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Strip Club Chub

Hot stripper sex

It never fails. We have a guy who shows up at the strip club every fucking day.  It wouldn’t be so bad if he bought lap dances, or a bottle every now and then, but he doesn’t.  He gets super drunk then wants you to grind on his lap for free.  We do talk to him, because we are made too, but if it wasn’t for the management making us, nobody would.  He spends tons of money on drinks, but not on ass. 

I was doing my set when I saw him come in.  Have you ever had someone in your life that the minute they walk into a room all the fun gets sucked right out?  That good feeling is then placed with dread and despair? Yeah, that’s Charlie.  You could almost hear us all groan over the music.  It was my turn to be grabbed over and over again by him.  He sat in my section.  I was not pleased.  I plastered on a smile and made my rounds.  I was pleasant, but I didn’t linger. 

Another thing about Charlie? He will get a hard on, then try to put your hand on it.  There have been more than one time that one of the bouncers have had to go over and speak to him.  We all wish he would be banned.  Then something amazing happened.  He told one of the bouncers that he wanted a lap dance.  With two of us girls.  Me and Sharon.  To say we were both shocked is an understatement.

We made our way up to the Private room he is was in, and he was smiling like crazy.  We both started our dance for him.  We aren’t allowed to make out with the clients, but we can touch each other.  Sharon started to kiss on my tits and Charlie instantly got hard.  He kept begging us to jack him off, but we both told him no.  It was against the club rules.  Her and I kept it up, then I guess he couldn’t take it anymore, he whipped out his dick and Sharon and I died laughing.

He had something other than his dick stuffed into his briefs, it was like some sort of rolled up material to make him look bigger.  His dick was so tiny!  In the low lighting I thought I was just not seeing it, but turns out there really isn’t anything to see.  Her and I laughed so hard she peed.  Charlie was so embarrassed, he stuffed his bean back inside his briefs and stormed out.  He actually left the club!  Our manager asked us what happened and we told him, he laughed too.  It has been days since Charlie has been in.  We are really hoping that he stays away, if we had known all it took was us laughing at his itty bitty dicklett, we would of done it a long time ago.

Cum shower

dirty phone sex

When I get done with my day dong dirty phone sex I always am out on the prowl. Looking to score more dope or more cock. Either way, I am happy with whatever I may find. Last night I had a special treat. Some of the military guys were in town and you know I do love a man in uniform. They were all very horny and didn’t take very much persuasion on my part to get all four of them to come home with me. As soon as we walked in my door I ordered them to all take their pants off and present their cocks to me. I was already on my knees when they brought them to me. I started licking and sucking on them all until the showered my whole body with cum.

Harry Potters magical cum

Nasty phone sex     A girl like me is always looking for nasty phone sex. I will go to any lengths to get it too. Since I am a huge nerd and made my way to the local comic con this weekend. Can you guess who I dressed as? Well I won’t give you all of the details but let’s just say Harry Potter is my favorite fictional literature. I have gotten myself off so many times through the years to the thoughts of him fucking me and sticking his magic wand deep inside of my asshole. I know that his invisibility cloak had my cum soaked into it by the time we were through. I bet none of those other Gryffindor girls know how to be a cum guzzling slut like me. I don’t know if it’s the magic in his blood or the magic stick between his legs but Harry Potter has magical cum that I always leave soaked in my panties when we are finished. I sure hope that maybe one day we can have a little mud-blood of our own. Only death eaters believe that us muggles hold no magical power. Well someone better ask Harry because I know that I showed him some tricks tonight that aren’t found in spells or potion books. I wonder what Malfoy or even little Ron would think of the things that I can do. Maybe they can both take me on together what a sweet treat that would be. None as special as Harry is to me though.cum guzzling slut

Dirty Martini

cum filled cunt

My cum filled cunt was stuffed with dick this morning after my shift at the club. I brought the bartender home he just started last week and has been flirting with me since he started. I told him how much of a dirty little whore I would be for him . I don’t think he knew how much of a dirty slut I truly am. I told him how much I wanted his cum shot inside of me. We had drinks and I will say we were pretty drunk. I love the way he makes my dirty martini . It makes me more dirty (; I got fucked in all my holes and he let me fuck his ass. I love to lick ass holes and finger fuck them . Make them stretch, kiss my pussy and fuck it right.

