I’m a dirty gangbang whore. By that I mean, I am more than just a slut who likes to take a ton of cock. Just entertaining a legion of dicks is boring to me. I want more than just cocks up my ass and cunt. I want to be coated in cum and piss. A sexy mature bitch like me knows where to go for raunchy sex. A frat house. College boys love a MILF gone wild. Frat boys are as raunchy as it gets, but the girls they fuck on campus want love and respect before they put out, so the boys can’t get as nasty as they want to with them. But, I don’t want to date a frat boy. I don’t need them to spend money on me. I just want to get nasty. I just want their cum and piss and whatever else they want to give me. So on Friday nights, I crash a frat party. Last Friday, it was the Sigma Chis.
They were having some mixer with some stuck up sorority house, so when this trashy MILF walked in, the coeds had to sit back and let a real woman show them how to party. I got on the dining room table naked while they boys lined up to skull fuck me and give me creamy facials. The coeds looked mortified that a woman their mother’s age would take so much cum to the face. I’ve been a cum whore since before they were born. I was rubbing that frat seed into my skin like it was a top line anti aging cream. As boys waited to cum on my face, others fucked my ass. They all know I’m a nasty freak at the Sigma Chi house, so they pissed up my ass. I have a very tight rosebud for all the big dicks I take, so I held some of the piss and exploded it all over the coeds behind me watching in disgust and jealously. For three hours those silly young girls didn’t exist. I was the only woman in the house that mattered. I took their cum and piss in all my holes and left one happy trailer park whore. Showed those coeds what those boys really want. I’m going back tonight with my daughters so they won’t grow up to be a stuck up coed.
A trashy milf like me, needs to be entertained constantly. My brood was all in school, and I was horny. Usually, I can amuse myself by talking dirty on the phone, but snow storms everywhere have affected business. My phone lines were down for a day, so I had to find entertainment somewhere. And, I did, with the neighbor boy home from school on a sick day. Our bedroom windows face each other. So, I gave him a little masturbatory show. I have no shame. I love boy cock. And 99% of boy cock loves me. What young boy doesn’t want the hot neighbor lady making him a man? Plus, I am a firm believer that cumming is a cure all for every illness. It expels the poison from your body. I watched as he started to shift in his sleep pants. I knew I was getting arise out of him.
I needed more that mutual masturbation. I needed fucked. I knew his parents were at work, so I slipped on a robe and paid him a house call. As I let the robe fall open, exposing my hot naked body, I informed him I was just checking on him; seeing if he needed anything. He was pretty much speechless, so I took matters into my own hands. I walked over to him, pulled his cock out of his Star Wars pants and started stroking his cock. His eyes rolled in the back of his head. He started moaning as I coaxed the cum out of his cock. I don’t think a woman had ever touched his dick before the way he acted. Every young boy should have a sexy MILF touch his dick. Nothing against school girls, but they just lack the skill a young boy needs to become a man. Just ask my sons. I made my neighbor boy feel a million times better with my cum letting procedure. Trust me, if you are feeling ill, the bust remedy is a good hard cum.
Live phone sex sluts are creative when it comes to keeping warm. This weekend hit a record cold for the area and my furnace broke. My husband is on the road for work, and unable to fix it. Because of the extreme unexpected cold spell, heating repair guys are booked up. I couldn’t get an instant fix to my problem until I remembered body heat. That is the best way to warm up. It was my lucky day because my oldest daughter paid me a visit. My first born is from my school girl days. Not sure of her daddy, but she is in college now, living on her own. But she still likes to pay her trashy MILF momma a visit every week.
She came bearing gifts. A brand new sexy toy for her anal sex whore mommy. We got naked in the living room and had some quality mother daughter bonding time in an effort to keep warm. Who the fuck am I kidding, I don’t need an excuse to play with my brats, especially my full grown sexy ass coed. I licked her pussy and ate her ass out for hours, until she broke the new toy out in my ass. I have to tell you, with my daughter fucking my ass, I felt hot as hell, not cold. Her hot sexy naked body has always warmed me up. She got me so worked up I squirted all over her face. My hot mommy juice is her favorite she says. She licked my sloppy wet cunt up, even tongued my asshole and cleaned up my taint. The great news is she has been staying with me as long as my heat is still out. Not sure I ever want it fixed now.
