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Let’s cut right to the chase

toilet sexLet’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.

Bathroom Banging

phone sex line evonneThere is something so dirty about how he won’t fuck me any where but the bathroom. He knows that I am a cum slut and will do anything for that thick load of his. Ripping my clothes off and pushing me towards the bathroom, he removes his cock from his pants just in time to piss all over me as soon as we are across the threshold of the bathroom. The feel of his warm piss all over my body is just the prelude and his cock goes from a flaccid piss producer to a rock hard cum giver in no time at all. Sitting on the toilet with a rock hard cock he pulls me to my knees. I know what comes next. I suck his dick getting turned on by how much he loves taking a dump while his cock is in my mouth. Reaching down I rub my cunt getting it nice and juicy for him. He won’t blow his load in my mouth just yet. He has an agenda and I am well aware of what it is. I will lick his ass clean giving him a rim job that drives him close to exploding before he will ram that cock into my wet pussy. It is so hard for him to hold back as he fucks me hard and fast. He knows just when I am about to cum and that is when he pulls out and buries his cock in my ass dumping his load right where he wants it. Time to lick him clean again!

Dirty Dumpster Slut

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I just had to fucking piss so bad. The line at the bar was three miles long and I knew my bladder couldn’t hold a six pack’s worth of beer. I had to get somewhere quick. The fire exit was propped open to let in some cool air. This overcrowded dive smelled like dirty balls and cheap aftershave.
I lingered in the back alley looking for a private spot. It was creepy and dark and I saw a rat scurry by. My piss had already made a wet spot on my panties. Soon I’d be forced to throw them away.
Fuck it. I didn’t care if anyone saw me. I went to the far corner of the dumpster and squatted. I moaned audibly as the piss hit the pavement and splattered on my ankles. It felt so damn good that I didn’t see the pair of feet on the other side.
The urine was still bubbling from my pussy fountain when he walked into view. He was a tall shadow in a dark place, but I couldn’t stop the runaway bladder flow that was making a river running towards him. As he watched me, I saw that he held his cock and it was huge. “Don’t stop.” he whispered. “Pissing turns me on.”
Knowing that he was so horny whetted my own perverted appetite and I got into my role. “Why doncha come over here and fuck me while I pee, then.” I saw his white teeth smiling and I knew he was interested. I stood up, clenching my urine flow off, and bent over the foul, smelly dumpster. He grabbed both of my hands and placed them on top of the trash receptacle as he probed with his cock for my piss hole. He hit home with the second stroke and began a furious fuck-beat on my cunt.
“Give it to me, dumpster whore. Piss on me.” he hissed. I let loose with my urethra, gushing hot bladder-cum all over his shaft. He was bathed in the yellow juice that he craved. We both went crazy, pounding, coming, and pissing. I felt his own bladder fill me to the hilt, washing out the cum that he had dumped there, while my own piss baptized his fuck-meat.
As I walked away, I felt a gush of cummy-piss ooze down my inner thigh. Time for some more beer. Gotta keep the piss flowing when you party like I do!!
‘Til next pee-pee break,
Your dumpster whore, Aurora.

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Eat Shit and Die!!!

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Some men get so turned on by a dirty bathroom whore. It has never bothered me to squat and take a piss in front of people. So, it really wasn’t that hard when a successful businessman told me that he was turned on by a woman taking a shit.
I followed him to his motel. Luckily, I had some great Mexican food earlier in the day and my bowels were groaning and I had some foul gas. He could barely wait for me to strip. I bent over, spreading my ass cheeks and let him get a good sniff of my ripe asshole. He got so fucking turned on that he began to lap it like a horny pooch. “Lick my dirty ass.” I groaned.


