Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fuckingA blonde fucking whore knows how to party. I crashed an Easter party last night. It was a bunch of teens drinking and smoking pot. It was not so much an Easter party as an excuse for teens to party. The mom of the host is a stripper, and she was out making money on the pole. She is not the kind of mom that minds if her son has a kegger or bangs the old cougar from the trailer park. Her son is hung. I may not have been officially invited to the kegger, but no one minded when my skanky ass walked up and asked for a beer. The host joked that I must bring something to drink for free. I know its ass or grass, no one rides for fee.  I offered up blowjobs. The line for my blowjobs was longer that the beer line. That is because I am a cum guzzling slut. I am legendary in the trailer park from the boys to the men for my cock sucking talents. I was chugging back cum like it was beer. Cum is better than beer to me. I would rather be drunk on cum than any other liquid. I did drink some beer and I did do some pot, but mostly I drained Easter eggs. I still can taste the cum. In fact, I have been belching up cum bubbles all day because I drank so much jizz last night.

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