Welcome to Sex Education with your professor, Jamie

Freaky Phone SexIf it was up to me to make up the course structure, college would have a class for learning how to fuck. Because we all know that it’s just as important knowing how to drive. Good fucking takes practice, and some just don’t know where the clit is.

Like “Eating Pussy 101” should definitely be a freshman course. Same as “History of Sucking Dick”. I can’t believe how many people I’ve encountered that can’t do either of them. Like, what rock were you living under this entire time to think that the clit was inside my pussy hole? Or that the tip of the dick is the only thing you put in your mouth?

Cause good cunt eaters know to lap all of it up. Lick that little bean, such on them lips, stick that tongue inside that creamy center. Make that bitch squirm under your face as she bucks and moans with your mouth all over that whore muffin.

And the babes who want to learn how to suck on a meat stick? They need to learn how to roll the tongue around the tip of that thing. Get that bulb nice and plump before sliding that mushroom tip down to the back of your throat. Making sure to use pressure of the tongue to get action on the shaft.

Because foreplay is the most important part of the process. First impressions count. If you don’t know how to eat the love meats, then you will never learn how to have that fuck feast.

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