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The only thing better than a trashy milf is two trashy milfs, LOL. I have a new friend who is about 15 years younger than me. She is in her early 40s, but she is just as wild as me. We were getting stoned at her place Saturday night when her son came home. He was not supposed to be home yet. He was with his father for the weekend. He came home and found the two of us with a black guy. The black guy was just some random stud from the trailer park, but he got spooked when her son interrupted our festivities and he fled the trailer. He must have thought her son was a husband or something. The boy tried to slut shame his mother, but I stopped him. The boy needed to know that even if his mother is a trailer trash whore, he still has to respect her. He settled down, but I saw the bulge in his pants. It was huge. This was a teenage white boy. I asked him if he had a sock in his underwear. He laughed, unzipped his pants, and out came a huge dick. “Does this look like a sock, slut, he said to me? I started sucking it. I mean I never did get the cum I wanted. My friend, his mother, fell to her knees and started helping me blow her son. I assumed that since she never even paused, she had blown his dick before. I figured she was a dirty MILF like me. It was her first time. Hell, she had not seen his dick since he became a teenage boy. She had no clue that she had a stud in her house. Her son owned us for the night. We were high and horny. He had scared off the only chance we had at getting laid. Turned out to be a blessing in disguise because the boy was a stud with a big cock. Turned his mother and I each into his personal cum dumpster. I am liking my new friend more and more each day.
I put the trash in white trash phone sex. I have a smoker’s voice. Mature and gravelly. I am what I am. I am not polished. I am a raw and dirty whore. What did I do this Friday night? I crashed a teenage party. I do it often. I live in a trailer park. Most of the women in this place are single moms. Many work in strip clubs or as escorts. Friday night is a busy night for sex workers. I guess I am sort of a sex worker. I do have a dirty talk line. I take off most Friday nights though, even though my sexline can be very busy. I need to make money, but I also need young cocks for my mature pussy. I take off Friday nights and either whore myself out for coke at the local truck stop, or I crash a teenage kegger in my trailer park. I did the latter last night. I walked right up to the bonfire where a bunch of teenagers were partying and said I wanted to join the fun. I am a hot cougar. Young boys love me. Even younger girls love me too. I was the one to crank up the heat at that party. I started dirty dancing by the fire. I grabbed a beer and teased all the teenage boys with my milf body. The boys surrounded me with their cocks out. The girls just watched and sighed relief that I would take care of the horny boys. Boys are horny. They will pressure young schoolgirls to fuck them. No need to pressure a trashy milf. We want to fuck young boys. It was cool outside, but that bonfire and the teenage cocks warmed me up. I drained young balls, drank beer, smoked weed and even ate some young pussy too. I love my wild Friday nights. Fridays are for fucking.
I am more of a coke whore than a drunk girl fucking. But I can drink any man under the table, even as skinny as I am. I think all that coke gave me a high tolerance for any illicit substance. I was challenged last night at this local dive bar. I was bragging about how no man can get me drunk enough to do shit I don’t want to do. I never pass up a challenge. Never. Ever. I took his bet and started doing shots of Fireball followed by beers. I was keeping up with this big guy who thought he could out drink me. At some point in our little drinking competition, I got super horny. Liquor does that too me. A trailer trash whore can still handle her booze. This guy did not know me or my reputation as an old coke whore. He also did not realize I was a dirty slut too. He thought he won when I started blowing every guy in the bar. He thought that meant he won. I told him he was not making me be a whore. I was one with or without the booze. I wanted to suck those cocks. The truth is there is not much I will not do so this guy was not winning. I kept pounding back the beers while I was blowing guys and talking to my challenger too. He was looking like he might puke. He was struggling to keep up with a skinny lot lizard. I told him we could call off the bet, but he was not losing to a blonde fucking whore. I ordered a round of beer and started pounding them fast again. He was wasted. Slurring his words, stumbling all over the place. When he went down like a sack of potatoes, I took his clothes off and fucked his ass with a beer bottle. I also wrote all over his body with a black sharpie like Loser and Shrimp dick. For as big and tall as he was, I expected more. I went back to fucking the men in the bar to celebrate being crowned the beer queen whore. Like I said, no one out drinks me.
