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I wanna have that hot stripper sex that will make you tap out first.

Hot stripper sex

I know there are girls out there who would be ones to say ā€œI can go all nightā€ and then tap out after two hours of fun bedroom time. Which, thatā€™s fucking pathetic. Two hours, to me, is just fore play.

Sure, you get the pussy wet, and you cum a few times. Whefā€¦ exhausting right?

No. Thatā€™s not exhausting. Thatā€™s the warm up. As I want certain things out of my sex sessions. Things that will ramp up any bull cock that comes my way.

I want that hot stripper sex you see in porn. Where her asshole is being blown out like a tractor trailer tire on the interstate, thatā€™s been run over a few times by other cars. Make that pussy swell up like itā€™s had an allergic reaction because youā€™ve fucked it for so long, I stopped functioning mentally.

Not just lose IQ points in the moment. Thatā€™s just post nut clarity. Iā€™m talking about my ass still being retarded when I wake up because Iā€™m still high off that dick.

And yes, you having my cunt for breakfast so we can fill it back up for lunch later on.

 

This Cum dumpster is like a washing machine. I’ll take on any load (including your’s)

Cum Dumpster

I have what I like to call a fuckable body. Thatā€™s all it was made to do. And, as a cum dumpster whore, I have no qualms in where you dump your load.

Tits, ass, puss. Earā€¦ Iā€™d even sniff the shit like a line of coke. No shame in my game. Like a semen wasteland on my body.

Which this time of year is perfect for the fappy bird dicks to come out and play. Spring break is where everyone just comes together, and cums togetherā€¦ (see what I did there lul) Which makes my favored bukkake that much more enjoyable. All the flavors and seasonings.

And glazing me up like a Krispie Kreme doughnut fresh off the frier. Plus having dude do some ā€œfinger paintingā€ of their own in my cunt to keep their magic wands fluffed up and ready.

 

I recollect a time where I had a tighter cunt. Much younger time in Young Teen Phone Sex

Young Teen Phone Sex

One of my boy toys back at the trailer park was a bit of a pussy lover. Especially young teen pussy. Mainly mine.

Hey, it just tastes better than older cunts do. Sorry to burst the bubble of the Mommy pussies who think theirs is better than the rest. Sometimes, the older the berry, the more sour the juiceā€¦

But back to my fuck boi. He was the maintenance main of the park, who had a hankering for yours truly. All I had to do was bend over in a pair of cute shorts. And it got his dick standing at attention faster than a military serviceman coming across a higher up.

Even sounded like it made the ā€œboingā€ sound.

Either way, I let his face meet my favorite body part. Like the way that tongue feels against the folds. Like a piggy finding a truffle, he would find that sweet spot to make my young cunt just juice up his face.

Heā€™d also bury his dick so far up my puss, youā€™d think youā€™d see the tip of it hit my belly button.

Heā€™s the reason Iā€™m a size queen, though. So blame him for me not being able to take less than 7 inches of skinned up dong…

Come pop cum bubbles on my face, and make a cum dumpster slut

Cum Dumpster

Why donā€™t you fill me up. Come on now baby, cum on down my throat. Make a cum dumpster and rub that shit on me like melted butter.

Make me gobble it up like my last meal on earth. I love the sticky sweet ooey gooey morsel I get for doing a good job. And giving a guy the best dome possible.

Suck the soul outta like Evil Dead. Iā€™ll swallow your load!!

Can shoot in my face, mouth. Tits, pussy ass. Just not in the eyeā€¦ shit stings. But you get point. Give me all the dicks to suck, and line em up for me to service.

Iā€™m the cum guzzling gutter slut that every guy wishes he had. Because I can slob on the knob for days!

Make my face a wasteland of jizz.

 

Cum for the party, stay for the sorority girls fucking

Sorority Girls Fucking

One of the things that keeps us sorority girls fucking is making sure there is enough drugs and alcohol to pass around. Dead serious, key ingredient in a college girls diet is Malibu rum and cokes with a side of coke ( šŸ˜‰ ) or Sex on the Beach in the morning.

Both versions.

But you know once you get the twat dripping like a leaky faucet in a bathroom, you know itā€™s gonna be poppin. Start that party with a rousing round of ā€œWhoā€™s gonna come first?ā€. Where the guys just eat us girlies out till one of us pops off. Cause we all love their true linguistic skills.

We then get to playing musical dicks (like musical chairs, but we never stop the music and we just keep switching.) Orgy style shenanigans starts to happen, and then itā€™s just nothing but licking and fucking. Sucking off either a cock or a tit. And giving home girls a handy.

Keep us fucking, guys. Weā€™ll be sure to give you the college experience you see in the movies.

