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Trashy MILF Halloween

trashy milfI live to be a trashy milf, especially during Halloween. My trailer park had trick or treating last night. I was not sure how it was going to go with social distancing and everything, but this is Florida, and we are not exactly following CDC protocols. I figured there would be fewer little ones knocking on my door, but just in case I was wrong, I had a mountain of candy. I dressed as Daisy Duke. I looked like an 80s whore lol. The munchkins liked it though. I got some whistles, cat calls and social media information. At the end of the night, I had a lot of candy and a wet pussy. Those little ghouls and goblins were my treat and I wanted to be their trick. Their dirty old trick. A few boys who flirted with me earlier during the candy distribution came back around 9 pm and asked if they could have some more. I invited them inside my trailer. I was hoping I was the more they wanted. They wanted candy and pussy. They got both. They even got candy in my pussy. I had to get them to eat my old pussy somehow. One of the women here at this company gave me the idea. I put little Hershey’s candy bars up my cunt and let the chocolate melt. Those little boys learned to eat sloppy wet pussy last night. I was a sticky mess. They had melted chocolate mixed with cunt juice all over their little faces. I think I may have turned them into addicts. Chocoholics lol. They fucked me too. Tiny little hairless peckers humped away in my old fuck holes. I think the melted chocolate helped thicken my cunt so their cocks could stay inside me until they nutted. I think Halloween is my favorite holiday.

Big Dick Sucker and BBC Whore

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If you are a BBC whore, you are a big dick sucker. I know how to sword swallow. I was at this trailer park Halloween Party last night. Instead of bobbing for apples, we bobbed for cocks. This was a Queen of Spades party. Know what those are? It is a sex party where white women fuck only black men. Most of the women in my trailer park only fuck black guys. I am a BBC whore too, but I do not limit myself to only black cock. I am an equal opportunity slut. Big is big regardless of the race or age. I was crowned the Queen of Spades at this Halloween party. It made many women jealous, especially since I do have a Queen of Spades tattoo. The guys judged on skill alone and I can swallow more cock per inch without gagging than any official Queen of Spades. I can also swallow more cum in one setting than any of them combined. That is because I am in my 50s and these other women were more than half my age. I thank the Kardashians for creating a generation of young black cock sluts. I have been sucking cock since I was a young girl hooking with my trailer trash whore mother. She taught me how to suck big dicks using garden vegetables so I would not puke. I swear, I have no gag reflex and I have been sucking cock for 40 years. I told the princesses of spades to watch and learn. I drained every black man there. I motor boated their balls and drained them dry. I got gang banged too. I was crowned the winner when all their cum shots landed on my face and tits. I let the amateurs lick their cum off my body. No sense letting black spunk go to waste, right?

A Blonde Fucking Whore on Taco Tuesday

blonde fuckingI am a blonde fucking whore. Natural blonde too. Blondes have more fun. I am just a dirty old bimbo. I was born in a trailer park and I will go out in one too. I have a Tuesday night ritual. Tacos and cock. There is this little greasy Mexican place around the corner with the best tacos and the cheapest Tequila. I go every Tuesday, fatten myself up and get drunk. Last night, I ate the worm. There was more alcohol content in that little worm than the 5 shots I did. It hit me quickly too. I was not even finished eating yet when I realized I was buzzed. The Mexican waiter was cute. Brown, black, yellow or white. I do not discriminate. I love all cock. I know a little Spanish from the trailer park. Not enough to talk in Spanish, but I can ask how big your cock is and say want to fuck in a few different languages. Never hurts to be prepared, right? He just kept nodding his head and saying Si. Horny bastard left his job mid shift to follow me back to my trailer for some drunk sex porn. He may have lost a job over some old pussy. In case he lost his job, I wanted to make sure I banged the fuck out of him. I hoped on his hard cock and took him for a ride. My pussy was sloppy wet. I slid up and down his thick shaft. He was talking a mile a minute, but I had no clue what he was saying. Did not really matter because his cock was filling my pussy up with his brown seed. I was loving every inch of his cock. There is never a language barrier when a cock is in a pussy. Being a trashy milf keeps me busy and racially inclusive. My pussy never discriminates.

