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Friday nights, I make a drunk sex porn with trailer park boys. I am mostly a coke girl, but I do like my beer. Even for a skinny old whore, I can hold my beer. Last night, however, I got wasted. I cannot remember the last time I was that plastered. It was because I was mixing my drinks. I crashed this party. It was a teen party. No one minded that I was there because I brought some party favors. They had a keg there. One of the guys was in college and he brought the keg. The rest snuck booze from their parents’ liquor cabinet. I showed up with vodka, rum, cases of beer and whiskey. I had the better booze That is what is needed at a party, right? Drinks that go down easily so you can get drunk without realizing you are drunk. I wanted those teen boys to not care about the teen girls at the party because this trashy milf was there. When I walked in with my cut off shorts and my tube top, all eyes were on me. It did not take them long to realize I was not busting them. I was there to party with them. I let the boys do body shots off my sexy ass body. I was mixing my drinks. I would chug a beer, then have a fruity mixed drink, then do some shots of whiskey and repeat. Someone made Jell-O shots with grain alcohol and that got me super wasted. Most of the girls had left the party because the boys were ignoring them which was my end game anyway. I was a gangbang whore, a gangbang drunk whore for teen boys. They were pumping me full of their seed. I do not remember much after a certain point, but there are some dirty Polaroid pictures that helped me piece the night together. Those pictures plus all the cum in and on my body helped me remember the fun I had.
I am an anal sex whore. No shame in my game either. I know that I can get what I need by giving up the booty. Sometimes, I need money. Other times I need coke. This morning, I needed my refrigerator fixed and I did mot have the $300 it was going to cost me for a repairman to come out. I thought maybe I should just get a new one but damn the prices of everything have gone up so much. I decided I would pray that the repair guy was a hung horny stud. He was horny. So, he was neither hung nor a stud. He was a middle-aged man with plumber’s butt and a beer belly. But he thought I was smoking hot. I could use that to my advantage. I saw he was married. She likely was not fucking him. I would not be fucking him either. But here I was being a trailer trash whore for an average Joe. I showed off my pretty puckered asshole. This guy took the bait. I was not sure he would do a sex for trade kind of thing. So, in case he was not going to for that, I had blackmail as plan 2. I mean its not his company. He is just a worker. Plus, he was married. Once he was done nutting in my asshole, he started getting all mean and shit. Well, I was not taking that from some potbellied, middle-aged, repair man. He called me a fat pig. I am a skinny bitch. It was funny coming from him. So, I picked up the phone like I was gonna call 911. I told him I would call the police and tell them he sexually assaulted me. I mean I am a hot bitch, and he is a slovenly pig. The police would never believe I willingly fucked this fat son of a bitch. I told him fix my refrigerator for free and go or go to jail and lose your job. I have a perfectly working refrigerator now. Men always underestimate a trashy milf, but we know how to get what we want one way or another.
I am a big dick sucker. I have helped many other women be big dick suckers too. I recently became friends with a new lady who moved into the trailer next to me. I wanted to meet her. My daughter is always telling me I need more girlfriends. It is true, my best girlfriend is my daughter. Most women my age do not like me. Either they are jealous of me because they think their husbands or sons want me; or they look down on me because I like to party and fuck black men. My new neighbor has a bi-racial teen son, so clearly, she likes black guys. She is either single or divorced because there is no adult man in that trailer. That meant she had no reason to be jealous of me. I though she might be a good candidate to be my next BFF. Plus, I wanted to check out her teen son. My hope was he wanted to bang a trashy milf and the part of him that was black was between his legs. Last night, I went over with pizza and beer to introduce myself. The boy was checking me out, but his mom did not seem to care. That was a good sign. She brought out some good medicinal weed for us, another good sign. I pulled out some blow and she did a line with me. When I am high my mouth runs. I say anything. I asked her if she fucked her boy. She was not upset with the question. She admitted she wants too but is intimidated by his huge cock. Now, that is when I knew I had a friend for life. I showed her how to suck her teen son’s big cock. I showed her how to fuck it too. She was not jealous at all watching me bang her hung son. She was watching in awe and taking notes. I now have a new girlfriend and a new young stud to fuck. And they are in the next lot over. How fucking awesome is that?
