White Trash Phone Sex Valentine’s Day

white trash phone sexI had a white trash phone sex Valentine’s Day. What does that mean? Sex in a trailer park with your son and his friends, lines of coke, beer bongs and lots of cum. That is a white trash Valentine! My son showed up around noon. He had with him a few friends, a bag of coke and a lot of beer. It was 5’oclock somewhere. I put the beer bong hat on and started chugging massive quantities of Coors Lite. I may be a skinny bitch, but I can out drink most men. Once I was liquored up, I started doing white lines off cocks. Young, hard, happy to see me cocks. My real Valentine’s Day gift was those cocks. When I am drunk and high, I can showoff my big dick sucker skills the best. I had those boys in awe of my skills.  No matter how drunk I am, I never puke, not even when swallowing gallons of cum and getting skull fucked. I am an old whore, not a silly school girl. We party all day long and well into the night. I think all the cum I swallow somehow prevents me from getting as drunk as I should be. My pussy is sore this morning; so is my ass, but I had one hell of hot Valentine’s Day celebration. At least the parts I remember were wicked hot.

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