This trailer trash whore knows how to crash a party. Perhaps I can say safely that I’ve crashed parties since teen girl years. Back then I pretended to be older than I was so guys would let me drink beer and suck their dicks. Back then I partied with older guys. However, now I party with younger guys.
I figured with Fourth of July and America’s 250th birthday right around the corner, I could find plenty of trailer park teenage boys throwing keg parties. And I think I can find a different party every night this week if I want. The two things I want most in this world besides cocaine are big black cocks and young teenage cocks. What teenage boys lack in length and girth they make up for in stamina and willingness to follow direction.
Every old blonde fucking whore like me needs a few teenage boys in her rotation. So, the party I crashed last night appeared to be a bunch of teenage nerd boys. No girls showed up. I found them drinking beer and playing video games. Who plays video games at a party unless it’s like a gamer event? I knew the one boy because he moved into the trailer park last year. But I made him a man on his first day of school.
This Blonde Old Whore Loves to Party with Teenage Cock
So, I felt obligated to make all his friends men too. Maybe then, with a little swagger, some teenage girls might show up to their parties, and they won’t be forced to play video games during a keg party. I told them to put down their joysticks. And then I picked up their joysticks. I made each boy pull down his pants. Young boys get weirded out seeing their friends dicks. So, I told them to focus on my big tits and my shaved pussy. And those boys looked like one of those characters from a Looney Tunes cartoon with the eyes bugged out.
No one had a huge cock. But they all looked bigger than my ex-husband. And most of these boys I imagine will grow a little more. I pulled my hair back into a ponytail, got down on my knees, and I went down the line of naked teenage boys sucking their cocks. Blew the cum right out of their nuts. Swallowed every drop. They all had this dumbfounded look on their faces like they couldn’t believe this just happened. But I had only just begun.
By the time I blew the last boy, the first couple of boys appeared hard again. So, I became a gangbang whore at a nerd keg party. Eventually, every boy fucked my pussy with a few of them fucking my ass too. They fucked me better than I expected. I love putting hair on the chest of young boys. Giving them some swagger so they can do better with the teenage girls. And I will go cruising tonight for another teenage party to bust. Because I’m always the life of any party.




