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Phone Sex Sluts Know How to Enjoy Life

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Phone sex sluts know how to have fun. My son informed me once that I am the party. Thus, I could make being locked in a closest fun. That is a true statement. However, I prefer to have someone else in that closet with me. Male or female. It does not matter to me. I will suck cock or eat pussy to entertain myself. Last night, I stayed inside with my son and my daughter We partied like rockstars and fucked like them too.

It’s hurricane season in Florida. The night started off with shopping at Costco. We stocked up on supplies like water and granola bars. My son told me he had plans with friends, but once I started doing lines of coke, he cancelled his plans. He wanted to party with mommy. My daughter and I planned on going to the truck stop to troll for some cash, coke and cock, but we decided to stay with my son and make a homemade druggy porn.

I love watching my son and daughter fuck. When they were young, I would watch them play. Often, I instructed them what to do to each other. Although my daughter never got pregnant, I was hoping her brother would knock her up when she was in high school still. I want to be a grandma while I can still enjoy a little one around.

My daughter blew her brother while he ate my pussy. Watching his cock go in and out of his sister’s cunt, made my pussy wetter. They love fucking each other. Of course, they love fucking their sexy mommy too. When my son came in his sister’s cunt, I went down on her to clean up the mess. Eating my son’s cum from his sister’s cunt makes me a horny mommy.

This lot lizard sex whore loves cream pies, especially the family kind. So, we stayed in last night. Turned out to be a hot three way. My son and daughter love to play with mommy. And I love to play with them. Bring on the bad weather. We know how to pass the time the right way.

Trashy MILF Beverly Never Minds Trolling for Boy Cock

trashy milfThis trashy milf craves cock almost all the time. With it being summer, I am down my morning boy fucks. I have this daily routine when school is in session. I get up, make some coffee and stand naked in front of the window to lure some schoolboys into my trailer. Young boys love a trailer whore like me. However, when school is not in session, I need to troll for young cock.

Luckily, my trailer park has a pool almost no one uses but the schoolboys and girls, especially during the week. I got up early this morning, did a line of coke, put on my bikini and went to the pool. It was early, but the sun is less brutal before noon, so many of the teen boys are there bright and early. However, there was only one boy at the pool when I arrived at 9 am. But then it was brutally hot. At 9am it was already 94 degrees. I melt in that kind of heat.

I invited him to my trailer. Perhaps, I came on too strong. I can be forward. He seemed shy. But I am a white trash phone sex whore. I always get my boy. He followed me home with some coaxing. The AC was working hard for its money, but it felt good in my trailer. However, his cock felt better than the AC. I mean this boy had a surprisingly nice cock for his age. Not BBC big, but teenage white boy big. I measured him at 8 inches. And my guess, he is still growing.

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He told me he was a virgin. I could not believe that such a cute boy was a virgin. But then he really was shy. I could barely get him to talk to me. Once I had his cock in my mouth though, the boy would not shut up. Not only did he moan loudly, but he kept talking about how amazing it felt. When he fucked me, he transformed into a porn star. My pussy was the medicine he needed to come out of his shell.

That boy fucked me raw too. The stamina he had amazed me. He gave me a cum filled cunt and a cum filled ass a few times over. Sadly, he does not live here. He’s just in town for a couple days visiting his aunt and uncle. But he is coming by later for some more action. Although he goes home at the end of the week, he will be fucking me daily until then.

Blonde Fucking Whore Beverly On the Prowl for Cubs

blonde fuckingThe only thing better than a blonde fucking whore, is two blonde fucking whores. One of my fellow lot lizard sluts, Amy, and I went out last night. We classed ourselves up to go to this wine bar. She wanted to go for months, but it did not seem like my scene.  I will admit that I was wrong. Very wrong. Not only did we pick up some cute, hung cubs, we partied too.

We met these two young trust fund boys. They wanted two cougars. We wanted some young cubs. They appeared straight laced proper boys, but looks are deceiving. I cannot look straight laced and proper if my life depended on it. Neither can Amy. But we almost overlooked these boys because they looked boring. Hardly boring. We took turns blowing their cocks and doing lines of coke in the single stall bathroom in a classy place. I am such a druggy porn whore.

