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A Trashy MILF and Naughty School Girls

trashy milfI am a trashy milf inside. I can dress up respectable as you can see from this picture. I am still sexy. I won’t wear frumpy clothes, but I will dress down for school functions. My brood has been back to school for one day and someone already got in trouble. I was summoned to school to pick up my youngest daughter. They wouldn’t tell me what the offense was, so I assumed it was severe. My daughter got busted finger banging another school girl in the girl’s bathroom. I was like, “Really, that’s what you hauled my ass down here for?” I tried explaining that sexual curiosity is normal in girls their age. I didn’t see the issue. Both girls were in the principal’s office. The other mother couldn’t leave work but gave permission to me to take her daughter home. She would pick up her little Lolita after work. I filled out the paperwork and took the horny girls home. I lied to the principle when I said I would make sure the girls were punished and received counseling. Clearly, he had not been laid in ions. I showed those girls how to be teen sluts fucking. I played a naughty game of doctor with them. I was sure the mom of the other girl wouldn’t be as uptight as the principle was. I mean girls at that age, play sex games. Ask your wife, I bet she did too. When the other mother got off work, we all four played together pretty much saying fuck you to the principal. No young girl should have her sexual curiosity stifled. I made sure no one’s was stifled. Mommies ate their daughter’s pussies. Daughter’s ate their mommies’ pussies. Mommies ate mommies’ pussies and baby girls ate each other’s pussies while we finger banged each other. I will home school my girl if she can’t finger a classmate or two in the bathroom.

Freaky Phone Sex New Year’s Day

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex is perfect for New Year’s Day. I am hungover as fuck, but I have the perfect cure. Fucking is a cure for anything. I have my entire family with me for the holidays. My sons are happy to fuck their mommy. My daughters are happy to have their little slits licked while their brothers pound the fuck out of me. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love having them home. They go back to school tomorrow. I only have one daughter who has graduated from high school. The rest are still school age.  Today, we enjoyed some quality family time. No daddy. No clients. Just mommy and her offspring. We made a hardcore orgy porn for daddy. He will love watching all the cock sucking and pussy eating I did too. When it comes to the oral Olympics, I win. My jaw never gets sore. I can suck and lick all day long. My sons can fuck all day too. I have three of them, and all of them nutted many times in me and their sisters. My daughters couldn’t be neglected, so I let them join in on the fun. Holidays are all about family, right?

Live Phone Sex

live phone sexLive phone sex, is the only kind. I get calls daily from guys saying something like, “Oh wow you answered,” or “Are you a bot?” Why guys would call for a recorded message is beyond me. You can read yourself an erotic story online for free. I enjoy this kind of personal experience because I can talk to you about my dirty experiences and you tell me all about yours. If I was a bot or a recording, could I tell you about all the dirty fun I am having with my offspring while they are home for the holidays? I have been getting high, eating bald cunts and sucking little dicks. I have even encouraged lots of sibling love.  I love watching my sons and daughters fuck. I have a family of whores. No one is a virgin, not even our super young adopted girls. But, most of them fuck one of daddy’s paying clients or daddy, so anytime I can get the boys fucking their sisters, it is a treat for me. I will be sad when they must go back to school. But for now, I will enjoy the family fun as long as I can.

Trashy Milf Christmas

trashy milfTrashy milf Christmas means lots of P fun and mommy sex. Lots of snow too. I’m in California, so the kind of snow I am talking about is the kind you put up your nose. I was up late last night partying and wrapping presents.  My youngest daughters are adopted, but they still believe in Santa Claus. My husband and I went all out on their gifts. My older brood wants money and electronics lol. For daddy this year, I got each of our little new angels a special slutty little outfit. I wanted them to look trashy for daddy, not sweet and innocent. He likes his little girls to look like sexy prostitutes. They were happy to have daddy unwrap them this morning.  I sat back with my other offspring and we watched daddy play with his youngest angels.  Daddy likes them super young and untouched. Before we slut them out to others, daddy gets first dibs on those virgin cunnies and asses. It is a holiday tradition. Any little virgin gets her cherry popped by daddy in front of the Christmas tree, in front of the rest of his family. This year daddy got two sweet presents. I did lines of coke while my sons fucked me, and I watched daddy fuck our youngest girls. I ate my other daughters’ pussies too. We had family group sex under the Christmas tree. Now my angels are watching movies and playing games, while I get high and spread some Christmas joy to perverts all over the world.

Dirty Phone Sex in the Bathroom

dirty phone sexI was in a super dirty phone sex mode last night. It could have been from all the coke, or it could just be my nature. Everyone knows that coke or booze just highlights your natural tendencies. I was talking to a bathroom boy. He wanted mommy to piss and shit on him. If you are so pathetic that you beg me to shit and piss on you, I will make you eat my excrement too. In fact, I took a dump on a plate and served it up fresh to him. What a fucking loser, right? After the call, I was shocked to see one of my sons jacking his cock. He was turned on by toilet sex. Who knew? I went into his room and searched his comp. Sure enough, it was full of nasty bathroom play. My son was a nasty little freak like my caller. My caller may have gotten a fantasy bathroom call, but my son got the real thing. I took him into the bathroom and turned him into my human toilet. He was having so much fun with my shit and piss, I called in the entire family. His sisters and brothers squatted over him and relived themselves too. I have a nasty fetish boy for a son. Thanks to a dirty caller, I now know.