Trashy MILF Crashes a Party

trashy milfThis trashy milf crashed a party last night. You cannot keep me away from a party. I crave them. I need them. I can smell a horny party boy a mile away. I heard the music, saw the cars. I knew the trailer. The mom is a stripper and she has three teen boys. I have fucked them all before when school was in session. At various times, the boys have stopped by my trailer on the way to the bus stop to enjoy some mature pussy and ass. They love fucking me. I felt confident that I could crash their party and be welcomed. I put on some daisy dukes and a tank top. My ass was hanging out, my nipples were erect, and my pussy was ripe. I was sure that a blind man could smell how horny I was last night. I walked my skanky ass down to the trailer that was rocking, and it was not the boys having the party but the stripper whore mom. She is not a fan of mine. It was a Saturday night. That is like a prime night at a strip club. I assumed while momma was working the pole, her horny boys were having a party. Once I saw her, I acted like I was walking to another trailer. She knew I was looking for her sons. She was in a good mood. She sent me inside the trailer. She was smoking some good shit. I could smell it. The boys were in their bedroom playing video games, staying hidden per mommy’s instructions. They were happy to see me. While mommy was playing with adults, trailer trash whore Beverly was fucking her sons. They pumped me full of boy seed. For hours we fucked, and I could moan loudly too because momma and her friends were playing loud music and talking. By the time I slithered back home, the lads’ momma was passed out in the living room and so were some of her friends. I walked out of her trailer full of her boys’ seed and she likely will not even remember I was there.

Taboo Phonesex Celebration

taboo phonesexI am a taboo phonesex whore. I proudly do the things most women do not even consider. Case in point. It was my son’s birthday yesterday. He is officially a quarter of a century. 25 is a big birthday milestone, so I wanted to make it special. Unlike me, my son is very smart. I mean book smart. I am street smart. He has a good job thankfully and he never lost it during this health crisis. He worked from home for months, but now that Florida is open again, he is back in the office. I bought a cake and wrapped his presents and went to his office for a birthday surprise. I was wearing a sexy dress but that was simply because I had to be in public. I had a mask on too because it is required where he works. I thought it might give me some anonymity, but people still recognized me as his trashy milf mama. He is 25. No big deal that I fuck him, I thought to myself. He does not work for the moral police. I sang him Happy Birthday and pulled off my dress. I had on sexy black lingerie. I shut the door and fucked my birthday boy on his desk. I have no shame. I was a bit loud, so I know his co-workers knew what was going on. I did not care. Neither did my son. I was naked riding his dick when there was a knock on the door. My son said come in. It threw me, but it was his birthday. His co-workers wanted to join the fun. I never have issue with being a gangbang whore. No better reason for a gang bang than my son’s birthday either. You only turn 25 once. Might as well celebrate with hot taboo fucking with your mommy and friends.

Druggy Porn Star in a Dive Bar

druggy pornWhen you fancy yourself a druggy porn star, nothing is off limits. My son and daughter always tell me I can only get so high. Bullshit. I can get as high as the sky. And when I do, I crave cum. I crave freaky ass sex. I was a naughty old whore this week. I went to this dive bar to meet a guy about getting some coke. He stood me up. I still had fun. There were guys willing to share a pinch in exchange for head. I give awesome blow jobs. My middle name is Hoover because I suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I swallow too. I love to swallow cum. Well, once one dude saw me blowing a guy, he wanted a blow job too. Well, I was not giving head away for free. Not last night at least. I needed more coke. But beggars cannot be choosers, so I was happy to take whatever they wanted to give me. I got some joints, some gummies, some coke, a couple Oxy, a bunch of shots and a whole lot of cum. I swallowed a few dozen loads of jizz. It was a win for me. Sure, I went to score more coke, but it would have coast me a few hundred dollars. Instead, I used my oral skills and got all sorts of things for free. Why pay when you can trade?

Creampie Slut and Cum Junkie

creampie slutI am a creampie slut. That just means even my cunt is a cum junkie. Honestly, I cannot get enough cum ever. The more my pussy gets the more it wants. I am such a cum junkie that I store as much cum inside me until I feel like I am going to burst. Then, I piss out the cum. I love to lick cum off a saucer. It is because I am a jizz junkie. What I do not eat, I freeze for those days I want cum and it might take me a few minutes to get a cock over. This pandemic makes it harder to get cock. Do not get me wrong. I am a trashy milf. I can get cock when I want it. I just cannot always get it immediately. So, sometimes as I am waiting naked for a lover to come nail me, I suck on a frozen cube of spunk. Last night was Friday night. That is when I stock up on cum and cock. Instead of going to the truck stop, the truck stop came to me. Big D and several other truckers showed up around midnight with beer, coke and hard cocks. They were ready to party. I got so much cum inside me that I filled up two ice trays of cum and still managed to drink a few glasses full too. I was doing lines off cocks and getting tag teamed. Sometimes, I got double stuffed. Two big cocks in my pussy at once means double loads of jizz. I was fucking high as a kite too which means they could have put fists in my fuck holes, and I would have begged for more. I was begging for more. More cum. I am such a cum dumpster. I can never have too much white protein.