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My friend Amy is just as nasty as me. We kissed a few times while drinking overpriced wine just to taste the cum on our lips. Oh my, the stares we got from the jealous old biddies in the place. They were just jealous that two young men were hanging with us. They did not know what we were like, but they knew we did not fit in at this wine bar. I am more a beer or a Jack and Coke woman. I know nothing about wine. But that ever stops me from having fun.

However, I know lots about younger guys and cocaine. They finger banged Amy and I from under the table. It was challenging to maintain a normal expression and not scream while they finger fucked us. We closed the bar down, but neither Amy or I wanted to call it a night. Those young guys wanted to fuck and party until the sun came up. This trailer trash whore schooled those boys how to party like a rock star all night long.

And to think, I wasted time telling Amy that a wine bar was not my speed. Those young cubs we met were fun and hung. I think I can tear myself away from dive bars and truck stops occasionally to play with the cubs looking for cougars.

 

Trashy MILF Beverly is My Name for a Reason

trashy milfTrashy milf Beverly happens to be my nickname. I earned that moniker from my daughter’s friends when she was in high school still. At a party, I went wild with her friends. In my defense, those cute teenage boys and girls twat teased the fuck out of me. I ate every girl’s pussy and sucked every cock there. Every time too. Also, I rimmed everyone’s asshole.

Ever since, that name stuck when folks referenced me. No one calls me Beverly anymore. My name always has trashy in the name. I heard someone call me that name at the mall over the weekend. I looked around but did not see anyone. Suddenly, a hot blonde stood in front of me. I remembered those perky tits. I used to play with them. However, I do not think I had seen Heather since she was a teen girl. She would be 27 like my daughter.

She grew into a fucking hot trailer trash whore. This trailer park whore’s pussy purred near her. I remembered licking every inch of her body. She invited herself over, but I did not say no. Why would I say no to a hot young woman. It seemed like old times. We ate each other’s pussies and came on each other’s faces. Wow. She tasted just as sweet as I remember. According to her, I taught her to eat cunt well.

Selling Young Pussy and Ass

However, this was not a social call. She needed my help. The girl owed a drug dealer a lot of money. She’s been dealing for this guy to make ends meet since her husband ran off with some biker skank. Poor girl. One bad decision after another. She trusted her current boyfriend to sell the supply for her. He took the drugs and has not been seen since. Although, I felt sorry for her, I did not have the ten grand she owed this guy. But I had an idea. A young mother with 4 little ones has a precious commodity in her own family.

Little boys and girls make profitable hookers for hire. I told her to auction off their virginity and she would have enough money to pay back her dealer and thrive for another couple years. However, she required my help in doing it. I never turn down a plea for help. I mean you would pay good money to fuck a virgin little slut, right? With my help, my daughter’s school friend will be able to get herself out of trouble quickly. I take care of anyone who eats my cunt and ass like Heather.

Big Dick Sucker and Black Cock Whore Beverly

big dick suckerThis big dick sucker looks for the biggest cocks every day. I enjoy challenging myself. Big cocks cannot suck themselves. However, a blond whore like me can suck those monster cocks. Last night, I trolled for the biggest black cock I could find. Surprisingly, the biggest cock knocked on my trailer park door. I came home from the truck stop disappointed that I could not find a big black cock to fill my mouth and my belly. Good thing I answered the door when I heard the knock.

I’d been drinking and doing lines. No way I was ready for bed yet. I answered the door naked. Standing before me was a tall black man. His car broke down right outside the trailer park entrance. My trailer still had a light on, so he knocked at mine first. This was fate. My draw dropped looking at his fine physique. He checked out this blonde fucking whore too. I guessed he was in his early 30s. He was 43. Honestly, I thought he was lying. But I was not about to argue age with a handsome black man.

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I invited him inside and let him use my phone to call AAA. Since he was somewhere safe, his call did not get top priority. No problem for me. How ever would we pass the time? You guessed right. I seduced him, which was very easy to do. Porn music played in my head. I heard Snoop Dogg singing “Sexual Seduction,” as I unzipped this black stud’s pants.

