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I’m Getting a Sloppy Wet Pussy on Quarantine

sloppy wet pussyI have been playing with my sloppy wet pussy for 9 days. We have been self-isolating for over a week now. We don’t have much of a choice. Everything in this state is shut down. I am one of the lucky women, however. I am quarantined with several horny boys and a husband who still has a working dick. I am passing my time fucking. Fucking young horny boys. The reality of this situation is that it is giving our family more quality time. Often times, we are too busy with being a family of whores to take care of each other as much as we should. My daughters are cum guzzlers. They been helping mommy drain balls and they have been cleaning out my well fucked holes. Last night, we had an old-fashioned family orgy. It was like a swinger’s party. Sisters and brothers were fucking. Mommy and sons were fucking. Daddy and daughters were fucking. Mommy was even fucking daughters. My boys enjoyed watching that. A couple of my sons wanted me to fuck them with a strap-on too. This trashy milf never says no to a son wanting some anal fun. This quarantine thing sucks, but when you are stuck at home with horny boys and girls, it is not so bad after all.

Dirty Phone Sex: No Toilet Paper, No Problem

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex will keep you busy while you stay at home. I have figured out how to deal with the toilet paper shortage. I have 8 brats living under my roof. They vary in age and gender. Some are biologically mine, and a couple are adopted.  All of them want to please daddy and me. That means if daddy and I want to piss in their mouths or piss in one of their pink holes, they will not protest. I don’t need toilet paper if I am pissing into a little girl’s mouth or cunt, right? My sons and daughters love the taste of mommy’s piss. Do you like pissing phone sex? My family had a piss filled weekend. We ran out of toilet paper on Thursday. I didn’t panic. I just called a brat into the bedroom and pissed in her mouth. My sons pissed in their sisters’ mouths. Daughters pissed in their brothers’ mouths. And I pissed in all their mouths! I am the queen bee of this family. My little slutkins drank my piss like it was lemonade on a hot day. I got them to lick my asshole too. We are an open family. We are a dirty family too. No toilet paper, no problem. If I have a brood of dirty whores, my cunt and ass will always be clean.

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Creampie Sex Stories

creampie sex storiesI am full of creampie sex stories. I live in California and we are as close to lock down as it gets. None of my offspring are in school. My husband is not working for a couple weeks and we are all home enjoying each other’s company. This morning, I fucked three sons and my husband. Four loads of fresh cum for my daughters to lick out of mommy’s cunt. My oldest daughter, however, hogged mommy’s messy cunt. I was impressed with how greedy she was for that seed. I know my little slutkins are missing their whore duties, but this damn virus has closed massage parlors, strip clubs, bath houses and glory holes. It is putting a damper in the sex industry, but we are a kinky family. If you have a family like mine, you don’t mind being trapped at home. I have fucked more in the past week than I have in the past month, and I fuck a lot. My daughters have guzzled more cum too. I am a cum guzzling slut, so I get why they want to suck the jizz out of mommy’s pussy.  We have been snowballing the cum too to make it last. Cum is a staple in our home.  We don’t need toilet paper because we can clean up with tongues.  We don’t need milk because cum does our bodies good. Stuck at home? We can still have fun. Life is what you make of it, so make it dirty.

Trailer Trash Whore Makes Homemade Brat Porn

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore and her hubby are feeling the economic downfall of social distancing, but we are creative. Sex is recession proof. It is just sometimes you must get creative on how you sell sex. All weekend long we streamed brat porn. Brothers and sisters fucking. Father and daughters fucking. Sons and mommy fucking. Family fucking. My husband has a client who can navigate the dark net. He set us up with an untraceable IP address and the equipment to stream the kind of porn that could get daddy and mommy sent to the big house! My husband has a long list of clients overseas. Because of current travel bands they can’t come to the US to fuck tour little sluts, so we streamed our sluts fucking for them. It was extremely profitable. We can cast a wider net and we had multiple movies streaming at once. Guys paid to watch one movie or two or five. We offered an all access pass for each day too. Our big money men might be trapped at home in their foreign countries, but they could beat their cocks all day long to tender age porn. They could even tell us what to do to our sweet young things like it was them doing it to our brood. This trashy milf proved she could still make money off her young prostitutes despite travel bands and quarantines!

