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Come pop cum bubbles on my face, and make a cum dumpster slut

Cum Dumpster

Why don’t you fill me up. Come on now baby, cum on down my throat. Make a cum dumpster and rub that shit on me like melted butter.

Make me gobble it up like my last meal on earth. I love the sticky sweet ooey gooey morsel I get for doing a good job. And giving a guy the best dome possible.

Suck the soul outta like Evil Dead. I’ll swallow your load!!

Can shoot in my face, mouth. Tits, pussy ass. Just not in the eye… shit stings. But you get point. Give me all the dicks to suck, and line em up for me to service.

I’m the cum guzzling gutter slut that every guy wishes he had. Because I can slob on the knob for days!

Make my face a wasteland of jizz.

 

Cum for the party, stay for the sorority girls fucking

Sorority Girls Fucking

One of the things that keeps us sorority girls fucking is making sure there is enough drugs and alcohol to pass around. Dead serious, key ingredient in a college girls diet is Malibu rum and cokes with a side of coke ( 😉 ) or Sex on the Beach in the morning.

Both versions.

But you know once you get the twat dripping like a leaky faucet in a bathroom, you know it’s gonna be poppin. Start that party with a rousing round of “Who’s gonna come first?”. Where the guys just eat us girlies out till one of us pops off. Cause we all love their true linguistic skills.

We then get to playing musical dicks (like musical chairs, but we never stop the music and we just keep switching.) Orgy style shenanigans starts to happen, and then it’s just nothing but licking and fucking. Sucking off either a cock or a tit. And giving home girls a handy.

Keep us fucking, guys. We’ll be sure to give you the college experience you see in the movies.

 

Cum Guzzling Slut loves to glug glug on the semen hose

Cum Guzzling Slut

Now, I love the feeling of being fucked by a raw cock.

Like nor barrier to separate me from the feeling of that nice rubbery dicks skin sliding inside the fuck hole as it just gets wetter and wetter. Like being fucked a baby seal skinned dildo.

Hehe… wonder if those exist.

But either way, I’m cum guzzling slut too. Love the taste. Texture. Everything about it.

So there are times where I will give a guy the best of my chicken head skills. Like go “bok bok” on his morning wood worm and suck it till I get my morning protein shot. Start the day out on the right foot too.

And through out the day, I would instruct my dudes to cum in condoms for me. Kinda like a Gogurt, but it’s a cum load I can save for later 😀

Either way, give me all the cum you can muster. I’ll swallow every load like it’s a Death row prisoner’s last meal.

 

How this trailer trash whore makes it through college

I know I’m one of the first in my family as a trailer trash whore to really do the college thing. Not like I’m really paying attention in some of the classes I’m in. As I love getting my professors hard at awkward moments during the lecture. Just so that boner is visible for me.

Now, he knows he’s gonna get him some Jamie pussy. I sell it, trade it. It’s my bargaining tool. So Mr Prof is gonna get his lil winky wet by yours truly. And I’m gonna get a better grade overall because I, quote “Fuck like porn star of his dreams”.

Give him that sloppy toppy to start so I can at least get him hard enough for me to feel it. He’s not small, but average.

I’m a size queen. Bigger cocks just hit different.

But I suck this mans soul out of his body before I pop myself on top of his Vienna sausage for my cunt to eat up. Get to bounce a bit for him then, showing off how high my titties jump. Give him about 30 seconds and he blows his load in me.

Then he tells me he loves afterwards…

I tell me friends this is why I’m a B and C student.

Trailer Trash Whore

My Cum filled cunt works better than McDonalds Ice Cream Machine.

Cum Filled Cunt

Kink I have is trying to see how long I can hold cum in my puss. And not just from one source. I’m talking multiple. Give the most cum filled cunt I can have.

It’s the feeling of it dripping down my leg later on. Reminds me of the fun I had prior to the gooey mess starting to mix into a cum blob. Cum smoothie.

Hehe… Cumba Tea. Cause it’s got chunky bits…

Either way. I’m that cum slut that just loves everything about the creamy center of a guys balls. And love holding it my man yogurt pouch until it just starts to ooze out as my body naturally starts to push it out.

It’s great lubricant too. I can use it to play with my clit while you gear up for the next round.

 

Chronicles of Stripper Sex Stories you wish you were there for. But you can wank to this at least…

Stripper Sex Stories

Stripper sex stories are always fun to hear. Some crazy shit goes down at those clubs all the time. Especially in the back rooms. Get all those good sloppy toppy blow job stories. Or those nice plump cunt bumps from a big throbbing dancer pole.

