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How this trailer trash whore makes it through college

I know I’m one of the first in my family as a trailer trash whore to really do the college thing. Not like I’m really paying attention in some of the classes I’m in. As I love getting my professors hard at awkward moments during the lecture. Just so that boner is visible for me.

Now, he knows he’s gonna get him some Jamie pussy. I sell it, trade it. It’s my bargaining tool. So Mr Prof is gonna get his lil winky wet by yours truly. And I’m gonna get a better grade overall because I, quote “Fuck like porn star of his dreams”.

Give him that sloppy toppy to start so I can at least get him hard enough for me to feel it. He’s not small, but average.

I’m a size queen. Bigger cocks just hit different.

But I suck this mans soul out of his body before I pop myself on top of his Vienna sausage for my cunt to eat up. Get to bounce a bit for him then, showing off how high my titties jump. Give him about 30 seconds and he blows his load in me.

Then he tells me he loves afterwards…

I tell me friends this is why I’m a B and C student.

Trailer Trash Whore

My Cum filled cunt works better than McDonalds Ice Cream Machine.

Cum Filled Cunt

Kink I have is trying to see how long I can hold cum in my puss. And not just from one source. I’m talking multiple. Give the most cum filled cunt I can have.

It’s the feeling of it dripping down my leg later on. Reminds me of the fun I had prior to the gooey mess starting to mix into a cum blob. Cum smoothie.

Hehe… Cumba Tea. Cause it’s got chunky bits…

Either way. I’m that cum slut that just loves everything about the creamy center of a guys balls. And love holding it my man yogurt pouch until it just starts to ooze out as my body naturally starts to push it out.

It’s great lubricant too. I can use it to play with my clit while you gear up for the next round.

 

Chronicles of Stripper Sex Stories you wish you were there for. But you can wank to this at least…

Stripper Sex Stories

Stripper sex stories are always fun to hear. Some crazy shit goes down at those clubs all the time. Especially in the back rooms. Get all those good sloppy toppy blow job stories. Or those nice plump cunt bumps from a big throbbing dancer pole.

Something else the girls can dance on.

But, it’s the ones you get hired out to do on private residences that are the better option. You can end up getting away with more

Like being a unicorn at a swingers party 🙂

Basically, I’m the pussy to pass around. And passed around I was. Like a fucking blunt at a Snoop Dogg party. Just having as many of my fuck holes blown out as possible.

This one guy did end up taking a liking to me. Had me by the pool jacking it in my face while we talked about different strokes he could do. Giving him those jerk off instructions until he blew his man gravy all over me. Basting me for a roast for a dinner part.

I think he left me DNA on me than a crime scene by the end of the night.

 

The debate about squirting? We can in Pissing Phone Sex

 

 

Pissing Phone Sex

So. Squirting. The ever so elusive ability that a woman can get when an orgasm of such measure is achieved.

I have the ability. It’s like a fucking super power. Especially for being able to become the human super soaker. Make them cum drops become lemon drops and open that mouth wide babe!

Key is making sure you have enough fluids in you for the blast off. Can’t do that shit dehydrated. Kinda like pissing. Can’t do that while there’s nothing in the chamber. Drink your fucking water bitches.

Then, get that double stim on the cooch goin. Be using a vibrator and a dildo. Or G Spot stim with a clit flick. Whatever gets you in the mood.

Then, when the moment hits, and that feeling is there, you’ll shoot off like Old Faithful at Yellowstone. Like fucking doves and shit will start flying everywhere. You’ll be so into it that you’ll forget about the fact you didn’t put a towel down…

And now have a river of cum/piss to clean up (yes… it’s piss too. Fight me)

 

Bartender, I really did it this time as a drunk girl fucking…

Drunk Girl Fucking

For the record, drunk pussy is better than sober pussy. Reason is because I know I can take big ass dicks in any hole I have. Kinda of a talent, not gonna lie. Especially when I’m the drunk girl fucking ya.

Like, getting an enema of alcohol to start the night out is always fun. Keeping it in as long as I can before expelling it. Feeling that nice buzz getting going. Probably the best way to clean out to as you gotta do it anyways. Two birds one stone kind of deal.

But also, keep on drinking while getting nice and sloppy. Give everyone a show while I’m at it. Be that one girl who becomes smashed and just starts to suck off any guy she can. Or just throw my puss around and see how many dudes I can take at one time.

Either way, it’s blissful. Keeps my cunt nice and at the ready.

Sex, Drugs, and Sorority Girls Fucking

 

Sorority Girls Fucking

My sorority sisters know how to throw one hell of a party. Cause most of the time it does end up in me and my sorority girls fucking. Cause the guys just can’t keep up with these bitches. That’s why we all home girls.

