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I a a huge creampie slut. But guess what? I am not the only one. My son and daughter are both creampie sluts too. They love cleaning up mommy’s messy holes. I came home pretty drunk the other night. High as fuck too. I stumbled into my trailer and after that, I do not remember much. It is all sort of a blur. What I do remember, however, is waking up to my son eating my pussy. My pussy was not clean. In the drunk stupor I was in, there was no way I even took a whore’s bath. I was a hot mess. I was still drunk when I woke up, just drunk enough to function. I thought I was having a wet dream. I looked down at my son buried between my legs and told him to enjoy my cum filled cunt. His eyes were as wide as the sky. I assumed from tasting a bunch of different men’s jizz inside his mother’s pussy. I told him my ass was full too. Soon after I said that his tongue was buried in my asshole. He has a long tongue perfect for snaking its way up my puckered hole. It helps that I am an anal whore. I take a lot of cock up my old ass, so it is not as tight as most women’s assholes. I soon felt his tongue licking out all that hot spunk from my well fucked asshole. I was sobering up quickly. It was like my son was sucking out the poison from my body. Cum is not poison to me though. Not to him either. We are both cum whores. My son is not gay. He is not even a cock sucker. He just loves mommy’s creampie holes. He cleaned me up then turned me into his cum dumpster when he came in my asshole and pussy.
A trailer trash whore knows how to have fun. We are having some bad weather in Florida. Not hurricane weather, but the winds were high, and the rain was coming down hard last night. When I could not go to the truck stop to get into some trouble, I went looking for a playmate in my trailer park. Storms make many of us restless. We need a distraction. I had some good cocaine, and I was willing to share it. I just needed a playmate. I found two. A sexy milf like me and her son. She was like me but younger. A trashy mature woman with a twenty something son with a hard cock. She was a party mom. I was not sure how we had never met before. But once you share your sloppy wet pussy with a woman, you become thick as thieves. Her son did not mind sharing his mother with me either. Would you? You know, share me with your mother or your wife? I eat pussy as well as I suck cock, and I am known as the queen of cock sucking. I showed him how to really eat his mother’s pussy. She told me no woman had been between her legs since she played doctor as a schoolgirl with a cousin of hers. Well, that was way too long ago. I had her squirting on my face. Her son could not believe how hard I made his mommy cum. She does not need any lube. She just needs a good cunt licking like all mature women. I took care of mommy first, then I sucked her son until he just about blew a hole in the back of my head. We had a kinky threesome all night while the storm shook our trailer park. This trashy milf knows how to have fun. I know how to distract myself and others from mother nature’s wrath.
I love being a cum dumpster. I do not need a holiday to celebrate that I am a cum whore, but long weekends are always busy times at the truck stop. I am a lot lizard. And according to the truckers, I am like a primo skank. The most coveted piece of ass at the truck stop will always be me. That is because I am not a meth head. I don’t do smack either. I am a vintage coke whore. Those are hard to find theses days in the era of designer and prescription drugs. I do not mess with Fentanyl or Oxy. That shit makes your body ugly quickly. I am just an old-fashioned druggy porn star who takes pride in her body. I want to luck good while fucking, but more importantly, I want men to want to fuck me. And last night at the truck stop, they were all fucking me. The other whores were not happy. Not my fault they did not look as good as me. They were all younger than me too. That went to my head a bit if I am being honest. I love showing up the lot lizard whores.
I had never seen that many trucks in the bay over a holiday weekend. Never. I know I was not the reason they were there. I was the reason, however, that they stayed so long instead of getting back on the road. My truck stop has shower bays and a restaurant, but this blonde trashy milf is the main reason that truckers stayed longer. I was cab hopping. I would fuck one trucker and do some coke with him, then bounce to the other trucker and have some fun with him. I did about twenty-five truckers last night. Some were black, some were white. All were horny for this old broad. And I was horny for their cum.