Fisting Whore

fisting whoreDo you like a fisting whore? I am a kinky bitch. I love to test the limits of what I can put in my fuck holes. I do my Kegel exercises, so my pussy and ass are tight. Well, tight for a mommy whore who likes to stretch out her holes with big objects. I have been training for a special client for a few weeks now. Our date is tonight. It is rare that my husband arranges a special date with a client who only wants me. Most our clients want our little ones. A whore like me is easy to find way cheaper, but some guys just enjoy a high-class trailer trash whore! I have skills like fisting. I also never say no to anything, no matter how freaky or kinky. That is thanks to mommy’s little helper cocaine. I get high and my freak flag flies. I had my sons help mommy last night in preparation. I had all three of my sons fist my pussy at the same time. That was the biggest thing to ever go in my cunt. Their three fists formed one big fist which my husband said must be like King Kong fisting me. They did a good job testing the limits of my cunt. I can take more than I thought. I am sore, but practice makes perfect and I need to be ready to get fisted like a pro later tonight.

Anal Sex Whore Training for My Son

anal sex whoreLooking for an anal sex whore? I have a family of them, but no one is as big of an anal whore as mommy. I teach my little girls and my boys how to masturbate their tiny assholes. Guys and girls alike are too afraid to stick things up their butt. If they would just relax, I think they would realize how good it feels. My middle son was the one to get an anal sex lesson last night. I wanted him to be prepared for those big daddy dicks who pay good money to fuck his little ass. From behind, you can’t tell gender at a certain age. A tight hole is a tight hole. This weekend, he has been booked with a daddy who loves little boys. I just wanted to make sure my son was ready for hardcore anal sex. A few hours a day with mommy’s favorite dildo in his lubed up ass, and he will be able to take his surrogate daddy like a champ. Some boys think it is a bad thing to take it in the ass, but it doesn’t have to be. The male g-spot is in the ass. I want my baby boy to enjoy ass sex like the rest of us, hence the anal training. Day one it hurt like hell and he was crying. Day two of anal sex training and he was backing his little butt up on my dildo. Practice makes perfect!

Young Sexy Prostitutes

sexy prostitutesMy husband has a fat client investor from the UK who wants some young sexy prostitutes for Christmas this year. Despite being a very naughty man, Santa brought him an early present. I have two adopted daughters. Neither are very old. My husband and I both rescued each girl from deplorable third world countries. They are sex slaves, but very well treated ones. They have their own bedrooms fit for a princess. They are fed and loved and will go to school when they are the right age. They are living high on the hog in comparison to where they once were living.  They were going to end up sex slaves, but they aren’t trafficked girls. They have the life of a high-end escort, not a kidnapped girl sold into the sex trade. This fat cat of my husband wanted both of our newest hookers hire. This is the same man who paid a large sum of money to take my two youngest daughters’ virginity. I told my new angels what to expect. I also told them they can keep the money, or we could send it back to their families. They are perfect little angels, so eager to please. So eager to make money.

hookers for hireOur fat cat client purchased their virginity too. I dressed them up like Disney princesses and served them to their surrogate daddy. They both have daddy issues anyway. This was therapeutic for everyone. Watching a grown man eat and finger such tiny bald slits is fucking hot. He didn’t want us there, but we have hidden cameras. Mommy and Daddy want to watch the P fun! He was gentle with them, but they still cried. He has a big cock and they have tiny holes. I told them afterwards how proud we were of them and assured them it gets better every time. I licked their bald slits and pink butt holes to soothe the damage. They will be back in the game in a couple days. They are already deciding how to spend their money.

Live Phone Sex Under the Christmas Tree

live phone sexLive phone sex under the Christmas tree happened last night. I was high. No surprise there. I was on a long call with a fellow party animal. We were talking about what he would do to my daughters if he was their daddy. It made me fucking wet. Their daddy was a dirty daddy. He still is of course, but he is a lot older than me, so he is slowing down some in his old age. He still loves to watch, however. Watching me fuck our sons; watching our girls get fucked by a John gets his dick hard. It is his foreplay. So, is listening to my side of my dirty phone sex calls. Hearing me discuss rape fantasies about our girls, got his old pecker harder than it has been in years. Daddy is a P man. That is why he married me when I was a young teen girl. He needed a wife with a couple decades of breeding in her to give him the brats he wanted. Our girls are getting older, so we have adopted a few younger ones. After my call, my husband fucked me like he did 20 years ago. I can still get pregnant. Not sure I want to be a 42-year-old knocked up woman, but my husband is super rich and my savior, so whatever he wants he gets. The more I thought about it, the hotter I got. I would so love to have another little one to train to be a good slut for mommy and daddy. I think I am going to give my husband a positive pregnancy test for Christmas this year! Might be his baby or might be one of his son’s babies. Either way, it will still be a family fuck trophy. Merry Christmas to us.

White Trash Phone Sex Holidays

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex Christmas? Sounds like a porn movie, right? Well, it was last night. My husband filmed me taking our offspring’s Christmas list last night. Of course, every one of them asked for mommy’s wet pussy! I just giggled because they get that every day. Once I gathered their lists, we had an early Christmas celebration. I love having a big family because that just means more cock and more pussy for me and daddy. We tossed some logs in the fire place, got down on the big faux bear skin rug and made a daisy train. My husband loves watching us all with our faces buried between each other’s legs. I have trained them all how to eat pussy and suck cock because strong oral skills are more important than geometry. My youngest daughter was eating my cunt giving me a sloppy wet pussy for my sons to fuck. The glow of the Christmas tree and warmth of the fire place made for a hot family orgy. We all love making money off our bodies, but we take time off for the holidays because this time of year is all about family. Nothing says family like incest. Want to join my family for the holidays?