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Being a Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutWhen you live in a trailer park, you are only a stone’s throw away from a cum guzzling slut. Usually, I am the cum guzzling whore, but last night I made a new friend. Trixie is a hooker working from her trailer. She just moved in two doors down from me and one of her clients showed up at my place by mistake. I was intrigued. I wanted to meet the milf hooker who just moved in. I watched and waited till the handsome buck left her place. Then I grabbed a bottle of vodka and a bag of weed and went to introduce myself to my new neighbor. She was happy to have a drink and a joint with me. She is in her 40s. Busty and blonde like me. A trashy milf too. We got to swapping stories and the next thing I knew I was between her legs cleaning up the cum that the handsome buck had just deposited. I was happy to clean up her messy pussy. She tasted good. There was more than one load of spunk in her though. I know my cum. She was filled to the brim with semen. Not after I was done eating her out though. She was clean because I always clean up a cum filled pussy. She wanted to eat me too. We got in the 69-position and ate each other’s pussy and ass. I just met this old broad, and I was already licking her shit box and eating her creampie. This was my kind of woman. She told me she was a hooker for hire and a party woman. I told her I was a trailer trash whore and a party animal. We were destined to be friends. Most women do not like me, so when I find a woman who does, I will latch on to her. Every woman needs a cunt licking friend she can party with, right?

Creampie Slut

creampie slut

Are you a creampie slut? There is no shame in admitting that you like sloppy seconds. I do not think eating cum from a cunt or ass makes your gay. Maybe guzzling it from a cock might be a different story, but there is something hot about cleaning up a woman’s messy pussy. My son loves it. So does my daughter, but she is a cum junkie like her mother. My son was over this morning because he knew I would wake up with a creamy load because I would have been at the truck stop last night. My boy knows me so well. Like he had me pegged. I had not been asleep long when he came into my bedroom with coffee and donuts. I was horny. In need of the hair of the dog that bit me. I was doing Tequila shots with a few men at the truck stop last night. That led to fucking which led to me coming home with a cum filled cunt. I was too drunk and high to shower before bed. Plus, I am not really that kind of girl. I am sure you know the kind of girl I am talking about. The kind of girl who does not swallow and must brush her teeth immediately after giving you head, and she showers right after sex too. It is like she cannot wait to get your seed off her body. I am not like that. I will savor that cum all day long. All night long too. I will sleep with chunks of cum in my hair and cum stuffed in all my holes. My son knows that and when he feels extra perverted, he pays his trashy milf mommy a visit to taste her cum filled holes. It is the best way to wake up in the morning. My son licked me all over but focused on the areas with jizz. Once he cleaned me up, he left me full of cum again, which is just the way I like to be: covered in cum.

Water Sports Sex at the Truck Stop

water sports sexWater sports sex is not an everyday thing for me, but if a guy wants me to piss on him, who am I to say no or judge? This was a loser white boy, of course. That was probably obvious, LOL.  I go to the truck stop a few nights a week. I pick up a lot of black cock at the truck stop. I find a lot of men down to party with me. Occasionally, it is some bitch boy like Leroy who has no cock but lots of coke. He was not looking to fuck me. Unlike my small dick ex-husband, Leroy has accepted his short comings. He knew he could never fuck a hot trailer trash whore like me. I asked him what he was offering then. He was the one that approached me about some coke he wanted to share. I know it is ass or grass, but nobody rides for free. He wanted a hot bitch to pee on him. I was like is that all? I mean he had a huge bag of coke that would have been $500 easily if I had to go to a dealer for a fix. He spewed out this sob story about being a humiliation junkie but struggling to find some one for water sports. Golden showers or brown showers, if you are paying me cash, grass or powder, I am in. What do I care that some small dick wonder wants me to give him a golden shower? I have done a lot worse things than pissing sex for coke, LOL. I got in his cab with him, snorted a couple lines and guzzled a Big Gulp of lemonade. That turned me into a pissing machine. I coated him head to toe in my golden nectar. He was like some horny monkey in a cage, basking in the glory of my sunshine and wanking his little nub. Sure, he was one pathetic loser, but I got the biggest bag of coke from our deal and it only cost me a Big Gulp. Now, that was a steal.

