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Do you want to know what a cum dumpster I am? I make my own cum cream cones. I have one of those old-fashioned ice cream makers complete with a tub to churn the milk. I am known as a cum whore. I always have frozen cum in my freezer. I put cum in bags to freeze. I also make cum cubes that I add to my drinks like coffee and lemonade. It was all the stored cum that saved me during the pandemic. You cannot be a cum whore without the cum, right? That is when I started making cum cones. Those hot days alone in my trailer made me miss cock and cum so much. On one hot day, I made a cum cone. A cum dumpster must get creative sometimes. I would make ice cream using more cum than milk. I still have a bunch of cum in the freezer. I guess I am always worried that the bottom might fall out again, so I keep hoarding jizz. Good thing I did too because it is hurricane season again.
The hurricane sort of bypassed Florida this time and went for Louisiana and the Carolinas. We got a lot of nasty rain, however. And when the rain lifted, it was hot as fuck. And nothing cools this old trailer part whore down quicker than a cool cum cone. I invited my daughter over and told her to bring some friends. We had a hurricane survival party. I brought the cum and made the cum cones. Beer and cum cones? Hell yes. Now that is a party. My daughter is a cum whore too. She brought some hot friends. I invited several guys with big black cocks who love white chicks draining their balls. Once my black lovers realized us white chicks were eating cum filled ice cream cones, they wanted to give us more cum.
A cum dumpster like me, never passes on a chance to have more cum. My daughter went around with a pitcher as I sucked, jacked and fucked to get more cum. I love cum. I cannot get enough of it. For me it is like green eggs and ham. I will eat it anywhere, yes I will. My cum cones were a hit with all the girlfriends my daughter brought to the party. But not as popular as all those big black cocks.
White trash phone sex is what I was born to do. I was born in a trailer park. I have lived my entire life in a double wide trailer. I guess you could say I was born on the wrong side of the tracks. When I was in high school, they called me trailer trash Barbie. I was skinny with big boobs and bleach blonde hair. I wore short shorts, high heels and I fucked all the black boys in school and all my friend’s dads and brothers. My reputation goes way back. I was a dirty whore as a teen girl. I am still a dirty whore. In the 4 decades since I was in high school, I have mastered the art of dirty. I love to get high and freaky. I was entertaining a few guys last night. We were drinking PBR and doing lines of coke. It was 6 guys and me. I picked them up in a bar. I could not remember their names. I was not concerned with that. I just wanted their young cocks and all their cum. I was getting anally gang banged. They could not believe what a nasty whore I was. They had not seen anything yet. Taking six guys at once is nothing. I had six loads of cum in my ass. To show them that I am a nasty anal cum dumpster, I shit their jizz out on the floor and licked it up. They were stroking their cocks hard watching me lick their cum off the floor. They told me I was better than any porn star they had seen. Damn right. I am a dirty old whore. I love cum. I love anal sex. I love fucking strangers. I am the best kind of woman. I do everything wives refuse to do.
When you are a big dick sucker, you get a reputation. I do not mind reputations. I love it that guys know I am a cum guzzler and knob slobber. I was hungover this morning. I was up late partying like I am any Friday night. I heard banging on my door early this morning. I think the sun was just barely up too. I am not a morning person because I am a night owl. I keep vampire hours. Well, sort of. That is why you never see me on before noon LOL. When I first heard the banging, I thought perhaps it was my head. But it would not stop. I got up to check the door thinking maybe it was an Amazon delivery. It was a couple young boys. So young I doubted they even had pubes yet. One of them said to me, “I hear you suck big dicks.” I laughed because I knew they could not have big dicks yet. Not based on their age or size. I asked them if they had big dicks for me. One boy was all proud and he said, “Together we have about 10-inches, is that good enough for you?” I laughed. They were precious. Sure, I like my 10 inches to be on one cock, but they were so adorable, and I am always into young boys. I told them to come on in. I was happy to suck their cocks. My guess was they had heard about the trashy milf on Lot 18 who loves to suck cock and fuck. Maybe they heard that I was a size queen. Maybe they just assumed. Either way, I made those horny boys men. Not only did I suck their cocks, but I also let them use me as a three-hole whore. Turns out, their young boy cum was just the hangover cure I needed.