Partying Trailer Style W/ a Trashy Milf

Trashy Milf

You crave some trashy milf fucking and slopping that dick around in this nice cream filled cunt hole, don’t you? My legs are spread and I’m high as fuck and just need to fuck lots. You can bring as many friends over as you wish as long as you guys bring the drugs and booze. I’m easy, but for fucks sake keep me fucking high and intoxicated. I am all over drunk fucking like a cheap assed trailer park whore that I am.

I’ll probably be fucking some big black dick of my dealer’s cock or his friends and he will be gangbanging my fuckholes. Either way I will have a messy oozing cunt and ass of cum loads waiting for you to enjoy the hot mess between my legs. I’m prepared to be fucking for hours on end so you be ready to fuck too. I promise you a good fucking drugged up time, trailer park whore style.

 

 

Trashy Milf BJ Coke Whore Stripper

Trashy Milf

He just showed up and asked me if I was the trashy Milf coke whore named BJ that used to work the VIP rooms at the strip club. I was wearing my metallic silver over the knee stiletto heeled boots and a short silvery stripper dress as I stood in the doorway puffing my cigarette. Looking him up and down I figured he might be worth a fuck and stepped aside letting him in. I asked what he had for me, and he whipped out a nice sized baggy of white powder, and a big black cock from his pants.

With approval I grabbed the baggy and put some rails down and snorted that shit up before grabbing that stiff rod. I gobbled it down my throat and deep throated that chocolate rod real good. I got it all ready and my pussy was certainly soaked by how good that was in my mouth that I couldn’t wait to get on it and fucking ride it.

 

Trashy Milf BJ Likes BBC and Crack

Trashy Milf

 I’m a trashy milf and I have no fucking problem with how folks think of me. I’m a dirty crackwhore mama that loves her BBC druggy dealing fucks that can bang the crap out of this well fucked ex-strippers loose cunt. I need that big dick and sometimes I need two in my cunt hole just to get a fucking orgasm. I love taking two dicks in my cunt and one in my ass and let them rip this fucking pussy up while I am puffing away at my crack rock and getting high as fuck telling them harder and deeper and being the total whore I so love to be.

I’m hoping to get a really fucked pussy and a constant fucking high this Holiday and my son promises to be a good pimp for mommy making sure our needs are met.

Trashy Milf BJ Loves To Party Hard

If you like a partying whore that’s a trashy milf well you found one! That’s right, kneeling before you with your big ole dick in my mouth as you throat fuck my face hole is so fucking hot for me after we do some fat fucking rails. God Damn I love when that shit burns my nose and the way it feels in the back of my throat… love it as much as your dickhead slipping down my throat.

My cunt is so fucking wet just thinking about taking some dick and getting some real partying and fucking going on! You know I’m kinda always ready to fuck and suck dick especially with some nose candy added to that mix. So what do you say? Feel like fucking?

Trashy Milf

I hope you like pissing sex stories!

pissing sex storiesI hope you like pissing sex stories cus boy do I have a hot one for you! I went to my friend John’s house yesterday for what I thought was just gonna be a quiet night in, you know, just the two of us. Instead there were several guys there when I walked in and they were all drunk and ready to fuck… Did I mention the fact that I was the only girl there? Yeah, I’m a slut and all but I like a little notice when there’s a lotta guys for me to fuck! I decided to make them work for it… I told them all to lay on their backs on the floor and started pissing on all the faces one by one. If they wanted to use me, I was gonna use them first! None of them gave a fuck, they were so drunk that all they could see was pussy so once they licked up all my piss I gave in and let them all fuck me too!

Drunk and alone

Drunk girl fucking

Just got home and I am so drunk.  I don’t seem to have it together.  I am so fucking horny but no one here to give me what I need.  Pussy juice flowing down my fingers rubbing my clit.  I think I will pull out  my toys bullet and the hard glass cock. Tonight I will slide this glass cock in this pussy.  I know how to please me.  I love how this bullet is on my clit keeping this drunk pussy wet.  Time for the main attraction.  I know how to work my tight wet cunt with this glass dick. Still got my bullet  tickling my clit.  sliding on the dick.  In and out hitting all my spots.  This took me all of twenty minutes to finally get myself to cum.  I slept like a baby after wards.