We plan on giving her half siblings one hell of a live sex show when they come home from school today. Bet you would love to be a fly on the wall for that.
Trashy MILF is what I am known as among many of the parents in my soccer mom gated community. They look down on me. Think my husband is some saint who took pity on a younger woman. They think I married him for his money. Little do they know that my wealthy church going, white collar hubby is a total freak and that is why I married him. The stuck up bitches in my neighborhood would freak the fuck out if they knew my perfect husband paid my parents good money to fuck me for years when I was just a school girl. And, that he bought them from me. Not because he wanted to keep me as some sex slave, but because they would never let me go without sizable money. I was their cash cow. My husband and I have a kinky open lifestyle, but all the community bitches see is his trashy younger wife in her too short and too tight clothing. They think I am a slut and a gold digger. Well they are half right. I am most definitely a slut.
I decided to show them that I am not only a slutty MILF, but I am a gangbang whore too, with their sons and husbands. Friday was some student teacher conference day so most of the boys in the neighborhood got off around noon. I had my sons invite a few of the boys whose mothers are the most catty and bitchy towards me. My boys know how I operate. They knew when I told them the boys to invite over what exactly I was up too. I had a house full of young teen boys. I got on the couch naked, twerked my hot MILF ass and they lined up with their stiff dicks in their hands ready to fuck their friend’s hot mom. You remember when you were a horny teen? I bet you would have died to fuck that one friend’s mom. I got several loads of boy cum in my fuck holes. Even taught those boys the joys of a good blow job. I sent them home with the scent of a woman on them and a message to their mommies: “Your husbands are next.” I’m a street wise dirty MILF. Women should know better than to fuck with me.
Dirty phone sex can mean so many things with a trashy whore like me. But, this weekend, dirty meant bloody. My middle daughter became a woman. This is a very special thing in my family because the day of a girl’s period means she can be bred. Her young ripe pussy is ready to be impregnated. We had a little family celebration. Things got messy. But, I like messy. I buried my face in her red cunt and licked that sweet flow into my mouth. We joked that we were vampires. I kissed her with my red stained lips so she could taste how sweet she was as a woman. She is at the age that I was when I first got knocked up. My parents were so happy because they could breed me; use my young body for profit. I don’t need the money like my parents did. I just think it’s hot to impregnate young girls. Bet you do too.
The entire family joined in. Her siblings and her daddy helped me play with her period blood. The first menstruation blood is special. We body painted in it; licked it off her body; collected it in vials to save like wedding cake. We did look like blood thirsty vampires, but a woman’s first period blood is sacred. All the boys in the house, three brothers and a daddy, fucked her sweet womanly bloody womb. She came so hard. A woman always cums harder on her period. Now that she is officially a woman, I will start advertising her young cunt for breeding. So many men love to knock up a young girl. I can keep the baby or sell the baby, either is fine. I just want her pregnant. Her older sister has already had two brats.
Maybe you would like to impregnate my daughter? Make me an offer.
Live phone sex is perfect on New Year’s Eve. Ring in the new year with your favorite phone sex slut. Every year I make resolutions I never seem to keep like exercising more, eating healthier, being nicer to people. I think Facebook and society in general make us feel like we have to do these silly ass cookie cutter resolutions no one ever keeps anyway. So this year, I decided I would make ones I knew I could actually keep. Wanna know what they are?
Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?
Live phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.
But, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.
My little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.
I was out of town this past weekend to meet an old friend. She is a good friend, but rather boring and plain Jane, unlike me. I stayed in a hotel so I could have some fun at night. On Friday, I was partying, checked out the Back Pages for hookers for hire and ordered myself an escort to party and play with. I got the surprise of a life time when my Lolita for hire knocked on my room door. It was my friend’s daughter. She was mortified, but I assured her that I would keep her dirty little secret. I insisted she stay and earn her money.
