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Every year I pledge to be a bigger cum guzzling slut than the year before. I am in my late 50s, and so far, I top my record every year. I love that the older I get, the more cock I can get. When I was growing up in the 70s, women were put to pasture in their 40s. Men did not want much to do with older women. The term back then was a Mrs. Robinson. There were no terms like MILF, GILF or cougar. Now, all the men, black, white and brown, know that if they need their balls drained the person to see is an older woman. Only a trashy milf like me can thoroughly drain a cock and balls. That is because with age comes experience and skills. I have fine tuned my ball draining techniques over the years. I am no longer afraid to suck a cock for hours to get every drop of cum. I am no longer afraid to take every drop of cum in my ass, mouth or pussy either. The boys in my trailer park, the men as well, know that this blonde, skinny, cougar can take a pounding. They see me with black men three times my size and think if she can handle that dark meat, she can handle my white monster. It is true. Black cock whores are down for anything. I am off to a good start for this new year too. I sucked 23 cocks last night. They all came in my mouth. I milked them dry. I crashed a neighbor’s New Year’s Eve party. No one cared since I was milking their cocks dry. I used their coke, and I drank their booze, but in return, I drained their balls all a few times each. A cum dumpster party crasher is always welcome.
The holidays mean drunk girl fucking for me. I like to party. My poisons are cocaine and Jack Daniels. I was partying last night at a neighbor’s trailer. She is a stripper. Her club was closed though Christmas Eve. That does not sound good for business. When I stripped back in the day the club was open every day of the year, and the holidays were slammed with lonely and horny guys. Phone sex is the same way. I worked the day shift, but come Christmas Eve, I was in full party mode. Silvia had called me up and invited me and my son and daughter over. She said she had some good coke from a Colombian guy. Hispanic men have the best dope. Black men have the best cocks. Not stereotypes. Just facts. When I arrived at her trailer, she was ready to devour my son. I knew why she invited us over. Her son lives in Colorado and a winter storm thwarted his travel plans to escape the cold for a week. She was alone, and I did not mind hanging with her, especially since she always shares her drugs. Plus, my son loves fucking another trashy milf like me. My daughter and I snorted lines off each other’s tits while they fucked. Silvia is my milf friend who I can tell anything to. She is as wild and horny as me. My daughter sucked her brother’s cum from her cunt as I played with mine and pounded back the Jack Daniels. I love drunk fucking. I love high fucking. I guess I just love fucking. My son has the stamina to take care of two horny milfs and his sister, but we wanted some more cocks to play with. One boy is not enough for three horny women. Silvia called up some black guys with huge dicks. Now we had a party. We had a holiday orgy. Oh my. This old broad got a very white Christmas from the blackest cocks. Merry Christmas creampie lovers, cum and get your presents.
I love druggy phone sex holidays. The holidays always bring out the party guys. I am always in party mode though. I do not have the excuse of the stress of the holidays or seeing in-laws. I just like to party. I have no stress really. My family is just me, my son and my daughter. We get alone great. They have nothing to do with their father, my ex-husband. So, no in law drama for us. They are staying with me through the first of the year. They have been with me for a couple months since we had back-to-back storms that did damage to their places. I would love it if they never went back home. I wake up every day with a cock to fuck me and a pussy to lick. My son and daughter are party animals too. Last night, I stayed in. I rarely stay in on a weekend night, but I did not need to go look for coke. I had plenty for once. I did not need to look for cock either because this trashy milf had her son and a couple of his friends around to play with. Yes, I stayed in, and my daughter did too. We did lines of coke off cocks. We snowballed cum and we cleaned each other up too. My son has a lot of male friends with big cocks who love to fuck mature women. Add that they can fuck a mommy and a daughter together, well they never wanted to leave the house this morning. They were loving tag teaming my girl and I. Honestly, we loved it too. These boys were early to mid-20s. They took turns on my daughter and I. We were side by side kissing and helping each other cum on those cocks. Sure, I love to be a lot lizard sex whore and troll the truck bays for big black cocks, but I can stay home and party with my offspring and their friends every day of the week.
