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I love being a cum dumpster. I do not need a holiday to celebrate that I am a cum whore, but long weekends are always busy times at the truck stop. I am a lot lizard. And according to the truckers, I am like a primo skank. The most coveted piece of ass at the truck stop will always be me. That is because I am not a meth head. I don’t do smack either. I am a vintage coke whore. Those are hard to find theses days in the era of designer and prescription drugs. I do not mess with Fentanyl or Oxy. That shit makes your body ugly quickly. I am just an old-fashioned druggy porn star who takes pride in her body. I want to luck good while fucking, but more importantly, I want men to want to fuck me. And last night at the truck stop, they were all fucking me. The other whores were not happy. Not my fault they did not look as good as me. They were all younger than me too. That went to my head a bit if I am being honest. I love showing up the lot lizard whores.
I had never seen that many trucks in the bay over a holiday weekend. Never. I know I was not the reason they were there. I was the reason, however, that they stayed so long instead of getting back on the road. My truck stop has shower bays and a restaurant, but this blonde trashy milf is the main reason that truckers stayed longer. I was cab hopping. I would fuck one trucker and do some coke with him, then bounce to the other trucker and have some fun with him. I did about twenty-five truckers last night. Some were black, some were white. All were horny for this old broad. And I was horny for their cum.
I am a cum guzzling slut. Everyone who knows me, understands this. It is getting to be cum cube season. Do you know what that means? It means that I need to start collecting as much cum as I can to keep it on hand for those extra hot days. Nothing cools off a dirty old cougar better than a cum cube. I will suck on them. I will put them in my drink. I will put them in my pussy too, or my ass. My hot holes melt a cum cube quickly which makes me feel like I just got a hot load shot inside me. I am a cum dumpster. Men in my trailer park get excited for cum cube season too. No one minds contributing jizz to my cause. Last night, I entertained several younger men in my trailer who wanted nothing more than to give me some cum to freeze. It was a struggle not to swallow it. I love cum. I have always been a swallower. In fact, I could easily swallow a gallon of a cum a day. But I was on a mission. I had to be good. I had a pitcher near me. When a guy would shoot his load in my mouth, I would spit it out in the pitcher. Some guys could give me two loads. I think I sucked off 10 guys last night, 5 of them twice. So, I had 15 loads of cum. That filled one ice tray completely. Cum is denser than water, so you need more of it to fill up an ice tray. I want thick cum cubes. I froze my loads immediately last night and tested one this morning. So, fucking yummy. This trashy milf has only just begun. Every night, for all of summer, I will guzzle as many cocks as I can and save the jizz for my cum cubes. This old broad needs all the cum she can get.
This blonde fucking whore had a great night. Usually, on the weekends I am whoring myself out at the truck stop for coke or weed. Last night, however, my son and a bunch of his friends wanted to party with me. How could I say no to that? Sure, they were white dicks, but I am a party mom, and a bunch of young white men can fuck my old whore pussy hard. I wanted to be gangbanged. I wanted to party with my boy. I love my son. His dick is way bigger than my asshole ex-husband. I cheated a lot, so there is a good chance, my ex is not my son’s baby daddy. Anyway, the boys brought booze. This trailer trash whore can drink anyone under the table. At least. I used to be able to do it. Now, not so much. I was stumbling around my trailer, slurring my words, and sucking cock. My son told me this morning how white girl wasted I got. I don’t remember much after puking on my boy’s dick. I don’t think it was my gag reflex kicking in. I mean I can swallow a 12-inch big black cock and not gag once. It most of been the beer, or the bourbon, or the tequila shots. Maybe a combination of the booze in hindsight, LOL. I woke up this morning hung over, covered in cum and smelling like stale beer. I hoped in the shower to clean the puke chunks out of my hair, then woke up every boy there with a blowjob. I have the best oral skills around. I fuck like a wild animal, but men travel for my cock sucking skills. I can make a dead man cum. This big dick sucker polished all the knobs in my trailer. Woke them up in the best way possible. My son even fucked my asshole while I blew his friends. I love partying with my son.
This trashy milf is ready for summer. This is the last week of public schools, which means all the schoolboys I flash at the bus stop in front of my trailer will soon not be there for a few months. I will miss my mornings fucking young teen boys, but they will be around with me all summer. And most of their parents have real jobs, which means they are not home in the daytime. I can fuck those boys in their trailer park bedrooms. This week though, I have been dressing up to entice those schoolboys. I put on my lucky purple dress to score me some teen cock. I don’t have to where anything. I mean, young teen boys are horny as fuck. And I do not look bad for an old trailer trash whore. But there is this one black boy that seems impervious to my charms. And by my charms, I mean my big tits and my shaved cunt. I thought maybe the boy was gay. Turns out he just likes a classier broad. In my high heels and slinky purple dress, the boy was putty in my hands.