He asked me if I had to shit yet. I told him that my asshole was ready and he almost creamed himself. I told him to follow me to the toilet so that we could begin. He sat down on the toilet and had me sit on his lap so he could rub his cock against my puckered rim. I had to shit so bad. “Grrrrr, I feel it coming.” I moaned and pushed. “Almost there.” as I felt the head of the massive turd begin to protrude from my shithole. He began to rub his rigid rod against my hole as the steaming mass protruded from my gaping fuckhole. I felt it leave my body and land on his cock. He was moaning now and jerking his cock off with the feces lube

. I dropped to my knees to watch him play in my stinking load. He reached out and grabbed me by the hair just as he was ready to come, forcing the shitty rod right between my lips. He pumped hard, forcing cock and shit into the back of my throat. I gagged on the foul odor as he pumped his shitty load deep.


My pussy is dripping wet thinking about next time. He plans to shove my turd right back up into my ass with his cock and fuck my feces. No amount of Listerine will remove the taste of turd-pie from my mouth but it was so worth it.

Live Phone Sex; Windy City Rumbler Gone Wrong

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There is nothing I love more than money. Not drugs, not alcohol not cock. If someone told me that I had to go 3 months without all three and I could have a million dollars than I would say fuck it. This dude I met at the grocery story was a nasty old p-man who looked like he was looking for a different kind of fun when he approached me. He did though and asked if he could pay me to give me a windy city rumbler. That was when a guy face fucked you with his ass hole by your eyes and farted. For 500 dollars I was down for whatever old man shit storm had to bring.
When he got to my trailer I was already shit faced. I had one of the girl’s down the streets school uniform on with my hair tossed up into pig tales.

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When he came in I was already sick of them so I slicked them back into one. It was whatever since he just wanted to foreal fart in my face. When it can time, I made hi pay in advance. He hovered his ass hole over my face and when I perked I was surprised with a mouth full of runny ass shit. He shit all into my mouth and all over my face.
I was so drunk I did not even care that I was wearing a fecal mask. He did not either, he stuck his cock into my mouth and pulled it in and out of my throat. His hot steamy shit moved up and down around it cupping his ball sacs. I moaned and he began to finger my clit. He leaned forward and began to suck on it. I gave that ass some wind of my own. He grabbed his nose and swatted his hand at the enviable stench. Then he smiled and went back to eating my pink taco. Since my mouth was full he came on top of my shit covered face. He was quick to leave, so I showered. Only after rubbing my crap face in all of that cheddar.

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Happy Memorial Day!

scat phone sexIt’s Memorial Day weekend and that means all my naughty veterans and military men are out and ready for a dirty dirty phone call with the nastiest girl around! That’s me, of course. Don’t try to make me guess your little fantasy… I know what it is if you’re calling me. There’s no shame is our guilty pleasure…no shame in getting so incredibly filthy. I know you’ve been thinking about calling me all day…every time you went to the bathroom I was on your mind. As you pissed into that toilet you wished it was me who was receiving your golden shower. When you sat and shit earlier I know you were thinking of shitting all over these perfect titties…covering them with your waste. How dirty do you want to make me? What other nasty juices do you have for me? I’m certainly not afraid of getting filthy…dirty as I can even. Can I suck your cock till your cum is exploding all over me? Dripping down my face, onto my tits, mixing with all that shit and piss making the perfect naughty mixture. How do you like it when I look up at you, on my knees covered in all your juices – begging for even more? Maybe you have some friends that are into toilet play as much as you and I are? If not… I have as much as a desire to be a little cum dumpster as I do a personal toilet so I know you’ve got a few friends who would just love to see me covered in their hot sticky cum. The kind of cum that I suck right out of their cock until it explodes all over me, then moving to the next cock ready to be covered even more salty warm cum. Mmm… I love to get dirty no matter what kind of filth your into!