My phone sex line is a party line. As the holidays approach, there are more party guys who come out looking for some nasty fun. I am a druggy whore. My drug of choice is cocaine. I am old-school. I grew up in the 70s and 80s when cocaine was in fashion. My mother always did a few lines before she started hooking in our trailer when my father would go away. My mom hid her coke well because neither me nor my father found it. I partied with school friends though. We would do pot, drink and on weekends at someone’s else, we would snort coke like our parents did. Coke helps me do all the nasty shit and talk about all the taboo phonesex things I have done. Coke is like a truth serum. You want to find out all the kinky things that go on in a woman’s mind? Or the kinky things she has done? You need to party with her.
I was talking to a trucker on the phone last night. He was older than me, which rarely happens. Most of my callers are younger than me. But this guy has traveled the world and seen and done a lot of things. Many illegal, yet hot things. He is a coke head too, just like me. We did lines of coke and traded nasty stories. I was masturbating the entire time as he told me about being in a truck stop in Georgie once and a man approached him about a very young prostitute. He had always fantasized about teen sluts fucking him, but this girl was even younger than his fantasies. He had the cash, so he went for it. She was no doubt a trafficked girl, but he wanted a young piece of pussy so badly, that he went for it. I rubbed my shaved cunt as he told me how tight her little cunt and ass were.
The holidays are almost here fellows. Break out the cocaine and let’s get fucked up and share nasty stories together.
Being a trashy milf is what I do best. I know how to seduce the young boys. There is one last week of school before Christmas break. So, through the end of the week, I still have cute young boys waiting for the school bus in front of my trailer. I am a BBC whore, but there is something so sexy and taboo about molesting young boys. Normally, I am fucking the horny teen boys. They are always down to fuck a trailer park whore. This morning, however, I saw a new boy who was so cute. He was young looking. Likely younger than any boy I have seduced before, but I love the taste of boy cum. When they are too young for swimmers yet, their cum taste so different. It is sweeter tasting. I invited the boy in my trailer. He was nervous, but he came inside. I had some awkward chat with him. The boy was not very sociable. Maybe he was just shy. I pulled his pants down, but he did not stop me. He did not even fight me. I took his hairless pecker in my mouth and showed him what a trailer trash whore I really am. He was not making a sound and his body was stiff as a board. He feared me. No one is afraid of me. I massaged his little peanuts and sucked on that smooth dick until he started to relax. He got into it, but it took a few moments for me to convince him that I wanted to make him feel better. I was not there to hurt him. I was there to pleasure him. He did cum in my mouth. He was not big enough to fuck. His cum was sweet mixed in with piss. He was too young for a man orgasm, but I enjoyed him all the same. That little boy came into this blonde fucking whore’s mouth. Started my day off with a bang. I bet his too.
This trashy milf and her bestie went shopping on Saturday. It was Small Business Saturday. I do not remember such a thing when I was a young girl, but then no one went to shop at 4 am on Black Friday back then either. My girlfriend and I like to shop local. We both hook for a couple weeks prior to Small Business Saturday. We go down to the truck stop to hustle so we have money to spend locally. It is our annual holiday tradition. We may be trailer park whores, but we have expensive tastes. There are lots of local boutiques with designer clothes. It is like our Pretty Woman moment. The stuck-up cunts that work in these boutiques never think we have the money to spend in their stores based on how we dress. Sure, I am a trashy milf, and so is my bestie, but we have money. We like to fuck with the cunts. If they treat us like trash, we try on everything and do not spend a dime in those stores. Then we come back with our bags of expensive clothes and say, “Big mistake,” just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
We met this guy in the Christian Dior store. He was a delivery guy, but a hunk. He checked us out. We are hard to miss. Two old broads in skintight dresses and high heels in a fancy boutique? We looked like hookers. Well, technically, we are hookers, but we spend money just the same on Small Business Saturday as even the highest class of women. We spent about 10 grand in a couple boutiques who did not mind a couple trailer park whores in their stores. We then took the delivery guy back to my trailer to show off our cock sucking skills. My bestie and I share everything together, especially cock. This guy was not our typical young guy, but he had a cock big enough to share. He ate pussy well too. He had a shaved head. At one point during our kinky threesome, I rubbed my bald snatch on his head giving him a Mr. Clean shine on his head.
It was the perfect day for this trashy milf and her friend. We got some great deals on expensive designer clothes. We got to fuck a handsome and hung man. We also got to mock some stuck-up cunts who clearly did not want us shopping in their stores on Small Business Saturday. Just because we are hookers does not mean our money is less worthy. We work hard for that money.