Furry friends phone sex? We just got a new addition to our family. He has four legs, came from the pound and has not yet been fixed. He has been humping everyone’s legs. He is worse than a teen boy. He is set to be neutered next week. My daughters begged for a pet for Christmas. We all were ready for a new addition. As a family we went o the pound to save one from death row, we saw this face and fell in love. The face we fell in love with, however, was in the girl’s section, but turned out to be a boy placed on the wrong side. We knew he had to be a horny devil in with all those girls for a few days. This morning, I was woken up by moaning sounds from my middle daughter’s room. My husband was not in bed with me, so I thought perhaps he was getting some baby girl pussy to take care of his morning wood. I was shocked but aroused to see our daughter on all fours of her bedroom getting fucked by our newest family member. My husband had heard the noise too and got up to see what was going on. He had his dick out and was stroking his morning wood to some furry friend action. Soon the entire family was watching as my daughter was being a nasty freak on her pink shag rug with our four legged family member. He nutted inside of her, but he was clearly still horny. Maybe he found the right home. Lots of insatiable girls in this household. We all took a turn with our new best friend while the men enjoyed watching. We are rethinking having him neutered. I think everyone in this family, wants our newest addition horny all the time.
I love being a trashy MILF. I have a certain reputation I must uphold. After Thanksgiving dinner, my youngest son asked if he could invite some a friend over to play video games. I am always okay with young boys in the house if the boys’ parents are cool with it. Some parents know my reputation and won’t let their boys near me. Others know and don’t care; then some are clueless. My son told me I needed to be on good behavior because this boy come from a “classy home.” I laughed at him because most people think he comes from a classy home too. I explained to him that incest happens in all kinds of homes and he would be surprised what some of his friends do behind closed doors. His friend came over and I knew the boy. My son just didn’t know. This boy’s father has fucked my youngest daughter. Paid good money for her pussy too. I know my son wanted me to be a proper mommy to his guest, but that was because he foolishly believed he had proper parents. His folks were no different from us. I kind of hate pretentious folks. This boy’s dad is a P man, yet he is acting holier than thou around my son. According to my son, this ass hat called me a trailer trash whore. I am not denying it, but coming from a man who paid money for my daughter’s jailbait pussy, its seemed hypocritical. I decided to live up to my moniker. I sat naked, spread wide in a chair in the recreation room. I masturbated in front of the boys. My son was embarrassed, but his friend thought it was hot. I didn’t burst his bubble about his daddy, but I took his virginity. I told him to brag to his daddy too about getting milf pussy. He fucked my daughter. I fucked his son. We were even. People act like I am ashamed to be called a whore. I love it and I live up to the name too.
Seeing how it is Thanksgiving, I thought it would be appropriate to get some stuffing this morning. I was feeling super horny. I am not a holiday woman. Not that I don’t appreciate the holidays and what they stand for, it is just I am not exactly Betty Crocker. My husband, whom I adore, hired a cook this Thanksgiving. That meant I could slave away for hours in the bedroom, not the kitchen. I was an anal cum dumpster while our cook was preparing a wonderful feast for us. While she was slaving in the kitchen, my three sons, the gardener’s boy and a few neighborhood boys were stuffing my ass full of boy gravy while my husband watched. Our daughters joined in too. They like a good ass stuffing too. They also helped daddy drain his giblets. He was full of man sauce. It is the holidays. You should be draining your giblets and stuffing some young birds too. This was the best Thanksgiving ever thanks to my husband and my offspring. It is much better to work up a sweat getting stuffed in the ass than sweating your ass off over a stove. If you want to have some dirty phone sex this Thanksgiving, give this old bird a call. I will be getting fucked and doing lines of coke all day long.
