Have you ever been to a ho-down? They are so much fun! I was visiting a cousin of mine who just happened to live out in the country in a small farming town. The only experience I’ve had with that sort of lifestyle was from the movie “Son-in-law” with Pauley Shore. I figured that that was just a movie and a ho-down would be lame and boring, but I was sure wrong. We showed up to a giant farmhouse probably 15 miles from town. There were rundown trucks and tractors and cows and everything. We make our way inside the barn and I see people everywhere. Dancing, drinking, smoking, snorting. This is the best thing I’ve ever seen! I go in and look for someone that looks like they are holding. I had my pick, so I started dancing with the cutest one. A few drinks, a couple lines of coke and a few country songs later I was on my back in a pile of hay getting my pussy and ass stretched out by some hard cowboy dick! Those cowboys sure know how to ride!