A fucking anaconda cock rolled out of his pants that was so big, it had its own zip code. My huge cock found me. Luckily, I was just drunk and high enough not to feel the discomfort of a monster cock in my fuck holes. It takes a lot to push my limits. I am a black cock loving trailer trash whore. I feel it today. But in the moment, I felt amazing. It was like I slayed a beast of a cock. I know last night was a fluke. But I do wish a hung black man would just knock on my door every night. Would make life much easier.

Sloppy Wet Pussy Needs Plowed Often

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Sloppy wet pussy sounds make men harder. I face zero issues getting wet. I let men hear my wet juices on phone calls daily. Even though I am damn near 60 and my pussy still soaks through my panties. I am post menopausal too. Men tell me about their wives’ dry pussies all the time. If I were your wife, you could fuck me without the need for any artificial lube. I can make my lube just looking at a guy.

Yesterday, my pussy made a puddle in my panties when the repair guy showed up. I live in a trailer park. I pay a a monthly lot fee that includes basic repair services. The old repair guy quit. I enjoyed him. So, looks were not his strong suit. He possessed a porn star cock and he ate pussy like one too. However, this new guy looked good to this trashy milf. If I guessed his age, I would put him in his early 30s. Maybe about 25 years my junior. As soon as he walked in my trailer, I knew he could smell my cunt.

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He checked me out. I told him it to him straight. Horny women get right to the point. He listened intently as I told him about the leak in the sink. But I also mentioned how horny I was and that the leak could wait. However, my wet pussy required immediate attention. He took care of me with no questions asked. My wet pussy amazed him. He mentioned younger girls not being half as wet as me. I hear that often, LOL.

This trailer trash whore got her sink fixed. But he plowed my  pussy first. And oh how it needed a young, hard cock. The drip in my panties got fixed before the drip in my sink. I think it should always be that way. My sexy new handyman will get some more calls from me in the future. I doubt he will mind taking care of my old muff in the future. Would you mind?

Phone Sex Line is a Party Line with This Old Whore is Hot

phone sex lineLooking for a party phone sex line? You found one. Wherever I am, it is party time. I am in my late 50s, but I still party like I am in my young 20s. I can go without coke, but where is the fun in that. This old lady fucks better high. One of my trailer park friends took me out last night. She wanted to get into some trouble. Essentially, she just needed a partner in crime. I am that woman other women call when they want to do something they think they should not do. That is because I am the devil on the shoulder, not the angel. Just call me Thelma.

We found trouble quickly too. The first bar we walked into, all the men in the place eyeballed us. It felt like we were raw meat, and they were hungry wolves. A trashy milf can choose any man in a bar usually. My friend is my age. She is married but unhappy. I told her to leave her husband. We live in a trailer park. She does not need to stay married because of his money, LOL. She does not work, but she can hook for money if she gets desperate. Hell, I could get her a phone sex job too. She still won’t leave her fat, beer drinking couch potato husband.

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She will cheat on him though. Not as often as she should, but I can get her out to the bars occasionally. She surprised me last night. When we walked into the bar and saw all the men looking at us, she embraced it. Two years ago, that many men drooling over us would have made her run for the hills. After a few years of hanging with me, she is now a gangbang whore.

We got into the thick of the crowd and a feeding frenzy ensued. Men grabbed our limbs, tore off our close and fucked the shit out of us on a pool table. Not complaining though. We egged it on. We wanted the men to gang bang us. The fuck fairy granted our wish. By the time of last call, we were covered in cum. We waddled home, drunk with cum oozing down our legs. When we woke up in bed this morning, two young studs accompanied us. No clue where they came from, but they had big dicks, so we did not care.

