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Fall is the best season!

scat phone sexThe fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.

You’re a dirty dirty boy

dirty phone sexOh you dirty, dirty boy you! I know you’ve been trying to keep your dirty little secret, but I know now, and I won’t let you go without your secret desires anymore my precious, filthy boy! You think about it every time you pass the ladies bathroom, oh that beautiful woman… I bet she would give me the shit I want – literally. You want your scat whore?  I’m the one you call for that shit. No, I cannot stop making the shit jokes either. If you want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You are such a nasty boy! You want me to puke all over you too? My pleasure. You can have all of my breakfast, lunch and dinner in any form you want. Look at you, covered in my shit and puke, your dick so hard and ready to blow. Tell me now, you shit lover, how much you love it. Here comes my last load, doesn’t it sound so good coming out, smell so good all over you, mhm, fucking cum, puke and shit everywhere and look what you have done you dirty dirty boy!

We Love Our Callers!

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Fall is here and we have Caller specials for our sexy, horny and dirty callers.

I am a druggy whore who is looking for some dope.

I love to fuck for drugs and baby our specials can get you the time you need to cum.

I want to snort some nose candy off your cock and suck it clean.

Treat me like your toilet and I will worship you.

I love being covered in piss and cum.

I want to be your trashy whore for fall!

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Call me and I will make you cum so fucking hard.

I love sucking your cock after you have fucked me in the ass!

Get another girl on the phone and we will fuck each other right in-front of you.

I love to eat piss filled pussy.

I want to be covered in your cum and taste your dirty cock!

Make me your trashy whore.

Fill me up with your cum and piss!

I am waiting for you!! 

Try my new phone chat lines

toilet sexYou know I had the most fantastic call today on my new phone chat lines…he really let me get out all the things I’ve been building up. And oh how I know I helped him too. Now this wasn’t your regular toilet play phone sex at all, no no, this was much more. So I am warning you now, if you’re a frail little bitch then don’t continue reading this blog of mine. Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bed over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. Not enough blood though. I begin to hit her shit covered body over and over but still not enough blood. You fuck her little mouth with your shit covered cock and I will fuck her no longer virgin pussy with my biggest, sharpest knife. Now hurry up and cum now, she won’t be here for much longer…this little nasty whore can’t handle all this pain. I can only imagine, look at all the blood. What a gory scene to see!

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Pissing Sex Stories: 2 Girl Phone Sex Fun

pissing sex storiesDo you like sharing pissing sex stories? I’m such a trashy whore, that golden showers stories get me wet in more ways than one. I was feeling really horny and extra freaky the other night, so I went to the local strip club where I met a hot young nasty freak named Tiffany. I’m not going to lie. I go both ways . Strippers have always been a bunch of freaks and down for anything for money. So, I asked this young tight morsel how much she charged for some hot stripper sex with a sexy MILF? “For you, nothing,” Tiffany purred as she grabbed my tits and kissed me.

2 girl phone sexI brought her back to my place. She was pawing at me like a cat in heat. She was a horny teen slut. I suspected she wasn’t even old enough to be dancing in that club, but I didn’t care I like my pussy young. Tastes so much better. I was between her legs tongue fucking that young cunt when she pissed on my face. At first I thought she was just a squirter, but then I realized that yummy taste was golden nectar. Tiffany got all embarrassed, but I assured it was okay. I encouraged her to piss in my mouth. She had never really engaged in pissing sex before, but I showed her just how hot it can be.

live phone sex whoresWe spanked our pussies together pissing all over each other. My youngest son walked in on us pissing and tribbing. He pulled his little pecker out and started rubbing his nub. In my house, you see something you like, you are not afraid to show it. Tiffany gasped as if in shock, but I told her how we roll in my family. She was cool with it. So cool in fact, she wanted to piss all over my son’s cherub little face. She had a fast learning curve. I knew I liked this whore. I started rubbing her clit fast to mix cum with piss for an extra sweet face coating for my brat. He was between her hot teen twat rubbing his pecker begging for Tiffany to rain on his face. He may be young, but this wasn’t his first rodeo.

hot stripper sexI accolade all my brats into freaky shit at a young age. Anal sex, gangbangs, bathroom play, incest, drugs, breeding sex… Tiffany understood. She was raised the right way too. My son enjoyed licking up her sweet golden nectar. I enjoyed playing with them both. Even though she said she would fuck me for free, I gave her a nice cash tip. Money isn’t an issue for me, so I don’t mind paying for the company of a hot young whore who likes to get freaky. Tiffany will be back again, often. Not every day a trashy MILF like me finds a hot teen slut to play with.