Freaky phone sex is what I do best. I love shock value. Sometimes, you just need to give folks a jolt. My husband and I were at a swank affair this week. The kind of event you must dress elegantly and talk like you have an Ivy league education. I can pretend with the best of them. I was so bored. I ducked into a closet and did a few lines of coke. I promised my husband I would be good and not party, but he promised me a good time too and that clearly wasn’t happening. When I am high, I get wild. Well, I should say I get wilder. I emerged from the closet determined to have fun. I grabbed this teen boy in a tux who looked equally bored and pushed him in the closet where I did some coke earlier. Turns out he was a Senator’s son. Oops. But, he was down to fuck a trashy milf in a supply closet while his folks bamboozled others out of money for his charity. My husband feels the need to be charitable with people in power so that he can call on favors if his whore wife gets herself in trouble like tonight. We got busted in the closet. I was on my knees in my pretty dress blowing the first son of senator. It was the senator’s wife, the boy’s mother who busted me. At first, she was screaming, but when his cock came out of my mouth and she saw how huge it was she came into the closest and shut the door. She watched her boy fuck me in the ass. She even played with her pussy. She didn’t have to say a word, I know she went from shock to approval when she saw her son’s massive cock. He banged the shit out of me too. I told my husband we don’t need to support the senator anymore because I have his wife in my back pocket now. And, hopefully his son in my ass again soon.
I have a sloppy wet pussy this morning. Why? Because I have been masturbating all morning. Seriously, I can’t stop fucking my cunt. My oldest daughter got me a present last night. It is this big black suction cup dildo. She has one just like it. We gave the boys in the house quite the show this morning. While other people were in church, my family was having an orgy. The boys get extremely hard and aroused seeing me play with my daughter. She is the oldest and the only one, not their father’s. I was pregnant with her when my husband stole me away from the dingy trailer in rural West Virginia where I was held captive by my parents. She is in her 20s and my only legal age offspring. She is also about to make me a grandma. Daddy and I are so excited too. That means another slutkin in the house to play with and pimp out! My daughter is super horny now. It happens to pregnant women, but since she is such a slut already, she is fucking 24/7 now. None of the boys in the family can keep up. I’m in my sexual prime as a trashy MILF, so no one can keep up with me either. That is why she got us those big black dildos. We spent all morning cumming. Now that the boys and daddy are awake and hard, we are going to enjoy the real thing! Have you ever fucked pregnant pussy? You don’t know what you are missing!
This trashy milf has a big shoe fetish. There is just something so sexy about being naked in high heels. There is also something sexy about a stiletto heel up your cunt. I went shoe shopping last night. I love cock teasing the shoe salesmen. I shop at high end shoe stores on Rodeo drive where you still get the Pretty Woman treatment. Your bargain basement shoe store at the mall is self service. I want a man waiting on me, sizing my feet and drooling over my pretty feet and bare cunt. I always try on shoes in a short skirt with no panties. I watch the salesman intently until his eyes pop. That is when I know he got a glimpse of my sloppy wet pussy. At this one store I frequent, there are private booths for the customers. We get our own shopper, a private room, and expensive champagne. I had Oscar pour my champagne into my $2,000 pair of Louis Vuitton shoes I just purchased. We drank out of my shoe, then I gave him a show. I broke in my designer shoes fucking my cunt with the heel. H pulled out his cock to stroke it for me. He claimed he had never seen a show like that before, but I found that hard to believe. Whores with money do all sorts of wild things like fucking their cunts with expensive shoes. I would have fucked Oscar, but the heel of my new shoes was much bigger.