Phone Sex Sluts Can’t Give You Coronavirus

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts are in high demand right now. We are safe. You can’t catch no virus over the phone from us, no matter how many dicks we touch lol. My brood is off school for two weeks while the world is in a panic over this coronavirus. I am staying home and talking dirty because men need a release. These are stressful times. I went to Sam’s Club today for basic necessities. There are 8 brats, two adults and 4 pets in this house. We need toilet paper and more than one roll. I went to 7 stores before ending up at Sam’s Club. I told this teen stock boy what I needed, and he gives me the standard we are out of stock currently bullshit. I looked him right in the eyes, pulled my blouse down to show off my trashy milf cleavage and asked again about the toilet paper situation. He told me to pull around the back. I checked out, drove around to the loading area and sold my pussy for 28 roles of toilet paper.  A pussy I usually sell for over $1,000, I sold for approximately $21. Desperate times. I just want my offspring to have clean holes. I am a dirty whore, but I am a hygienic one. I fucked this teen nerd boy in the alley of Costco for some damn toilet paper. It was not a bad fuck. He had a bigger cock than I thought for a young nerd who was bribing women to fuck.  I came home and told my slutkins that from now on, we lick cum out of fuck holes with tongues and lick piss off the tips of dicks and bald little cunts. We got to make our 28 rolls of ass wipe last because I am selling my holes too cheaply.

I am a Creampie Slut

creampie slutI am such a creampie slut. My teen daughter came home from a gang bang last night that her father arranged for her. She had about 50 guys nut her in her little cunt. She just wanted to take a shower and go to bed. Mommy, however, wanted to clean her up. I love cum. Everything about cum turns me on, the taste, the texture, the smell, the consistency. I told her not to worry about a bath. Her cum whore mother would lick it all out of her pussy and I did. She did have a lot of cum inside her bald pussy. More than I have ever licked out of her and I have lots of creampie sex stories. We are a family of cum guzzlers. I will drink it straight from the source or out of used fuck holes. My tongue was like the Energizer Bunny last night working up and down and in and out of her cum filled twat. The cum was pouring out her swollen pink hole. I like to think I helped soothe her warn out pussy. I am not sure I have ever seen her gape that much. It was a beautiful site. Daddy and her brothers enjoyed the show so much, they filmed me cleaning out her pussy. They didn’t sit on the sidelines for long, however. They fucked her all over again. Fine by me. That just meant more cum for me to syphon out of her pussy.

Live Phone Sex is the Best

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Live phone sex lets me tell you dirty stories like this one. Yesterday, I had to go to a woman’s house to pick up my daughter. Our girls are best friends. She was not there. The woman had taken the girls for ice cream and got a flat tire. I was already at her place waiting when I got the text. Her teen son let me in. I knew it would be awhile before AAA arrived during rush hour in Los Angeles. I was fine hanging out with a young stud. I teased him to see what kind of reaction I could get. I was not wearing panties, so I sat across from him with my mini skirt hiked up and my legs spread. I was showing off my pussy and it got his attention. I saw the bulge in his pants and almost came. I felt bad that my daughter was stuck in traffic, but it wasn’t like she was trapped in a hot car. I am such a trashy milf. I let that teen boy fuck me in his mother’s kitchen. He was not a virgin, but he was not experienced either. I had to show him some things like how to eat pussy and fuck in the ass. Quick study and eager to learn. Was it wrong of me to not go rescue my daughter? I mean doubtful I could have gotten to her on the freeway before AAA. I might as well entertain myself with a teen boy. Entertain I did too.

