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Fall is the best season!

scat phone sexThe fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.

Pissing phone sex

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I am sitting at the movie theater thinking about how horny I am during the commercials. I have a weird feeling happening. I am so horny and my pussy is so wet but at the same time I need to pee! I need to go to the bathroom so bad I can barley hold it anymore!

I get out of my seat and go straight into the bathroom. Before I can get into a stall it seems I have been followed. His boner greets my back as he pushed his cock up against my back when he slams me into the wall. He makes me get on my knees and tells me to open my mouth and eyes.

He pisses all over my face. It burns and smells! He then bends me over a toilet and shoves his cock into my pussy. I think I am going to pee all over his cock! If only he knew how badly I needed to pee! I can not hold it in any longer.

As he thrust his cock in my exploding his cum load inside my cunt, I begin to pee all over his cock. He has a cock covered in not only my pussy juices but my piss!

Leaves Falling Down like Cum

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I just wanted to walk in the woods that evening and see the fall leaves. I was so into my own thoughts that I didn’t hear him come crunching up behind me until it was too late. There was no warning and he never said a word. He just threw me on my face. He had my shorts and panties off before I could react. I could smell his body odor and foul breath on my face. He waved a diseased looking cock right in my face. I shook my head. “SO, cunt, you’re too good for me at that club where you shake them titties?” he growled. I recognized him as a broke guy whom we threw out that weekend. He had been sitting there just jerking off with no money for drinks or a tip.
He pulled out his cock and began to piss on me. He could tell right away that I loved that shit. He smiled with his rotten teeth, thinking he was getting somewhere. WHY did this shit turm me on so much. As he covered me with urine, my pussy began to get wet. “Use me like a dirty whore.” I begged him.
He tossed me on the ground, took his scabby cock and rammed it right into my cunt from behind. Then he pulled out and laughed. “That’s the biggest gash I’ve ever seen.” He balls up his hand and reams me out with his fist. I could hear my pussy squishing loudly. “Maybe cause your dick is so small.” I retorted. “So, take this then, you stripper whore.” He rammed his fuckstick suddenly into my asshole, making me scream, and then began to jackhammer-fuck me.
Just a few strokes and I felt him bust a nut in my rectum. He pulled out and shook his dick off, the cum falling down all over me and into the pretty autumn leaves.

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We Love Our Callers!

Druggy phone sex

Fall is here and we have Caller specials for our sexy, horny and dirty callers.

I am a druggy whore who is looking for some dope.

I love to fuck for drugs and baby our specials can get you the time you need to cum.

I want to snort some nose candy off your cock and suck it clean.

Treat me like your toilet and I will worship you.

I love being covered in piss and cum.

I want to be your trashy whore for fall!

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Call me and I will make you cum so fucking hard.

I love sucking your cock after you have fucked me in the ass!

Get another girl on the phone and we will fuck each other right in-front of you.

I love to eat piss filled pussy.

I want to be covered in your cum and taste your dirty cock!

Make me your trashy whore.

Fill me up with your cum and piss!

I am waiting for you!! 

Try my new phone chat lines

toilet sexYou know I had the most fantastic call today on my new phone chat lines…he really let me get out all the things I’ve been building up. And oh how I know I helped him too. Now this wasn’t your regular toilet play phone sex at all, no no, this was much more. So I am warning you now, if you’re a frail little bitch then don’t continue reading this blog of mine. Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bed over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. Not enough blood though. I begin to hit her shit covered body over and over but still not enough blood. You fuck her little mouth with your shit covered cock and I will fuck her no longer virgin pussy with my biggest, sharpest knife. Now hurry up and cum now, she won’t be here for much longer…this little nasty whore can’t handle all this pain. I can only imagine, look at all the blood. What a gory scene to see!

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Road trip anyone?

pissing sex storiesRoad trip anyone? No one wanted to go so I hopped into my lil car and went on the way. I was thinking maybe the beach – there seems to be an assortment of men just dying to get a piece of me out there. I should have known better to drive that far with this shitty car… I got half way there when this bitch overheated and turned off. I decided fuck it; I’ll just hitch a ride for the rest of the way. I didn’t have to walk for long, I mean… look at me! Ha, who wouldn’t stop for me? This guy stopped and asked where I was going, I let him know it didn’t really matter but the beach would be nice. He said he didn’t live far from the beach and he would take me. I hoped in the passenger seat, grateful for this guy coming to my rescue. It wasn’t long before I really had to pee. I squeezed my legs together and asked him if we could stop. He said no, we’re almost there… but I really had to pee. I insisted he stop but he snapped back that I could hold it. But I really fucking couldn’t so… I just let it go. I pissed myself right there in the seat of his truck. As he realized what I was doing he opened his mouth to yell at me but I interrupted him – “I told you I couldn’t hold it. Now do you believe me?” He was sooo pissed and we had just arrived to his home. I looked at him and told him I would make it up to him… he glared at me. “I promise toilet play is more fun than you think…” I knew I had him when I looked down and saw the bulge in his pants. “Ahh, looks like someone already has thought about this before…”