Dream Fucking a Trashy Milf

trashy milfWhen you are a trashy milf, every young boy in town knows where you live. That is why I have an open-door policy. I never lock my doors. I do not have intruders. I have welcomed horny guests who take advantage of my pussy and ass at all hours of the night. On the weekends, the horny teen boys in town like to party in the trailer park. They have a kegger at some one’s trailer and when the booze and weed kicks in, they find their way to my trailer with hard dicks. About 5 boys entered my bedroom around 5 am reeking of weed and stale beer. I love that smell. They were giggling and stumbling. I turned the light on, and their faces were priceless. They thought they were in trouble. I told them my pussy was already full of cum, but they were welcome to deposit some more. I can never have a cum filled cunt that is too full of cum. Young boys do not care about creampies. They welcome an easy pussy. They just want to fuck. I spread my legs still half asleep and hungover and took their loads.  None of them lasted long. I fell back asleep. I woke up for my shift around noon and thought it was a dream. Just a really hot dream. I went to pee and cum fell out of my cunt like a flooded river. Then I knew it was just a late night gang bang for this old whore.

Trashy MILF Beverly

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I love being a trashy milf. I tease all the youngsters in my trailer park. I have been forced to get creative since the young boys no longer gather at the bus stop in front of my trailer. I live in Florida, so the pool is still open. Although there is no lifeguard, the boys and girls often hang out there in the day instead of doing their homeschooling. I put on my skimpy orange bikini, high heels and went trolling for young flesh. Boys of a certain age ogle any woman scantily clad. I like dressing inappropriate for me age. How else are boys supposed to know I am down to fuck? I am like the pied piper of young boys. I strut my skanky ass around the pool, and they follow me back to my trailer. I had 7 boys this morning before I started my shift. I love being a gangbang whore for teen boys. They are like an endless supply of energy and cum. They can be greedy with my fuck holes, but luckily when they are young, I can stuff two at a time in either hole. I managed to get three in my pussy at once this morning, so I could accommodate all 7 of them. This is because I am a black cock whore too. Those big black cocks have stretched my cunt out more than my son or daughter did when I was giving birth to them. Those young boys did not care that I was a mommy or a black cock whore. They just cared that my fuck wholes were open to them. I tell all the young boys, schools may be closed, pools may be closed, hell beaches may be closed, but my old fuck holes are always open because I am a trailer trash whore.

Friday Nights are for Dirty Phone Sex

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Friday nights are for dirty phone sex fun. I have sort of a Friday night ritual. I get high and head to the truck stop. Friday night is the busiest night there. Truckers from all over converge at the Loves to shower, shave and fuck. Every lot lizard knows truckers have the best coke. Years ago, someone made No Doz illegal to sell anymore because truckers were getting whacked out on it and causing accidents. Get rid of one thing, and folks find a good alternative. Coke is a great alternative. Plus, truckers have the best shit. I go down on Friday nights and exchange pussy for cocaine because I am a hot blonde fucking whore. Truckers will not pay for pussy. They do not need too. Lot lizard skanks are drawn to them like moths to the flame. That is because truckers have the good coke, like the shit from Columbia and places like that. I partied an hour in one cab, them moved on to the next cab. I would do some lines, give head or let a trucker fuck me depending on how much coke he would share with me. The last cab of the night, I was there for hours because if I serviced all his friends, he was willing to be generous with his cocaine. Hell, yes. I am a dirty whore. I love cum. I love cock, so I let 6 truckers fuck all my holes for hours. They could have fucked me for days if they wanted because the coke was that good. I came home wobbly. My legs were pinned behind my ears for quite a while. Cum was streaming down my thighs. I am a cum dumpster, so that was no big deal. Nothing is a big deal when you got free coke to last you a couple weeks. Good coke too. Not totally free, I guess, but well worth the hardcore fucking.