Being a Cum Dumpster is a Noble Job

cum dumpsterBeing a cum dumpster feels like a full-time job. I suspect it is my most important job because it means I’m draining cocks if I’m swallowing cum. I’ve never worked too much. Barely graduated high school. Got married at 19. And divorced by 30. When my ex-husband went MIA to avoid paying support for our son and daughter, I started hustling. Before I even knew about phone sex, I did what my mom did. I hooked to support us.

My daughter found this phone sex job for me. She was just a schoolgirl then, but she told me it might be the most perfect job for me because it was legal and fun. And that I could make good money from home too. So, I could work naked. And I could masturbate on the job. My daughter knew I would make the perfect dirty phone sex whore.

That might be how I make my money. But my real job appears to be draining balls. Mostly I drain black balls and teenage balls. Occasionally I meet a white man with a nice dick and a big wallet, and I help him out too. I do love cum. And while at the truck stop last night, I met Oliver. A 65-year-old truck driver who should be able to retire but accumulated too much debt with no savings or IRA. Social Security won’t support him. And I felt sorry for him. Nice guy.

Sometimes, I Meet Men Who Desperately Need a Cum Whore

Normally, I meet guys much younger than me at the truck stop. I can’t remember the last time I met a guy older than me. Oliver and I smoked some of his funk and he told me that he has not cum in a decade. My jaw hit the floor. Total shock. I asked him about masturbation because most men beat off even when they’re married. Poor guy lost his wife a few years ago, but she’d been sick for some time and unable to fulfill her wifely duties. And this guy loved her so much he couldn’t even bring himself to hire a prostitute.

To me, his path crossed mine for a reason. Never seen him at that truck stop before and I’m a frequent flyer. The powers that be wanted me to give this guy an old-fashioned prostate milking. But I did not act purely selfless. Backed up balls for that long would produce a large amount of cum for a greedy cum whore. So, I framed this as medically necessary for his mental and physical well-being. And I even explained that his wife would not want him to suffer in her absence.

Men Should Never Experience Backed Up Balls for Long

Holy smokes. When I found that pea shaped spot, he started leaking more pre-cum than most men cum. He needed this milking. And I needed that cum. A cum guzzling slut needs cum. When this poor old man finally orgasmed, I felt like a little girl running through the fire hydrant water on a hot day. He gushed a load all over my face. Chunky pungent jizz. But I licked it all up cause that’s what a good cum whore does.

So even though I talk dirty for pay, I think my real job is draining balls. And it’s a job I take seriously. Men should never go very long without an orgasm. Backed up balls are unhealthy.  Men like him and maybe you too, need me. We can help each other out.

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