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When I started the White Trash Twerk Team I did not think that it would go off so well.Inmates leaving the penn and guys celebrating their divorces were blowing up out phones. Then it started with rich white boys who wanted to spend their mommy and daddy’s money with some super dirty bitches that would do whatever they wanted for a quick buck. We got invited to some sort of costume party where we were ordered to dress as a certain barn yard friend since we were to be ridden by our steeds. Whatever, cause I am sure they were on a steed level. Haha, no. Anyway I started browsing the market for some sexy galloping friend consumes which sounds easier than it is. Then I saw it in all its beauty and ordered one in every pretty color.
When it got there I was really stoked and could not wait till it was time to show there girls. We all gathered the day to get dresses and I handed one to each girl, along with a matching set of ears and some wings. The three of them looked at it puzzled and then one of the girls shouted out, “Am I posed to put dis in my ass?”
I smiled and nodded. Everyone was game; they loved cocks in their asses, so to have a tail for the night was not a problem at all. And when we showed up to the party our clients were stoked with how hot and wranchy we were.
We danced and preformed for them all night. When it was time to remove our clothes one of the guys asked us to leave our bottoms on since the barnyard friend thing was so hot. To their surprise we removed our bottoms leaving our tails plugged into out asses. We licked and sucked on each other’s nipples and began to eat at each other’s pussies. We even all laid down and in a circle ate each other’s pussies. The guys had so much fun making us their cream pie sluts and cum dumpsters for the night. They said we were some super dirty bitches as they made us lick our tails clean before shoving them back into us. I didn’t care though, cause we made bank!
Is there anything hotter than the Star Wars Saga? Fuck no! It is filled with aliens and Hans Solo, who is hot as fuck and not to mention slave bitch Leia. I could go on and on about how my gammy used to watch it with us and I would pretend like my box was the Millennium Falcon. Sometimes I would wear it over my head and “beep boo boo beep,” around the living room like a little R2D2. I would have to say of all of the characters the villains were always my favorite. The top was Darth, with his shiny giant helmet that I would picture running into my pussy while he had me in a force choke.
I was set to be dressed in my gold slave Leia bikini just like I did every year. Imagine my surprise when this year I was approached by a stranger with tattoos and the sexiest Darth helmet on. He even had one of those voice synthesizers that made him sound just like my villainous prince. He greeted me not with a force choke but his real hand gripped around my neck. I had no idea who the fuck this guy was, but he was hot as fuck and I was his. He shoved me onto the couch and ordered me to call him daddy. I screamed out “Darth you are my daddy,” as he began to play with my pussy. I whimpered and he stood up shoving his cock into my mouth. It felt so good as he used my head for his pleasure.
He fucked me every which way, even propping me against the counter. I stretched my leg up over his whimpered when he bent me over shoving his cock deep into my ass hole. He ordered me to stretch my ass hole wide open and with a “yes father,” I certainly did. When he was ready to but he shoved me down and I sucked the cum right from him. It tasted so good against my tongue. He told me I was a good little whore and got up to leave. I asked him who he was and he replied back with “Cindy, i..am…you..father,” and left out the door. When I went to the door there was a line of Star Wars characters waiting for their turn, a Hans, a Wookie and even a C-3PO. A smile came across my face. I was a good little Star Wars trailer trash whore and I was going to have a blast let the cum wars begin!
Hey there all my freaky guys, it is Cindy here to make a pervy announcement! We are bout to start a WHITE TRASH TWERK TEAM! That is right all my fans of this nasty cum dumpster.It is not going to be one of them busted one neither i am talkin about some straight MTV or BET shit. I am now going to twerk these beautiful ass cheeks whenever, wherever I want. I can twerk on a wall; I can twerk down the hall. I can twerk on cars and totally on top of bars. I can twerk on your cock and twerk down the block. Speaking of a big fat throbbing cock, One of Eddies friends got out of the joint and he thought he was going to do him real good. He hired white girl twerk team to cater to all of his needs for the night. Eddie made sure to have a big group of their friends set and ready to come over for his release party.
When Eddie and the boys got over to my house me and the other bitcches were already there and waiting. It did not take too long before Marcus arrived brought to my doorstep by his sister. All his boys clapped and patted him on the back. We all stood in a line bent over giving his a standing ass clap ovation. He came over to us and I could feel his hard as cock push against my ass. I turned around and pulled myself close to him. I lifted one of my legs putting it in his arm and twerked my ass while standing on one foot. He sat down and I started to give him a lap dance. I moved my booty in circles over his throbbing present in his pants. I bent over and twerked for him. He shoved his face into the crack of my clapping ass as I continued you pop it over him. I led him to my room in the back and shut the door.
