussy.

Coke lets the mind go free. We all have our poisons. And mine are coke, booze and weed. Not that I need to be under the influence to taboo fuck. I fuck sober too. But coke gives me the energy I need. I think it fools my brain into thinking I am 25 again. Before I went to the truck stop last night, I did a bunch of blow. However, I never need to do it because as a lot lizard sex whore, truckers share their blow with me.

Coke and BBC Go Together Better than Anything

I am a lot lizard but I am not a whore. Although I could make bank hustling my ass between the truck bays, I prefer to trade sex for nose candy. And sometimes, I just want to fuck because I am horny. Honestly, I am always horny. But I love to party and fuck. Best combo meal ever. Truckers have the best blow too. Last night, I partied with a new trucker. Black, of course. And he had some blow from Columbia. That’s like the best shit. But he did not only want to fuck me. He wanted to film us together.

I am not shy. So, I said sure. He turned on his camera and I became his druggy porn star. I did lines off his cock. And the blow on his dick made him last forever fucking me too. But at the time, the coke made me not feel anything but pleasure. And this morning, my pussy and ass hurt. But I can sit on an ice pack and do more blow since he gave me a nice take home supply.

Trailer Trash Whore Beverly Commanded the Stripper Stage

trailer trash whoreA trailer trash whore never has limits. I went out drinking with a few friends last night. We somehow ended up at this dive strip club. This place is a hole in the wall. Not one of those upscale gentlemen’s clubs with no pink rules. Know what that means? Some clubs prohibit the girls from spreading their legs to show off their pretty pink pussies. Lame, right? Men want to see cunt and assholes when they go to a strip club. At least the men I know do.

The Pink Kitty welcomed us in. It was dark, our shoes stuck to the floor and no top shelf liquor.  However, the stage appeared well lit. The men in the club looked like mostly old men. Men my age. After a few rounds of tequila and Fire Ball shots, I wanted to get up on stage. Even though I was more than twice the age of any stripper there, I felt confident I could deliver some hot stripper sex. No one seemed to mind as I commanded the stage. My friends egged me on.

You are Never Too Old to Command the Stripper Pole

The four dancers in the club gave me the stage and wished me luck. They then gave lap dances to my friends, some whom were women. We may come from the trailer park, but we tip well. Spending money on naked women, I never mind. But I made some money too. Quite a lot more than I expected. The club did not appear packed on a Monday night. As I gyrated and worked the pole, I spread my legs wide. This old whore showed lots of pink. My pink cunt. And my pink asshole.

Plus, I showed off one of my parlor tricks. I picked up money and beer bottles with my fuck holes. I am sure those young strippers don’t employ such tricks. But I am not a young girl. I am a no limits trashy milf. We closed the strip joint down. I made a few hundred dollars in tips, but I put in back in the hands of those sexy young strippers. I just wanted to have fun last night, not steal from young girls. Sometimes, even a dirty old whore needs to get out and cut loose sometimes.

BBC Sex Stories I Might Have a Lot To Share with You

bbc sex storiesA trashy blonde whore can tell some BBC sex stories. In honor of 4.20 day, I went to the truck stop to get some weed. Of course, I wanted some coke too. Nobody gets better coke or weed than black truck drivers. Although Big D did not come through town last night, he CB’d this younger black trucker that I would fuck and suck for some good shit. So, when my skanky ass walked through the truck bays, Trayvon came looking for me. However, he did not appear alone.

I love it when a trucker brings a pal with him. The more the merrier for me. Devan accompanied Trayvon to learn the ropes. And I guess that training included tag teaming a druggy porn star. As I snorted some primo coke and puffed on some good ganja, those two black studs railed my ass and pussy. I could feel two big full ball sacks slapping against my ass at once.

Happy 4/20 Day with Weed and Big Black Cocks

Huge young black cocks snaked deep inside my fuck holes. Hell, I think they hit some spots that no one has ever found, LOL. I mean I felt like my body experienced an earthquake. All of me quivered. Perhaps, they found that elusive G-spot. I get a lot of big black cock. But it is not often I get two at once. This did not appear to be their first time sharing a mature whore.

When their cocks appeared drained dry, I brought them back to life with my oral skills. Like Mick Jagger sings, I can make a dead man cum. I am that good. And I did not care that their cocks looked coated in my cunt and ass juice. I wanted more BBC phone sex fun. So, I pumped those big black cocks back to life. And got tag teamed some more. By the time I got home, I smelled like a gang bang porn star. But what a great smell. And what a great way to spend 420 day.

