Blonde Phone Sex Whores Never Wait for an Invitation for Anything

blonde phone sexBlonde phone sex whores stay in demand no matter their age. Every man loves a blonde. And I am a natural one too. I got called cougar Barbie last night at a Super Bowl party I crashed. Perhaps the woman meant it as an insult because she was jealous, but I took it as a compliment. Some teenage boys and younger men and a handful of women partied two trailers down from me last night.

When I hear a party, I want to crash it. I bring a little kinky life to any party. Just ask the men in my trailer park. Getting called cougar Barbie sent me into trashy milf mode. While the boys watched the plays and the girls looked for Taylor sightings, I chugged on cocks. No amount of weed or beer would keep those cocks down with my mouth on them, LOL. And I think that angered the young teen girls.

Personally, I do not understand why any girl would be jealous of me. Their boyfriends do not want to marry me. Hell, they do not even want to date me. They just want to use my holes. And that is all I want from them too. In my opinion, they should celebrate me. They get the presents and the dates, and I get the cum. I do all the work, and they get all the glory.

A Blonde Whore Does Not Need an Invitation to a Party

Cum serves as my glory. I am a jizz junkie. And every mature woman knows the younger the sperm, the more protein it contains. Cum does this body good. And it has for decades. I only showed up at the party to get that jizz. However, I got a lot more than cum. I got some stiff teenage cocks in my pussy and ass too. As I rode one young cock after another, I watched the game.

I may have missed a few key plays, but that was only because I got lost in cumming on those big dicks. By the time the game was over, I looked and felt like cum dumpster. So, I waddled myself home stuffed full of cum. Woke up this morning, pissed some jizz out for the cream in my coffee. And now I am ready for more cum.

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