Last night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?
I’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?
Do you love stripper sex stories? Well have I got one for you! It was girl’s night last night and Constance, Cassandra and I had a fucking blast! We’re all nasty sluts and you know as well as I do that sluts like us are never going to have fun just having a couple drinks at a regular club. No, we had to go where our people were so we headed to the local strip club where they were having amateur night! None of us have any kind of problem taking our clothes off… in fact we kinda prefer it if we get the chance to be naked so we were really excited about stripping for all those horny guys. We figured that even if we didn’t win any money, we could still win us some nice hard dicks to play with.
The strip club was packed when we got there, man I have never seen it that full of horny men before! Still though, none of us were nervous while we were waiting our turns, we were just really turned on by the idea of stripping naked! First up was Cassandra, she started off dancing on the stripper pole but very quickly ended up doing a lap dance instead and riding an entirely different kind of pole, if you know what I mean. *wink wink* Constance lasted a little longer on stage but soon she too was riding a flesh pole instead, what can I say, sluts always like lap dances way better than pole dancing! As for me, I didn’t even get on stage at all. How could I when there were two of my favorite sluts right there in my face getting fucked?? I was too horny to strip so I just found me a cock to dance on instead. We may not have won the prize but damn we sure did have a lotta fun anyway!!
Nasty as I am Sybil is the trashy slut addition to our toilet sex. She’s a little slut in training, trying to be as disgusting as I am. She wants to be like me – covered in piss and cum and shit. All the messy kinky fucking mess that makes your cock throb hard and my pussy want to drip. Why not make it a threesome? You can have us two girls that will do anything to please you ready to get down and dirty with you…literally. Two girls and one cup, right? Yes! Cum and more cum. Piss and more piss! I want to be a total nasty fucking mess with my little slutty friend by my fucking side. Getting nasty and dirty all together it’s going to be as hot as you can imagine…since Sybil and I will let you do anything you want to us! We have no limits or taboos…we’re nasty filthy whores that are ready to please!
Look at this subby slut, ready to please like it or not! Ha. I am going to make this bitch real nasty, my friends and I are more than ready to make this our personal nasty lil toilet whore. Her name’s Naomi and you can find her on submissivewhore.com but from now on her name will be Slave. Stupid cunt is about to get what she deserves…from my lovely fucking friends and I. This little bitch will be cowering on the floor, waiting her next beating, but not expecting how nasty we are going to get with her. We’ll be a tad brutal but completely fucking nasty and dirty is our goal. We want her drinking our piss, begging and slurping up cum and eating shit and vomit by the time we’re done with her. Not just doing all those things, but the Slave will be begging for it. She’ll be a whimpering pathetic bitch choking on cock and cum and piss while I cover her in all these juices, more than ready to give her more. But all THOSE juicy details cum later, with you.
You see these tits? They’re perfect, aren’t they? But in my opinion there is one thing missing from these bouncing tits. Go ahead and guess, but keep in mind what a DIRTY and FILTHY girl I am…Mmm, that’s right darling you know you wanna cover these tits in all your hot and warm piss. You have always wanted to ask your silly little prude girlfriend to let you piss on her but let’s be real – she would NEVER allow that! She doesn’t even swallow your cum. I am a nasty fucking freak and I never say no to a good time! Seriously, don’t threaten me with a good time! When you come right over to take care of these tits I will get your hard dick ready for me. My mouth has been waiting, and I really hope you haven’t showered. I like to taste that cock in my mouth, suck the balls in deep down my throat with it. Mmm, that tastes so fucking good. I can only imagine how yummy your piss will taste! I think it’s time, cover these titties in your hot piss!
I kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?
Well apparently some day this week was random acts of kindness day…I personally am not the nicest girl in the world but I am feeling extra generous with my blowjobs! Only because I am extending random acts of kindness day into random acts of kindness week! It’ll do. I’ll be able to get in tons and tons of blowjobs in since I am making this last a whole week. I picture lots and lots of gangbangs, cum facials and of course lots and lots of ‘other’ juices too! My sex drive is limitless. I literally just keep going and going. I am constantly craving that rock hard cock to be in any one of my holes. I’m always thinking about all the taboo and nasty things I could be doing, which of course keeps me constantly wet… I am always horny and ready to fuck. I am addicted little slut! Addicted to the messier side of fucking that is…! So if you are like me and don’t mind getting dirty…and I mean completely fucking filthy then I would LOVE to talk to you. I would love to tell you how much I love shitting on you, pissing on you and being covering in your hot sticky cum. I can’t wait to be the one begging you to drop your load on me…mixing out shit and rubbing it everywhere. Allowing you to drink me sweet piss… I know I can even make you beg for it. I hope I’ve made it clear now that I am nothing like most girls, and I obviously don’t mind taking things to a more extreme level. All for this silly week of kindness!
For Mardi Gras can you imagine what I did? I wasn’t just flashing my tits for beads like the other sluts, I wanted to see how far my naughty and dirty actions could take me. I didn’t want just silly beads, I wanted to see what else I could get and just have a lot of fun…I went to where I knew the dirtiest man could be found – an owner of a pizza shop. I knew I could get a whole meal and a place to stay for my trip as we had some fun together. I wasn’t wrong either! He was down to get dirty with me – right in his kitchen. I probably would advise not to eat that food considering all the piss and shit that was being pushed out all over each other – not to mention is hot load that he finished all over my face. Mmm, it was quite the dirty and naughty time with him. Just fucking like crazy and giving each other the hot loads we both needed and craved. It was so hot, and it was worth all the stuff I got out of it!
I want to have fun with you tonight, I want a wild party with all types of juices, I want to get some stupid sluts and take advantage of them. I wanna get messy with them and not let them see tomorrow. It doesn’t matter who we pick, we can snatch her up so easily she won’t even see it coming! I love degrading them, and to do that you have to make them do things they would never do unless they were being forced to do so. I will force her to drink your piss, if she spits it up I’ll cut her deep, I love playing with their blood as much as I love watching them lay in our juices. Piss and shit covering her naked body. Soon it will be mixed with blood and cum and we will make her lick it all up after we are done taking turns fucking all her holes raw. Maybe I’ll fuck her with my knife? Wouldn’t that make a delicious bloody mess! And don’t worry she won’t live to tell anyone of the ‘horrible things’ we did to her… no she won’t even be making it to tomorrow. This party is the messiest one yet, but I am sure to try and top it!