Lot Lizard Sex Whore Beverly Welcomes New Trailer Park Teens

lot lizard sexEven a lot lizard sex whore appreciates young cock. I mostly hustle my ass down at the truck stop so I can pick up big black cocks and party. But when it comes to jailbait cock, I do not need to leave the house. How lucky am I that a school bus stop is in front of my trailer. All the local boys and girls know me. But one of the glorious things about trailer park living, is all the new meat that comes through. Young meat too.

I looked out at the bus stop this morning and saw about 4 new boys and girls I have never seen before. One boy and girl appeared to be siblings too. A black boy and his sister ready for their first day of a new school. I hollered out at them, and some of the older boys and girls said hi to the trashy milf they love so much. I could tell the pair seemed nervous, so Johnny, a seasoned teen stud who I have fucked for years, brought them to my trailer for a proper introduction.

Trailer Park Living Comes with Many Perks

I love young cock and pussy. Add in the young cock and pussy are black too, well I am in heaven. Johnny got things going for me when he pulled out his cock. I went down like the Titanic and began sucking his teen cock. The new boy I eyed appeared to be a quick study because he pulled his young black cock out for me. He slapped my face while I fingered his sister’s bald cunt. Nothing sweeter than a chocolate cunnie. I licked my fingers to confirm what I already knew.

Johnny stepped away and let the newest teens on the block get the trailer trash whore treatment. I ate the girl’s pussy while her brother fucked my ass. With every thrust in my asshole, my tongue went deeper into her bald chocolate cunt. Brought back memories of when my son and daughter were their age. If I can stay home and the big black dicks cum to me, I may never leave my trailer again. Hopefully I welcomed the newest trailer park residents appropriately. There are perks to living in a trailer community.

Phone Sex Line Operators Do Not Belong in the Vanilla Work World

phone sex lineSince I work a phone sex line, my friends think I can answer vanilla phones too. However, it is hard for me to be vanilla. It just is. Not in my DNA. But I like doing favors for friends. It’s good karma. One of my besties married well. And she got her real estate license. Her regular office assistant called in sick for the day. So, she asked me to fill in. Told me I could wear what I wanted as long as my private parts appeared covered. No fun I told her with a giggle.

I answered every call seductively. Told you it was in my nature. But when this younger man came into the office, we locked eyes. And I locked the door and pulled down the shades. We had a moment. He agreed. Before we even exchanged names, he pulled his cock out of his pants. Hubba hubba. His cock impressed me. I saw the ring on his finger, but if he did not care, why should this trailer trash whore care, right?

I Can Clean Up But I Will Always Be a Trailer Park Whore

So, I sat in the swivel chair and took his cock down my throat. Barely even gagged and he told me his wife gags every time. I told him to enjoy the honeymoon period while he can because I know from talking to men like you, wives do not keep sucking cock forever. But for a cock like his, I would welcome him back anytime. We fucked on my friend’s big oak desk. Now, this she might not approve of, but I shut the cameras off. And I could clean the desk up afterwards.

The way I saw it, I helped her make a sale. That young married man who walked in off the street wanted a realtor to help buy a home for him and his new wife. My trashy milf pussy, mouth and ass just cinched the partnership. Now she owes me two favors.

Trailer Trash Whore Beverly Enjoys Ass to Mouth Sex

trailer trash whoreI know I am a trailer trash whore. So, do all the men and women in my state. While I trolled for cock at the truck stop last night, I met a new guy. However, he knew all about Beverly the lot lizard. It appears many truckers speak highly of my no limit ways. I love to do all the things good girls never even consider. Paul, the new trucker, wanted an ass to mouth whore. And that’s never been a problem for me. I think my ass taste great. But it is even better mixed with your jizz.

Paul could not believe that I never even hesitated. Clearly, he did not know who he had just met. I am an anal sex whore and a no limits bitch. Silly boy thought he needed lube to fuck my pussy and my ass. Sure, I likely had 30 some years on Paul, but my cunt stays lubricated. And I mean my snatch drips so much all day long it splashes back on my ass. So, any cock can fuck my asshole with ease. Paul seemed shocked that an old bitch would be so juicy and horny.

I am Just an Old No Limits Sort of Woman

He gave me some coke for my troubles. But it was no sweat off my back.  I like to fuck. And he had a decent cock for a white boy. About 9-inches. I am blonde but I am no dumb blonde. Nine inches fits perfectly in any of my fuck holes. I sucked him first. My skills can make a cock harder than ever before. Sure enough, he grew an inch bigger in my old skilled mouth.

He fucked my ass hard. But he saved his cum for my mouth. He wanted to watch me be an ass to mouth whore. No problem. I sucked his dick clean right before he exploded down my throat turning me into a cum guzzling slut. I told him to send me his friends. Never met a man I did not want to suck and fuck.