Cum Guzzling Slut Beverly

cum guzzling slutI love being a cum guzzling slut. Cum is my number one source of protein. I love cum so much, I freeze it. With it being hot as fuck again in Florida, I am ready to have iced coffee in the mornings. That means I need cum cubes. During the hotter times in Florida, I collect cum and freeze it. My daughter came over for the holiday weekend to help me guzzle some spunk. When her mommy is catching cum to freeze, we cannot swallow. Now, we can snowball and savor, just not swallow. We hosted a Memorial Day party. Supplied all the booze and pussy. Told the men and the boys there that they could fuck us both. If they did not want to wait their turn and give us a cum filled cunt, they could jack off into a pitcher so we could save the cum. I give a new meaning to the term cum catcher. I needed at least an entire pitcher of cum to make enough cum cubes for the next week or two. I like to start every morning with a bump of coke and a shot of cum. Do not get me wrong. I love cock. I need to get fucked on a regular basis, but I can get laid anywhere. With school out for the summer, no horny boys in front of my trailer needing their balls drained which gives me that protein I need to start my day. I do not get up super early in the summers. I stay up late partying and fucking, sleep until noon, then get up and do a shot of cum and decide my day. If I have coke and cum first thing when I wake up, I can focus on my day. My daughter and I were successful cum dumpster whores over the weekend. We managed to fill two pitchers of creamy jizz and that makes a shit ton of cum cubes for this dirty old whore.

Trashy Milf Beverly

trashy milfThis is how this trashy milf looks when school is in session. I sit on my couch facing my window showing off my old pussy. My hungry snatch brings all the boys to my trailer. Now that school is over, there are no busses outside my trailer with horny boys waiting to go to school. I love horny boys. They love me. I have summer pick up spots like the beach and trailer park pool. But some boys still come by for an earlier morning ball draining. I was up late last night. I was super high on coke and had to take an Ambien to sleep otherwise this druggy porn star would have been up all night. I am glad I took it too because I would not have been in good shape to entertain the three schoolboys who woke me up this morning. I do love a horny schoolboy, but three? That meant I got to be a total whore. A three-hole whore to be exact. I got down on all fours like a good trashy whore and took a boy dick in all three of my holes. Cum was oozing down my thighs on to the carpet. I am sure my carpet is full of cum and coke, LOL. Those boys have not been laid in a week. Since school ended for the summer, they jack off. No pussy though. One of the boys suggested we see if I was home and horny. I am not always home, but I am always horny. A trailer trash whore like me will never say no to young boys in need of a ball draining. I am a cum whore. I do not care how I get the cum, if I get the cum. I got three cum loads in each hole. Then they rotated and I got three more loads. I had 6 loads of cum in me before I even started to work. I still have cum in my cunt too. I love playing with my creampie on calls.

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fuckingI am a blonde fucking whore. I was not born a blonde, but I have been blonde since the 80s. Blondes do have more fun. Black guys love blondes. I think we are a novelty to black guys. They love the contrast and the difference from black women. Black guys, however, are not the only guys who prefer blondes. No, I am not talking about gentlemen. I am talking about boys. Young boys love blonde cougars. Boys are conditioned from porn to think blondes are more fun and wilder in the sheets. Most porn stars are blonde. Most porn stars look like me to a schoolboy: blonde, buxom and mature. Now that school is over for the summer, I must find my horny schoolboys elsewhere. During the school year, it is easy because the bus stop is in front of my trailer. The boys come by for a ball draining in the morning and after school. Now, that it is summer, I can pick up horny boys at the trailer park pool, the beach and the skate park. Young boys love a blonde trashy milf. This weekend, I was at the trailer park pool. No one is ever there but me and horny youngsters. I cram my big tits into a tiny bikini top and shake my goods. I draw them to me like moths to a flame. I remind them of their moms, or porn stars. They think I will do anything a porn star will. The reality is I will do a lot more than any porn star will. I will let a bunch of young boys gang bang my old twat and ass at the trailer park pool in the daylight. This weekend, I must have taken 40 or some loads from every boy in my trailer park. Some of them I fucked a few times. Nothing hotter than being a cum dumpster for young boys. I am teaching them that women that look like me are there for their sexual pleasure. And, we are.

Born for BBC Phone Sex

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex is my jam. My comfort zone. I am good at it because I am a BBC slut. My mom was one in the 70s. She was a big whore. My dad would be on the road for weeks at a time and my mother would fuck black men in our trailer. For years, I watched her in awe of her big dick sucking skills. When I got older, I helped her with those black cocks. My mom took money from black men for sex. She also took money from them so they could fuck me. My cherry was popped by a much older black man with an 8-inch cock. My mom said he was the smallest she fucked and my tight little cunnie would make him feel like a king. It made me feel like a Queen. A Queen of spades. Although, I never got a tattoo, I am still a dirty bbc whore, full of bbc sex stories. One of my mother’s old lovers, Tyrone came looking for her. I live in the same trailer I was born in. Of course, I have updated it. I told him my mother died a few years back. He thought maybe I was her. We look alike. She got knocked up with me when she was in high school. When he realized I was her daughter, his dick came alive in his pants. I could tell he had a monster cock. I told him I was a BBC whore just like my momma. He told me he offered my momma money to fuck me, but she declined because his dick, which is 12 inches, would have destroyed my schoolgirl cunt. He is in his late 60s now, but his dick still works. I fucked him. Of course, I did. I let him turn me into a cum dumpster. Why wouldn’t I? Age is never a factor for me. I mean a hard cock is a hard cock!