I was a K9 cum guzzling slut this morning. Did you know there was a National Love You Pets Day this month? Neither did I until I traded favors with this guy who owns an auto shop repair. His place is in the seedy part of town, but seedy does not scare me. Neither does a big junk yard dog. I had a minor fender bender yesterday that fucked up my bumper, trunk and my back tires. Apparently, the rims were fucked up on my wheels and that is where the real cost comes in. Aaron, the car shop repair dude, gave me a price that was way out of my budget. He told me he could make me a deal. He was looking for a skanky whore to make a furry friend video with for National Love Your Pets Day. His 4-legged best friend seemed enamored with me anyway. He was sniffing my crotch and humping my leg when I came into the shop.
In exchange for being a cum guzzling slut for his furry buddy, he would do all the car repairs for free. I could not pass up that opportunity. I mean it is not like I am some upstanding woman. I am a trailer park whore who has done far worse for coke. I like being nasty sometimes. I told him to roll the film because I was ready for my close up. I squatted down on the ground. My dress hiked up, my panties to the side. I thought my scent would entice the furry beast and it did. That four-legged cutie strutted over with his red rocket at attention. He licked my bald pussy until I came. It was like he knew just where to lick. I think Rover has done this before! Aaron had his dick out as he watched his furry BFF lick my old cunt. I turned around so he could lick my ass too. I was definitely loving his pet and he was loving me.
I got down on all fours and that furry prince mounted me. His slimy red rocket pumped in and out of me like the horny beast he was. He drooled down my back. I was rubbing my clit fast because I love being a nasty freak. I thought Rover would nut in my pussy, but he knew I was a cum guzzling slut. He waited for my mouth. I turned around to face him. I laid on my back per Aaron’s direction, and my four-legged costar walked over my face so I could swallow his slimy load. The entire movie was no longer than 20 minutes, but Aaron said it was the perfect video for National Love Your Pets Day. Twenty minutes of nasty fun and a belly full of red rocket juice, and my car was fixed for free. Not a bad trade at all in my opinion.
I was a druggy porn star this weekend. My son and his friend came over to give me an early Valentine’s Day present. My son’s best friend is a dealer. He can get anything. I told him I wanted to try some Molly. In the 70s, I tried LSD and every variety of mushroom I could. My daughter says I am so vintage with my coke habit because Molly is the newest sex drug. So, Trevor brought me an array of things to sample. He assured me the Molly was good and not cut with anything dangerous like Fentanyl. I just want to party like a rock star. I do not want to die like one. He brought me Molly, X, weed and coke. Plus, he brought me his big dick. Out of all my son’s friends, Trevor is my favorite and not because of the drugs he gives me. It is because of his 13-inch, thick dick. Trevor lost his virginity to this trashy milf when he was in high school. He loves to party with me and fuck me. On that Molly I was super orgasmic. I was coming everywhere. His hard and big cock found its way to my G-spot, and I was a sloppy wet mess. My son and daughter told me that it was the Molly making me cum so hard. How did I not ever know this before? I felt so late to the game. At one point while I was tripping, Trevor and my son both shoved their dicks in my asshole at once. Two big cocks gaped my puckered rosebud. I could feel their cum dripping out of me at a steady rate like a leaky faucet. Molly is the shit. By the time I came too, I was a cum dumpster. I had my son and Trevor’s jizz in my hair, running down my back and leaking out my pussy and ass. I think Molly might be my favorite way to fuck now.
I am a cum guzzling slut. There is no shame in my game either. I enjoy sucking cuck. I want that cum. I could live on cum and that is no joke. I have cum in my freezer. Every morning the cream in my coffee is 2 cubes of cum from the freezer. When I get low on my supply, I hunt for cock. A trailer park whore like me never has trouble finding cocks to suck. Black cocks, white cocks, young cocks, old cocks all want my mouth on their dicks. Most men never get their balls drained as often as they need, so if a sexy lot lizard sex whore wants to give them free head, they rarely say no. Hell, they never say no. I went down to the truck stop with my pitcher which acts like a cum catcher. I start knocking on cabs. I work my way down the back row, come up the middle row and go back down the front row of trucks. Sort of like my pattern of up and down on those cum filled cocks I am slurping. The truck lot was full this morning too because of the rain. It was pouring down so hard that most truckers would not be able to see the white lines on the road. Mother nature worked with me for once. I had plastic wrap to keep the cum I collected dry. I think I knocked on like 45 cabs. And all 45 truckers were happy to give me a cum deposit. I mean what is it to them what I do with their jizz? They got free head on a rainy day. I was not swallowing today. I spit back all but one load. That one load was special because it belonged to the young son of one of the truckers. I wanted that load in my belly. My freezer is now full of cum again. And this trailer trash whore does not have to worry about running out of jizz for her coffee.