I love being a trailer trash whore. Dirty whores like me have the most fun at truck stops. I have my Friday night ritual of whoring myself down at the truck stop for my weekend party favors. I am a blonde lot lizard. Truckers love me, especially the black ones. I may be skinny, but I am not a meth head, so I look good. Most of the skanks down at the truck stop look atrocious. Their tits are saggy. They have scabs all over their bodies. And their faces are all sunken in too. I am like prime rib at the truck stop. I am just a coke fiend. Coke may make me skinny, but I still look good. And that means this lot lizard sex whore can get all the big black cocks and coke she can handle. I bounced from cab to cab draining big black balls and getting some coke for my troubles. The last truck I hung out in was the best one. So good, I spent the night. Two black truck drivers who were happy to share their coke and their cocks with me. I was so excited too. New black meat for me. They are from Chicago. Got their truck driving licenses after Covid tanked their BBQ eatery. They were mid-30s. I was still old enough to be their momma, which added to the fun for all of us. I did lines of coke off their cocks before showing off my bedroom skills. They were impressed that I could swallow both their cocks balls deep. They have been messing with black girls and girls their own age. They needed a white trashy milf to show them what they have been missing. I not only sucked their cocks balls deep, I took those anacondas balls deep in my pussy and asshole too. They gave me more than half their stash of coke for being such a ball draining whore. Hell, I would fuck those brothers for free. Some of the best black meat this old whore as had in a while.
We are not the only ones who like cum eating phone sex. I have girlfriends who love it too. I have this one BFF, Kathy, and she is a total cum whore just like me. She knew I was getting gang banged down at the truck stop last night. She thought she would wait for my sloppy seconds. When I waddled home stuffed full of cum, she was watching TV in my living room waiting for me. She saw me come in my house and told me, “It is about damn time.” I just laughed. I do not care who licks my creampie clean, as long as we can snowball that tasty cum in my pussy. Kathy wasted no time. I squatted over her face and pissed out what cum I could. She was licking my cum filled cunt like a starving wild animal. She probed with her fingers and tongue. She was scooping out all that Nigger seed from my pussy. I told her to save some for me. She came up for air and spit a huge strand of ropy cum in my mouth. We savored it as long as we could. She went back between my legs and sucked the cum out of my ass too. Her tongue tickled my asshole as it snaked up my shit pipe to reach the cum those hung niggers shot inside me. She pulled her tongue out and it had a huge glob of sperm on it. I kissed her with my anal crème on her lips. We savored that musky cum that was deposited by some of the biggest black cocks. She did not mind the taste or the smell of my hot ass. I am an anal sex whore. I do not care who fucks my ass. Clearly, I do not care who cleans it up either, LOL. Thank goodness for good friends like Kathy. She is a nasty freak like me.
I love being a trashy milf. I have two kinds of cocks that I love. Big black cocks, and young boy cock. I think both are taboo and since I am a nasty freak, that is what makes me wet and horny. School boys have a three day weekend because it is President’s Day weekend. That means no boys at the bus stop for me tomorrow. Since I would not be getting any young cock in the morning, I went on the prowl this morning for some. I came back from the truck stop early this morning. I was rather disappointed too. Not much fun to be had for me. Normally, on a Saturday night, the truck stop is hopping and this lot lizard sex whore can score cock and coke. Only a couple guys at the truck stop last night. I got some cock and some coke, but not enough of either to satisfy me. I did find a teenage party, however, and I crashed it. No teen boy is saying no to this trailer park milf. They all know my reputation in the trailer park, so I am always welcome to crash any party. There were plenty of young guys down to fuck this old whore at that party. They did not have coke, but they had molly and pot. Good enough for me. Molly is a fun sex drug too. Makes me feel those boy cocks ten times better than coke does. I let them run a train on me. I love a boy gang bang. Teen boys love a milf whore too. They shared their drugs and booze with me, so I shared my ass and cunt with them. I was their gangbang whore for hours. I just waddled home and I am full of teenage cum. It is dripping down my legs still. I am a dirty old whore. I can find a good time anywhere.
Phone sex sluts do not have boring lives. A friend of mine recently asked me why I do phone sex instead of having a “normal” job. Why would I have a boring job so I could be normal? I make way more money as a phone whore. My life is never dull. Having a normal job would force me to be something I am not anyway. I like to dress like a whore. I like to dirty talk. I like to do coke whenever I want too. I would stand out like a sore thumb at any “normal” job. If I worked at the Piggly Wiggly like my friend, I would have missed work today. I was out all night being a dirty whore. It was Valentine’s Day. I wanted to get a cum filled cunt from some young, hung stud. I got my cum filled pussy from 6 young, hung studs. I mean I would not want work to interfere with my sex life, LOL. I had a late start to my phone sex job today, so I did not have a care in the world last night. I was blowing teenage cocks and putting hair on their chests. This young boy came over last night with a handmade Valentine’s Day card he made for me. He was so cute, innocent too. Not anymore though. Well, he is still cute. I blew his cock and fucked him. Taught him how to eat pussy and had him cum inside my cougar cunt. I asked him if he had friends equally as cute as him, and he texted 5 of his friends to join us. I had a boy bang. Perfect Valentine’s Day celebration for a trashy milf. I let each boy fuck my pussy, ass and mouth. I just wanted their cum in my cunt so I could play with it today. I woke up sore, and hung over, but my cure for a hangover is all that jizz. It does this old milf good.