Trailer Trash Whore Beverly Never Needs to Pay for House Calls

trailer trash whoreA trailer trash whore…. That sounds like the beginning of a dirty joke, right? My whole life is basically one big dirty trick, LOL. Last night, I needed an AC repair person like pronto. It was like lava 12 in my trailer and the AC was just pushing out hot air. I found a small AC place that would come out right then. I was not waiting to go through the trailer park association. They would take forever. I am a woman in her 50s. Heat is not my friend. This cute younger man showed up and he was all professional, but I was looking at him like a tall glass of lemonade on a hot day. He was built. Likely my son’s age, or even younger. Suddenly, I was in trashy milf mode. I was delivering some of my best double entendres. He was impervious to me, which was disappointing. Once he fixed my AC, I figured I could be bolder. I took my clothes off and stood in front of a vent and cooled off my lady bits. He had a huge tent in his pants. Now, that is what I wanted to see. I asked him how much I owed him, and he retorted, “That depends on how well you suck cock, Ma’am.” I was thinking to myself, I just got my AC fixed for free again. He had no idea what great head he was about to get. I went to my knees and sucked him into oblivion. He returned the favor. He admitted it was hard to be professional, but he had to get through the business part before we had fun. He fucked me with my legs over my head. He stretched my limbs and my holes. I was his last call for the night, so he could hang out with me. Well, not so much hang as fuck like wild animals.  When you are a lot lizard sex whore who does anything, you rarely have to pay for anything.

Creampie Slut Beverly Met and Even Bigger Cum Whore Last Night

creampie slutI meat a bigger creampie slut than me last night. This hot milf named Barbie. She was a bar fly like me. At the last call for alcohol, we were the only ones at the bar along with the hunky bartender. It was a hole in the wall place. Not a place I usually go to. Despite being a hole in the wall, it was a fancy bar. It had top shelf alcohol and fancy drinks. It was on the right side of the tracks. But she was not a right side of the tracks kind of woman. She is just a trailer park whore like me. I was feeling horny. I am always feeling that way, but I am used to trolling for BBC on Friday nights. It did not happen last night because the truck stop was closed. A storm blew off the roof. So, I checked out this bar. I am glad that I did because I meet another trailer trash whore who was as horny as me. The bartender bought us last round. Then he closed the bar and let us drink for free. He wanted to fuck two horny milfs. He was a sexy younger man. Makes a mean cocktail too. I went down on him first. Sucked his big cock balls deep in my mouth. While I blew the hot bartender, she went down on me. She licks great pussy. Seriously, I mean she is better cunt licker than most men. The bartender fucked me first.  When he filled my pussy up with cum, she was right there to lick it all up. She could not wait to eat my cunt either. She slurped his jizz out of my pussy, which got his cock hard again quickly.  He fucked her, and my mouth was ready to return the favor. He gave her a sloppy wet pussy that cascaded over my face. Last night I made some good lemonade out of lemons. So, I did not get any black cock. I made a kinky new friend instead.

Trailer Trash Whore Backyard BBQ and Orgy for the 4th

trailer trash whoreA trailer trash whore knows how to have a white trash Fourth of July. I hosted a backyard BBQ this weekend. Invited all the teenage boys and black guys from my trailer park. I had a keg of beer, a bunch of hard liquor, plenty of coke and weed too. I was going to grill burgers and dogs. Food, booze and sex? What else does a party need? Oh, yeah. I bought some fireworks too. I love July 4th. I turned my backyard into a porn studio. While some guys helped light fireworks, and flip meat, I was taking care of the dark meat. I was on all fours in my dinky back yard being a gangbang whore while fireworks went off around me. Florida loves fireworks. Fireworks were shooting up into the air while black cock spunk was shooting up my cunt. Shooting up my ass too. I had a lot of horny guys and boys who needed my attention. I was too busy fucking to grill or mess with fireworks. I did lines of coke off cocks and waited for cocks to fuck me. I was rotating BBCs and teenage dicks. Sometimes, I got my swirl on and had both. Black men and teenage boys do not care about sloppy seconds. They do not care if balls touch either. They work together to drain their balls and fuck a bitch. That is why I did not invite any white men to my backyard orgy. White men whine about everything. I guess they forgot their horny teenage years and how they would share a chick with their pals or jack off watching porn together, LOL. I was very entertained with all the boys and men I invited. It was a hardcore orgy porn set in my backyard. My neighbors were over, so I did not have to risk offending them. The guys had booze, burgers, fireworks and trailer park pussy. No one was complaining, especially not me.