Like, the party always goes okay till around a certain time when these assholes start getting whiskey dick. These dudes be trying to duffle bag their dicks into our fuck holes. And then think that it’s a “stellar performance” from their bros. Who are just as “alpha” with their one pump magic.

See, these bitches I roll with know how to handle shit. We got toys that come out, when these dude bros can’t even satisfy a house wife. My body wands, vibrators, dildos… all those have more reliability anyways. Plus we get high as fuck when we start to play.

Everything we can do. Shrooms, X, coke, fucking Molly. All of em.

Makes it that much better.

Plus, it’s always a treat for us to get to eat each other out like that. Keep that fountain of youthful pussy going. Send me out of this world with me cumming so hard, they call the police cause people think you’re trying to kill me.

 

Fly with these red wings in Period Phone Sex

Period Phone Sex

So I know you nasty fuckers out there know that behind this phone, there is definitely a woman there. Who has a uterus. And we all know that there is a certain time of month that some men won’t even consider touching a woman. Because… ew? It’s doing the nasty thing again…

But Period Phone Sex while I’m sailing that red tide? My gawd. It’s a sex that hits different. Like, I’m already wet. And things just slide around in my ketchup cup a lot longer too. It’s a gift that keeps on giving.

And think of this. Cool vampire role play while you’re getting ready to nom on your favorite food group. (That’s me btw 😉 ) You can think of it as going for a yummy cupcake that’s filled with strawberry preserves. And if it’s a bit extra “chunky”? Meh, that’s like coco beads from a Boba Tea.

If that part bothers you a little though, use your dick as a stir stick and make it a bloody cum slushy.

All I’m saying is I have mad respect to the men who take one for the team. Get that zombie mustache going, and just nom nom nom motha fuckas 

 

Young Teen Phone Sex all wrapped in a bow

Young Teen Phone Sex

Well, well, well, look who we’re talking about today – the infamous teen trailer park trash who’s been making waves in their little community. Now, I’m not one to judge, but let’s just say they’ve been keeping themselves quite busy. Having my holes blown out is a hobby at this point.

Like, taking a dude’s gear shift in the back of a 93 Civic that’s been modded. Or sucking on some girls peach pit in her mawmaw’s bed. Also taking one in the boot, and one in the coot. I just gave it out most of the time like it was candy at Halloween.

One particular time I was caught with the pastor’s son. He was mid way through explaining how he was gonna ruin my uterus, treating it like the punching bag it was. And of course I was just moaning like a little cum whore because that shit hits hard. Had to convince Daddy dearest to join in with the temptation of tasting Eden’s garden.

And no… it wasn’t fruit he was eating 😉 That apple got bit the minute he said yes.

 

It’s a hell of a show with Hooker Phone Sex

Hooker Phone Sex

Okay, so before I became a PSO, I was hooking. And I was a sloppy one at that. With how many college guys who’d rented my fuck huts out, you’d think it was a mansion of an Air BnB. Even did some shit that was “questionable” by moral codes of normies.

Like taking two dicks at once in the boot. Stretching out that hole while I was hoped up on coke (cause I’m that ho), and letting them run a train through my tunnels. They paid me well for it, and I’d give em a show. Might have done a “special show” one time.

Had a special friend showed up to the party one time. Will say his first name was Jack. Last name Ass. And we were in for a bit of a burro spectacle of a time. Cause his cock was of epic horse sized proportions.

With my ass already poking up in the air, he mounted me like a bull mounts it’s bitch of the moment. Stretching every part of my pink butterfly out, I started to push back into him so we could match tempo. His cock was so big it was pushing past the back wall of my pussy, and reaching into my womb.

He came, with force. It leaked everywhere out of my orifice, making me have my own earth shattering pleasure time. And I just kept going, as with his type, he tended to stay pretty hard after cumming like that.

Someone did make me squat on a cup and drink the contents that leaked out of where Mr Ed left his deposit. Tasted like hay…

Druggy Phone Sex with the side effects of cumming

Druggy Phone Sex

Sex on drugs. They tell you to never do it. I beg to differ.

Cause sex is just sex. Anyone can do it. But sex while you’re higher than senator’s socks has a different feel. It’s different with each drug too.

Like weed. Weed must makes everything feel better. For when your making pound cake in the fuck oven, or when you wanna give her your fully creamed cannoli. Cause you know that bitch is gonna get the munchies anyways.

Not a stoner? Get some of that booger sugar and snort on up. Coke makes me just edge out those orgasms. Keeping my pussy wet the entire time. Plus I end up taking more risks with my other fuck hole.

Ecstasy takes a special place in my heart, as it’s my drug of choice. Pop a pill or two of that and put some lube down. And just roll in that. Touching every part of your body, touching mine. Playing with the mud flaps of my cunt, I get to stroke your fuck stick.

Drugs just make everything better.