Dirty phone sex can mean so many things with a trashy whore like me. But, this weekend, dirty meant bloody. My middle daughter became a woman. This is a very special thing in my family because the day of a girl’s period means she can be bred. Her young ripe pussy is ready to be impregnated. We had a little family celebration. Things got messy. But, I like messy. I buried my face in her red cunt and licked that sweet flow into my mouth. We joked that we were vampires. I kissed her with my red stained lips so she could taste how sweet she was as a woman. She is at the age that I was when I first got knocked up. My parents were so happy because they could breed me; use my young body for profit. I don’t need the money like my parents did. I just think it’s hot to impregnate young girls. Bet you do too.
The entire family joined in. Her siblings and her daddy helped me play with her period blood. The first menstruation blood is special. We body painted in it; licked it off her body; collected it in vials to save like wedding cake. We did look like blood thirsty vampires, but a woman’s first period blood is sacred. All the boys in the house, three brothers and a daddy, fucked her sweet womanly bloody womb. She came so hard. A woman always cums harder on her period. Now that she is officially a woman, I will start advertising her young cunt for breeding. So many men love to knock up a young girl. I can keep the baby or sell the baby, either is fine. I just want her pregnant. Her older sister has already had two brats.
Maybe you would like to impregnate my daughter? Make me an offer.
Live phone sex is perfect on New Year’s Eve. Ring in the new year with your favorite phone sex slut. Every year I make resolutions I never seem to keep like exercising more, eating healthier, being nicer to people. I think Facebook and society in general make us feel like we have to do these silly ass cookie cutter resolutions no one ever keeps anyway. So this year, I decided I would make ones I knew I could actually keep. Wanna know what they are?
Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?
Live phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.
But, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.
My little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.
I was out of town this past weekend to meet an old friend. She is a good friend, but rather boring and plain Jane, unlike me. I stayed in a hotel so I could have some fun at night. On Friday, I was partying, checked out the Back Pages for hookers for hire and ordered myself an escort to party and play with. I got the surprise of a life time when my Lolita for hire knocked on my room door. It was my friend’s daughter. She was mortified, but I assured her that I would keep her dirty little secret. I insisted she stay and earn her money.
She had a kick ass body that I never could see hidden under her frumpy school outfit. She had a fake ID, which is how she got the job with the escort company. According to her, her mother’s new husband won’t pay for her college, so she is saving up. Very entrepreneurial of her. I was impressed. Nothing wrong with selling your body. Sex sells. It is profitable and doesn’t hurt anyone. I informed her that as long as she kept me company for the night, I could send her some extra business. I know lots of perverts who love a sexy little Lolita to fuck.
Tonight however, she was mine to fuck. We did some lines, drank some wine and ate pussy and ass. I had her in the shower too for some shower massage fun. That pulsating water directly on a cunt will make any girl explode. My fingers massaged her womb tickling her G-spot, giving her the first earth shattering orgasm of her life. She had never eaten pussy before, but after a night with me she was a muff diving champion. Her cunt was so sweet and yummy. Reminded me of my daughter’s pussy. I rimmed that girl’s ass, tossed her salad until she was screaming and squirting. She said most of the johns she hooks up with don’t care about her pleasure. Silly hedonistic men. Why do you guys think so many chicks are bisexual? Because we know how to give and take.
I paid my daughter’s friend handsomely for the weekend so she could stash some money away for her college fund. Her mom is sweet, but stupid and clueless. Puts all her time and energy into a deadbeat new hubby when she could be playing with and spoiling her sweet teen daughter instead. Well, if she won’t play with her hot daughter and treat her like a princess, I sure will. I love hot teen pussy, do you?
Live phone sex lets you talk to sexy girls right from the comfort of your home. I never could have been a phone sex operator in the 80s when girls sat fully clothed in a cubicle wearing some ugly headset talking dirty while filing their nails sitting next to two ton Bertha. Phone sex sluts in the modern world are hot sexy dirty girls talking naked in their homes with you. I love prancing around in my birthday suit playing with my pussy while I talk dirty to you and listen to you stroke your cock. You can even hear my wet cunt over the phone. I get so wet talking dirty, especially talking about family fun and little ones. I am a trashy MILF, so I play with my brats and their friends.
One of my favorite things to do on a call is go into my daughters’ rooms. I smell their panties while telling dirty p men about all the naughty things I do with them, like pimping them out and selling their virginity. I will even go in my sons’ rooms and wipe my wet cunt with their tidy whiteys. They jack off in my panties, why not return the favor? Being in my home means I can fuck my cunt and ass with an array of toys for our pleasure. I even will use my teen daughter’s sex toys too. I am kinky that way. Hell, I may even let the four legged boy have a peanut butter pussy sandwich on a call since I am live, alone and uncensored!
In my world, anything goes. There are never any limits. Nothing is taboo. I want to share my exploits with my big brood with you. I want to tell you about my time as daddy’s breeding whore when I was a young girl. You tell me your secrets, I tell you mine.
Do you enjoy no taboo phone sex? I enjoy a no taboo life style. I don’t believe in limits. If it feels good to me, I do it. If it is profitable to me, I do it. If I ever had an inner voice telling me to think twice, I killed it decades ago. So when a stranger offered me two grand to fuck my youngest son’s ass, I said make it $2500 and we have a deal. When my son came home from school, I made him a special drink laced with Benadryl to put him in the right mood: comatose. I undressed him, used my dildo on his ass to loosen him up a bit, then I ushered in the man who bought his ass for top dollar.
