Let’s get fucking wasted and have drunk phone sex, baby! I know you will be more open and loosened up if you’ve had a couple drinks and that’s when the phone fucking goes to a whole new level. I don’t need to be loosened up and I think you know that if you’ve read any of my blogs. But I’m willing to drink up in solidarity with you. What’s your drink of choice? I want to know what makes you feel good, so you will let your guard down. Then, I know I can make you feel really fucking good.
Listen…I know you have some fantasies that are so far out there that you don’t think anyone will want to even hear about them, much less weave together a fantasy and help you jerk off. But baby, you’ve never met a whore quite like me. I’m famous for doing anything and everything to make a man shoot a hot load of jizz. I don’t care what it is. I just get so excited when you are turned on that I reach right down between my legs and rub one out, too. Come on. Don’t keep me waiting, lover! Let’s play!