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I love being a trashy milf. I decided to try Tinder. All my friends talk about it like it is the best thing since sliced bread. I never have to use apps or dating sites to get cock. I am a hot old whore. Most men want to fuck me. Last night was my first Tinder date. I never saw a picture of him. I just saw his cock. That is all I cared about. There was a reason why he only sent dick pics. He was jail bait. He was still in high school. He just wanted to bang a cougar. Get this. He arrived to my trailer on a bike. Not a motorcycle, but a bike. He doesn’t even drive. He told me he was 18, but I called bullshit. Not that I cared. I told him he was getting fucked regardless of what side of barely legal he was on. He had the biggest smile on his face. I did too because for a young white boy, he was hung. It was what I would call a pleasant surprise. I slid down to my knees to show off my big dick sucker skills. He was impressed. I looked like I had been doused with a carton of milk. He was embarrassed he came so quickly, but he is a teen boy with an old whore’s mouth on his dick. Of course he was going to nut on my face. I fucked him for a few hours before his mom started calling him wondering where the fuck he was. I guess next time I hook up with him it has to be on a Saturday afternoon. He left with his balls drained several times, and I spent the rest of the night playing with my cum filled milf holes.
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My phone sex line is open like my fuck holes. I will talk to anyone about anything at any time. I am known for a few things. I love partying, big black cocks and anal sex. That is just the tip of the iceberg. I am a dirty old whore. Last night, I was at a boring party. It was a high school party too. I crashed it. One of the boys in my neighborhood is graduating and they through a pre-party to celebrate. For a bunch of high schoolers, I expected some wild antics. I had to show them some wild antics. Since I am an anal sex whore, I decided to start with some ass fucking. I bent over the couch and encouraged those boys to fuck my dirty old asshole. They looked at me astonished. They couldn’t believe I was offering up my ass to me. After a few minutes of shock, one boy snapped out of it and rammed his hard, teen cock in my asshole. The rest of the boys followed suit and before we knew it, we had a real party. An anal gang bang party. I broke out the party favors and booze. Do you need me to spice up your party?
I am such a trashy milf. I picked up a coed last night. Technically, I picked her up, but she made the first move. She was drunk and hopped in my Uber ride by mistake. The driver was trying to tell her she had to wait because this Uber was occupied. She was drunk and sort of obnoxious about it. I told the driver it was fine. We could take her where she needed to go, and it could be put on my bill. He was like it doesn’t work that way. When I pulled out a $50, he shut the fuck up. The girl said her name was Brandy. It might have been Sandy, not sure because she was slurring. She reminded me of my daughter. She started finger banging my cunt. She was the aggressor, so I went with it. I pushed her head between my legs and had her lick my sloppy wet pussy. She started slurping on my cunt like a lesbo sorority girl. I was grinding her face in my twat so hard I almost choked her. The Uber driver was getting another tip because he was watching in the rear view mirror and stroking his cock. I was loving this drunk sorority girl’s cunt licking skills. I came on her face, then we flipped positions because I wanted to eat her young bald pussy. She kept calling me mom, which made the entire encounter fucking hotter. I guess it was my lucky night because a hot drunk coed walked right into my Uber ride. Pretty sure, the Uber driver was saying the same thing. He got a $50 tip, got paid for the ride and got to watch a drunk girl fucking a dirty old whore. My guess is his Prius smells like pussy and his cock is still hard.
This trashy milf was minding her own business this morning. I was not looking for trouble, but trouble found me. There was a knock at my door. When I answered it, I was in a t-shirt and panties. Usually, when someone is at my door, they are there to get high or fuck, but usually both. It was a young boy, but he was selling something for the Boy Scouts. I saw fresh meet. I saw a cute boy who could use the tutelage of an old cougar. I pulled him inside under the premise that I needed to get my wallet. I came back naked and watched him pop a woody in his uniform. “Ever seen a naked woman, son,” I inquired? He was speechless. I walked over to him, pulled his dick out and gave him his first blowjob. That lead to his first pussy. My sloppy wet pussy was happy to welcome his cock inside her. He had no clue what he was doing, but I taught him. He didn’t last long, but it was his first time. I bought some of his nuts after I busted his nuts for the first time. I told him to come back every day because he has a lot to learn still.
My phone sex line was full of cock sucking yesterday. My son crashed at my place the night before. He was hiding from his drug dealer. He owed him some money. He knows he can stay here when ever he wants. My son loves his druggy whore mother. No one has ever sucked or fucked him better than me. I had an early work start time the next morning. We had been up late fucking and partying. I figured he would sleep in. He needs more sleep than me. But he woke up with a big hard cock and needed his mommy’s help. He needed my help all day too. That was good for my cock sucking callers. Instead of a dildo, I was downing my son’s hard rod. He has always enjoyed listening to my side of the calls. I have long been trying to convince him to join the company, but he doesn’t want to be naked on the Internet. Personally, I think a real-life mother and son could make bank as a phone sex couple. He can’t be heard on calls since he doesn’t work here, but pretty sure callers know when a trashy milf if is sucking on a dildo or the real thing. Think you can tell the difference?