 

Cum Guzzling Slut loves to glug glug on the semen hose

Cum Guzzling Slut

Now, I love the feeling of being fucked by a raw cock.

Like nor barrier to separate me from the feeling of that nice rubbery dicks skin sliding inside the fuck hole as it just gets wetter and wetter. Like being fucked a baby seal skinned dildo.

Heheā€¦ wonder if those exist.

But either way, Iā€™m cum guzzling slut too. Love the taste. Texture. Everything about it.

So there are times where I will give a guy the best of my chicken head skills. Like go ā€œbok bokā€ on his morning wood worm and suck it till I get my morning protein shot. Start the day out on the right foot too.

And through out the day, I would instruct my dudes to cum in condoms for me. Kinda like a Gogurt, but itā€™s a cum load I can save for later šŸ˜€

Either way, give me all the cum you can muster. Iā€™ll swallow every load like itā€™s a Death row prisonerā€™s last meal.

 

How this trailer trash whore makes it through college

I know Iā€™m one of the first in my family as a trailer trash whore to really do the college thing. Not like Iā€™m really paying attention in some of the classes Iā€™m in. As I love getting my professors hard at awkward moments during the lecture. Just so that boner is visible for me.

Now, he knows heā€™s gonna get him some Jamie pussy. I sell it, trade it. Itā€™s my bargaining tool. So Mr Prof is gonna get his lil winky wet by yours truly. And Iā€™m gonna get a better grade overall because I, quote ā€œFuck like porn star of his dreamsā€.

Give him that sloppy toppy to start so I can at least get him hard enough for me to feel it. Heā€™s not small, but average.

Iā€™m a size queen. Bigger cocks just hit different.

But I suck this mans soul out of his body before I pop myself on top of his Vienna sausage for my cunt to eat up. Get to bounce a bit for him then, showing off how high my titties jump. Give him about 30 seconds and he blows his load in me.

Then he tells me he loves afterwardsā€¦

I tell me friends this is why Iā€™m a B and C student.

Trailer Trash Whore

My Cum filled cunt works better than McDonalds Ice Cream Machine.

Cum Filled Cunt

Kink I have is trying to see how long I can hold cum in my puss. And not just from one source. Iā€™m talking multiple. Give the most cum filled cunt I can have.

Itā€™s the feeling of it dripping down my leg later on. Reminds me of the fun I had prior to the gooey mess starting to mix into a cum blob. Cum smoothie.

Heheā€¦ Cumba Tea. Cause itā€™s got chunky bitsā€¦

Either way. Iā€™m that cum slut that just loves everything about the creamy center of a guys balls. And love holding it my man yogurt pouch until it just starts to ooze out as my body naturally starts to push it out.

Itā€™s great lubricant too. I can use it to play with my clit while you gear up for the next round.

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Chronicles of Stripper Sex Stories you wish you were there for. But you can wank to this at least…

Stripper Sex Stories

Stripper sex stories are always fun to hear. Some crazy shit goes down at those clubs all the time. Especially in the back rooms. Get all those good sloppy toppy blow job stories. Or those nice plump cunt bumps from a big throbbing dancer pole.

Something else the girls can dance on.

But, itā€™s the ones you get hired out to do on private residences that are the better option. You can end up getting away with more

Like being a unicorn at a swingers party šŸ™‚

Basically, Iā€™m the pussy to pass around. And passed around I was. Like a fucking blunt at a Snoop Dogg party. Just having as many of my fuck holes blown out as possible.

This one guy did end up taking a liking to me. Had me by the pool jacking it in my face while we talked about different strokes he could do. Giving him those jerk off instructions until he blew his man gravy all over me. Basting me for a roast for a dinner part.

I think he left me DNA on me than a crime scene by the end of the night.

 

The debate about squirting? We can in Pissing Phone Sex

 

 

Pissing Phone Sex

So. Squirting. The ever so elusive ability that a woman can get when an orgasm of such measure is achieved.

I have the ability. Itā€™s like a fucking super power. Especially for being able to become the human super soaker. Make them cum drops become lemon drops and open that mouth wide babe!

Key is making sure you have enough fluids in you for the blast off. Canā€™t do that shit dehydrated. Kinda like pissing. Canā€™t do that while thereā€™s nothing in the chamber. Drink your fucking water bitches.

Then, get that double stim on the cooch goin. Be using a vibrator and a dildo. Or G Spot stim with a clit flick. Whatever gets you in the mood.

Then, when the moment hits, and that feeling is there, youā€™ll shoot off like Old Faithful at Yellowstone. Like fucking doves and shit will start flying everywhere. Youā€™ll be so into it that youā€™ll forget about the fact you didnā€™t put a towel downā€¦

And now have a river of cum/piss to clean up (yesā€¦ itā€™s piss too. Fight me)