Twerk & Piss

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We had a full house that night for an executive birthday party. Lots of big money was floating in the air and I was aiming to get me some. I’d already been back to the VIP room several times and I could still taste the cum in the back of my throat. I was high and horny and hot to trot. This was so much better than the truckstop diner.
I was too far gone. On stage for the fifth time that night, I was willing to shock these men for money. I’d already been groped, grabbed, and fucked in the ass. I called several of the girls up on stage and we began to dance dirty, playing with each other’s tits and pussies. I even went down on a young one and she squealed with glee while the men got hotter and began to jerk off.

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One of the old men motioned me over. “$1000 to see you pee on stage.” “Put it on the stage.” I laughed and he fucking did. Then he pulled out his cock as I began to dance. I twerked and jiggled, and smiling, I bent over, flashing my pussy right in his face. And, I squatted right there in front of him and pissed myself, splattering all over the stage, and making piss rain down on him. There was pure joy on his face as his cum landed on the stage, mixing with my pee. The money rained down as everyone clapped.

Let’s cut right to the chase

toilet sexLet’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.

The Best Dirty Talk Lines All Have Silver & Gold

I’ve just another gangbang whore, always after her silver & gold – or white & yellow, if you like. Yup, I’m talking jizz & piss, boy. And I like them both at once.

After a long day of working for the company with the best dirty talk lines, I met a few guys down at the local convenience store – Humberto, Miguel, and Jesus. Apparently, they’d been told they could find me frequenting the place, and that I was into some really nasty shit. They were right. I took them home, and we got to playing.

gangbang whore BethanyThe three guys were “somewhat” drunk and well on their way to getting moreso, when I found out that they wanted to use me for a toilet. After they told me, I started getting stoked – I haven’t had a good pissing sex session in a while, and three drunk men seemed like a good deal.

Jesus started with delivering the gold by pissing right into my mouth, and Miguel seemed so aroused by this that he immediately came on my tits. This was followed immediately by his own hot golden stream, which got all up in my hair as Humberto grabbed me and flung me over so I was on my hands and knees, doggy style. He fucked me, came in me, then I felt a warm wetness that could not be mistaken for anything other than piss flowing out of my cunt.

Humberto was shoved to the side at that point, and Jesus started using my body as though I were a furry pet. He started walking me all over the place with his cock dangling between my legs, lifting one of my thighs now and then to “mark” the walls, his friends, anything. The others thought this was hilarious, and they tried to get in on the game.

They were all still drinking, though, and soon, after more fucking and a lot more pissing, I had three men passed out on my floor, and I was there covered in jizz and piss in the middle.

Silver & Gold,
Silver & Gold,
I’d rather have Jesus & Humberto & Miguel
AND
Silver & Gold.

Eat Shit and Die!!!

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Some men get so turned on by a dirty bathroom whore. It has never bothered me to squat and take a piss in front of people. So, it really wasn’t that hard when a successful businessman told me that he was turned on by a woman taking a shit.
I followed him to his motel. Luckily, I had some great Mexican food earlier in the day and my bowels were groaning and I had some foul gas. He could barely wait for me to strip. I bent over, spreading my ass cheeks and let him get a good sniff of my ripe asshole. He got so fucking turned on that he began to lap it like a horny pooch. “Lick my dirty ass.” I groaned.


He asked me if I had to shit yet. I told him that my asshole was ready and he almost creamed himself. I told him to follow me to the toilet so that we could begin. He sat down on the toilet and had me sit on his lap so he could rub his cock against my puckered rim. I had to shit so bad. “Grrrrr, I feel it coming.” I moaned and pushed. “Almost there.” as I felt the head of the massive turd begin to protrude from my shithole. He began to rub his rigid rod against my hole as the steaming mass protruded from my gaping fuckhole. I felt it leave my body and land on his cock. He was moaning now and jerking his cock off with the feces lube

. I dropped to my knees to watch him play in my stinking load. He reached out and grabbed me by the hair just as he was ready to come, forcing the shitty rod right between my lips. He pumped hard, forcing cock and shit into the back of my throat. I gagged on the foul odor as he pumped his shitty load deep.


My pussy is dripping wet thinking about next time. He plans to shove my turd right back up into my ass with his cock and fuck my feces. No amount of Listerine will remove the taste of turd-pie from my mouth but it was so worth it.