Cum Eating Phone Sex Gets Me Through Any Storm

cum eating phone sexI enjoy cum eating phone sex because I’m a cum whore. Florida is freaking out right now because meteorologists suggested we might get some snow or at least some freezing rain. Well, nobody in this town knows how to drive with even an inch of snow on the ground because we just don’t get snow that often. And with as much as I adore cum and big black cock, I won’t kill myself for either.

But I live in hurricane country. So, I understand how to prepare for an emergency. My son and a few of his friends helped me last night. First, I took care of the basic stuff. I went to the grocery store to stock up on bread, milk, water, and all that kind of stuff. Plus, I made sure I purchased enough batteries for my lanterns and matches for my candles in case I lose power. I saw my drug dealer to buy a big bag of coke and a bunch of weed too. And I even bought a couple of 24 packs of beer in case any of the boys from the trailer park want to hang out with me.

All I needed to do after that was stock up on cum. I always store jizz in the freezer. But I’ve been neglectful lately and not replenishing my supply. So, my son and his friends helped me. A cum guzzling slut needs to cum to guzzle. My son and his friends always supply me with a large amount of jizz for my freezer collection. You can never be too prepared. We might not get this cold front that the weathermen seem to be freaking out over. But better safe than sorry, right?

All I Need to Survive a Storm is Cum, Coke, Weed and Booze

My son and his seven friends spent most of yesterday blow banging me. As much as I wanted to swallow all of that cum or take it in my pussy, I needed to save it for the freezer. If the weather does get nasty like they say, I don’t want to be left high and dry. Sex toys can keep my pussy occupied, but they cannot provide me with any cum. However, a bunch of young studs with backed up balls can give me all the cum I need. Well at least enough cum to get through a week or so.

So, bring it mother nature. I’m ready. I purchased cocaine and weed to last a couple weeks. And I purchased a bunch of beer to entertain any local teens because I suspect school will be canceled if this cold front hits. Luckily, my daughter lives in my trailer park so this trashy MILF can enjoy her and the teenage locals. I know how to weather any kind of storm. If I have cum, cocaine, weed, and booze I will survive.

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