My phone sex line can be a party line if you want it to be. I always have coke and weed on hand. Sometimes, some Molly. And I am up for swapping dirty tales and getting higher together. Last night I came home lit from closing a bar. I went into party mode on a Tuesday, lol. It was almost hump day, LOL.
But I did not come home alone. I brought two men with me. However, they did look white. And black men can party and keep erections. With white guys that’s more of a gamble. You never know if you will get a limp dick or not. But I am a trailer trash whore. And because I am, I can bring out some tricks like a finger in the ass to make a dead man cum.
And like I suspected, despite my valiant efforts, these men had drunk dick. Their minds wanted to fuck, but their cocks did not support them. Most men have been there. I put my fingers up their assholes and everything. But I could not wake the dead. So, I kicked them out of my trailer, got out my big dildo collection and started taking calls.
Nothing Disappoints Me More Than A Limp Dick
Normally, I don’t work late nights. That’s my prime fucking or sleeping time, LOL. However, I could not drive anywhere because I was too lit. And I could not sleep because I was too horny. So, I talked to some fellow perverts about nasty taboo things and came a few times before calling it a night.
And I know you can relate. Nothing worse than having an itch and no way to scratch it. But masturbation can help us both go to sleep. One guy called my sexline to talk about getting his wife and daughter gang banged by black men and he made me cum a few times. We smoked some weed together and drained our veins, LOL. When men disappoint me in the bedroom, at least I have perverts like you guys.