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Live Phone Sex Slut Blumpkin

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Man did I get shit faced the other night. I am seriously the drunkest live phone sex slut around. I do not really remember anything from that nigh except I woke up naked and that I had shit in my teeth. I am not meaning like some sort of food either. I am talking about literal shit, like dooks, up in my grill. It took me a while to piece together the majority of the evening, I must had blacked out which was nothing new. I remember it was only me and one other of my buddies drinking. We were drinking a ton of tequila and some streak and shake chili.

That was a bad combination, because the more shit faced I got the horneier I was. So while I was turning into a horn ball this dudes stomach was working up a mad big shit. I straddled him on the couch and was making out with him. He pulled my shirt over my head and sucked on my nipples while I dry humped him. I was grinding back and forth on him while he grew harder and harder in his pants. Then the chili hit him and he shoved me off darting to the bathroom.

I quickly ran behind him. I wanted nothing but his cock in my mouth and I could care less if the smell of shit was coating my taste buds already. He pulled his cock from the toilet and stroked it while he shit a little more. I came and knelt between his legs gagging at the stink of shit invading my nostrils. He shoved my head onto his cock forcing me to give him a blumpkin. I groaned and gaged as he face fucked me, when he came into my mouth he at the same time shit what sounded and smelled like everything he ate for the last week into the shitter. It smelled awful. Past that I do not remember but I have a feeling a dirty rim job was involved.


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