I removed his pants in one swift rip to the floor. He grunted as I turned upside down and began twerking my ass while I braced against the wall. His cock stood straight ready to fuck me any way he could. He put it between my ass cheeks and I jacked it as I continued to gyrate. He grunted like something wild and that was all I needed. I hoped down and threw him onto my bed and straddled him, reversed cow girl. I leaned forward and twerk my wet bald pussy up and down his shaft. He felt so big inside my pussy. My legs shook as I came down hard on top of him. He came in no time and I told him not to worry, I was his cum dumpster for the night, well we all were
I have always been one of those people that thought it would be really awesome to have like a party trick. I really never have anything super cool until the other day. Let’s start by saying as an little one and growing up I have always love gummy bears, well I guess I should say gummy anything. Whether it is worms, bears, bottles or anything else you can think of, I was at the candy store drooling. Anyway, so the other day I was getting super trashed, I know no surprise, and a friend of mine brought me an oversized gummy stuff gift basket. Giant gummy bears and gummy worms as a reward for being his dirty white trash slut. Made since when his ass gave the idea to put them in my ass. I went outside and put on a nice show for all the guy at my house. I teased my little ass hole with the tip of the oversized gummy worm first, my pussy got so wet and dripped over my rosebud lubing me up. That guy slid in and out as easy as my big ass dildo I shoved up there all the time. I was not feeling it intense enough so moved to the giant gummy bear. Fucker was so big I could not even get it in. Took me fifteen minutes and then I was working that fucker in and out of my ass hole. Guy that gave it to me let me suck his dick while I gave myself some good ol’ hardcore anal sex with these gummy bears. I realize they were not sex toys, but they are now. I came all over that giant gummy bear and then one of the neighborhood brats paid me 20 bucks so he could eat the cum soaked bear. I love makin easy peasy money.
There is nothing better than a little wake n’ bake while I fuck whoever is in my bed. Shit the way that Mary Jane gets to my head makes me horny as fuck, not that I need the help at all. Let me tell you though when I get that buzz going the feeling of a nice cock touching any part of my body makes my nerve endings explode with mini orgasms. I have a pretty reggie dealer that I usually use but that ass hole went out for a run across the country and forgot to drop off my shit. He recommended this young punk to bring me a stash for a few days. It was whatever, because I did not really know the little jerk, but I heard he was one of those I drop off your shit and stay to smoke some with you kinda guys. Again, not a big deal, but this fucker shows up at my trailer door with a friend of his waving a bong around like ain’t no reason to hide nothing. I pulled him into my house and gave him a big lecture about how I didn’t know shit bout either one of their dumb asses and that was some wack ass shit.
It was cool, scared the fuck out them and then moved the fuck on. Broke up the weed, smelled dank as fuck, and packed it into the bowl for the water bong they brought. Smoked a little bit and then just chilled the fuck out. Next thing I know we are all naked and dude cock is in my mouth. Fuck it, I sucked onto that cock like the cum guzzler I am, jerked the other ass hole off too. Wound up stuffin my cunt with their bongs and smoking from it, fuck it was so hot. When they ripped it the bubbles vibrated my twat and made me cum. They wound up double teamin me, thought they were hot shit. When they came all over my ass they high fived on some gay ass shit. They thought they had accomplished something but I was just the resident cum dumpster at their service. They just made today’s fuck convenient because I did not have to go anywhere and I have not even paid for that shit we smoked. HaHa. Amateurs.
Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.
I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.
I am such a trashy cunt and I want do two things in this world. Make money, and have lots of cock. A friend of mine told me about this job that she has where she talks to guys on the phone. Like not just conversing with them like fucking them with her words. It took some convincing but I figured I would give it a try and see if I could make a quick buck. I went through an interview and then had the bitch from next door take some pictures of me for all the guys to gawk over. It was kind of hot really, picturing them drooling over my perky pierced titties. It turns out that blonde phone sex was pretty hot and guys loved that I was such a trashy slut. It was lots of fun and loved it when those perves would call in and pay me lots of money. I loved being their white trash cum dumpster who would sit on the other end of the phone and play with my pussy between my fingers envisioning all of the nasty things they would do to me and I would do to them. Of what a high I would get thinking about them striking their throbbing cocks on the other end of the phone. Mmm. Every time the phone rings my cunt gets excited and wets itself for my caller. I cannot wait for my next call and I hope it will be something nasty and fun.
You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones that seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone. There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I was out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.