Druggy Phone Sex Orgy

druggy phone sexI love druggy phone sex. Saturday nights are party nights. Every night is a party night for me though. I do not have too many days where I do not get high. Last night, I stayed in. Now, I was not alone. I had some neighbor guys stop by to fuck and party. I had plans to work but I was having too much fun fucking and doing lines off cocks. It started with me and a couple trailer park boys, but some how world of mouth got out that I was giving away my pussy and ass for free. I am a whore. Of course, I was giving it up for free. Now, if guys wanted to bring me some coke, or weed or even booze, I am not going to say no. I am a trailer trash whore. I spread for just about anything. After a couple hours, I realized I had more men in my trailer than capacity. The fire marshal would not be happy with me, but no one was reporting me. Men were getting free cunt and ass. I become a nasty freak in the sheets when I am high. I let men put a couple cocks in a hole at a time. I love getting quadruple penetrated. It was a mix of guys. Black and white, old and young. I think by 4 am I had every man in the trailer park in my little trailer running a train on me. I had cum oozing out of my ass and pussy. My face was covered in coke and cum. I had chunks of cum in my blonde locks too. I woke up this morning in my bed with 6 guys. My trailer looked like a hurricane came through it. I looked at my phone, and apparently, I made a few druggy porn flicks too. At least with the videos I was able to piece together what a whore night I had.

Men Need Phone Sex Sluts

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts are what every man needs. We do the things wives no longer do if they ever did. I was married to a white man. Why? I think to appease my racist father and grandfather. I did all the nasty things wives usually do not do. The problem was my husband had a small cock. Like so small I had to put cheaters on to see it. I tried to be a good wife and a doting mother, but I needed something I could feel. Apparently, my husband needed something he could feel too. He was cheating on me with coeds. Why they wanted his tiny dick is beyond me. My guess, daddy issues. I was fucking black guys and I birthed a boy and a girl, so my pussy was not tight for a 4-inch dick. It is tight for all those bbc’s I take though. I will never marry again. I have too much fun fucking different men. I enjoy being a trailer trash whore. I still do all the shit I did when married like suck cock, swallow cum, take it in the ass and threesomes. Just now no one owns me. No one controls me. And no one disappoints me. I fuck who I want, when I want and where I want. I like being a dirty whore. I can have 10 cocks in a night if I want and do not have to lie about who I was with or what I was doing. Last night, I had a gang bang. I fucked 22 guys from my trailer park. Most were black, but I had a few Mexican cocks and white dicks mixed in. Some young guys too. I just like cock and cum. As long as the cock is bigger than my ex-husband’s dick, I am happy being a dirty gangbang whore.

Eating My Daughter’s Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntI love a cum filled cunt. When my daughter has one, I cannot help myself. Her and I went out Saturday night. We dressed up sluttier than normal and hit this club in the good part of town. We wanted to fuck the other half. You know, party with rich boys with hard cocks. They look at women like me and my daughter as easy lays. That is because we are easy lays. We are the kind of women who will fuck you in the bathroom of a packed club and do lines on the bar. We found these rich frat boys down to party with two trailer park whores. They had coke too. They knew we were skanks. Just a trashy milf and her trashy daughter. We fucked them in the men’s bathroom. Did some bumps off their cocks then let them run a train on us on the bathroom floor. More guys came in the bathroom, but instead of peeing they joined the gang bang. My daughter and I started doing more lines off cocks while we got fucked. Our pussies were wet and dripping cum, but we just got filled with more cum. We are such nasty whores. I do not know how many cocks we took, but it was a lot. I was too drunk to drive home. Same for my daughter, so we called an Uber. It was a long ride home, so I ate her cunt in the back of our driver’s car. I mean if I didn’t do that, her pussy would have leaked all over his seat. He did not mind. In fact, he pulled over and fucked us both. I still think he should have comped us the ride. He did get some free sloppy seconds. His cock was big, but not as big as those college dudes we partied with. Just another wild night in the lot lizard sex whore chronicles.