Lazy Moms On The Phone Sex Line

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In case you didn’t know, National Lazy Mom’s Day is coming up and I’m using it to stay home and play on the phone sex line. Instead of going out and making money with my own pussy or my own pretty hands, I’m going to send out all eight of my little darlings to work for Mommy so I can just stay home and get high. To be honest I’m lazy all the time but I’ve been looking for an excuse to get the house all to myself. I have such a hard time masturbating and squirting all over while talking on the phone when there’s eight half dressed screaming sluts running around the house.

I celebrated last year too. I dressed them up one by one and told them that Mommy just needed a little time to herself. As soon as the house was clear, I dialed up onto the phone sex line and waited for some horny bastard to come along and get high with me. He was so quick, he scared me when he hopped on the phone. With one hand I let my fingers glide in and out of my pussy, and with the other I chopped up a fine line of coke to snort along side of him. We sniffed that snow together, and I let the high take me over. My pussy was on fire, alive, and begging for some fucking attention.

We got to talking real nasty about my little sluts, just like I love to do. I told him I’d sent them out, and we loaded a bowl together to smoke. My pot pipe is a pretty little pink thing, just like my pussy. Even though I’ve pushed out eight brats I’m not too loose to take a nice cock. I spend most of my time in the lot with the little sluts, I told him, but I love being on the phone chat lines just as much. Are you going to be my pervert and celebrate with me this year? I’ve got some good shit cumming in, and then I can tell you all about my slutty little whores.

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