Road trip anyone?

pissing sex storiesRoad trip anyone? No one wanted to go so I hopped into my lil car and went on the way. I was thinking maybe the beach – there seems to be an assortment of men just dying to get a piece of me out there. I should have known better to drive that far with this shitty car… I got half way there when this bitch overheated and turned off. I decided fuck it; I’ll just hitch a ride for the rest of the way. I didn’t have to walk for long, I mean… look at me! Ha, who wouldn’t stop for me? This guy stopped and asked where I was going, I let him know it didn’t really matter but the beach would be nice. He said he didn’t live far from the beach and he would take me. I hoped in the passenger seat, grateful for this guy coming to my rescue. It wasn’t long before I really had to pee. I squeezed my legs together and asked him if we could stop. He said no, we’re almost there… but I really had to pee. I insisted he stop but he snapped back that I could hold it. But I really fucking couldn’t so… I just let it go. I pissed myself right there in the seat of his truck. As he realized what I was doing he opened his mouth to yell at me but I interrupted him – “I told you I couldn’t hold it. Now do you believe me?” He was sooo pissed and we had just arrived to his home. I looked at him and told him I would make it up to him… he glared at me. “I promise toilet play is more fun than you think…” I knew I had him when I looked down and saw the bulge in his pants. “Ahh, looks like someone already has thought about this before…”

Let’s cut right to the chase

toilet sexLet’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.

The Best Dirty Talk Lines All Have Silver & Gold

I’ve just another gangbang whore, always after her silver & gold – or white & yellow, if you like. Yup, I’m talking jizz & piss, boy. And I like them both at once.

After a long day of working for the company with the best dirty talk lines, I met a few guys down at the local convenience store – Humberto, Miguel, and Jesus. Apparently, they’d been told they could find me frequenting the place, and that I was into some really nasty shit. They were right. I took them home, and we got to playing.

gangbang whore BethanyThe three guys were “somewhat” drunk and well on their way to getting moreso, when I found out that they wanted to use me for a toilet. After they told me, I started getting stoked – I haven’t had a good pissing sex session in a while, and three drunk men seemed like a good deal.

Jesus started with delivering the gold by pissing right into my mouth, and Miguel seemed so aroused by this that he immediately came on my tits. This was followed immediately by his own hot golden stream, which got all up in my hair as Humberto grabbed me and flung me over so I was on my hands and knees, doggy style. He fucked me, came in me, then I felt a warm wetness that could not be mistaken for anything other than piss flowing out of my cunt.

Humberto was shoved to the side at that point, and Jesus started using my body as though I were a furry pet. He started walking me all over the place with his cock dangling between my legs, lifting one of my thighs now and then to “mark” the walls, his friends, anything. The others thought this was hilarious, and they tried to get in on the game.

They were all still drinking, though, and soon, after more fucking and a lot more pissing, I had three men passed out on my floor, and I was there covered in jizz and piss in the middle.

Silver & Gold,
Silver & Gold,
I’d rather have Jesus & Humberto & Miguel
AND
Silver & Gold.

Phone Sex Line of Sin

Sinful intentions should never be denied, and that is my area of phone sex line fun. My need for filthy fucking good times is your chance to share those things that you need to get release with. I like to be the filthy pissing phone sex queen and cannot resist a night of good dirty times.

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As I look back I see my sluty filthy start was one that came on early. I would tease and seduce the men in my family for booze or smokes at an early start. The family gatherings always had me sleazing my way through the men to get what I wanted… and that was to get fucked up and fucked. Yeah I liked fucking, a lot. Why shouldn’t I? I will guess you like some filthy fucking yourself, otherwise you likely would not be reading this now. 

 

Pissing Sex Whores At the Dr. Office

Pissing Sex HadleySo I never realized how much pissing sex would make me cum. I had done much with a man’s urine all over my body and in my mouth, but no one had ever made me piss on them! Crazy as it may seem but as much shit as I have done in my life, it was fucking hot to find something new! I had just gotten done being a whore at a fisting whore orgy when I realized I may have hurt something. So I sobered up the next morning and went to the free clinic where I get checked for all kinds a shit. Plus it is the one place I don’t have to worry about them knowing how much Fisting Whore Bambidrugs I do. In fact the main doctor there gives me what ever I need as long as I let him fuck me medical fetish style. When I got there, I found they had this slutty little nursing assistant helping that I had never seen before. Her name was Bambi and that name just fit her like a latex glove. Fuck I got so horny looking at her. She smiled at me and I think she knew just what kind of whore I really was. She took me to the inside room and ordered me to strip as she explained her role here at the clinic. She was the good Dr. new fuck slut bimbo Bambi,  and would give me whatever I needed drug wise, as long as she got to piss on me. The Doctor had a mean piss fetish and loved to watch her tiny cunt drench another. I was so turned on by the idea of this hot bimbo pissing on me that I had my clothes off in no time. I told her I wanted to be high first and she giggled and we both popped a few dozen pills and she locked Pissing Sex Stories Hadleythe door. She turned on the small video camera in the corner of the room and leaned above me. First I got to taste her sweet cunt and I rubbed and pinched and slapped it really hard as I rammed my fist inside her cunt. Likewise she had my cunt in her hands and fucked me furiously. We both came hard more than once. First time she pissed on me I got to drink half of it while letting the other half spray my tits and tight belly. She grabbed my pussy with her fingers and got it so hot and ready to cum. And in the end when I was forced to piss on  Bambi , I pissed on her clit and slit. We both came pretty hard for the Doctor and collapsed on the floor. And even though I never actually got checked out for what I originally came for, I knew I was going to be back! I could just check then!2 Girl Phone Sex HadleyBambi