Something else the girls can dance on.

But, it’s the ones you get hired out to do on private residences that are the better option. You can end up getting away with more

Like being a unicorn at a swingers party 🙂

Basically, I’m the pussy to pass around. And passed around I was. Like a fucking blunt at a Snoop Dogg party. Just having as many of my fuck holes blown out as possible.

This one guy did end up taking a liking to me. Had me by the pool jacking it in my face while we talked about different strokes he could do. Giving him those jerk off instructions until he blew his man gravy all over me. Basting me for a roast for a dinner part.

I think he left me DNA on me than a crime scene by the end of the night.

 

The debate about squirting? We can in Pissing Phone Sex

 

 

Pissing Phone Sex

So. Squirting. The ever so elusive ability that a woman can get when an orgasm of such measure is achieved.

I have the ability. It’s like a fucking super power. Especially for being able to become the human super soaker. Make them cum drops become lemon drops and open that mouth wide babe!

Key is making sure you have enough fluids in you for the blast off. Can’t do that shit dehydrated. Kinda like pissing. Can’t do that while there’s nothing in the chamber. Drink your fucking water bitches.

Then, get that double stim on the cooch goin. Be using a vibrator and a dildo. Or G Spot stim with a clit flick. Whatever gets you in the mood.

Then, when the moment hits, and that feeling is there, you’ll shoot off like Old Faithful at Yellowstone. Like fucking doves and shit will start flying everywhere. You’ll be so into it that you’ll forget about the fact you didn’t put a towel down…

And now have a river of cum/piss to clean up (yes… it’s piss too. Fight me)

 

Bartender, I really did it this time as a drunk girl fucking…

Drunk Girl Fucking

For the record, drunk pussy is better than sober pussy. Reason is because I know I can take big ass dicks in any hole I have. Kinda of a talent, not gonna lie. Especially when I’m the drunk girl fucking ya.

Like, getting an enema of alcohol to start the night out is always fun. Keeping it in as long as I can before expelling it. Feeling that nice buzz getting going. Probably the best way to clean out to as you gotta do it anyways. Two birds one stone kind of deal.

But also, keep on drinking while getting nice and sloppy. Give everyone a show while I’m at it. Be that one girl who becomes smashed and just starts to suck off any guy she can. Or just throw my puss around and see how many dudes I can take at one time.

Either way, it’s blissful. Keeps my cunt nice and at the ready.

Sex, Drugs, and Sorority Girls Fucking

 

Sorority Girls Fucking

My sorority sisters know how to throw one hell of a party. Cause most of the time it does end up in me and my sorority girls fucking. Cause the guys just can’t keep up with these bitches. That’s why we all home girls.

Like, the party always goes okay till around a certain time when these assholes start getting whiskey dick. These dudes be trying to duffle bag their dicks into our fuck holes. And then think that it’s a “stellar performance” from their bros. Who are just as “alpha” with their one pump magic.

See, these bitches I roll with know how to handle shit. We got toys that come out, when these dude bros can’t even satisfy a house wife. My body wands, vibrators, dildos… all those have more reliability anyways. Plus we get high as fuck when we start to play.

Everything we can do. Shrooms, X, coke, fucking Molly. All of em.

Makes it that much better.

Plus, it’s always a treat for us to get to eat each other out like that. Keep that fountain of youthful pussy going. Send me out of this world with me cumming so hard, they call the police cause people think you’re trying to kill me.

 

Fly with these red wings in Period Phone Sex

Period Phone Sex

So I know you nasty fuckers out there know that behind this phone, there is definitely a woman there. Who has a uterus. And we all know that there is a certain time of month that some men won’t even consider touching a woman. Because… ew? It’s doing the nasty thing again…

But Period Phone Sex while I’m sailing that red tide? My gawd. It’s a sex that hits different. Like, I’m already wet. And things just slide around in my ketchup cup a lot longer too. It’s a gift that keeps on giving.

And think of this. Cool vampire role play while you’re getting ready to nom on your favorite food group. (That’s me btw 😉 ) You can think of it as going for a yummy cupcake that’s filled with strawberry preserves. And if it’s a bit extra “chunky”? Meh, that’s like coco beads from a Boba Tea.

If that part bothers you a little though, use your dick as a stir stick and make it a bloody cum slushy.

All I’m saying is I have mad respect to the men who take one for the team. Get that zombie mustache going, and just nom nom nom motha fuckas