Want to have dirty phone sex? You have come to the right place. My life is as dirty as my phone sex. I love being a dirty whore. Today was an extremely warm day. I was in the backyard in my bikini drinking a Martini. I look great in a swimsuit. I was feeling very exhibitionist. I looked around and saw him in the window. He was a neighbor boy I had apparently never seen before. I think he was a visitor because I make it a point to know all the young boys in my neighborhood. He was looking at me intently, so I gave him a hot show. I started stripping off my little bikini. I sat on a lawn chair, spread my pussy and started masturbating. The sun was glaring in my eyes, but I could see his arm movement. I knew he was masturbating too. I signaled him down. I wasn’t sure he would come to me. You know, the stranger danger thing, but he did. He got between my legs and licked my sloppy wet pussy. He was not a virgin cunt licker. He was my middle son’s age, but very skilled. I squirted on his face. I knew it was dangerous to have such a young boy eating my pussy in my backyard where neighbors could see, but I like risky sex. I knew there were folks watching, but I didn’t care. The only thing on my mind was getting fucked by a young boy. Fucked, I got. He hammered my milf pussy. Gave me a healthy load of cum too. I hope he is newly adopted or something became I want to fuck that young boy some more.
Do you like pissing phone sex? I am not too proud to admit that I like golden showers. I like giving and receiving. Lately, I have been in a giving mode. Giving to my daughters and sons. A young one that can take a good douse of urine brings in good money. Guys pay to piss on and be pissed on all the time. I am grooming my young ones to be piss whores because it will bring us all money. I invited some of my male friends to come over last night for a pissing match. A literal pissing match. I lined my young ones up in the basement. I tied their hands behind their backs, so they couldn’t fight off the piss. I love golden showers sex more than they do. I told my friends to piss on them. Piss in their faces, down their throats, up their ass, in their pussies and all over their jail bait bodies. One of my sons surprised us all, by begging to drink all the piss. I must admit, I thought if anyone would be a piss whore, it would be my eldest daughter. She likes to wet her panties in public and sleep in a piss soaked bed. But my son wanted to drink piss and get fucked up his ass while men pissed on him. I don’t judge. I just market my little whores to their fetishes. Now, I know I have a golden boy. A gold showers boy.
I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy while talking dirty on the phone. I started taking calls early this morning after I got my brood off to school. My husband is on the road for business, so it was my responsibility to get everyone up and going today. I am not a morning person, so I just never went to bed. I stayed up doing coke and watching dirty home movies. My sons were so excited that I was getting them up for school instead of their daddy, that they wanted to fuck. Morning sex is always hot. I let each boy dump a load of cum in one of my mommy whore holes. They came so much, that my pussy was making those fart noises. My cum filled cunt was flooded with hot jizz. I got all my brats to their various bus stops then crashed for an hour. I almost overslept for work. Because I was running a little late for my shift, I never showered. That meant I still had a cum filled pussy. I love working with a wet snatch. I was letting my callers hear how wet it was, which made them cum so hard. The more I played with my dirty puss, the wetter I became. It is a great job that lets you play with your creampie while you work.
I am such a creampie slut. I love having cum deep inside of my pussy. It is not just that I enjoy having cum inside me, I enjoy having it licked out of me, especially by my daughters too. I am a cum whore. We had a family orgy this weekend. For once, we had no clients to entertain at the house. I could just get high with my offspring and my husband. Since daddy was home, he was partying big time. My husband is thirty years older than me, so his cock doesn’t work like it once did. However, you give him a hot show as foreplay, and his dick is as hard as one of his teen sons’ cock. Before my husband joined in on the family fun, he watched each of his sons fuck me. He loves watching me fuck our sons. My husband is a P man 100%, however, he loves the idea of mothers and sons fucking. He thinks it is the most forbidden of taboo fucks. I do too, but I am happy to fuck my boys for my husband’s pleasure. He rescued me from a life of squalor, so I will do anything for him. I knew it would be a bonus if he watched our daughters lick their brothers’ spunk from my cum filled cunt. As our youngest girl was slurping on my messy pussy, her daddy blew a load all over her sisters’ faces. He was trying to hold off to fuck, but the visual was just too hot for an old man. Apparently, he was not alone. I looked over in the other direction and saw my three sons cumming in their hands. They enjoyed watching their sisters clean up their taboo mommy. There is never a shortage of cum in this house.
