Let’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.
Tag: Pissing sex
Happy Acres Prostitute
I can’t remember when I wasn’t a whore that wanted her pussy full of fucking cum all the time. I married Randy when I was very young and he thought he could turn a hoe into a housewife. Poor thing would come home from working and find me smelling of sex, lipstick smeared, drunk and high from the money I made and not giving a shit about anything. When I got pregnant I didn’t know if it was his brat or one of the many cocks that I let fill me up with cum. Finally the dumb ass decided he would leave his job and just pimp my ass out like the hoe I was. He has been long gone and is doing well from what I hear. Has a good job and a pretty little wife with a white picket fence and all the shit. Every now and then he gets an itch for the slutty ways of this worn out pussy and he comes around for a good blow job and some tight brown ass hole. He always sends me something special the next day. Last night I was real fucking raunchy and not only did he fuck my ass real damned good but I sucked all that ass juice off him and he pissed in my mouth at the end. Today I got a bouquet of roses with hundos mixed in. I am going to have to drink his warm piss more often!
Pissing Sex on a Hot Summer Day
Pissing sex is so hot. It is actually perfect on a warm summer day to cool you down when you over heat. I was hanging at the pool all day yesterday, showing off my hot body when this stud walked right over to me while I was sunning myself on a lounge chair and started pissing on my face. “What the fuck,” I started to yell, then I saw the size of his cock. I leaped off the chair, fell to my knees, opened my mouth wide and begged him to give me a champagne cocktail down my throat.
“You looked like you need cooling off,” he said with a smirk as he pissed down my throat before skull fucking me. I swallowed his piss and his cum like it was Cristal. There were other folks around, but I didn’t care. I love an audience. I pulled my bikini top down, exposing my big tits so he could piss on them too. He did just that. His hot golden pee cascaded all over my big knockers. I lifted my boobs up to my mouth to taste his golden nectar while onlookers gawked.
He laid down on the lounge chair with his hard cock pointing to the blue sky. I can take a hint. I pulled my bikini bottoms to the side, straddled that cock and fucked him in front of the other pool guests. My big tits bounced in my own face as I slid up and down his shaft like a stripper on a pole. I could feel him pissing up in my snatch as he pounded my cunt. Golden showers sex poolside with an audience because, yes, I am that trashy of a whore.
Happy Memorial Day!
It’s Memorial Day weekend and that means all my naughty veterans and military men are out and ready for a dirty dirty phone call with the nastiest girl around! That’s me, of course. Don’t try to make me guess your little fantasy… I know what it is if you’re calling me. There’s no shame is our guilty pleasure…no shame in getting so incredibly filthy. I know you’ve been thinking about calling me all day…every time you went to the bathroom I was on your mind. As you pissed into that toilet you wished it was me who was receiving your golden shower. When you sat and shit earlier I know you were thinking of shitting all over these perfect titties…covering them with your waste. How dirty do you want to make me? What other nasty juices do you have for me? I’m certainly not afraid of getting filthy…dirty as I can even. Can I suck your cock till your cum is exploding all over me? Dripping down my face, onto my tits, mixing with all that shit and piss making the perfect naughty mixture. How do you like it when I look up at you, on my knees covered in all your juices – begging for even more? Maybe you have some friends that are into toilet play as much as you and I are? If not… I have as much as a desire to be a little cum dumpster as I do a personal toilet so I know you’ve got a few friends who would just love to see me covered in their hot sticky cum. The kind of cum that I suck right out of their cock until it explodes all over me, then moving to the next cock ready to be covered even more salty warm cum. Mmm… I love to get dirty no matter what kind of filth your into!
Orgy Phone Sex Trailer Style
Today was the last day of the local schools, so my trailer park community held a block party for the little ones. There were all sorts of activities and food for the local brats. Of course, being the dirty soccer mom I am, I made an appearance to check out all the fresh young meat that will be home alone all summer while their folks are at work! I brought a little Spanish Fly straight from Mexico to spice up the Kool-Aid. I knew once those little ones got hopped up on that shit I could have my way with them. This was a block party in a trailer park, so most of the parents were high or drunk or both and back doing their own thing while I chaperoned the school brats.
It was a flesh smorgasbord for a dirty cougar like me. I love young cock, even young cunt. I invited all the brats, about 20 in all, back to my place to watch movies, eat junk food and relax. I knew the Spanish Fly would kick in by then. I was going to have myself a trailer park orgy with a bunch of school boys and girls. I could see the drug taking effect as they started peeling their clothes off. My pussy was drenched seeing all those little naked and hairless bodies. I took off my clothes and started helping myself to the goodies. I fondled little dicks and balls, fingered little cunts and asses, even encouraged them to touch each other. I sat in a big comfy chair while some of the little ones lined up to lick Sweet Tarts out of my cunt.
I was squirting all over their little faces. The more I squirted, the more they seemed to want to play. That Spanish Fly turned these little brats into sex machines. I had a full out orgy in my trailer. I started sucking peckers and guiding them into tiny cunnies. I managed to get quite a few peckers in my cougar cum holes too. I even let the little boys piss in my ass and pussy. I like the feel of hot piss filling me up, especially when mixed with a gallon of boy seed. I felt so dirty! But I loved it. My first school block orgy. I’m gonna love summer in my trailer park with all this young meat around to play with and parents too high to give a shit.