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White trash phone sex is what I was born to do. I was born in a trailer park. I have lived my entire life in a double wide trailer. I guess you could say I was born on the wrong side of the tracks. When I was in high school, they called me trailer trash Barbie. I was skinny with big boobs and bleach blonde hair. I wore short shorts, high heels and I fucked all the black boys in school and all my friend’s dads and brothers. My reputation goes way back. I was a dirty whore as a teen girl. I am still a dirty whore. In the 4 decades since I was in high school, I have mastered the art of dirty. I love to get high and freaky. I was entertaining a few guys last night. We were drinking PBR and doing lines of coke. It was 6 guys and me. I picked them up in a bar. I could not remember their names. I was not concerned with that. I just wanted their young cocks and all their cum. I was getting anally gang banged. They could not believe what a nasty whore I was. They had not seen anything yet. Taking six guys at once is nothing. I had six loads of cum in my ass. To show them that I am a nasty anal cum dumpster, I shit their jizz out on the floor and licked it up. They were stroking their cocks hard watching me lick their cum off the floor. They told me I was better than any porn star they had seen. Damn right. I am a dirty old whore. I love cum. I love anal sex. I love fucking strangers. I am the best kind of woman. I do everything wives refuse to do.
When you are a big dick sucker, you get a reputation. I do not mind reputations. I love it that guys know I am a cum guzzler and knob slobber. I was hungover this morning. I was up late partying like I am any Friday night. I heard banging on my door early this morning. I think the sun was just barely up too. I am not a morning person because I am a night owl. I keep vampire hours. Well, sort of. That is why you never see me on before noon LOL. When I first heard the banging, I thought perhaps it was my head. But it would not stop. I got up to check the door thinking maybe it was an Amazon delivery. It was a couple young boys. So young I doubted they even had pubes yet. One of them said to me, “I hear you suck big dicks.” I laughed because I knew they could not have big dicks yet. Not based on their age or size. I asked them if they had big dicks for me. One boy was all proud and he said, “Together we have about 10-inches, is that good enough for you?” I laughed. They were precious. Sure, I like my 10 inches to be on one cock, but they were so adorable, and I am always into young boys. I told them to come on in. I was happy to suck their cocks. My guess was they had heard about the trashy milf on Lot 18 who loves to suck cock and fuck. Maybe they heard that I was a size queen. Maybe they just assumed. Either way, I made those horny boys men. Not only did I suck their cocks, but I also let them use me as a three-hole whore. Turns out, their young boy cum was just the hangover cure I needed.
The boys in my trailer park think I am a trashy milf. I love being called that too. School is out for the summer, so any time I need some boy action, I go to the pool. I found this young teen boy at the pool with his sister yesterday. It was brutally hot, so not many brats out. I was melting. My old tanned skin felt like leather after an hour in the sun. I needed to go inside. I brought the brother and sister with me. My plan was to diddle the boy while the sister watched TV. All boys love my big tits and once my mouth touches their hairless dicks, they are in heaven. This young boy kept saying you cannot touch me like that. I was not going to give up easily though. I went and got the girl. I sat her on my face and licked her sweet young cunnie until she gave me a hot pissing orgasm. She giggled and I laughed. She did not have the stranger danger her big brother had. I like cunt too. I licked and fingered my daughter’s bald twat before she was potty trained. The boy watched me molest his sister. He never tried to intervene. Maybe he was a little queer boy? I went over to him and played with his young butthole. His little dick got stiff as a board as I fingered his asshole. I think I found what he wanted. I finger fucked his pink puckered asshole. He may or may not have been a virgin, but his ass was so tight I doubt he had ever had a dick in it. I took care of that with my strap-on. His baby sister watched as I pegged her brother. It was a hot show. I mean the day did not go as I planned, but I did get some young pussy and I got to peg a young boy. That is a good day for a trailer trash whore.
I was a drunk girl fucking this weekend. I am usually a coke whore, but I was out and struggling to find any. Was not a matter of money or trading my body for coke, it is that all my connections are feeling a shortage. Big D gave me some economic reason to explain why car rental rates have soared and coke and pot are harder to get. He had a ton of liquor in his cab, so I drank with him. We fucked and chugged beers. I am not much of a drinker, so I puked. I was afraid my Linda Blair impression would scare him away. Most guys do not like to see a puking gal. This nasty phonesex whore was more attractive to him drunk and messy. His big black cock was hard for me in my hot mess state. I was seeing double. My head was spinning. But he mounted me like a horse and put his huge cock in my my drunk cunt. He fucked me hard from behind. His big black balls were smacking my ass hard. My stomach was churning as he jiggled my body left and right and back and forth. I puked again. Big D thought it was hot and kept fucking me. He never missed a stroke even with me puking. I guess he likes a nasty girl. I was so fucked up that I passed out in his cab. He must have been horny again because I woke up with cum in my hair and matted cum and puked on my face. I smelt awful and felt worse. Like I said, coke is my drug of choice. I drink some, but not like I did Saturday night with Big D. I thought I could keep up with him but I was wrong. I guess I need to stay in my lane!