He missed the bus. I drove him to school. But for the hour before first bell rang, he was all mine. His young black cock was in all my trashy whore holes too. This boy was no virgin, but he admitted he had never enjoyed an asshole or a mature pussy. I was his first anal sex whore and his first cougar. I never mind being a young boy’s first anything. I love creating sex machines. He was already a sex machine though. He did not need my help. This boy was a beast in the sheets. Shredded my old fuck holes in a good way. I cannot wait for the end of the school year. These young studs can fuck me all day long.
Dirty phone sex stories are plentiful with me. I am a dirty old whore. I was at some dive bar last night. Only kind I go to. It was a mix of guys. Working class bar. Black men, white men, old and young. Mostly guys in the trade craft world. Plumbers, electricians and folks like that. I was not looking for cock. I figured I was too old for men my age. I was wrong. Just about every man in the bar bought me a drink. I can hold my coke. I do better than the average woman, but a working-class Joe who kicks back a few beers an hour. Yeah, I was out of my league, but that did not stop me from trying. I was too drunk to drive. Hell, I was too drunk to find my car. A few guys my age drove me home. I invited them in for a drink. They were gentlemen. I am not used to that. I was thinking they could turn me into an anal cum dumpster in the dive bar bathroom and leave me until I woke up in a pool of my own puke. Instead, I had to convince them to fuck me. I told them I am not their wives. I am a whore. A dirty old whore. I shared some Mary Jane with them. Then, I did what I do best. I pulled out their cocks and blew them dry. They came easily for old men. A lot of cum too. I did not point out the obvious to them. But I knew their wives were worthless. The did some lines of coke with me and that brought those old cocks back to life quickly. I got to be a cum dumpster for my peers. I cannot remember the last time I fucked a guy in his 50s. It is usually the younger men who want this old whore. Well, now at least three old plumbers in my city want to fuck this old broad. They are skipping the bar tonight and partying at my place.
My son loves fucking my cum filled cunt. He prefers sloppy seconds. Not sure why. I do not care one way or another. I just love feeling my boy pushing that cum deeper inside my messy muff. He is a nasty freak like me. This weekend, he spent visiting his mama. He wanted to bring some friends, which I did not mind. My car was in the shop, which meant getting to the truck stop for some BBC was out. I know I could Uber. Ubering there is never a problem. It is coming home when your snatch is full of cum that is the issue. I have been banned from a few drivers’ cars for leaving a mess on the back seat. I sit on a towel, but that never sops up all the cum in my pussy after being a gangbang whore at the truck stop. I had plenty of coke for the weekend, and my son always brings me some too. He and his friends would keep me busy for the weekend. My cunt loves white dick too. I am just a whore for coke, cock and cum. The three C’s every woman needs more of, right?
My son never goes first when he has friends over. He claims it is because he is being hospitable letting the guests go first. I know that it is because he enjoys his mommy’s sloppy seconds. I think I am to blame for his creampie addiction. When he was just a young teen boy, and we started fucking, I was always full of some black man’s cum too. I would come home late after turning tricks at the truck stop and find him with a little boner and unable to sleep with part of his body awake like that, LOL! I would hop on his dick and ride his cock. Back then, he thought I was that wet because I missed him. I let him think that. Now he knows that he is a creampie slut because his mother is nothing more than a whore. It was a sloppy weekend. Sloppy pussy, sloppy ass and sloppy seconds.
I am a blonde fucking whore. The trailer park tramp of my neighborhood and everyone knows it. A boy in my trailer park who I bang often needed a favor and it did not involve my pussy for once, LOL. Never mind, it kind of did, just not with him. Let me explain what I am trying to say. This boy got in trouble at school. He brought pot gummies to school that he stole from his father. He gave some to a few friends to take the edge off. I did not see what the big deal was. Pot is better than those pills students take for ADHD. Anyway, the teacher that confiscated his gummies told him he had to speak to a parent. I posed as his mother. The boy is blonde haired and blue eyed like me. It would work. I could have given birth to a boy in my 40s. I dressed up for the meeting. I thought I could come to some sort of agreement with the teacher. I hoped he would be into a mature trailer trash whore. The teacher was hot. Much younger than I thought. I always assume younger teachers are cooler than the older ones. I had his attention when I walked in though. I locked the door and seduced him before hello. I was getting my young lover out of trouble and getting some dick for my troubles. The teacher had a boner as I crawled towards his cock. Good thing I am a big cock sucker. I needed to open my mouth wide to accommodate his monster dick. He was not black either. Not sure what he was other than a freak of nature who I was happy to be a cum dumpster for. My jaw was a bit sore, so he gave me one of the confiscated gummies. We laughed about it as we fucked. He was not done with this sexy mommy yet. I made sure he knew that I would do anything to get my son out of trouble. He fucked my ass too. His cum, however, was saved for my face. At least his final load was. The teacher is a cum machine. My young lover was so happy that he would not be suspended or even reprimanded that he fucked me too. He was oblivious to the fact that his teacher’s jizz was in my pussy and ass. I was just happy to help the boy and help myself.