I am a cum guzzling slut. Everyone who knows me, understands this. It is getting to be cum cube season. Do you know what that means? It means that I need to start collecting as much cum as I can to keep it on hand for those extra hot days. Nothing cools off a dirty old cougar better than a cum cube. I will suck on them. I will put them in my drink. I will put them in my pussy too, or my ass. My hot holes melt a cum cube quickly which makes me feel like I just got a hot load shot inside me. I am a cum dumpster. Men in my trailer park get excited for cum cube season too. No one minds contributing jizz to my cause. Last night, I entertained several younger men in my trailer who wanted nothing more than to give me some cum to freeze. It was a struggle not to swallow it. I love cum. I have always been a swallower. In fact, I could easily swallow a gallon of a cum a day. But I was on a mission. I had to be good. I had a pitcher near me. When a guy would shoot his load in my mouth, I would spit it out in the pitcher. Some guys could give me two loads. I think I sucked off 10 guys last night, 5 of them twice. So, I had 15 loads of cum. That filled one ice tray completely. Cum is denser than water, so you need more of it to fill up an ice tray. I want thick cum cubes. I froze my loads immediately last night and tested one this morning. So, fucking yummy. This trashy milf has only just begun. Every night, for all of summer, I will guzzle as many cocks as I can and save the jizz for my cum cubes. This old broad needs all the cum she can get.
This blonde fucking whore had a great night. Usually, on the weekends I am whoring myself out at the truck stop for coke or weed. Last night, however, my son and a bunch of his friends wanted to party with me. How could I say no to that? Sure, they were white dicks, but I am a party mom, and a bunch of young white men can fuck my old whore pussy hard. I wanted to be gangbanged. I wanted to party with my boy. I love my son. His dick is way bigger than my asshole ex-husband. I cheated a lot, so there is a good chance, my ex is not my son’s baby daddy. Anyway, the boys brought booze. This trailer trash whore can drink anyone under the table. At least. I used to be able to do it. Now, not so much. I was stumbling around my trailer, slurring my words, and sucking cock. My son told me this morning how white girl wasted I got. I don’t remember much after puking on my boy’s dick. I don’t think it was my gag reflex kicking in. I mean I can swallow a 12-inch big black cock and not gag once. It most of been the beer, or the bourbon, or the tequila shots. Maybe a combination of the booze in hindsight, LOL. I woke up this morning hung over, covered in cum and smelling like stale beer. I hoped in the shower to clean the puke chunks out of my hair, then woke up every boy there with a blowjob. I have the best oral skills around. I fuck like a wild animal, but men travel for my cock sucking skills. I can make a dead man cum. This big dick sucker polished all the knobs in my trailer. Woke them up in the best way possible. My son even fucked my asshole while I blew his friends. I love partying with my son.
This trashy milf is ready for summer. This is the last week of public schools, which means all the schoolboys I flash at the bus stop in front of my trailer will soon not be there for a few months. I will miss my mornings fucking young teen boys, but they will be around with me all summer. And most of their parents have real jobs, which means they are not home in the daytime. I can fuck those boys in their trailer park bedrooms. This week though, I have been dressing up to entice those schoolboys. I put on my lucky purple dress to score me some teen cock. I don’t have to where anything. I mean, young teen boys are horny as fuck. And I do not look bad for an old trailer trash whore. But there is this one black boy that seems impervious to my charms. And by my charms, I mean my big tits and my shaved cunt. I thought maybe the boy was gay. Turns out he just likes a classier broad. In my high heels and slinky purple dress, the boy was putty in my hands.
He missed the bus. I drove him to school. But for the hour before first bell rang, he was all mine. His young black cock was in all my trashy whore holes too. This boy was no virgin, but he admitted he had never enjoyed an asshole or a mature pussy. I was his first anal sex whore and his first cougar. I never mind being a young boy’s first anything. I love creating sex machines. He was already a sex machine though. He did not need my help. This boy was a beast in the sheets. Shredded my old fuck holes in a good way. I cannot wait for the end of the school year. These young studs can fuck me all day long.