She had a kick ass body that I never could see hidden under her frumpy school outfit. She had a fake ID, which is how she got the job with the escort company. According to her, her mother’s new husband won’t pay for her college, so she is saving up. Very entrepreneurial of her. I was impressed. Nothing wrong with selling your body. Sex sells. It is profitable and doesn’t hurt anyone. I informed her that as long as she kept me company for the night, I could send her some extra business. I know lots of perverts who love a sexy little Lolita to fuck.
Tonight however, she was mine to fuck. We did some lines, drank some wine and ate pussy and ass. I had her in the shower too for some shower massage fun. That pulsating water directly on a cunt will make any girl explode. My fingers massaged her womb tickling her G-spot, giving her the first earth shattering orgasm of her life. She had never eaten pussy before, but after a night with me she was a muff diving champion. Her cunt was so sweet and yummy. Reminded me of my daughter’s pussy. I rimmed that girl’s ass, tossed her salad until she was screaming and squirting. She said most of the johns she hooks up with don’t care about her pleasure. Silly hedonistic men. Why do you guys think so many chicks are bisexual? Because we know how to give and take.
I paid my daughter’s friend handsomely for the weekend so she could stash some money away for her college fund. Her mom is sweet, but stupid and clueless. Puts all her time and energy into a deadbeat new hubby when she could be playing with and spoiling her sweet teen daughter instead. Well, if she won’t play with her hot daughter and treat her like a princess, I sure will. I love hot teen pussy, do you?
Live phone sex lets you talk to sexy girls right from the comfort of your home. I never could have been a phone sex operator in the 80s when girls sat fully clothed in a cubicle wearing some ugly headset talking dirty while filing their nails sitting next to two ton Bertha. Phone sex sluts in the modern world are hot sexy dirty girls talking naked in their homes with you. I love prancing around in my birthday suit playing with my pussy while I talk dirty to you and listen to you stroke your cock. You can even hear my wet cunt over the phone. I get so wet talking dirty, especially talking about family fun and little ones. I am a trashy MILF, so I play with my brats and their friends.
One of my favorite things to do on a call is go into my daughters’ rooms. I smell their panties while telling dirty p men about all the naughty things I do with them, like pimping them out and selling their virginity. I will even go in my sons’ rooms and wipe my wet cunt with their tidy whiteys. They jack off in my panties, why not return the favor? Being in my home means I can fuck my cunt and ass with an array of toys for our pleasure. I even will use my teen daughter’s sex toys too. I am kinky that way. Hell, I may even let the four legged boy have a peanut butter pussy sandwich on a call since I am live, alone and uncensored!
In my world, anything goes. There are never any limits. Nothing is taboo. I want to share my exploits with my big brood with you. I want to tell you about my time as daddy’s breeding whore when I was a young girl. You tell me your secrets, I tell you mine.
Do you enjoy no taboo phone sex? I enjoy a no taboo life style. I don’t believe in limits. If it feels good to me, I do it. If it is profitable to me, I do it. If I ever had an inner voice telling me to think twice, I killed it decades ago. So when a stranger offered me two grand to fuck my youngest son’s ass, I said make it $2500 and we have a deal. When my son came home from school, I made him a special drink laced with Benadryl to put him in the right mood: comatose. I undressed him, used my dildo on his ass to loosen him up a bit, then I ushered in the man who bought his ass for top dollar.
My son started to wake up, which was fine. Personally, I think it is more erotic when they moan, whine, even scream and resist. My son woke up good when his ass was getting fucked by a sweaty, stout man with a fat cock. He yelled that it hurt. Begged me to make him stop. I just stroked his hair and told him to be a good boy and earn his keep. Brats are not cheap. I have six of them of various ages. I earned my keep for my parents fucking, sucking and birthing brats, so at the very least, he could take it in the ass for awhile. Dirty old perverts never last long anyway. The taboo nature of what they are doing combined with a really tight ass wrapped around their dick makes them erupt quickly.
After money bags popped his cock off in my son’s ass, I was richer. My son looked at me like I had sliced off a limb or something. I tossed him a $100 and bag of frozen vegetables and said, “Get over it, anything can be bought, even your little tight ass.”
