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I was a K9 cum guzzling slut this morning. Did you know there was a National Love You Pets Day this month? Neither did I until I traded favors with this guy who owns an auto shop repair. His place is in the seedy part of town, but seedy does not scare me. Neither does a big junk yard dog. I had a minor fender bender yesterday that fucked up my bumper, trunk and my back tires. Apparently, the rims were fucked up on my wheels and that is where the real cost comes in. Aaron, the car shop repair dude, gave me a price that was way out of my budget. He told me he could make me a deal. He was looking for a skanky whore to make a furry friend video with for National Love Your Pets Day. His 4-legged best friend seemed enamored with me anyway. He was sniffing my crotch and humping my leg when I came into the shop.
In exchange for being a cum guzzling slut for his furry buddy, he would do all the car repairs for free. I could not pass up that opportunity. I mean it is not like I am some upstanding woman. I am a trailer park whore who has done far worse for coke. I like being nasty sometimes. I told him to roll the film because I was ready for my close up. I squatted down on the ground. My dress hiked up, my panties to the side. I thought my scent would entice the furry beast and it did. That four-legged cutie strutted over with his red rocket at attention. He licked my bald pussy until I came. It was like he knew just where to lick. I think Rover has done this before! Aaron had his dick out as he watched his furry BFF lick my old cunt. I turned around so he could lick my ass too. I was definitely loving his pet and he was loving me.
I got down on all fours and that furry prince mounted me. His slimy red rocket pumped in and out of me like the horny beast he was. He drooled down my back. I was rubbing my clit fast because I love being a nasty freak. I thought Rover would nut in my pussy, but he knew I was a cum guzzling slut. He waited for my mouth. I turned around to face him. I laid on my back per Aaron’s direction, and my four-legged costar walked over my face so I could swallow his slimy load. The entire movie was no longer than 20 minutes, but Aaron said it was the perfect video for National Love Your Pets Day. Twenty minutes of nasty fun and a belly full of red rocket juice, and my car was fixed for free. Not a bad trade at all in my opinion.
I was a druggy porn star this weekend. My son and his friend came over to give me an early Valentine’s Day present. My son’s best friend is a dealer. He can get anything. I told him I wanted to try some Molly. In the 70s, I tried LSD and every variety of mushroom I could. My daughter says I am so vintage with my coke habit because Molly is the newest sex drug. So, Trevor brought me an array of things to sample. He assured me the Molly was good and not cut with anything dangerous like Fentanyl. I just want to party like a rock star. I do not want to die like one. He brought me Molly, X, weed and coke. Plus, he brought me his big dick. Out of all my son’s friends, Trevor is my favorite and not because of the drugs he gives me. It is because of his 13-inch, thick dick. Trevor lost his virginity to this trashy milf when he was in high school. He loves to party with me and fuck me. On that Molly I was super orgasmic. I was coming everywhere. His hard and big cock found its way to my G-spot, and I was a sloppy wet mess. My son and daughter told me that it was the Molly making me cum so hard. How did I not ever know this before? I felt so late to the game. At one point while I was tripping, Trevor and my son both shoved their dicks in my asshole at once. Two big cocks gaped my puckered rosebud. I could feel their cum dripping out of me at a steady rate like a leaky faucet. Molly is the shit. By the time I came too, I was a cum dumpster. I had my son and Trevor’s jizz in my hair, running down my back and leaking out my pussy and ass. I think Molly might be my favorite way to fuck now.
I am a cum guzzling slut. There is no shame in my game either. I enjoy sucking cuck. I want that cum. I could live on cum and that is no joke. I have cum in my freezer. Every morning the cream in my coffee is 2 cubes of cum from the freezer. When I get low on my supply, I hunt for cock. A trailer park whore like me never has trouble finding cocks to suck. Black cocks, white cocks, young cocks, old cocks all want my mouth on their dicks. Most men never get their balls drained as often as they need, so if a sexy lot lizard sex whore wants to give them free head, they rarely say no. Hell, they never say no. I went down to the truck stop with my pitcher which acts like a cum catcher. I start knocking on cabs. I work my way down the back row, come up the middle row and go back down the front row of trucks. Sort of like my pattern of up and down on those cum filled cocks I am slurping. The truck lot was full this morning too because of the rain. It was pouring down so hard that most truckers would not be able to see the white lines on the road. Mother nature worked with me for once. I had plastic wrap to keep the cum I collected dry. I think I knocked on like 45 cabs. And all 45 truckers were happy to give me a cum deposit. I mean what is it to them what I do with their jizz? They got free head on a rainy day. I was not swallowing today. I spit back all but one load. That one load was special because it belonged to the young son of one of the truckers. I wanted that load in my belly. My freezer is now full of cum again. And this trailer trash whore does not have to worry about running out of jizz for her coffee.