Gangbang Whore Weekend

gangbang whoreIt was a gangbang whore weekend at my house. My daughters and I enjoyed cocks all weekend. My husband had a big party for his top clients. This was a house party because the things we were doing would get us arrested. Once a year, my husband gives our holes away to his top clients. That means once a year they don’t have to pay for pussy and ass. I love fucking for money, but this is good business. It keeps our top spenders coming back for more. For almost 48 hours straight, men were drilling my asshole and pussy. Not just mine either. They were fucking my daughters’ tiny holes too. A few guys fucked my sons’ assholes also. Whatever a big spender wants, he gets. Money can get you anything in this world. Just depends on what you want to pay for the taboo things in life. My asshole is still sore, and I am rarely sore. But then I don’t often have hardcore anal sex for two days straight either. My daughters and one of my sons are in worse shape. I kept them home from school today because they can barely sit. So, we have sore assholes. Those heal. The reward of a happy daddy and happy rich clients will make us forgot those sore cum filled holes soon enough.

A Trashy MILF is Always Popular with Her Son’s Friends

trashy milfThis trashy milf can clean up when she must. I would love to wear hot pants and a tube top to school functions. One time I showed up looking like bad ass Sandy from Grease and I was sent home. Me. A mother of 4 students at the school was sent home by an angry mob of soccer moms. They were just jealous they couldn’t pull off the look. I was a little rough around the edges then. Not that I am not still; it is just now I know how to smooth my edges for the right occasion. I put on a sexy dress and went to my sons’ high school to piss off jealous soccer moms. The moment I made my fashionably late entrance, all eyes were on me. The jelly moms, the lustful dads and the horny boys all looked at me. That was what I wanted. Hell, even the teachers had their eyes glued to me. When a few of the schoolboys realized whose mom I was, they started befriending my sons. The boy with the hot mom is usually the most popular boy in school. I did my mom duty attending the boring PTA meeting. I told my sons to invite some of the boys over afterwards to go swimming. We have a small indoor pool. About an hour after we got home, schoolboys arrived ready to do cannon balls in our pool. I wanted to be a gangbang whore. While about 8 boys were goofing off in the pool, I was undressing to join them. They all gazed at my hot milf body as I got in the pool with them. I showed off my great lung capacity by blowing boys under the water. I ended up holding on to the ladder in a semi floating position while teen boys fucked me one after another. I drained teen balls and made my two older sons the most popular boys in school.

Trashy Milf Madam

trashy milfYou know what is better than a trashy milf? Two of them. My friend Darla and I decided to wreck some havoc last night. She has a teen daughter. A teen virgin daughter. Hard to believe with a mother like Darla, a teen girl would still be a virgin. Her mom is as big of a whore as me. She is an ex-trophy wife who made it rich when her husband violated the prenuptial agreement, the one he assumed she would break. She was just a smarter cheater than he was. Anyway, she told me she wanted to find a lover for her daughter. An older man who would fuck her right. She came to the right woman because when you are the madam of a big brood of young sexy prostitutes, you know men dying to fuck young pussy. I had just the guy for her too. One of my husband’s clients pays top dollar for teen virgin pussy. I told Darla not only could I get her an older lover for her daughter, I could get her a big bag of cash too. Not that she needs the money, but honestly, who turns down money ever? Xander came over right away. Darla got her daughter ready. I dressed her in a baby doll nightgown. It was pink with matching bikini panties. She looked sweet and innocent, yet seductive too. I know Xander’s type. He took three of my daughters’ cherries. Xander likes to be watched by the mother. Darla and I had ringside seats to her daughter’s cherry popping ceremony. The girl cried even though Xander was gentle. It always hurts the first time. We played with our pussies watching a much older man fuck a teen girl for the first time. Afterwards, we cleaned up her cum filled cunt with our tongues. Every girl should lose her virginity with  her momma watching.