Beverly, The Big Dick Sucker is My Nickname

big dick suckerIn my trailer park, the locals call me Beverly, the big dick sucker. And I like that moniker. Seems to fit my personality. I may not fuck just anyone, but I will suck just about anyone. Small cock, average cock, big cock. I love cum.

Yesterday, this handsome young man stopped by but I didn’t recognize him. He told me he works for the water company, and he needed to check my lines to see if they were lead pipes or plastic. I thought he was talking in euphemisms. Honestly, I thought he wanted to feel my tits to see if they were fake or not. This dude legitimately worked for the water company. He caught me in the middle of making cookies.

He told me he wanted to try one of my cookies. Again, he kept talking dirty to me or so I thought. So, I felt legitimately confused. I work for a phone sex line. Everything sounds dirty to me. I flashed in my tits. I thought he wanted to know if they were real. They’re not. But I pull my tits out in front of any young man because that gets the ball rolling. And when they see a pair of tits, something chemical in their brain happens. And they forget about everything else and want to fuck.

Everyone Knows I am a Jizz Junkie

When I unzipped his pants to get to his cock, I saw the water company badge attached to his jeans on the side. And I laughed and explained that I thought perhaps he had just moved in and somebody told him where to go to get his dick sucked. And I thought he wanted to know if my boobs were fake are real. This blonde bimbo sports big fake stripper titties. Honestly, though, I don’t think it matters to men. Tits are tits.

His cock appeared big. White guy likely in his 30s with a throbbing cock that not only wanted my tits, but my mouth and pussy too. He fucked me on my kitchen counter right next to my cookie dough. Now I don’t make just any cookies. I make pot cookies and cum cookies. That’s right you heard me. Instead of milk I use jizz. Then I feed those cookies to bitches in the trailer park or I eat them myself.

When I told him to pull out and cum on my cookies, he thought I met my tits. We miscommunicated our entire time together, but it a fun, sexy way. And in the end, it didn’t matter. Nothing felt awkward about him fucking the shit out of me in my kitchen. Just some random utility worker with a nice cock and a sense of humor. He pulled out and aimed for the cookie dough.

When he left, this jizz junkie licked some of the cum off the counter. And the rest I worked into my cookie dough. I think the secret ingredient to real chewy chocolate chip cookies is your cum. Not only do I love sucking cock, but I’m a cum guzzling slut too. I might keep this batch of cookies all for myself.

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