My son started to wake up, which was fine. Personally, I think it is more erotic when they moan, whine, even scream and resist. My son woke up good when his ass was getting fucked by a sweaty, stout man with a fat cock. He yelled that it hurt. Begged me to make him stop. I just stroked his hair and told him to be a good boy and earn his keep. Brats are not cheap. I have six of them of various ages. I earned my keep for my parents fucking, sucking and birthing brats, so at the very least, he could take it in the ass for awhile. Dirty old perverts never last long anyway. The taboo nature of what they are doing combined with a really tight ass wrapped around their dick makes them erupt quickly.
After money bags popped his cock off in my son’s ass, I was richer. My son looked at me like I had sliced off a limb or something. I tossed him a $100 and bag of frozen vegetables and said, “Get over it, anything can be bought, even your little tight ass.”
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cannot take the trailer trash whore out of her. Like the Jeffersons, I moved on up. I left the trailer park in West Virginia, married a sugar daddy and now live high on the hog in Beverly Hills. One of my fellow sluts from my youth paid me a visit this weekend with her brats. She is raising her son and daughter in an open home like me. I love it when I can play with other dirty mommies and their brats. Swapping little ones is so much fun. She brought some great blow with her too. We spent the entire weekend snorting lines of devil’s dust off little boy cocks and family fucking. Her son is a teen boy, older than my eldest boy. For a young lad, he had a cock bigger than most adult men. I swear it was a hammer of a cock and I let it nail my pussy and ass 24/7. He kept this trashy MILF filled with his seed. Even joked he was going to knock me up, his mother up and my 3 daughters. I have pushed out 6 brats that I have kept, but would love a few more. I miss baby loving. Anyway, we had one big fuck fest. We swapped brats, let our offspring play together, we even played together while they watched. I love it when perverts of any gender show up to play with me and my brood.
You can take a trailer trash whore out of the park, but you can’t take the trailer park slut out of her. I live in a fancy gated community now, but I am still a trashy whore. My old friend Valencia paid me a visit the other day. We use to rule the trailer park. We were the gangbang queens. Never turned down cock. Like me, Valencia can class herself up, but she will always be a whore. When she paid me a visit, I was so excited. I have missed her warm wet cunt. Besides my daughters, there is no other pussy I would rather eat than her pussy. I had a surprise for her. When she arrived, I had all three of my sons home from school so they could play with us.
Valencia is a trashy MILF like me, she enjoys those boy cocks too. We greeted each other with a passionate kiss and some pussy licking while my boys watched stroking their hairless dicks. Valencia is a gorgeous blonde, younger than me, but equally as slutty. As I ate her sweet pussy, the boys gathered around us circle jerking. I let them cum on us because if a young boy cums once, he lasts much longer for round two. I wanted them to perform their best for my sexy friend. As we licked their boy milk off one another, my boys began to get hard again. I let them train Valencia first. She was the guest of course. My little mother fuckers rammed her sexy fuck holes like dogs in heat. They mounted her one by one from behind humping her with animalistic passion until she had cum cascading down her milky thighs.
I got my tongue up her twat and ass, cleaning her up. I love tasting my sons’ cream inside a friend. Valencia enjoyed her boy bang so much she is gonna visit more regularly. I share my brats with my friends. They are horny bastards. Why would I be so greedy to keep them all to myself when there are so many MILFs out there who have never had the pleasure of a boy bang.
I love hardcore anal sex. I am training my daughters to love it too. My brats were home from school today for some teacher conference day. I never go willingly to my brat’s school, so unless I am summoned, I avoid those things like the plague. Guess, I am always worried some twat waffle teacher will realize that I am a dirty p mommy. My offspring are happy and healthy. If I choose to fuck them, well that should not be the concern of anyone else. I decided today would be a teaching day of sorts. My girls and I were going to play anal sex games. First, I broke out my strap on. It works on the ass just as well as the pussy. Personally, I love to fuck my daughters’ asses. Enough lube and patience and anything fits up a young girl’s virgin ass. They both whimpered at first, but after you push through that first wall it is pretty smooth sailing.
I know how to fuck virgin ass. I have special dildos made for ass fucking. I have a mantra of sorts: “relaxation, lubrication, communication.” I slip the girls a Valium to get them in a relaxed state. I use lots of Babelube on their tight puckered butt holes. And if they start crying or screaming in pain, I slow my motion down. I have it down to an art form so that every virgin girl and boy I fuck in the ass is squirting in delight from the pleasure. When I knew my girls were really getting into the ass play, I buried my face between their legs and licked their clits while finger banging their tight pink assholes. I have no problem being a hedonistic lover, but with my own flesh and blood, I want to make sure they enjoy the fucking too. My girls were a hot sticky mess by the time ass play time was over, so we enjoyed some hot tub time and waited for daddy to come home and fuck us. What a wonderful way to spend the day.
Do you enjoy a sloppy wet pussy? My brats certainly do. I had a little morning fun with my drug dealer today. He is a big boy! Big in all the right places. He doesn’t make love to a girl, he fucks a bitch. My brats gathered around watching mommy in action. He nailed my ass and my cunt. He has almost a foot long cock. I can pay for my party supplies in cash, but where is the fun in that? I let my dealer think that all I have to exchange for my drugs is my mommy fuck holes. He is happy to give me a cum filled cunt in exchange for coke; especially in front of my horny brood of brats. He knows I feed them his seed when he is finished with me. He shot a huge ass load of spunk up my twat this morning. I swear it looked like a river of jizz flowing out of my well fucked snatch. I lined the brats up from youngest to oldest and let them lap up mommy’s cum stuffed pussy. They gobbled that man goo up like it was Halloween candy. Made me cum all over again. I squirted so many times I think I could have been accused of trying to drown my babies. They didn’t mind, however. They just begged for more. I spent the entire morning doing lines and squirting my pussy juices all over the faces of my offspring. I love my life.