My Cum Filled Cunt Intoxicates My Brood

cum filled cuntMy daughter loves my cum filled cunt. She tells me often it is her favorite treat. She enjoys licking my creampies. But her favorite creampie belongs to her brother. She enjoys the taste of his spunk in my cunt. Like doubly taboo for her to eat her brother’s cum from the pussy that bore her. And I love that I created such a taboo whore.

But my son can get kinky too. Although he identifies as a straight male, he sometimes enjoys a creampie too. My son and daughter spent last night with me because it was my daughter’s birthday. And I wanted a family celebration like we did when they were young. Of course, back then neither of them qualified as a creampie slut yet. But with me as their mother, it appeared inevitable.

I came home with a messy pussy. But that happens daily. Just not everyday do I find my son and daughter waiting for me. I knew they would be coming over. However, I thought they would arrive later. But it did not appear to be a problem for either of them that I smelled like a porn star after a gang bang. I think the smell of cum intoxicates us all.

We Are All Cum Whores In This Family

So, I did not need the shower I planned on taking before they arrived. They seemed just as greedy for second hand cum as I was for firsthand cum, LOL. I sat on the couch, spread my legs and let my son and daughter go to town on my messy cunt. They exchanged holes with their tongues like good siblings sharing their toys, LOL. I love that I raised no taboo offspring. Vanilla is an ice cream flavor and never a type of sex. Not with us at least.

Of course, once my son and daughter cleaned up my sloppy wet pussy, my boy dirtied it up again. But my daughter went right to town on it. A cum filled pussy is a beautiful thing to waste. Do you agree?

Cum Guzzling Slut on Easter and Every Other Day

cum guzzling slutFor Easter I am going to be a cum guzzling slut. Okay, who am I kidding, LOL. I am always a cum guzzling whore. My addiction to cum controls me. Although I love to party and snort my coke and smoke my weed, I am not addicted to either. However, I am addicted to cum. I am the only woman I know who keeps cum in her freezer. It is like a hurricane preparedness supply. I never want to run out of it or find myself with a day that I cannot get any jizz fresh from the source.

My son came over last night and brought friends. When he visited the night before, he knew my cum stash looked low. How sweet is my son? He knows his mother is a cum dumpster whore. But he that by himself he could not cum enough for me. So, he invited 10 of his friends to help replenish my low stock. My son makes me so happy and proud. He really takes care of me.

The Only Thing I am Truly Addicted To is Cum

No Easter sunrise service for me. However, I was still up when the sun came up. Ten boys plus my son kept me busy. Everyone wanted to cum in one of my old holes. But they also wanted to cum in a pitcher for me so I could freeze their sperm. They each came a couple times in my sperm catcher. And I don’t mean my pussy this time.

Younger men can come more. Same for black men. So, when I need to replenish my cum stash, I either get the teen boys in the trailer park to lend me their cocks, or I take my pitcher down to the truck stop to collect some nigger seed. But this time my son rescued me. I love his cum the most. Honestly, it tastes so yummy.

If you enjoy cum eating phone sex like I do, perhaps we can share a cum cocktail together. Cheers to me for being a cum whore.

Trailer Trash Whore Beverly Livens Up Any Party

trailer trash whoreYou can count on a trailer trash whore to liven up a party. I have a great friend from the right side of the tracks. We grew up in the trailer park together, but she had smarts and went to college. But she ended up majoring in Mrs., LOL. She met a man who came from money, married him and now lives in a fancy mansion. You can take the girl out of the trailer park. However, you can never take the trailer park out of the girl.

Stacy will always be a hood rat even in designer clothes and shoes. She held a party last week and wanted me to come. She invited no one I knew, but I do not need to know anyone to be the life of a party. I dressed up, even styled my hair nicely. I wanted to look somewhat sophisticated. You know, not like a trashy milf, LOL. 

And as suspected the party bored me to tears. However, a couple brought their young teen son. New meat for me. I have fucked all the young boys in my trailer park. I felt like I was due something new. So, I flirted with the lad discreetly. But I could tell he never encountered a woman like me before. Even though I wore a nice dress, I did not wear panties. I never do wear them.

You Can Take the Whore Out of The Trailer Park But Not the Trailer Park Out of the Whore

I flashed the boy my shaved cunt, and his eyes got huge. So, I knew he wanted some of what I just offered him. I took him upstairs, away from the crowd, and we fucked in a closet. I swear that closet felt larger than my bedroom. Although the boy did not appear to be a virgin, I suspected he never fucked a milf before. My mouth sucked his cock back to life after a first quick cum. And for round two, I let him fuck my ass. Popped his ass cherry. Well, sort of. I became his first anal sex whore.

I went back to the party smelling like taboo sex and leaking the boy’s jizz on the floor of my friend’s fancy mansion. Perhaps, I should wear panties. Nah. It is too much fun being a dirty trailer park slut.