I love being a trashy milf. My son loves it too. I have been fucking my son since he was knee high. Even when I was married, my son was more of a man than his father. I am pretty sure my son is not my ex-husband’s boy. I was a whore all through our marriage. That is why my husband and I divorced. He was not cool with me getting cock on the side, especially big black cock. He thought his 4-inch nub should be more than enough for me. It is not more than enough for any woman, ever. I caught glimpses of our young son in the shower or taking a leak and was impressed. At his young age, he was already bigger than he father. No way he was my husband’s boy. My husband likely guessed it too, which is why he walked out of our lives and never looked back. I raised my son and daughter well. I hooked to make money just like my mother did. Then I started working for this phone sex line and made even more money. My son has grown up knowing his mother is a whore. He is proud of me too. I made him popular in school because all his friends would come over to fuck me. I never say no to young cock. I only say know to full-grown men with shrimp dicks. I did a small dick once and look how that turned out. My son is all grown up now, but he still loves his sexy mommy. He has been staying with me for a few days. We have been partying and fucking. He has watched me take some big black dicks and helped himself to some sloppy seconds too. He is inviting some of his old high school friends over tonight for a gang bang reunion. I love having my son around because I can be my true trailer trash whore self in front of him. The trashier I am, the more he loves me.
Being an anal cum dumpster makes me popular. And not always for the reasons you might think. There is this one trucker who always pays me for my time. He does not have blow like the truckers I fuck. He gives me cash. We do not fuck. I am not even sure he is straight. I do not care if he is or not. I am getting paid. He likes to be my last call at the truck stop because he loves to eat my ass once it is filled to the brim. It often is full too. I am a lot lizard cum dump. All the black truckers love to fuck my skanky holes and fill me with cum. They say my ass is my tightest hole, so an anal sex whore was born at the truck stop. After several black truckers have anally tortured and gaped my ass, I shove a butt plug inside me and hobble to Rico’s cab. He gives me $200, and I feed him my cum filled asshole. He loves eating black spunk from my freshly fucked ass. I do not judge. He is either a black cock faggot or a cuckold. Maybe even both. Two hundred dollars is $200. Easy money. All he is doing to me is scooping out that fresh nigger seed. My daughter loves to clean up my holes too. So, after I have let Rico have first dibs on my cream filled booty, I haul my ass back down to some more cabs to get filled up again. I mean I cannot go home to my daughter with empty fuck holes. I would not be a good trashy milf if I did that. Those black truckers never mind pumping me full of their cum again. I am a cum whore. Are you like Rico? Do you love an anal creampie? Or do you just want to dump your seed in a lot lizard’s asshole like those black truckers?
The life of a cum dumpster is never dull. Down here in Florida it is like 50 degrees. That is cold for this state, but nothing is too cold for me. There were not as many people out and about, but I know where to look when I want to get laid. The truck stops are not busy in the day, but the glory holes are. I know where every glory hole in town is too. A good cum dump knows these things. Hell, I have been so hard up for cum, I have gone to a gay glory hole and drained some homosexuals of their jizz. For the most part, no one cares who is sucking that dick on the other side of the wall. I went to this glory hole in an adult bookstore in the seedy part of town. I wish they would put one on the beach strip, but I guess its bad for family tourism. This bookstore was popping on a holiday. All men. So, when I walked in all eyes were on me. I let them all see my take my skanky ass to the back where the glory holes are. I hoped they would follow me. They did. I got in position and cocks galore were fighting to get in my mouth. Finally, I just knocked on the wall and told them to come on over. I can be a better cum guzzling slut with a wall in the way. I had younger guys, older guys, black guys and white guys. Even a few brown dicks wanted to get blown by me. I was in that glory hole room for over three hours. My belly was so full of cum I thought I might need my stomach pumped. Just joking. Stomach pumps are for amateurs not a trailer park whore like me.