Let’s get filthy as fuck!

cum dumpsterSo we both know you heard I am the nastiest slut around, the skank that will do anything. You’ve read my blogs proving to you just how dirty I am willing to get… but have you ever heard about a girl who was willing to fuck your cock right at your local city dump? Sounds farfetched right? Well not for me! I am here to prove to you just how willing I am to get to different levels of nasty and dirty than you ever imagined a girl as hot as me would ever go to… I told you I’d do anything. I am the dirtiest skankiest bitch of all and laying me out to fuck in some smelly waste isn’t going to make me turn away, it’s going to propel me towards pleasing you all the while still enjoying that toilet play I know you love so much. What’s a better place to take a fat shit on you than the dump? We are already beyond filthy so why don’t we enjoy ourselves while we are here having our nasty fun, the kind of fun that isn’t for those with a weak stomach. Mmm, you wanna know what I ate today? Lots of fruit baby, so much fruit that I have to shit and let me go ahead and warn you it’s going to be a lot! Sliding down your chest… down to your hard cock and balls, I’d be glad to rub it in – and I’d love nothing more than for you to fuck my ass right now as I shit over and over again completely dirtying up that raging boner of yours… and if you want it clean I most certainly have some sweet piss for that! Unless of course you wanted it as a drink…

Mommy’s Little Toilet Whore

Live phone sex toilet playI kept my oldest daughter home from school today. She has been a real brat lately. She stole a bunch of money out of my wallet so she could party with her friends. She was going to earn that money back with interest. I put her in a slutty little school girl outfit and drove her to the mall. Silly girl thought we were going shopping. I had something quite different in mind. As we were walking towards the food court, I shoved her down the hallway towards the bathrooms. Pushed her right into the men’s bathroom.

I announced to the men at the urinal that this little whore was for hire. They could skull fuck her, ass fuck her, piss on her, shit on her, whatever the fuck they wanted. She tried to run, but I grabbed her, pushed her dead in the center of the restroom. “You owe mommy money, bitch,” I informed her. “Earn it the old fashioned way.” There were at least 8 dudes in the bathroom too. Lunch time at the mall is a goldmine opportunity. All those businessmen grabbing lunch at the food court, were gonna get more than soup and a salad today.

toilet sex watersportsGuys were lining up to use my daughter’s fuck holes. Men were tossing me $20’s and $50’s, asking how much for this or that. Honestly, I didn’t care about the money. I wanted her used, abused and humiliated. I told the guys to use her as a toilet. Piss in her mouth, her pussy, even her ass. They did too. My little teen whore smelled worse than a urinal by the time we were done. Cum, piss and shit covered her face. Piss and cum was flowing out her ass and cunt. I even pissed in her mouth. Some guy got so turned on, he offered me good money to just pee in one of the stalls for him. He jacked off watching me piss.

My girl learned that if she was gonna be a dirty little thief, she would be a treated like dirty little whore. I flushed her face in the toilet; gave her an old fashioned swirlie to make her smell better for the ride home. She made much more than she owed me being a dirty bathroom whore. I told her next time she needs money, she can earn it the old fashioned way.

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I am one nasty chick!

toilet sexSo the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.

I am a nasty cum guzzling slut!

cum guzzling slutJust looking at my pictures, you will know that I am a trashy, slutty, nasty gal, but if you take the time to read my bio then you will know that I am definitely just as nasty and trashy as I look to be. In fact I am even nastier than you could ever imagine! It’s really not surprising though given the way that I was raised, that this pretty little face and these porn perfect tits are into the nastiest things of all. That’s right you’ve hit the jackpot. I’m your cum eating, toilet play phone sex whore! Yes I am sure you can hardly believe you got so lucky… how on earth could someone as sexy as me be into such nasty and dirty things? Well I guess you’ll come to find out that I am full of surprises. Speaking of full of, I am completely full of couple loads of shit. And I mean literally. Allow me to show you by shitting all over your chest, all slow how you like it and then I’d love to rub it all in too if you’d allow me. That’s not all I have in store for you, what kind of nasty toilet whore would I be if I didn’t have a little pee for you? What would it be, if I did not allow you to force your cock into my ass as I shit? Then spread my legs wide so your shit covered cock and fuck my little cunt. But not before I take my sweet time tasting and sucking your cock. I love to taste my shit and your excited pre-cum all together. Oh let’s see you fuck my tits, rub your shit and my shit all over my tits, pinch my nipples and maybe I can even squeeze out some more piss! Oh how I love to mix our nasty lil juices and even get my lil tastes. And when you finally do cum, I will save it all in a glass so I can really savor the flavor! Don’t you love our nasty play as much as I do?!