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You know how this trashy milf deals with the dog days of summer? I fuck in the pool! Seriously, this summer feels extremely brutal, but I refuse to let the heat stop me from fucking. And all the hot teenage boys hang out at my trailer park pool. Yesterday reached almost 100 degrees in Florida. And that’s too hot for this old whore. But I sucked it up to get teenage cock.
I think the younger someone is, the less susceptible to the heat they are. I drank a bunch of water, put on my bikini and decided to suck up this heat. Not letting the dog days of summer get me down or prevent me from fucking. I figured that I could hop in the pool if I over heated. My pink bikini makes me look hot, so I put that one on. And marched my trashy milf ass to the trailer park pool.
And I felt like the belle of the ball. Just me and about 20 teenage boys goofing off in the pool. Just trying to beat the heat I assumed. So, I hopped in the pool with them and asked if I could play too. They appeared to be in the middle of a game of Marco Polo. I have not played that in ions. But it is the perfect water sport during the dog days of summer, LOL. When I would duck under the water, I helped myself to some boy dick. Even in wet swim trunks you can tell the size of a cock, especially in my presence, LOL.
Suddenly, I did not care about the game. All I had on my mind were those teenage cocks and the brutal heat. Luckily for me, I can hold my breath long. My lungs work just fine despite my age. And I love blowing men under water. It’s cool to see dicks and balls float. These boys did not seem bothered by the dog days of summer. They told me to get out of the pool so they could fuck me properly.
Since I did not want to say no to them, this trashy milf sucked it up and let them gang bang me poolside under the brutal sun. I almost got heat stroke, LOL. But I got about 20 dicks and about 20 loads of hot jizz. And that made me forget all about the dog days of summer.
Lot lizard sex whores know how to score blow. I need coke. But I never mind fucking for it. Even though I make great money as a phone whore, why would I pay for something when I could barter for it. I do my best hustling at the truck stop. All sorts of men, young and old, black, white and brown, will fuck me for some blow. Truckers have the best coke too. Since it’s a stimulant it works better at keeping truckers awake than a 5 Hour Energy drink which is like No Doze in a liquid form.
The truck stop appeared to be popping too. Holiday weeks often bring out the truckers. In my daisy duke shorts and a tank top, I walked in and out of the truck bays, and truckers invited me in. Coke will always be my poison. I do weed and Molly too, but I am a clean druggy porn whore. Most of the lot lizards in my town look like skanky Meth heads. So, the truckers prefer to fuck me. Plus, I do not charge them. I just accept in-kind donations in the form of white lines.
The black truckers love to fuck me. But last night the star of my world had a big white dick and the best blow ever. He told me he scored some coke while in Cuba last month. And this shit was like Tommy Montana coke. I got fucked up quickly. This white trucker appeared half my age. But that cock! What a long dick. A little blow on the head, and he became a fuck machine. He hogged me most of the night. But neither of us minded.
He gave me a goody bag to take home too. And his shit works better than any coke I have done before. Fuck. I am still fucking high. Call my phone sex line now and take advantage of a fucked up blonde cougar.
Golden showers sex may not be my specialty, but I enjoy it. Occasionally, I let a man pee on me. However, I am the one usually pissing on men. I am not too shy to piss on a man. While at the truck stop last night looking for hung truckers willing to share coke or weed with me, I met a new guy. A white man with a tiny dick who reminded me of my ex-husband. But this guy seemed a lot more self-aware than my ex.
Terry asked me to pee on him. He knew I preferred big black cocks. And he knew he had nothing that could satisfy me either. But he views himself as worthless. And he enjoys extreme humiliation from hot women. He offered me $500 to piss in his mouth. Easy money for a lot lizard sex whore. So, I chugged a couple beers and went into the back of his cab with him.
I squatted over his mouth and pissed right in his mouth too. And it was a long piss. Beer makes me pee like a racehorse. Terry surrounded his entire mouth over my pussy like a vacuum seal so he would not waste a drop. I bet I filled a milk jug with all my urine too. And he swallowed it all. He even licked my pussy and ass using his tongue like toilet paper. Although I thought we might be finished. I mean I pissed in his mouth like he wanted.
But he told me if I got some black cock spunk in my cunt and ass after I left his trailer, I should come back, and he would pay me another $500. I am no hooker, but this was easy money. And I did need cleaned up afterward to black truckers pumped a few loads inside me. So, I bounced on a few black cocks and came back to my creampie slut trucker.
I made $1000 in a couple hours. And that was easy money for a lot lizard too. Although I will never be a hooker because I like fucking. Never want it to feel like a job fucking black cocks. Plus, I would rather trade for sex for party supplies. But if I see Terry again, and he wants me to piss on him, and feed him my creampie, I will take his money.